1.
It was finals week. The top pulled an all-nighter and read a male-oriented power fantasy about a reincarnated genius seeking revenge, titled Ask the Heavens, from beginning to end.
In his previous life, the male lead had suffered terribly. He was bullied and betrayed, and in the end, not even his body remained intact. Reborn, he looked upon everything with detachment. Starting as a good-for-nothing junior disciple, he cut through one obstacle after another and finally reached the pinnacle of the cultivation world.
The top read every chapter from beginning to end. His heart ached when the male lead was bullied, he cheered when the male lead fought back, he was furious when the male lead was betrayed, and he cried when the male lead's heart turned to ashes. When the male lead reached the summit, he cried, "At last, the good days are here!"
He even took time to gobble up every chibi sticker of the male lead on the Taotao app before finally going to sleep.
But when he opened his eyes again, he had entered the world of Ask the Heavens.
The top froze. The top couldn't believe it. The top was overjoyed! Didn't this mean he could meet his favorite character!?
The next moment, a System showed up and told him he had become a vicious cannon-fodder character who relentlessly bullied and oppressed the male lead early in the story. He had to bully the male lead according to the plot, or be sent back to the underworld.
The top: ...
Get lost!
2.
When the bottom opened his eyes again, he had returned to the time when he was still an unknown junior disciple.
He lived in a filthy woodshed. Hearing a commotion outside, he saw a young master from an esteemed immortal sect barge in.
He couldn't remember who the man was. He vaguely recalled that the man seemed to have it in for him and wanted to pick a fight, so he had kicked him into a lake.
He was just about to skip straight to the kick when he saw the intruder stare at him, eyes wide. After looking for a long time, the man seemed to realize he was acting strangely. Blushing and glancing about, he stammered, "You... you... I li... No, I've disliked you for a long, long time."
The bottom: ?
3.
System: Take revenge for being thrown into the lake. Kick the male lead in too.
The top squeezed his eyes shut, invited the male lead out under the pretext of bathing together, then, ears red, hugged him and jumped into the hot spring.
System: Get your underlings to pick a fight with him.
The top gathered a whole crowd of underlings and pointed at the male lead, speaking so fast it all ran together. "It's him. He's the most powerful good-for-nothing in the whole world. Even I can't beat him. I really don't know how he passed the immortal sect tournament. That's right, he passed it."
"He's under my protection, so none of you are allowed to bully him unless you go through me first. Got it?"
The System scolded him for slipping in his own agenda.
The male lead stared expressionlessly at the hand around one of the underling's shoulders. How many people are you going to keep under your arms?
The top let go at lightning speed. "It's not what it looks like. I didn't do anything."
Wait, wait. Male lead, aren't you missing the point?
System: Mock and ridicule the male lead, who has been poisoned by love, and deliberately show him off to passersby.
The top cursed the System's plot for a hundred rounds, angrily wrote the words "passerby" on his forehead, then covered his eyes.
He was worrying about what to do next when the male lead, fed up with his dithering, dragged him onto the bed and casually tore off his clothes.
The top was shocked!
Seeing that the top had covered his eyes, the male lead thought it was a special invitation and asked, "You like this?"
He nodded. "Sure."
The top: "..." No, that's not what I meant!!!
A purehearted idiot top who struts like a peacock while pursuing love, looking for a wife, X a cold, possessive, reborn bottom with a touch of ghostliness, who gives in after one attempt.
Theme: Only by bravely reaching for what you want can you win it.