[Lord of the Mysteries] Thus Spoke Sasrir

Can you transmigrate just by falling asleep? After a solid week of working overtime, ultimate office slave Salier collapsed in front of his computer. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated in spectacular fashion! The good news: his new body is gorgeous, he doesn't have to work, and he can sleep as long as he wants. Even better news: the body's original owner was named Sasrir. He was the first angel created by the Lord, His left hand, His emissary, and the vice-ruler of Heaven... Salier: Hold on, where is this? What time is it? This is the Forsaken Land of the Gods, and it is the Fifth Epoch. A certain silver serpent who prefers not to reveal his name looked calmly at him. The Lord says, Welcome back, Sasrir. Salier: ... Much, much later, Salier Lovecraft, the new God's foremost Old One, a renowned master of backing out of things in the observable universe, and the strictest father in the occult fanfiction community, solemnly announced to all the audience members, sailors, Readers, Bards, and Beyonders of the Secrets Suppliant Pathway: “Hello, little ones from all five families! By the Lord's divine judgment, your Mythical Creature Form will now all be changed to Curly-Haired Baboons.” Also known as: “So, at the Aurora Order, are you the Lord or am I?” “Congratulations, Grisha can finally hold himself up.” “Well, that's great. If He becomes an Old One, then so will I.” “The barrier around Earth really is the Solar System's greatest fortress.” Reader's guide: 1. Salier's only allegiance is to Salier. 2. Salier's true form is the Outer Deity [High-Dimensional Overseer]. He'll use two accounts in the story: his main account, Sasrir, follows the Secrets Suppliant Pathway, while his alt follows the Shaman Pathway. 3. This story does not include the plot of Circle of Inevitability. The setting mostly comes from Lord of the Mysteries and the author's official account, with lots of original and fanon additions. The author is doing their best to reread the original. 4. Salier's humanity is on par with that of an adult paramecium. He takes on the apocalypse purely for fun. 5. Salier will bet on both Grisha and Zhou Mingrui, helping them take over as God and Celestial Worthy and become the biggest bosses in the universe. 6. The High-Dimensional Overseer will get an epic power-up. The kids, meaning the protagonists, have already broken the fourth wall. They made me write this. Theme: Fate never lets down anyone who works hard.