Why Are You Such a Brainless Villain?!

1.

Because their endings were too tragic, the number of brainless villains has plummeted.

To survive, the System forcibly binds itself to Sheng Wang. According to its data, Sheng Wang has a brainlessness rating of 162 and a villain rating of 88. With the right guidance, he is sure to become the perfect brainless villain.

System: The old man in front of you is about to be hit by a car. You happen to be passing by, and your role is that of a cold, heartless bystander. Looking at the old man covered in blood, your line is, "Looks like the Song family has reached the end of the road."

Amid the piercing sound of the horn, Sheng Wang instinctively shoved the old man out of the way.

System: ? What are you doing?

Sheng Wang apologized honestly and earnestly: I'm sorry, I'm kind of slow. Teach me one more time, and I'll get it right next time.

System: Wait, what kind of brainlessness is this?

2.

Sheng Wang spent eighteen years living off the land in a poor mountain village. One day, his family found him and brought him back. He became the unfavored real young master, and his family paid to send him to the agriculture department of an international school.

Faced with the System's demand that he bully the protagonist, Sheng Wang looked at the headlines about Song Yanjing, who wore a suit and fielded questions from the media in fluent foreign languages. Then he looked at himself, fretting because sheep had eaten all the plants for his graduation project. He asked in disbelief, "Huh, me?"

System: That's right. According to the data, sometimes you beat the protagonist until he's covered in bruises, and sometimes you bully him until he breaks down and begs for mercy. You have plenty of experience.

Sheng Wang looked troubled. But that was all last year. The production wrapped months ago.

System: Wait, you're an actor!?

Sheng Wang: The director said that if you ignore acting ability and only look at my face, I was born to play villains. Too bad the production company went under. Now I have nowhere to earn pocket money. Sigh.

System: ...

3.

With the System helping with everything it had, Sheng Wang finally got close to Song Yanjing by saving his life.

Even though everyone warned him to be careful, and even though he knew all along that Sheng Wang had ulterior motives, Song Yanjing ultimately fell for that devastatingly handsome face.

After once again suppressing the bad press about Sheng Wang cheating with a rising star, Song Yanjing met Sheng Wang's flirtatious, cold-eyed gaze and said wearily, "You don't have to test me anymore. Tell me, what do you want? Whatever it is, I'll give it to you."

Sheng Wang dropped to his knees on the spot, clutching Song Yanjing's leg and wailing: "Waaah, boss, could you let me bully you just once? Otherwise, the System and I are going to die! Waaah, please, boss!"

Song Yanjing: ?

System: ...

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A seemingly ruthless and fierce, but actually honest and gentle puppy top × an elite CEO bottom who really does like being "bullied"

Theme: Do good deeds without asking what the future holds.