Has the Frail Young Master Worked Hard Today?

A Lazy, Sickly Bottom Who's Bad at Everything

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A Top Who Can't Tolerate a Speck of Dust, Until Dust Gets in His Eye

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Bai Shu was disciplined and health-conscious in his previous life, and never forgot to work out even after working overtime.

Then he suddenly died from overwork and unexpectedly transmigrated.

The good news: He had become a rich young master who never had to worry about food or drink. He would never have to work again.

The bad news: His new body was sickly and frail.

In summer, the stuffy heat left him gasping for air. In winter, he was so weak he needed a wheelchair.

In spring, allergies kept him indoors. In autumn, he was irritable and coughed nonstop.

The even worse news was...

He also had a husband who couldn't stand him: Xie Linze.

And they called him a suitable match!

Yeah, right...

In summer, Xie Linze complained that he never went out. In winter, he complained that Bai Shu always stayed cooped up. In spring, he complained that Bai Shu never exercised. In autumn, he complained that Bai Shu spent every day lying down.

Bai Shu had had enough. He tried every trick he could think of to get Xie Linze to divorce him.

He tried every way of acting up that he'd read about online in his previous life, and even wrote a book listing all his "taboos," then had the steward deliver it to Xie Linze.

He never got his divorce, because Xie Linze seemed to have gone mad.

Steward: "Young Master, Young Master Bai says the birds in the courtyard are keeping him awake."

Xie Linze: "Move the trees."

Steward: "Young Master, Young Master Bai says that when you walked past his window yesterday, the breeze you stirred up made him cough twice more. He wants you to apologize."

Xie Linze: "Write an apology letter and send it over."

Steward: "Young Master, Young Master Bai also says he dreamed last night that a holy monk appeared and told him your birth charts clash, and that only a divorce will let you both live to a hundred."

Xie Linze: "I'll go myself."

The next day, Bai Shu, who hadn't been sick at all, came down with a fever and lay in bed, too weak to get up.

His eyes were red-rimmed, and he cursed through a broken heart: "Xie Linze, you beast!!"

Content warnings:

1. My writing is terrible. I'm the kind of writer who writes whatever comes to mind, and I can't manage daily updates.

2. This is my first attempt at an ancient-setting danmei. Please forgive the various plot holes.

Theme: If something stands in your way, work hard to overcome it!