[Naruto] The Naturally Kind Casual Player

[A nonsensical, wildly irreverent dumpling-making fic full of outrageous banter, with a dim-witted protagonist who is doted on by everyone. Very little focus on the game. Fast-paced, with hardly any plot. The original story is mostly unchanged, but the more depressing parts are glossed over or skipped entirely.] Luomu has only ever played Galaga, but surely all games are pretty much like Galaga, right? Just grind some stats! All that combat-system and game-skill nonsense? You just follow the prompts and click wherever it lights up, right? In short Luomu has arrived in her loyal ninja world! Everyone, bow down! …Do you mean kneeling on one knee? “He, Hashirama Senju, eldest son of the famous Senju Clan! Is utterly fascinated by Luomu, and not because he’s a siscon! It’s because of Luomu’s bewitching charm!” “No, I am a siscon! No matter what Xiao Luo is like, I’m still a siscon!” “Hashirama, if you don’t play along and help make me look good, I’m going to get mad.” “Madara is a simple, kindhearted man. But there’s one reason he never became Hokage in his entire life: he could never forget Luomu’s wistful eyes.” “…Maybe so.” Madara himself, who had never become Hokage, fell silent for a moment, then was forced to admit it. Luomu is used to being a god, but every now and then in a new playthrough, she wants to get among the people, share in their joys, and experience the hardships of ordinary life. “Xiao Luo, is this why you’re always picking up trash off the street?” Hashirama said, holding his head in distress. “I should have had Tobirama bring me back with Impure World Reincarnation so I could stay by your side forever.” Before he knew it, he’d let slip a rather alarming thought. “Monkey, is this how Konoha’s orphans are treated nowadays?” Faced with pressure from two Hokage at once, Hiruzen Sarutobi immediately wished he could return to the underworld. “Even if the whole world doesn’t accept me, I don’t care! Being Hokage or whatever doesn’t matter at all, as long as Luomu-chan keeps looking at me!” “Naruto, even for your sake, I’ll learn the Third Hokage’s art of peeping!” “Even if the whole world doesn’t accept me, I don’t care! ‘Luoxue Ice City’ or whatever doesn’t matter at all, as long as Sakura keeps looking at me!” “You, you just stole what Naruto said to you again, didn’t you? Even an idiot has to have some limits!” “Hey! Why does Sakura know? Did you two rat me out? Sasuke, say something! Kakashi, you say something too! You big-mouthed gossips, spreading everything around!” Orochimaru brought Luomu back with Impure World Reincarnation, giving this single-parent family a new mom, so to speak. She kicked the coffin lid flying and made a grand entrance, shouting, “Grandma’s here!” “Madara looks so young after being brought back. You’ve been taking Hashirama Cells lately, haven’t you?” “Tobirama, why has your taste gotten weirder with age? What’s that door panel on your head?” “And Hashirama… you can put me down now. You’ve been carrying me this whole way.” Theme: Being happy together while playing in the mud