A Short Story Collection for Snarking and Sarcastic Banter

As the title says, this is a collection of outlines and snippets.

Possible content and things to note:

1. Ranting and making sarcastic remarks about all kinds of plots I dislike, both in novels and in real life;

2. Dissing the types of male leads I currently dislike in novels, as well as the real-life status quo. If you care more about the male lead than the female lead, this isn't for you;

3. Writing about the kinds of plots I like, including but not limited to incest, smut, and the ambiguous stage between friendship and romance;

4. There may only be an opening, a snippet, or a plot that doesn't connect at all...

5. I don't have what it takes to write a long novel, and won't be expanding these ideas.

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1. [A Local Rich Girl Really Doesn't Know How to Show Off]

What happens when someone gets a tycoon System? Yin Yang finds out.

Going from poor to filthy rich, she can hardly stay her plain, innocent self. She starts to become decadent and corrupt.

Just to get to the school ten minutes away on foot, she spends a fortune on an electric scooter. To make a handsome, popular streamer smile, she lavishly tips him 88 yuan and demands he add her on WeChat. When a gold-digging guy asks her for a skin, she hits him with a whopping 6-yuan gift to make him feel the wealth gap.

After enduring the contempt and ridicule of countless people, Yin Yang lies in one of her many mansions, wearing slippers and an oversized T-shirt, and muses:

“I don't care at all anymore if people say I'm stingy or pretending to be rich. I'm just so rich that being called poor can't hurt me.”

2. [This Female Lead Is Too Cold]

Chi Yuan and Yin Yang once shared a sweet, innocent romance. The boy's awkward affection was hidden behind cold words. He teased Yin Yang like a kitten and drove away the people around her, claiming her as part of his territory.

Those dreary three years gained color because she was there.

They agreed to attend the same university and planned their future together, but everything came to an abrupt end on graduation day.

Yin Yang knew absolutely nothing about any of this.

“Huh?”

“Me? Dating Chi Yuan? I wasn't that delusional.”

“We never agreed on a university... Besides, I'm going abroad to polish my credentials. The three years I spent studying in Germany were the happiest seven years of my life.”

Theme: Ranting