[Jujutsu Kaisen] The Pure-Hearted Landlord and the Handsome Cursed Tool

[I'm going to throw up. How do I stop this from getting blocked? Where are the blocked words?] ★Read Before Proceeding★ 1. OOC amateur writing, bugs everywhere, no timeline, an absurdly overpowered protagonist, no logic, plain language, and no writing skill. 2. Written for love of the source. Updates weekly or monthly. If I lose interest, it gets abandoned, so add it to your favorites at your own risk. 3. A Jujutsu Kaisen comedy-club fanfic. The entire cast plays the comic role. While everyone else is completely batshit crazy, I'm sticking to a cast of complete idiots. There's basically nothing here that requires thought or sadness. The female lead is an idiot, her toughness is maxed out, and she keeps bouncing between courting death and getting beaten up. 4. The main story is suggestive. Whether there'll be a romance side story depends entirely on my mood. No need to place bets or ask who the male lead is. · Akuni is a goddess born from a limited-edition game console for the surreal game Yin-Yang Man. Like a player in a game, she can keep attacking others with "yin-yang arts" to collect yin-yang energy, then use beans imbued with spells to capture shikigami and even humans to serve her. Due to an unknown glitch during the tutorial capture, the goddess and Yuji Itadori were forced to become bound together. · "You idiot, Yuji! What kind of filthy thing did you throw in here? My whole body feels like it's been rinsed in the sewer like a piece of sh! I refuse to take this as my companion! Waaah! Wait, wait, don't hit my face! At least spare my chest!" · Thanks to her own tireless efforts and Sukuna's enthusiastic help, Akuni finally gained enough strength to get out of Yuji's body and catch her breath. Though, due to a lack of funds, she could only appear in chibi form. "Why do I have to sit and watch a movie with an ugly bear? Hey! It's hitting me! You little... Does the goddess's dignity mean nothing to you? I warn you, I'll make you regret it if you do that again! Ah, you're hitting me again! Yuji, Yuji! Look at it!" "Got it." He raised a hand. (Uses a serious punch on the little bear.jpg) · "Hmph. Just because he's a little stronger, he gets to be Yuji's teacher? Once the goddess has grown up, I'll defeat Satoru Gojo! Wait, how much does his shirt cost again..." "Nine pounds and fifteen pence?" "No..." (The poor goddess is speechless.jpg) It's 250,000. "Gojo-sensei! Sensei! Let's play a game together!" Theme: Akuni has the highest intelligence in the world.