After Deceiving My Amnesiac Archenemy Into Thinking He Was His Dao Companion

Everyone in the cultivation world knows that Li Ye is a walking calamity: unrestrained, notorious, and, after betraying the righteous path, straight into the demonic sect. The world fears him, but there is one person who is his natural nemesis:

Xie Qingci, a once-in-a-century prodigy of the righteous path.

Cool, noble, and with an immaculate Dao heart, he is the pure, untouchable moonlight of the entire cultivation world.

Everyone knows these two are sworn enemies, destined to stand against each other.

Yet Li Ye loves to get in Xie Qingci's face, pestering, flirting with, and annoying him,

just to see the righteous prodigy glare and draw his sword.

Li Ye never tires of it.

Until an accident in a secret realm leaves them both badly injured and unconscious.

When they wake, Xie Qingci, who once wanted to grind Li Ye's bones to dust, stares blankly ahead, his expression serene.

He asks, "Who are you?"

Li Ye pauses, then his eyes gleam with mischief. "Let's get acquainted. I'm your master."

Amnesiac Xie Qingci: "..."

*

When Xie Qingci opens his eyes, the man before him smiles and calls him a slave.

He resists, doubts, and investigates from every angle, but finally has to admit that they really do seem to be master and servant.

He has always valued trust, so he obeys Li Ye in everything.

If Li Ye tells him to serve tea, he does. If Li Ye tells him to massage his back and shoulders, he does. If Li Ye tells him to help him bathe and change... Xie Qingci blushes, but does it anyway.

But Li Ye keeps going too far. Now he's even asking him to track down... erotic romance novels?!

Red-faced with embarrassment and outrage, Xie Qingci flees through the door.

The moment he steps outside, he hears two young attendants gossiping in the corner:

"Hey, what do you think the relationship between Xie the Slave and his master is?"

"What relationship? They're cultivation partners, obviously! Do you even have to ask?"

Xie Qingci is thunderstruck. No wonder Li Ye is always getting close to him and testing him in every way.

He must have lost his memories and nearly abandoned his cultivation partner after seducing him!

It all makes sense now!

Xie Qingci rushes back into the room, grabs Li Ye by the shoulders, and plants a fierce kiss on him as Li Ye's eyes widen.

*

Much later, Li Ye glares at the man on top of him. "When did you get your memories back?!"

Xie, whose celestial aura has given him away, answers calmly, "Stop talking and focus."

Li Ye: "???"

Hey, get down here and explain yourself!!!

[Flirty bottom x cool top] [Beautiful, tragic heartthrob vs devoted, scheming black belly]

[Enemies become cultivation partners, lighthearted sweet romance, playing along after losing one's memories]

Jiang Qiong is secretly reading a novel during evening self-study when he suddenly transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder eunuch doomed to die young.

Fortunately, he arrives in his own body, and all his parts are intact. The bad news is that he has to enter the palace under the guise of a eunuch and serve Xie Zhizu, the tyrant who lost his kingdom.

In the novel, Xie Zhizu is ruthless and bloodthirsty, a sick tyrant feared by everyone, with a volatile temper.

To stay alive, Jiang Qiong hastily establishes three ironclad rules for surviving the inner palace: hide the fact that he's a fake eunuch, stay away from the tyrant Xie Zhizu, and save enough money to run away as soon as possible!

But on his very first night at work, his plan falls apart.

He mistakes imperial wine for milk tea and gets dead drunk. Then he wanders into the wrong bedchamber and tumbles straight onto Xie Zhizu's dragon bed!

The next day, the entire palace is searching for the palace maid the emperor favored last night.

An old eunuch sighs in the corridor. "The palace servants these days have no manners. They dare climb into His Majesty's bed!"

Jiang Qiong covers his butt and nods along righteously. "Exactly! Shameless! They deserve a severe punishment!"

Later, Jiang Qiong somehow rises through the ranks to become the chief eunuch.

Other people don't dare breathe in front of the tyrant, but when Jiang Qiong gets tired, he can sleep on the dragon bed and steal the emperor's quilt.

Others kneel until their legs go numb at court, but he dares lean beside the throne and have the emperor feed him grapes.

Later still, the whole court denounces him as a corrupt eunuch who has thrown the government into chaos, and jointly petitions for Jiang Qiong's execution.

In the Golden Throne Hall, Xie Zhizu grips the back of his neck and coldly declares to the assembled officials, "Announce to the world that I will take a consort."

Jiang Qiong: Huh? I didn't know this guy had fallen in love with anyone.

He asks, "Congratulations, Your Majesty! Which noble family's daughter is it? I'll make the arrangements."

Xie Zhizu gives him an angry sidelong glance: ... He's furious.

*

On the night of the imperial wedding, Jiang Qiong looks at the phoenix crown on his head and suddenly understands: he can never escape Xie Zhizu's grasp.

#Boss, listen, I really didn't mean to sleep with you, help~

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