Recommending an upcoming story: After the Homophobic Straight Man Gets Bound to an M/M Romance System
Cool, aloof, sharp-tongued unattainable beauty x Scheming, well-behaved-on-the-surface strategist
Jiang Zhu x Xie Qing
Jiang Zhu is the top operative of the Interstellar Alliance, with a cold temperament, a smoking-hot body, and an exceptionally beautiful face.
Unfortunately, he's an omega, so no one takes him seriously. His family has even ordered him to enter an arranged marriage, all so he can fulfill his omega duty and produce an heir.
Just then, a little orb claiming to be a Househusband System came looking for him.
Jiang Zhu: "Get lost."
System: [Once you give birth to an heir, I can help change your constitution so you become an alpha. You can keep the child and ditch the father. All you have to do is play the househusband properly in the meantime and earn me enough points.]
Jiang Zhu stopped in his tracks and struck a deal with the System.
As for whom to choose, he had never been one to follow the rules. Naturally, he ignored his family's arrangements and casually snatched an alpha who was to his taste at a banquet.
Their heats happened to collide, and a night of passion came as suddenly as spring winds after a long winter.
Once the other man came to his senses, he tossed over a business card bearing his full name, left some money, and said, "You've got good equipment. I'll come find you again."
System: [We're a Househusband System. Could you be a little gentler?]
Jiang Zhu: "I'm the one doing all the work. Isn't that enough?"
System: [...Fine.]
This improper relationship continued for a long time, until Jiang Zhu got pregnant and kicked Xie Qing out.
*
The Alliance received new information: the interstellar situation was changing, family disputes were brewing, and the chairman's position had gone to someone new.
Jiang Zhu's immediate superior was about to be replaced by a newcomer.
He held the new boss's file, staring at the name Xie Qing in deep thought. What a strange name.
Then he saw the man in person and realized it was the other father of the child in his belly.
System: [Initial mission: marry Xie Qing.]
Jiang Zhu: "..."
The gorgeous beauty, ruthless and sparing with words, tossed over his pregnancy test results. "Your kid."
Xie Qing got the message. "Let's go get our marriage license."
System: [Prepare dinner for him.]
System: [Be completely obedient to him.]
System: [Give the baby prenatal education.]
After marriage, the Househusband System took things to the extreme. It wanted him gentle and demure, yet passionate as fire, and had Xie Qing wrapped around his finger.
Besides, this System was anything but proper. Pregnancy was already miserable, and with its help, the symptoms piled up one after another.
When the pregnancy was far along and he was just waiting to give birth, Jiang Zhu planned to kick Xie Qing out again. But when he woke up, he found himself in an unfamiliar place, his pregnant belly swollen high.
Xie Qing stood beside the bed. "Planning to use me and then dump me again? You don't actually believe that System was telling the truth, do you?"
*
Xie Qing, the Alliance's next chairman, first appeared at a banquet. Before he'd even had a chance to get a grasp on the situation, Jiang Zhu had abducted him and thrown him onto a bed. The beauty in front of him straddled him.
He recognized the man on top of him: Jiang Zhu, the Interstellar Alliance's top operative with a one-hundred-percent mission success rate, renowned far and wide.
Rumor had it he was cold and difficult to deal with, an unattainable beauty.
Xie Qing watched the slender waist exposed before him. As Jiang Zhu moved, the scent of his pheromones drifted over, so sweet...
So hot, so soft, so good. I love it.
Blurb archived: 26.2.28
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Jiang Yubai x Pei Xingzhi
Jiang Yubai is a straight man, and a profoundly homophobic one at that. But he has a cool, detached face, so unless you're close to him, you wouldn't know.
Except for one person: Pei Xingzhi.
He's also Jiang Yubai's nemesis. Jiang Yubai hates how Pei Xingzhi never thinks before he speaks. Pei Xingzhi is also gay by nature, and he hates Jiang Yubai's pretentious act. Before long, they became enemies.
And now, karma has come for him.
Jiang Yubai somehow got bound to a System. It demands that he complete every plot point in the world's storyline. Refuse to cooperate? Sure, your life ends right here.
Only then did he learn that he was inside an erotic novel, and the protagonist was him, with everyone else.
In short, he was everyone's plaything, and anyone could take a turn using him.
Jiang Yubai: "..."
[Of course, our System is very reasonable! You only need to choose one person to unlock all the plotlines with~]
Jiang Yubai didn't want to choose anyone. He held on by sheer willpower, nearly dropping dead on the spot. "Can't I just not choose?"
[Nope, Host~ Our System is kindhearted, so we've already bound you to the best match: Pei Xingzhi. Tall, long-legged, well-endowed, and great in bed...]
Jiang Yubai: "?"
Jiang Yubai: "I'm suddenly fine with being short-lived."
He gave in. In his twenty-one years of life, it was the first time he'd ever gone to Pei Xingzhi of his own accord.
He worked up the nerve and stumbled over his words before finally saying, "I think we don't have to be so hostile to each other."
For once, Pei Xingzhi didn't mock him. "What kind of relationship do you want to fast-forward to?"
Jiang Yubai steeled himself and went for broke.
"Can we have the kind of relationship where we sleep together?"
"...?"
The System's missions were more outrageous than the last, each more mortifying and blush-inducing than the one before.
They started with kisses and cuddles, then moved on to all sorts of...
To save his life, he forced himself to endure the whole thing despite his disgust.
Until the System assigned a mission: [Give birth to Pei Xingzhi's child!]
Jiang Yubai: "?"
"I'm done!"
[Bonus Scene]:
Jiang Yubai: "I might have to kiss you."
Pei Xingzhi closed his eyes, looking as if he could barely stand it. He held back from saying anything nasty, then said, "Hurry up."
Jiang Yubai steeled himself, gave him a quick smacking kiss, and jumped away.
Jiang Yubai's mouth twitched. He nearly threw up. Pei Xingzhi wasn't much better. His expression was awful as he stared at Jiang Yubai, as if wondering what on earth he was thinking.
System: [Hehehe.]
Theme: Treat others sincerely, and you can achieve great things.
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My parents' love story is interesting! Looking forward to more updates! [Hugging for their support]
They couldn't investigate this time, but I reckon this will cause a big uproar later. [Shut up] Looking forward to the synopsis.
I can already sense the angst that's coming. [Melts emoji]
You're finally free! 🐶🐶
"How was the last person sent away...?" (A bug report for the author!) Is this Xie Qing?