[Western Crossover] Someone Has a Cat! Meow~

Hua Shan was a male calico cat who had gained spiritual powers. During his tribulation, a lightning bolt sent him crashing into a metropolis, where he landed atop a giant metal sphere on a skyscraper. A pair of warm hands gently lifted him up.

What a magnificent chest, what a magnificent face!

Hua Shan: Every cat should have a human!

From then on, cats began appearing at random in Clark's tiny apartment and office cubicle. Even when the red-caped hero was weakened by kryptonite, a cat came flying out of nowhere to claw Lex Luthor's bald head.

At last, Clark made a cat bed!

Hua Shan: The cat has a human now! Meow!

Once he got what he wanted, Hua Shan let his true nature show. Cats don't like cat beds. They like sleeping on people's keyboards, eating people's food, drinking people's booze, stealing people's beds, and playing with people's dogs... Then one day, aliens invaded Earth, and the calico turned into a giant Cat-zilla, swatting aliens away one by one.

Everyone was stunned, but Clark remained completely calm. He already knew his cat was a cat demon who liked to drink and got drunk after one lick. When drunk, the cat would turn into a human, who also loved to act cute, then wake up with no memory of it. He had even accepted the possibility of a cross-species romance.

Theme: Love makes the world a better place!