Which Would You Choose: A Cow Cat or Your Job?

Lu Ning is a cow cat who became a spirit. After dying suddenly from overwork, he turned into an evil corporate-slave cat ghost, spending every day tormenting awful bosses and managers in the CBD.

Until one day, a Daoist caught him. After hearing Lu Ning's tragic story, the Daoist prayed for him and performed a ritual to send him peacefully on his way, as Lu Ning had requested, wishing that in his next life he could be reborn as a happy couch potato who did nothing but eat and sleep.

Lu Ning was reborn as a cow cat owned by a CEO.

There was just something strange: a number was always floating above the CEO's head.

Lu Ning was a seasoned connoisseur of novels, and it only took him a few days to realize that it was the man's life-force value.

Wait, something's wrong. Why is it so low? Only 40?

To keep the man who provided him with gourmet cat food and a luxurious cat room alive, Lu Ning decided to be a kind-hearted cat and save him.

At one in the morning, the cow cat rubbed up against Lu He Ling's hand, flopped over to show his belly, and purred.

Lu He Ling picked up his laptop and went to work somewhere else.

At half past one, the cow cat meowed on Lu He Ling's study desk.

Lu He Ling took an ugly picture of the cat and asked:

Why does my cat keep meowing?

At two in the morning, the cow cat knocked Lu He Ling's ten-thousand-yuan glass off the table.

Lu He Ling took an identical one out of the cabinet.

At half past two, the cow cat expressionlessly bit through his computer screen.

Lu He Ling: ...Lu Ning Ning.

Lu He Ling was forced to stop working. But as soon as he walked into the bedroom, he saw the cow cat enthusiastically patting the bed and fell into deep thought.

Was he inviting me to sleep in my bed?

CEO Lu's life-force value was in very good shape thanks to Lu Ning.

That night, Lu Ning checked the life-force value he had raised to 80, then contentedly fell asleep on the man's head.

The next day.

Lu He Ling discovered that his cat had disappeared, and a young man was lying in his bed instead.

My cat seems to have turned into a person.

After the two got together.

Lu Ning: The cat's butt hurts. The cat doesn't want to sleep with a human anymore.

Lu He Ling readily agreed, then snuck the cat back into bed in the middle of the night while he was asleep.

The next day.

Lu Ning woke up in Lu He Ling's bed: ?

Lu He Ling: You came over by yourself in the middle of the night.

Lu Ning: !

Bonus scene:

After CEO Lu made a post.

Netizen 1: The cat offered to let him pet it, and he didn't, then he took an ugly picture of the cat. The cat is good, the man is bad.

Netizen 2: The cat wanted him to rest, and he didn't, then he posted the cat online. The cat is good, the man is bad.

Netizen 3: In short, the cat is good and the man is bad!

Reader's Guide:

One-on-one, both leads are virgins, happy ending, silly and sweet fluff.

Blurb archived on February 27, 2026.

Theme: The body is the foundation of life, so please stay healthy.