Lazarus Morvas is a legendary Lich King from the continent of Ithenia. In all his life, he has never encountered anything he couldn’t handle.
Until one day, Lazarus discovered that his phylactery had vanished, and a baby less than a year old had appeared in the place where it had been stored.
Liches are supposed to live forever, as long as their phylacteries remain intact.
But what happens when a lich’s phylactery turns into a human baby who could be killed with one squeeze of a hand?
The legendary Lich King was forced to become a full-time dad.
From then on, the words Lazarus said most often to Theodore were:
What a nuisance. If only I could turn you into a lich.
Theodore Morvas was glad he wasn’t really a baby. Otherwise, Lazarus would have managed to raise him to death sooner or later.
He came from Earth in the 21st century. Right after finishing the college entrance exams, he was inexplicably struck by lightning and transmigrated into this high-fantasy world.
Just as Theodore thought he’d spend his whole life with Lazarus in a blissful father-son relationship, the System appeared on his fifth birthday.
Mission One: Enroll in the best magic academy on the continent of Ithenia.
A five-year-old stunned everyone by passing the entrance exam and becoming the academy’s youngest student.
Reward: Affinity for the metal element.
The Grand Mage sensed that he had a child who had been living elsewhere.
Mission Two: Pass the low-level mage exam.
Theodore broke the record as the youngest low-level mage.
Reward: Affinity for the light element.
A prophecy from the God of Light declared that the Child of Light had arrived.
Mission Three: Pass the intermediate-level mage exam.
Reward: Affinity for the wood element.
The Elven King sensed the presence of his own bloodline.
As the missions progressed, the pool of dads Theodore could claim kept getting bigger.
The dads: This is my child!
The dads: Wait?! Whose child is yours?
Lazarus: I only took one nap! Why has my child become everyone’s child?!
Bonus Scene 1:
Lazarus: I’ll turn you into a lich!
Theodore: I’ll pee on you.
Bonus Scene 2:
Theodore: What do I need so many dads for?! Lazarus is already more than enough of a nuisance!
System: This dad is rich, this dad has power, this dad is gentle...
Theodore: Dad! Dad! Dad!
System: What if Lazarus finds out...
Theodore: I’m sure he’ll understand. I’m just making the same mistake every child makes.
Reader’s Guide:
1. A bickering father and son, and a scheming little darling.
2. This novel has three volumes. Volume One is about Lazarus raising a child, Volume Two is about Theodore’s dads, and Volume Three is about Theodore’s romance as an adult.
3. One-on-one romance, male lead.
The blurb may still get some minor edits, but the general content won’t change.
Archived on 2026/09/24
Theme: World peace!