It’s My First Time Being a System, I’m Pretty Confused Too!

[Short stories dropping in 2026] Switch

Reborn as a career-development System, helping Hosts achieve their career dreams. (Reads the instructions with a poker face.)

They say you get a golden finger when you're reborn after death, so why was I reborn as a workhorse System, saddled with those damn KPIs?

This System's interface is so hard to use. Why can't I find any of the features? And I have to pay or watch ads!

And helping a programmer working 996 become a web-fiction author of boys' love romance novels means writing six thousand words a day? Isn't that asking a bit too much of a bucket and a monkey?

There's no choice. I can only spend hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, all with tears in my eyes, burning myself out so my Host can become a famous author. (Quick, help me rake in some points!)

Boys' love, boys' love, pure-hearted and without desire, just brotherly affection. Keep it wholesome, harmonious, and friendly. Who can't write that?

Isn't that easy? Just write it!

It's only one book's worth of time that I'll spend by your side. Your reliable System bro will help you take off!

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A lighthearted, sweet story of two (self-proclaimed) straight men frantically writing a