Hey, Honey, Where's My Corn Snake?

Something is haunting movie emperor Gao Yuli's home.

A while ago, a friend went on a business trip and left a cute, goofy corn snake in Gao Yuli's care.

A few days later, the snake disappeared, and his apartment was a complete mess.

Gao Yuli's first thought was that a stalker had broken in. He called his manager to handle it. His butler and the building staff searched for four hours under bright lights, but found neither a stalker nor the little snake.

Gao Yuli refused to believe in ghosts and insisted on staying the night.

He turned off the lights, but before he could fall asleep, he saw a stunning beauty with snow-white skin, red eyes, and long curly hair, wrapped in his red sofa blanket by the floor-to-ceiling window. She gazed at the city at night while bloodily chewing on his corn snake.

...Wait!

"Where's my corn snake?!" Gao Yuli strode toward the beauty.

Liu Yanhan had blood on the corner of his mouth. At the words, he glanced up at Gao Yuli with cool indifference, then suddenly opened his mouth wide, flicked out his tongue, and hissed at him maliciously.

"Idiot. Make another sound and I'll eat you too."

Holy crap.

Gao Yuli thought, "No one is allowed to become a monster after the founding of the People's Republic!"

Liu Yanhan was a royal serpent living peacefully in the mountains, far from the world.

In recent years, the snakes in his clan had been moving out, heading for big cities. He had no idea what kind of jobs they did there, but every year when they came back to the mountains, they brought him delicious treats.

Strawberry cake, for example, and KFC.

Liu Yanhan had a sharp tongue, a bad temper, and few friends among snakes. No one took him to the city, but he didn't care. He packed a bag and went down the mountain by himself.

He encountered plenty of bad people along the way.

Liu Yanhan didn't like dealing with humans, but he still had his heart set on strawberry cake and KFC, so he kept traveling until he arrived here.

Aside from strawberry cake and KFC, his favorite food was corn snakes. Invisibility was easy for a snake demon, requiring no effort at all. He slipped into this man's home without a hitch, then easily sank his teeth into the other snake.

And then this man kept demanding compensation from him!

What an annoying human!

He really wished he could go back to before the founding of the People's Republic and swallow him whole!

Reading tips:

1. Liu Yanhan is the top, Gao Yuli is the bottom.

Bloodthirsty, sugar-loving, carnivorous, ill-tempered beauty top vs. hardworking ATM-machine, wife-obsessed, perverted schemer bottom.

2. Liu may look fierce, but he's not very bright and is easy to placate. He's unlikely to get into trouble.

3. Both are virgins, they dote on each other, and it's a one-on-one romance. This should be a sweet modern urban romance.

Theme: Hard work is the way to reach the pinnacle of life