Chinese-Style Cuteness Will Rule the World

"Have you heard? There's an organization called the Butterfly Society that's been growing for no apparent reason. In a short time, it's expanded across half of Yokohama and is even threatening some MIFIA company."

"And its boss is incredibly mysterious. Nobody knows their face, name, or gender, but they're probably some kind of terrifying gorilla! Who knows what kind of sorcery they used to recruit so many people?"

The rumors spread far and wide. When a certain hat-wearing executive heard them, he flew into a rage and led a group of underlings to seize territory.

"Get your boss out here. Let's fight!"

Chuya sneered at the group of hulking men before him, not the least bit concerned.

But just as he braced himself to face the legendary gorilla-like boss, the crowd parted on its own, and out stepped... a petite Chinese-style girl in a red slit cheongsam, her long hair tied up in a bun.

The girl blinked her round, upturned catlike eyes and spoke in a cute, soft Kansai accent. "You want me?"

Allow me to introduce myself: Hu Die, a catlike Chinese-style girl, and the boss of the Butterfly Society!

As the girl smiled and blinked, a string in Chuya's brain snapped: ...

Wait, she's way too cute, isn't she?!

Before he could react, the Butterfly Society underlings on either side came striding over menacingly. Their bulging biceps and massive thighs looked like they could kill someone with a single punch.

As the MIFIA members nervously prepared for a fight, the hulking men suddenly took off their jackets. Beneath them, instead of tattoos covering their backs, they wore pure white T-shirts printed with the girl's face, winking with a heart!

Then they reverently pulled out light sticks and started cheering enthusiastically.

"Hu Die-sama is the best!!"

"Boss, you're the cutest in the world today, too!!"

"LOVE~"

The entire mafia was left completely dumbfounded. How were they supposed to fight now? How could they possibly go through with this fight?!!

Even the hat-wearing executive fell into deep thought: ...Why do I kind of want to wear one of those shirts?

And so, rather than being wiped out, the Butterfly Society only grew stronger, seemingly poised to swallow up the entire mafia...?

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You are the cutest person in the world.

A charming fragrance naturally radiates from you.

Your combat skills are almost maxed out.

Let cuteness rule the world!

[Reader's Guide]

1. This is a story about a Mary Sue heroine. The heroine is the cutest person in the world.

2. I'll probably write this as a short story. For now, it only features Bungo Stray Dogs, but I may add other worlds.

Theme: Stand on your own two feet and gain strength.