The Villain Always Thinks I’m a Foolish Sweetheart

[The writing isn't great, and updates are slow. Read at your own risk.] After transmigrating, Bai Lian quickly became a powerful figure in the cultivation world, thanks to his golden finger System, and earned the admiration of countless people. Just as he was beginning to dread another thousand years of boredom, a chance encounter led him to the Demon Venerable, who was suffering from a potent poison yet had a face as clear and elegant as a spring breeze and bright moon. Good and evil may never coexist, but how could he abandon someone in need? Bai Lian narrowed his eyes and smiled, immediately showering him with concern and tender care, spreading the light of righteousness across the land. * With his cultivation sealed, the Demon Venerable Ye Mingjue could only be cured with five rare treasures from across the world. He thought his end was near, but fate had other plans: he met a sweet, foolish innocent who believed every word he said. The innocent was determined to find the antidote for him, insisting they share both hardships and joys. The future looked promising. The Demon Venerable decided to make good use of Bai Lian to achieve his own ends. Yet along the way, there was hardly any joy to be found. One hardship after another kept cropping up. Don't be fooled by the innocent's foolishness. No one is better at getting into trouble. He can turn every situation on its head, and every move he makes pushes the Demon Venerable closer to disaster. After being set up again and again until he questioned his entire existence, the Demon Venerable finally snapped! To keep things from getting even messier, he started cleaning up every mess Bai Lian made. He took the blame for every disaster Bai Lian caused. And he stood up to every powerful figure Bai Lian offended. The real Demon Venerable, Ye Mingjue, increasingly convinced that he'd been blind to Bai Lian's true nature from the start: ...I'll endure it. As it happened, this sweet innocent was surprisingly good at flirting. The Demon Venerable, who had always been free of worldly desires, found his heart racing, and his attitude toward Bai Lian gradually softened. It wasn't until he saw Bai Lian smiling down at him from the very top, while a crowd of righteous cultivators knelt below, that he finally understood: the sweet innocent had been him all along! To thank him for bringing a powerful figure of the cultivation world back and saving the world, all the righteous sects joined in to praise him, even granting him a title: Beacon of Righteousness! Demon Venerable: ... Reading Guide: 1. This story is also known as The Villainous Big Shot Takes the Blame Online. A fake white lotus, a real drama queen, is the shou, and a tragic gong is stuck taking the blame every time. (Not really.) 2. Still a lighthearted happy ending. A goofy romance, but mostly goofy! This is an unserious love story. Both the gong and shou are powerful figures: one causes trouble, the other is beautiful. Recommended upcoming historical danmei: The Villains I Treat All Come Down with Lovesickness Blurb: Feng Yedan somehow transmigrates into a cultivation novel and must complete a task before he can freely choose his own life. When choosing between a career path and a romance path, Feng Yedan picks the career path without hesitation. He is then randomly assigned the following identity and talents: [Profession: Physician] [Talent: Medical Sage Possession, Innate Medicine Body] [Spiritual Root: None] [Qualifications: None] (Based on our assessment, your chance of succeeding in cultivation is 0.1%.) Feng Yedan: ...This is a cultivation novel, right? System: Dear, we recommend that you cherish your life and stay away from cultivators. A physician suddenly appears in Danyang City. Though he has no strength to fight a chicken, he can restore flesh to bones and bring the dead back to life. Before long, everyone seeking medical help is eager to track him down. Feng Yedan dodges and hides, but in the end, three powerful and influential cultivators catch him. The first big shot is a Demon Venerable who kills without blinking and suffers from uncontrollable rage. The second is a seemingly frail young master from a prominent clan, as ruthless as anyone when it comes to scheming. The third is a possessive puppy-like boy whose twisted values have become a sickness. All three are notorious villains in this book! After examining their conditions, Feng Yedan puts down their medical records with a blank expression. "I see. There's nothing wrong with your bodies. It's your brains that are sick." And he's their cure. After a long course of treatment, Feng Yedan finally achieves all his career goals. He packs his bags and prepares to run. But the three big shots he's treated only get worse. Every one of them develops a disease called lovesickness, and they'll stop at nothing to find Feng Yedan again, suffering as if dead and then coming back to life. Theme: Always do good, and use love to transform hatred