After Becoming an Unparalleled Beauty, I Bewitched All of Yokohama

[Warning: Silly Comedy] Question: How do you feel about everyone in the mafia hating you because of your terrible personality? Kisaragi Ren: Huh? Nobody hates me. Port Mafia members: ...Are you serious? Kisaragi Ren is narcissistic, has negative emotional intelligence, thinks in bizarre ways, and whenever he opens his mouth, he's either insulting someone or about to. Even though his rich-kid status and money-making good looks earned him an executive position in the mafia, everyone keeps their distance from him, and he hasn't noticed a thing. Then he fell victim to a curse and, unfortunately, turned into a woman. Word spread throughout the organization in no time. The mafia members, who had long been too afraid to say what they thought to his face, gleefully came to visit. But the moment they saw Kisaragi Ren, they froze as if struck by lightning. What kind of peerless beauty was this?! [Her beauty defies description. She furrows her brow, and your heart aches as if it were being torn apart. She breathes upon you, and you give her your whole heart...] As these over-the-top Mary Sue descriptions played out, rows of [Charm] debuffs popped up above their heads. Even a certain fellow executive, Mr. Hat, dropped to one knee and blurted out, "Marry me!" Kisaragi Ren: ... At Ren's complicated look, Mr. Hat suddenly came to his senses. Then he covered his flushed face and started slamming his head against the wall. "Aaaah, what was I doing just now? That's my buddy! He's a guy! Help!" From that day on, all sorts of marriage proposals could be heard around the mafia, followed a few minutes later by cries of despair. "No! I'm straight!" "He's a guy, he's a guy, he's a guy! I can't turn gay!" "I'm going to gouge my eyes out! Don't stop me!!!" Watching the others make fools of themselves, a certain bandage-wearing man sneered. "It's because your wills are so weak that your mental states are so easily affected. Unlike me." Then he casually handed Kisaragi Ren a rose. Everyone: ...? Kisaragi Ren: ...? The bandage-wearing man: ... His pupils trembled! ??? Impossible. He couldn't be charmed. How could a mere pretty face attract him? There was no way he could fall for Kisaragi Ren! And so began a battle of love and resistance. How to Read: 1. There is [Gender-Bending]!!! But the story is pure romance at heart. 2. Inspired by a joke from a new anime. This is a story built around a running gag. 3. It should be a short story. Coming Soon: A Silly Comedy After Shrinking, I Ran Away to Yokohama and Became Everyone's Favorite To protect my friend Scotland, I worked my way up into the inner circle of the liquor company, only to be forced to reveal that I was an undercover agent. On the rooftop, a member of the organization, Moroboshi Dai, pointed his gun at me. But as a principled public security officer, how could I leak information? I swallowed an APTX4869 pill. "Give it up! Even if I die, you won't get a single piece of information from me!" Moroboshi Dai: ...Actually, I'm undercover too. Me: ... ??? Damn you, Moroboshi Dai! Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?! With a look of indignation, I collapsed, my heart aching dully. * When I came to, I discovered that I hadn't died. Instead, I'd turned into a six-year-old elementary school student! With Moroboshi Dai's help, I planned to lie low in Tokyo. Just then, a motorcycle with Yokohama plates sped past, and I jumped in front of it, pulling off a perfect staged accident. Then the owner got off and stood in front of me. His dazzling orange hair, sharp gaze, and black suit jacket worn all wrong... I swallowed hard. This was bad. My cop's instincts were warning me that this guy was definitely in the underworld! To save my own skin, I immediately threw my arms around his leg. "Daddy!" A certain Port Mafia executive known as Mr. Hat: ??? * And just like that, I somehow became everyone's favorite at a well-known Yokohama black company. I even got a dad a few years younger than me. Through covert letters from Moroboshi Dai, I learned how my friends at the liquor company had reacted to hearing I was dead. Scotland and Bourbon cried bitterly, while Akechi Sake was disappointed to have lost someone to tease. As for my direct superior, Gin, he was deeply suspicious that I could be an undercover agent at all. "With that brain of his, how did he ever become a spy?" Me: ... Great. Just great! Wasn't he mocking my brains? Wasn't he saying I was useless? Just wait. I'll wipe out the whole liquor company. Die, Gin! And so I acquired a new goal: outlive Mori Rintaro and inherit the Yokohama mafia boss's seat. Can I pull it off? Theme: Love can be redemptive.