Forced to Play the Bad Woman Who Loves Dogs in Konoha

Tao Ye Qianxun transmigrates into a fantastical world.

The armed forces known as ninja can command the wind and rain above and shatter mountains and rivers below. Across the continent, they fight each other so fiercely that brains are scattered everywhere.

The good news: she was born in a peaceful ninja village called Konoha.

The bad news: she'll have to join the brain-splattered ranks herself one day.

When her starter pack gives her a golden finger with the power level of a planet-wide war, Tao Ye Qianxun is so startled that her soul nearly shoots out of her body. She hits a fever of forty degrees.

Good grief! Ninjas have to fight aliens in the future too? Seriously? How is that supposed to make sense?

To stay alive and unravel the mysteries of the world,

Tao Ye Qianxun used a lot of people and pulled off plenty of major deeds. Just as she was about to flatten the five great nations and make Konoha the continent's undisputed leader, her last, belated companion showed up and shrieked:

This isn't what a hot-blooded shonen manga about friendship and bonds is supposed to be!

You're supposed to rise from humble beginnings alongside the protagonist! Overcome one obstacle after another!

Spend years of your youth chasing a goal you'll never catch,

then fight your lifelong rival and best friend, both collapse under the setting sun, gaze at the sky and say, “I've forgiven the world. Let's work hard together from now on!”

The other person stared in shock. “How did you manage to conquer the continent while clinging to the early-death, beloved-first-love character setup, and turn all those shonen protagonists and supporting characters into your harem?!”

Tao Ye Qianxun: “...”

Thinking she must have eaten poisonous mushrooms, Tao Ye Qianxun gave the mushroom-style Wood Release user who had cooked today a scolding.

Then she took her companion's script home and read it all night:

The absolute-justice, humble-origin, golden-haired sunshine-boy protagonist. Who? You mean my favorite, Minato, the teleporting assassination king?

The prestigious young man, a supporting character and the most handsome guy in Jump history, walking in darkness and shouldering profound pain and his clan's legacy. Be more specific! I've got a whole houseful of Uchiha here!

Her companion: The Uchiha young master with the amazing Mangekyo ability!

I've got a whole houseful of Uchiha young masters with Mangekyo abilities (angry).

Just yesterday, one of them tried to climb into her bed and got thrown out. Is that really the personality of Jump's most handsome guy?

And beyond the main cast, there were the Wood Release user who ushered in an era of peace, the god of battle who fought like a demon, the mission-driven ninja whose techniques were second to none...

Now that sounded a little familiar.

Tao Ye Qianxun thought for a moment, then slowly turned her head.

She had just climbed out of one of their beds. At that very moment, he was patiently brushing her hair for the past hour. His personality was awful, but he did whatever she asked, making him the ultimate househusband of the new era.

This can't be right...

How did characters from a hot-blooded shonen manga turn into McDonald's employees?

That's way too out of character! Anyway, this definitely isn't my fault!

[Please Read: Content Notes]

A sweet-faced, romance-obsessed heroine (not really) x sunny, male-loving group + sensitive Uchiha group

The heroine is involved with everyone.

The heroine looks like a sweet girl but is a carnivore, with a phase of barging into people's homes and stealing their hearts.

The narration mixes first, second, and third person, with second person as the main perspective.

Half romance, half serious plot. The heroine isn't a flawless powerhouse. The Mary Sue level is unclear, but anyway, she's very, very Sue-like.

There is a group-transmigration setup. The transmigrated supporting characters number no more than two and are only there for comedy and to advance a plot that may or may not exist.

The transmigrated supporting characters are all romantically unavailable, with no romance arcs. They only have familial bonds with the heroine. Don't ask about the logic; the author wants it this way.

At least three canon couples are broken up. At least three canon couples are broken up. At least three canon couples are broken up.

Written on a whim for the author's own enjoyment. Please don't take it too seriously.

[Update Schedule]

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[Note]

80% anti-theft ratio.

This story is best enjoyed alongside the episode discussions, long review analyses, fan creations in the reviews, sharp-tongued long reviews, meme-filled chapter comments, and the witty comment section. I would say the moms, sisters, and daughters discussing it together understand Naruto better than AB.

Past controversies are addressed in a pinned long review on chapter one. I won't respond to them again.

Please don't discuss other novels under this one, and don't mention me under other people's novels.

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