You've been taken with by a cat. She especially loves keeping her eyes on your face.
Combat, medicine, mind-reading, precognition, rewinding time, control... even bringing the dead back to life. You name it, and she can probably do it.
You're delighted.
You think she'll be your best companion, subordinate, or pawn.
But one day, she runs away, and then you see her beside your best friend, your enemy, or a stranger.
She especially loves keeping her eyes on their face, too.
...So that's how it is.
She'll do anything for you.
On one condition.
She likes your face.
And she hasn't gotten tired of it yet.
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Shocking! Why is nobody interested in the all-powerful, invincible ninja arts of the universe, while beauty and youth items with no use in battle have all the heroes and villains fighting over them?
A certain dutiful son who's trying to save his mother: I think I've found a faster way. Isn't this quicker than painstakingly collecting the Tailed Beasts?
Madara, this thing can get rid of the wrinkles on your face. Want to give it a try?!!!
A certain overbearing, short-tempered man: "..."
The shinobi world in the past: A meat grinder of a battlefield.
The shinobi world now: A beauty-making machine.
Someone, please don't switch sides at a critical moment!
And some of you heroes and villains, please stop showing off those faces you think are so good-looking!
In short: Please! Use! The! Beauty! Strategy!!!
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Wei Er is a heartless cat. That's what everyone she latches onto ends up thinking.
On how to make a certain scumbag cat playgirl come back.
Ten thousand and one ways to become more beautiful.
Reader's Guide
1. OOC warning.
2. The protagonist is a scumbag, the sort who can turn on someone and pretend not to know them at any moment for a face she likes better.
3. The protagonist might be something like a wish-granting machine, because she really can do anything!
4. The protagonist has an invincible golden finger! An incredibly, incredibly powerful cheat! She's max level from the start!
5. The main text is in third person, from the female protagonist's perspective.
Theme: Be happy every day
Mr. Weir is really scary, hahahahahaha. But in terms of beauty, I still vote for Sasuke. Madara is also good. The main reason is that Madara's strength makes his beauty even better, so I suspect that I think he is handsome because of the strong filter.
Oh hoo! Mr. Wei Er competes high! Tailed beasts are actually quite pitiful, maybe because they are not from my race. Humans are afraid of tailed beasts and will not treat tailed beasts as friends 🥺. But in the beginning, the tailed beasts actually had no ill intentions towards humans.
It's delicious. I just watched it intermittently. I kind of forgot about the previous part. I'll update it quickly.
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Unexpectedly, Kakashi won the first place 🐶🌹 Woofufufufufu, so delicious, shocking and delicious
Um. . . What is Danzo thinking? . . Hahahahahahahaha I wouldn't laugh if the two were equal in strength or not much different, but when I think of Wei'er's true strength. . . 🐶🌹 This cup is dedicated to Danzo [empty bowl]
Itachi: He didn't want to be given up by Wei Er, so he didn't give Wei Er a chance to give up on him. I'm going to interrupt this conversation and stop here.
I haven't seen enough. Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's getting shorter and shorter 🥺 🥺 🥺 updates are also intermittent woo woo woo woo
Big, please update, woo woo, I still want to watch?_? Big, big, update, update, update, I need you, if you don't see the update, I will die in pain, big (?_?)
The next step is probably to resurrect Naruto and Sasuke's family. It is very likely that he will make a wish, Xiao Naru. . . .