[Western Crossover] Hello, I'm Wayne Manor

I transmigrated in the most ordinary way, but in an unusual twist, I became a manor.

Yes, that "Wayne Manor," belonging to Gotham's richest family, the Waynes.

Sounds pretty cool, right?

But if you had to help kill off a swarm of mosquitoes, bugs, rats, cockroaches, thieves, robbers, mysterious assassins, and so on every single day, you wouldn't think it was cool anymore.

I want to report Gotham for abusing endangered species.

God, I wish I could take the entire Wayne family into the sky to escape.

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The Gotham Gazette: Impressions of Wayne Manor

[That Wayne Manor is possessed by evil spirits! Every night when I walk past, I hear screams like the cries of the dead! And there's this eerie white light! - A homeless man]

[My big brother and I went to rob the Waynes, but the floor was covered in a mass of hair. It wrapped around us like snakes, and we nearly died in there! - Thief brothers]

[I'm in that line of work. Someone hired us to kill Wayne, but the moment we entered the manor, a ghost picked up a cannon and fired at us! F**k, I wasn't dreaming! It was a ghost! A ghost carrying a cannon! - Anonymous assassin]

[Stay away from Wayne Manor! It's the devil's garden, a hall of evil spirits, and a living hell! You foolish Gothamites, Wayne has long been the devil's minion. Why hasn't Batman taken out Wayne and the evil spirits in Wayne Manor? They've been there for over twenty years! - Out-of-town villain posting under his real name]

[F**k you, out-of-towner! Who do you think you are, calling it the devil's evil spirits? That's a Gotham tradition! It's a beautiful sight! - Gotham citizen]

[So, who would win in a fight between Batman and the evil spirit of Wayne Manor? - Coffee Alien]

[Wayne's definitely the one who's going to have a bad time. - Matches Malone]

1. The protagonist's gender is unclear. Female on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays; male on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays; Sunday is a day off.

2. The protagonist doesn't turn into a human, but can control objects inside the manor, so they have lots of super-cool metal bodies.

3. A ridiculous story written with wild abandon.

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