[Showbiz] Have I Died of Embarrassment Today?

#Shameless Fic# Nothing here should be taken seriously. Insults, complaints, and the like from moms of male or female idols are not welcome (and don't put me on blast, either). [If I didn't write about something or criticize someone, that doesn't mean they're innocent; I just couldn't be bothered to pay attention or didn't want to write about them.] If you're a genuinely devoted mom of a male idol, feel free to steer clear. True fans will get hurt; all the dirt is definitely true. With so much going on in the fandom lately, this is currently also known as [Death Note]. The author's fandom allegiances are a mess. I don't even know what kind of fan I am. If you can't handle shameless fics, true fans shouldn't read this. (My real-life job is very busy, so this won't update daily)!!! If anything sounds familiar, you copied me. I absolutely can't stand that!!! - Help, I went to sleep and woke up as my dream idol's little sister. What do I do? Asking online. She'd rather call her oppa “husband” through a cold screen than call the actual man “big brother.” - But why do the idols she toured with in her past life, and then unfollowed and turned against, keep haunting her? Could she be a sasaeng's sister-in-law? - Why are Piggy's sisters-in-law nicknamed “seaweed”? Because Piggy's only talked about male idols during the good old days. - What kind of clout does it take for an ordinary person to keep landing on trending threads? {xxxx discussion forum} Title: Let's talk. If Little Piggy joined aespa, would aespa blow up? {xxxx discussion forum} Title: I can't take this anymore Good news: Little Piggy's finally stopped being a shut-in. She goes out to classes every day now. Bad news: They're makeup classes. Piggy, you should be taking an aesthetics class instead. With a face like yours, why do you need makeup lessons? {xxxx discussion forum} Title: HYBE's funniest-ever office worker ran straight into someone, just like that, hahaha. Who was it? Probably about as bad as her former bias Han Hong. Funny face: jpg ***At first, an ordinary girl and internet celebrity; later, a goddess-level beauty and the girl group's visual. There's “drama” every day. ***Hobby: giving every male idol an equal roasting ***Catchphrases: “Nuguya” (translation: Who's that?) and “You male idols, all stay away from me.” ***Specialty: putting on airs ***Nickname: Little Piggy ***Also known as: Did you know Itaewon's F4 noodle shop has a little sister? Little Noodle is also getting no respect on a daily basis A passion project, now back again. Work is extremely busy, so updates will come when they come. Please don't send me gifts. My writing is elementary-school level, and I'm extremely thin-skinned. Coming soon 1: Open Up, I'm Your Sister-in-Law Also known as: I'm Here to Become Your Sister-in-Law - Step one to becoming Noodle's sister-in-law: max out his card. Step two: put on a show. Step three: curl up in Noodle's arms and watch [Silk Life] catch him cheating. - The hardest male idol in history to contact privately? Turns out, it was no big deal. She already contacted him. After they got in touch: Someone was gentle and considerate: “I'll treat you well.” Nabi smiled with perfect sincerity. “You don't have to treat me well. Just give me your card. I want to be your ancestor.” - The other oppas kept trying to contact her privately: “Nabi, look at me!” Nabi smiled, her voice gentle yet cruel. “Good boy, call me sister-in-law first. Your brother's waiting for me upstairs.” - The heroine, Go Eun Yun, has an American passport. Her nickname is Nabi. Blurb written on 2026-02-14 Theme: Adapt to change and to society