High Martial Arts Novels Rated 9+, Hilarious, Absurd, and Seriously Satisfying 高武9评分以上，搞笑，抽象，爆爽

1. 101 疯 Crazy System: You Deadbeat, Stop Right There! 疯批系统：死鬼，你给我站住！ The Patriarch's Cat祖师爷的猫Urban215k WordsOngoing [System] [Power Fantasy] [Eerie Revival] [Comedy] [Ruthless Combat] I’m a mental patient who was wrongly diagnosed. My daily routine is watering the head doctor’s flowers and looking after his fish. I stuck a rapid-heating rod into the fish tank as an oxygen pump, and when I saw the whole tank filled with fish soup, the head doctor was over the moon. But good times never last. An ordinary life just doesn’t suit extraordinary people like us. Then my fiancée outside got kidnapped, and they sent me 60Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The new book features a protagonist who appears mentally unstable, but is actually a powerful weapon crafted by the official authorities. In a world where both the bizarre and spiritual energies are reviving, other dimensions descend. The protagonist uses a different system and his seemingly insane logic to overthrow the heavens. (P. S.: The later parts are a micro-ensemble piece. If you can accept high-level martial arts, the bizarre, multi-dimensional cultivation, and absurdity, please come back and criticize me if you don't like it!)

2. 102 系 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生，我苟到无敌 Yan Wu Xiao Bujinzheng2言午小不金正2Eastern Fantasy404k WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 355Reads—Score—Shelves

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   So hilarious!!!

3. 103 地 Earth’s Game: I Am the God of Drama 地球游戏，我是戏神 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Urban262k WordsOngoing Zhang Ling, a peerless genius of the human race, and Yun Qingcheng, the devil clan's heavenly beauty, are sworn enemies. They fall victim to a sinister plot, and the absurd spark that sets it off is taking a dog for a walk. The pooch takes a leak wherever it pleases, igniting a deadly battle between immortals and demons that kills them both! Their souls crash into the underworld of Earth, where they're forced to begin a massive reincarnation challenge game. These sworn foes should attack each —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Nonsensical humor, addictive and quirky, full of imaginative urban scenarios.

4. 104 出 The Day I Got Out of Prison, My Ex-Girlfriend Became My Mother-in-Law 出狱当天：前女友成我丈母娘 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Three years ago, Lin Tian took the blame for his father and went to prison, where he became the closed-door disciple of the four forbidden figures in the Dragon Abyss Prison! On the day he was released, three thousand hardened criminals knelt and cried, “We respectfully see Master Lin off!” But his ex-girlfriend, Su Xiaoyan, only sneered. “Marry me? Keep dreaming!” What was even more absurd was this: “Marry me, and half the Song family is yours.” A cool, elegant beauty proposed to him, and she w 3.6kReads9.1Score315Shelves

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   A gangster legend reborn in the city! One punch shatters the heavens! [Requesting more updates][Laughing]

5. 105 外 Delivery God of War: Returning to Slaughter His Way Across the Globe 外卖战神，归来杀穿全球 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Dumped while delivering takeout, then targeted for murder? Ding! Your “Emotion God” System has arrived! Chu Feng gave up a high-paying job for his girlfriend, Xu Nuo, only to get a cold breakup and a carefully staged car accident in return! On the brink of death, he binds himself to the [Emotion God] System: the emotions of all living beings become my power! Mock me? Thank me? Fear me? Fall in love with me? They all turn into god-tier skills! From then on, the life of this delivery guy goes comp 2.4kReads9.2Score219Shelves
6. 106 重 Reborn in 1997: The School Belle Begs Me to Stop Flirting 重生1997，校花求我别撩 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Others are reborn to defy fate and change their destiny. I was reborn only to be forced by the System to “make bets.” A person can be as lowly as dust, but must never become as twisted as a maggot. With one wager after another, Li Shen proves that what people call fate is merely an excuse for the weak and a stepping stone for the strong. From a useless nobody crouching on a balcony, waiting to die, to a king gazing down at Earth from a space carrier, this time around, he won the bet. 5.6kReads9.0Score861Shelves
7. 107 开 I Found a Forbidden Relic from the Start, but I Didn’t Turn It Over to the State 开局捡到禁忌物，我没有上缴国家 Xin You Lin Xi馨有林夕Urban235k WordsOngoing [Divine Sequences + Everyday Jiahao + Lighthearted Comedy + Nearly Invincible] Su Jin awakened the Dijiang Sequence and thought he was about to soar to the top. But his very first promotion requirement was to disguise himself as an ordinary person. Three years. Three whole years. He had a powerful Sequence, yet he dared not reveal the slightest hint of it in public, afraid people would discover that he was an Awakener. On the eve of his promotion from Sequence 9 to Sequence 8, he decided to play —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 108 都 Urban High Martial Arts: I Can Draw Cards by Getting Noticed 都市高武：我刷存在感就能抽卡 Rubber Little Xin橡皮小新Urban629k WordsCompleted [No heroine + guilt-free wish fulfillment + System-based + invincible + thrilling battles] [Ding! Presence Draw System activated! Get 100 draws just for logging in!] Lin Yi cried. His cheat had finally arrived! [Low presence detected in Host! Here's another 100 draws! And another 100!] Lin Yi was ecstatic. He suddenly had 200 draws! Then he felt something smack him on the back, leaving a burning sting. Only after he'd really been slapped a hundred times did he realize those were the draws. He cu 136Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Urban martial arts + spiritual energy revival + future prospects: 9/10 ˚ʚ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ɞ˚

9. 109 星 The Biggest Playboy in the Starry Sky 星空第一纨绔 Three Winds 11三风11Urban1.8M WordsOngoing [Three-star mission issued: Go to Glimmer Star and mine ten thousand tons of starlight ore] Lu Xiaobai: “Dad, Mr. Councilor, give me some funding. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!” [Five-star mission issued: Capture the leader of the Bloodsky Star Pirates, who are operating throughout the Radiant Starfield. His crew is said to number over a hundred, so proceed with caution] Lu Xiaobai: “Dad, Mr. Councilor, lend me the hundred thousand soldiers of the Lu family army! 135.1kReads8.0Score12.3kShelves

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   Let's wait and see.

10. 110 末EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！ Noodle King Zai板面王仔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 401.1kReads9.2Score33.6kShelves
11. 111 近 A Hundredfold Melee Boost, but I'm a Mage! 近战百倍增幅，可我是法师啊 Yan Jiulie炎九猎Sports2.5M WordsCompleted [Online Game] [Slow Pace] [No System] [Reality Merges with the Game] [Multiple Heroines] A countdown appears across the globe! The mysterious game Illusion Realm begins by force, turning all of humanity into players. Don't play, and you die! Yan Jiu, once at the pinnacle of martial arts, gave up fighting because of his inner demons. Yet in the game, he randomly rolls the weakest early-game class: mage. But no one knows that he has awakened the heaven-defying SSS-rank talent [Martial God]! St 7.3kReads7.8Score651Shelves
12. 112 开 From the Start, I Handed Over My Mecha, and the Nation Leveled Me Up into a Star Lord 开局上交机甲，国家给我氪成星主 Who's Me, Haha谁是我哈哈Urban212k WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Mecha + System + Ruthless Protagonist + Traits + Multiple Mecha Series + Not an Academy Story] Not an academy story! The protagonist skips college and enlists straight away! Bad news: he awakened as a [Mechanic]. Good news: the “mechanic” part means mecha. Even an ordinary person can break through their limits by wearing mecha built by Liu De. You just have to pay up. “The enemy can come to us, and so can I!” “From now on, the tables have turned!” [Origin], a basic close-com —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I think this book is good. Although the writing is immature, the story is quite engaging.

13. 113 放 I Gave Up a Million-Yuan Monthly Salary to Cultivate Immortality 放弃百万月薪的数学专业转去修仙 The Rain Has Stopped零雨停Urban48k WordsOngoing [Urban Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Funny Without Being Mindless] [Slow Burn Early On] Because of a break in its historical record and a prolonged era of peace, the Xia Realm has shifted its focus to technological research, setting its sights on exploring history and the many realms of the universe. Universities have gradually reduced enrollment in the Dao Studies departments. Cultivation has become as ordinary as learning the alphabet, and full-time cultivators are increasingly finding themsel 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A modern urban fantasy story where everyone cultivates immortality, guaranteed to make you laugh until your abs hurt in the middle of the night, though it's a bit slow to get going in the beginning. The protagonist is cunning, has a powerful background, and is highly talented. He's currently still in school, and the interactions between the male and female leads are incredibly sweet, comparable to a youth romance novel.

14. 114 哥 I Told You, I'm Really a Legend! 哥说过，哥真的是个传说！ Qian Lin Yu潜鳞羽Urban183k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast] [Reincarnated ferocious beasts] [Apocalypse approaching] [Madmen] [Shanhai Sequence] [Superpowers] [Single heroine] In 2035, Earth gained a second moon. As the bells of night rang out, the countdown to the end of human civilization began. The end! Conflict! Calamity! With the first light of dawn, hope for humanity returned. Alliance! Coexistence! Homecoming! We hold fast to hope! We yearn for peace! We long to reunite! “We are the Awakened. We shall stand before the darkness, pio 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In 2035 AD, Earth welcomed its second moon. The night's bells tolled, and the countdown to the end of human civilization began. Was it the end? Was it conflict? Was it calamity? The dawn broke, and humanity's hope reappeared. Was it alliance? Was it symbiosis? Was it homecoming? We hold fast to hope! We yearn for peace! We long for reunion! "We are the awakened ones, we will stand before the darkness, as pioneers of awakening, protecting the flame of civilization, wishing for lasting blessings and a peaceful world." "We are idealists, we wish for an end to killing, for peace to arrive, and for us to share the sunrise." "We are those who have left home, we will eventually reunite on the blue sea, we will eventually return to our original home, may our families bless us, let us set out!"

15. 115 高 High Martial: Defying My Meridians, I Tread the Path to Emperorhood 高武：逆脉镇世踏帝路 Yu Heng雨横Eastern Fantasy726k WordsOngoing High-octane martial arts, a good-for-nothing's rise and face-slapping revenge, conspiracies and political intrigue, and a tragic, fated destiny. His fiancee publicly breaks off their engagement, regrets it, and chases after him until she hits rock bottom. The thrills come one after another. With a single line, “A crippled meridian is no match for me,” his fiancee Su Qingyue tears up their engagement contract in public, turning Lin Xiao into a laughingstock across the Lin family. With a sneer, “Y 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is what a typical Tomato novel should be! No unnecessary romantic subplots, no frustrating periods of sullen endurance—the protagonist retaliates when bullied! Cousin stealing resources? One punch sends him flying! Elder mocking? Disgraced! Fiancée looking down on him? Get ready for a nightmare of chasing after him! From the servants' quarters to the core of the sect, every step the protagonist takes is a crushing victory! 🚀

16. 116 高 High Martial: With an Invincible Background, How Am I the Villain? 高武：背景无敌的我，居然是反派 Time to Eat吃饭饭Urban983k WordsOngoing [High martial arts + System + villain + hot-blooded + sign-in + summoning + face-slapping + power fantasy] Lin Fan transmigrated to a high-martial-arts world and obtained an invincible cheat System that randomly awarded prizes through sign-ins. His first sign-in gave him the Sun God. The Martial Saint Guan Yu as his bodyguard, the bloodline of a divine dragon, god-tier cultivation techniques... Lin Fan also discovered that his family members were all bi 7.8kReads8.1Score521Shelves
17. 117 灭 Is Nation-Level Strength Really That Impressive? My Armor Martial Soul Can Kill in an Instant! 灭国级很强吗？我武魂铠甲瞬秒！ Ordinary Man, One Sword凡人一剑Urban93k WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Emperor Armor + Martial Souls + Multiple Heroines + Livestreaming + Academy + National Martial Arts Exam + SSS Rank] (No AI, entirely handwritten.) Deng Shewen awakened an F-rank Martial Soul in the form of a bodysuit. Faced with a desperate situation, he activated the Armor System to save his childhood sweetheart, Bai Qianqian. Transform: Emperor Armor! From the school elimination tournament to the city, provincial, national, and global competitions... He defeated one 93Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 118 异 A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫 The Mountain Moon Knows Not of You山月不知君Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga 5.8kReads—Score334Shelves

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    How about this one? Absolutely divine! It gets more and more exciting as you read on! Every beginning and character introduction is intricately connected by a powerful causal system. I highly recommend this isekai novel to everyone—it's incredibly good, with a thrilling plot, logically sound plot twists, and exquisite aesthetics. It's definitely the most worthwhile novel to read this year.

19. 119 全 The Age of Gods: My Traits Refresh Daily 全民神祇时代：我的词条每日刷新 A Little Frost Has Passed些许风霜过去Urban682k WordsOngoing Lu Sheng transmigrates to a super-world where anyone can become a god, control laws, and create a miniature world. One day in the main world is one year in a miniature world. From the start, Lu Sheng awakens the C-rank talent trait [Breeding Haven], and his miniature world also contains the B-rank building [Spring of Spirit Sight]. He's a bona fide prodigy. But nobody knows that Lu Sheng also has the X-rank talent [Master of Traits]. Every day at midnight in the main world, a new trait appears i 331.1kReads8.5Score42.5kShelves
20. 120 猎 Miss Witcher, I'm Really Not a Vampire 猎魔人小姐，我真不是血族 The Bird Who Loves Collecting Stamps爱收集邮票的飞鸟Urban499k WordsOngoing [Single Female Lead + Villain Protagonist + Action-Packed Battles] After transmigrating as a vampire, Lu Zhou discovered he was different from his fellow vampires. He wasn’t afraid of sunlight, silver weapons, or holy water. He was truly immortal and indestructible. Growing overconfident, he made a vow: “One day, I’ll unite the vampire race.” “One day, the Blood Moon will hang in the sky forever!” “One day, the vampire race will be great again!” But that could all wait. First, he had to figure o 539.8kReads8.5Score89.8kShelves
21. 121 赦 Night's Pardoner 赦夜人 Li Ma李马Urban788k WordsOngoing [The author has a completed title on the Top Peak list, “The Usurper (Below the Upper City).” Read with confidence!] [Ensemble Cast] [No System] [Not Invincible] [Plot-Focused] [Dark Tone] [Not Mindless] [Character Growth] Every shift from day to night is a silent contest of survival. After nightfall, the world becomes a playground for the Blighted. A special light source can offer humanity brief protection. Some live high above, beneath the lights. Others cling to life in the mud. No matter how 271.5kReads9.0Score28.9kShelves
22. 122 高 High Martial Arts: Cultivating All Laws, Proving the Dao Once and for All 高武，万法同修，一证永证 An Old Man from Tianshan天山一老人Urban644k WordsOngoing [Rating opens on the 20th, starting at 6.7. The score will rise.] [No heroine/single heroine] [High-martial world] [Vast worldbuilding] [The characters will stay smart] After fifteen years of reincarnation, Zhou Heng awakened a talent with a single move. From then on, he was like a dragon meeting the wind and clouds, soaring to the heavens. [Talent] Cultivate All Paths, Every Breakthrough Lasts Forever Effect 1: Simultaneous Cultivation. Ignore all cultivation thresholds and conflicts between ex 406.2kReads8.6Score58.1kShelves
23. 123 高 High Martial: The Blackflame Spear Suppresses Demons 高武：长枪黑炎镇妖魔 Black Cat Beneath the South Wall南墙下的黑猫Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Genius + Everyday Life + Plot] “According to the Temporary Regulations on the Management of Demonkind in Donghuang, anyone who crosses the boundary and harms another shall be killed without exception.” In a dark alley, eighteen-year-old student Shen Changan stared at the monster before him and recited the regulations without expression. He went to school by day and hunted demons by night. As the top official of Qingzhou’s Night Watch Bureau, he had long since gotten used to this life. Until one 258.6kReads8.5Score29.8kShelves
24. 124 星EN Star Martial Pinnacle 星武绝巅 Catfish Book猫鱼书Urban863k WordsOngoing [Stellar-Era Martial Arts] [No Female Lead, No Romance, Just the Thrill of Battle!] [Talent Copying] [The Author Has Already Completed a High-Martial-Arts Novel Nearly Two Million Words Long, So Read with Confidence] In the interstellar era, humanity has spread across the cosmos. Interstellar colonization, spaceships, alien races, and eldritch gods from beyond the boundaries of the universe... They arrive one after another. Chen Yu comes bearing a golden finger that lets him copy talents. All he 288kReads9.1Score32.2kShelves
25. 125 高 The Martial Arts School Beauty Is Soft, Sweet, and Adorable, Yet She Charms Everyone Without Even Trying 高武校花软呆萌，撩人处处于无形 Primordial Sword太古一剑Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Single female lead] + [purely handmade] + [adorably clueless campus beauty] + [helping others] + [school thug] + [comedy] + [intense training] Jiang Bai: “Heaven has treated me well, giving me the Help Others System. Once I bind myself to a person in need, I can permanently remain one major realm above that person.” “Helping those in need earns Help Others points, and the points can upgrade the System.” “For the sake of my cultivation, I grabbed the foolish An Hehe and began helping her like cr 240.5kReads8.6Score33.7kShelves
26. 126 觉 Awakened Pain Sharing, and Everyone Was Terrified to Tears 觉醒痛觉共享，所有人都吓哭了 Baiyun八云Urban925k WordsOngoing 194.1kReads9.0Score31.4kShelves
27. 127 全 Global Divine Awakening: Sorry, I’m the One Who Granted the Supernatural 全球神启：抱歉，超凡是我赐予的 Nothing to Do with Wind, Wind, Wind, and Moon无关风风风月Urban660k WordsCompleted [Behind-the-Scenes]+ [Ensemble Cast]+ [Creating the Supernatural]+ [Do Not Enter If You Want a Saintly Protagonist]+ [The Protagonist Has Little Screen Time and No Fixed Allegiance] The world was beginning to feel wrong. When the first Apostle breathing flames walked the streets, when the first hero soared across the sky and tore open the heavens... The whole world was swept up in a frenzy of excitement and panic at this sudden upheaval. Governments scrambled to establish secret agencies, classi 2kReads7.1Score188Shelves
28. 128 高 High Martial: Bend Your Enemies and Grow Stronger 高武：把敌人掰弯就变强 Liu Tiezhu刘铁柱Modern Romance806k WordsOngoing [High Martial + Wild Imagination + Comedy + Absurdity] Xiao Miao transmigrates to a High Martial world and unexpectedly gets an incredibly absurd System... And then... He eventually becomes the Human Emperor. 29.6kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves
29. 129 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 54.9kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves
30. 130 让EN You're Supposed to Do Evil, Not Do Away with Evildoers! 让你做恶，不是让你做掉恶人啊喂 Make This Monk Your Core请以贫僧为核Urban911k WordsOngoing [Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de 41kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves
31. 131 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7kShelves
32. 132 全 Full Awakening: One F Is Trash, But Three? That's Me 全面觉醒：一个F是垃圾，三个我 Deliberate Effort刻意努力Urban993k WordsOngoing [Modern Urban High Martial Arts] [A Little Mind Games] [Not Mindlessly Invincible] [Ultimate Martial Arts Prodigy] In an era when everyone awakens, talents are ranked into nine tiers. S-rank means genius, A-rank means elite, and F-rank... is worse than cannon fodder. Yang Han awakens with two F-rank talents from the start: a double dose of uselessness! Just as everyone writes him off, his System awakens, revealing a third F-rank talent... "Minor Recovery," "Damage at the Cost of Life," and "Pain 111.7kReads7.4Score24.1kShelves
33. 133 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 35.2kReads8.8Score4.5kShelves
34. 134 哎 Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀！我七原罪，得了MVP！ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee 142.3kReads9.3Score16.9kShelves

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35. 135 我 I Am Uncontainable 我，无法收容 May Season五月时期Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start 181.9kReads9.3Score27.1kShelves
36. 136 我 The Girl I Control Is Becoming an Old One 我操作的少女正在成为旧日之主 Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [This novel has been contracted for print publication: cosmic horror + amber-style cultivation + villain protagonist + no System + decisive killing + black humor + deranged + single female lead + sequence containment] Xu Fei: “In the twenty-second century, all you need is a helmet with a brain-computer interface to experience a fully immersive game with realistic physical sensations.” “You ask why I chose this starting character? Naturally, because she’s a beautiful girl... Oh, no, naturally, be 762.1kReads9.5Score75.2kShelves
37. 137 双 Dual Transmigration to 1980 双穿1980年 Yu Meng Ling寓梦灵Urban1.2M WordsOngoing A hilarious, witty tale: “Cosmic Treasures, Dizzying Reincarnation.” To transmigrate, you have to smash into a wall or a table! Dare you try? One step brings wealth, the next leaves you seeing stars! A nobody's ambition, as Engels put it: a 300% profit, worth risking everything for... 583Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious martial arts comedy!

38. 138 诡 Creating the Uncanny: My Creations Throw the World into Chaos 诡异创造，我的造物们霍乱世界 January Wind and Snow一月风雪Mystery631k WordsCompleted [Superpowers + Supernatural Horror + Lovecraftian + Contamination + No Female Lead + Behind the Scenes + Natural Disasters] Mysterious myths awaken amid natural disasters, while an unknown corruption quietly takes over the world. Abominable creations howl, and contamination continues to spread. Distortion returns alongside the supernatural: eyes that target human nature, domains that twist it, and strange shackles that cannot be broken. Destruction and rebirth intertwine to create a new mytholog 2.1kReads—Score157Shelves

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39. 139 别 Don't Call Me Su Daji 别叫爷苏妲己 The Setting Sun's Deed落日之举Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Transformation + Urban + High Martial Arts + Urban Supernatural Powers + Adventure + Otherworld] Su Jiu grew up in an orphanage. By the age of thirty-five, he had no girlfriend but had adopted a son and daughter, and had a younger brother who wasn't related to him by blood. He thought he would spend the rest of his life living quietly like that. Then one day, he woke up as a blue-haired little girl. What's more, Su Jiu turned out to be the ninth-generation ancestor of the Su family, and her rea 220Reads—Score149Shelves
40. 140 全 The Whole School's Vital Energy Fuels My Rise 全校气血供我升级 Nineteen Years拾玖岁月Urban802k WordsCompleted Chen Ran is a humanities student admitted to Xinghai No. 1 High School without taking the entrance exam. Yet, two days before the college entrance exam, he publicly turns down a special recruitment offer from the Beichen Research Institute. His teacher panics, his classmates laugh, and everyone thinks he has lost his mind. Why would a top student with the lowest vital energy scores suddenly switch to the martial arts exam? Only Chen Ran knows that he has awakened a group-training feedback System 289Reads—Score—Shelves

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    💥A plethora of iconic scenes, unforgettable high-energy moments! "Numerous Memorable Scenes" + "High Impact" + "Full-on Experience" Memorable scenes of intense competition, fierce rivalry between prestigious universities, and breakthroughs in skill unfold one after another, with high-energy plot points running throughout the entire story. #HighEnergyRefreshingNovel #RiseUpNovel

41. 141 出 Spirit Medium: My Tech Clan Hall 出马仙：我的科技堂口 Rebellious Middle-Aged Man中男叛逆Sci-Fi & Apocalypse222k WordsCompleted In the cybernetic abyss of New Shanghai, where data and spirits commute side by side, Lin Mo, a young man from the bottom rung of society, has become the most unconventional spirit medium around. A heretic in the eyes of tradition, a ghost in the world of technology. The Purification Society, which worships Outer Gods, unleashes a data catastrophe. Ancient talismans fail, and modern weapons fall silent. Lin Mo's cybernetic spirit altar becomes the only glimmer of hope: it can compile talismans i —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cyber ​​cultivation + post-apocalyptic science fiction, hilarious, frequent updates

42. 142 辟 Demon Lord Who Wards Off Evil 辟邪魔君 A Cup of Tea for a Gentleman君子一杯茶Male-Channel Fanfiction224k WordsCompleted A Central Plains swordsman versus Naruto! Martial arts techniques + explosive ninjutsu + outsmarting the enemy + exploiting loopholes in the rules + twists galore! With a sword in hand, he will strike down every injustice under heaven! Thrilling battles, a storm of youth: don’t miss it! A bell in his left hand and a sword in his right, a jade-faced Asura with three eyes. He storms the island of Japan alone, cutting through the pirates in the Hokage arc. 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommended, well written!

43. 143 莺 A Cultivation Path Among the Warblers 莺莺燕燕修仙路 Illusory Mortal World幻人间Urban1.9M WordsOngoing An urban, everyday-life story told in plain language. High-martial-arts cultivation without spiritual energy; no System, no old master in a magical artifact, and no rebirth. There's life and conflict, and when it's time to fight or kill, the protagonist does just that. Beautiful women are his cultivation resource, not a harem obligation. This is a modern high-martial-arts world with almost no spiritual energy, so cultivation should be impossible. But lucky Li Jun unexpectedly obtained an incredi 59Reads8.1Score270Shelves

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    I recommend the first book. It's a slice-of-life story with multiple female protagonists. You help beautiful women solve their problems while they cultivate immortality. It's a high-level martial arts novel set in the city with "no spiritual energy" for cultivation. There's no system, no old man, no rebirth, and no time travel. It's a straightforward, easy way to cultivate. You fight when you need to and kill when you need to.

44. 144 我 I Spend Like Crazy in the Wizarding World 我在巫师世界疯狂氪金 Pay-to-Win Wizard氪金巫师Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrate to another world and awaken the [Pay-to-Win] ability, with four functions: stat allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specialize in mechanical alchemy, from witchcraft-powered armor to hand-built mechanical girls, then conquer endless planes with a mechanical army... Using his wits, he starts with a teacher-student romance, wins the favor of a female bureau chief, enslaves a female assassin and a female crime boss, and becomes the husband of a grand duke… He enslave 21.6kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves
45. 145 修 The Essence of Cultivation Is Physics 修仙的本质是物理 Wind and Rain风调雨Urban509k WordsOngoing Infinite Flow, hilarious, witty, System, cultivation, physics, wild imagination, decisive and ruthless, play the pig to eat the tiger, another world, the rise of Huaxia, dungeon challenges Cultivation? What’s there to cultivate? Are you good at physics? No? Perfect, neither am I! And I still became an immortal!, Li Kaiqi, True Lord of Peace Through the Annihilation of Enemies I’m the only Huaxia expert in the mission world. It’s not because I have exceptional talent, but because... Hey, hey, hey 1.7kReads9.3Score255Shelves
46. 146 踏 Stepping Beyond the Void, Returning to the One 踏虚归一 Lone Boat on the Sighing Sea叹海孤舟Urban152k WordsOngoing (Interstellar High Martial Arts + Thrilling Battles + Races Fighting for Supremacy + Male Lead's Growth) P.S.: Mindless protagonist? No! He's a genius with an off-the-charts IQ! System? No! He has nothing but an endless arsenal of combat techniques! Predictable tropes? No! Every move will take you by surprise! Harem? No! Every character has their own story and growth! Invincible from the start? No! He rises from a humble corner of the world to the depths of space! [Spiritual energy has run dry, 73Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Many novels these days try to be sweet but fail to write them well, but this one really excels in its sweetness.

47. 147 没 Who Can Afford to Practice Martial Arts? I'm Off to Chop Wood 没钱修什么武，我砍树去了 Duck Teasing the Dog戏狗鸭Urban124k WordsOngoing [Urban] [High Martial] [Plot-driven] [No female lead] Twenty years after the spiritual qi revival, martial arts have become the latest luxury for the elite. Tuition at a martial arts university is 880,000 yuan, and ordinary universities have followed suit, raising theirs to 188,000 yuan. Are poor people unfit to study or practice martial arts? Chen Liang tossed aside his admission letter to an ordinary university, picked up the axe his father left behind, and headed for the Black Mist Forest, a 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first book is a rare example of a novel by Tomato that uses dialogue to advance the plot. While driving the story forward, it also incorporates slice-of-life moments and humor without feeling abrupt. The logic is sound, and it's written by an author from another platform, so you can read it with confidence. The second book is a novel about showing off. The third book is an incredibly satisfying read. PS: The writing style of the first book on another platform is quite different from Tomato's usual style; it's worth trying. The second book's logical approach to showing off is rare on Tomato's site. The third book is very enjoyable in the beginning, but might become tiring later. Personally, I highly recommend the first book. If you're tired of Tomato's writing style, this is a refreshing change. Although the word count isn't high, the plot is gradually built up. The latest chapter shows just how cunning the villain is—a truly fleshed-out villain, rich and intelligent.

48. 148 不 Oh No, All of Humanity Thinks I’m Going to Destroy the World 不好，全人类以为我要灭世 This Old Geezer本老嘢Urban212k WordsOngoing [Frozen apocalypse + high martial arts + invincible + funny contrast] My name is Chen Yimo. Thanks to the super AI wristwatch my dad left me, “Lao Jiu,” I forcibly fused the data inside my body with the remnant soul of a god, and used algorithms to recreate ancient divine skills. I became the strongest human alive, a savior in the frozen wasteland who can smash demonic beast disasters with a single punch. One second, I'm the Great Sage Equal to Heaven with his Heaven-Splitting, Earth-Filling for 24Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Oh wow, here it is! Are you sure you don't want to put it in the warehouse?

49. 149 都 Urban Superpowers: I Grow Stronger by Reaping Emotions 都市异能：我能收割情绪变强 The Fox Won’t Take Medicine狐狸不吃药Urban100k WordsOngoing [System harvesting] [Thunderous domination] [Face-slapping power fantasy] [Never takes a humiliating loss] [Kills opponents above his level] Dear handsome men and beautiful women, stop for a moment. Lin Zhou awakens and is tested as an F-rank perception ability user. The whole school sees him as useless, his relatives mock him, and everyone is certain he has no future. After shouting self-deprecating insults in public to complete a mission, he finally activates the long-dormant [Emotion Harvesti 33Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hey everyone, hold on! Please give my book your feedback. The protagonist awakens a system at the start, is decisive in battle, never hides his strength, and the main focus is on a fast-paced, satisfying experience! Occasionally, it's a bit abstract and silly. Please leave your comments and feedback; I sincerely need your opinions! [Crying]

50. 150 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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    People with heart conditions should not read this book. Don't blame me if you laugh so hard you have a heart attack!

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