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High Martial Arts Novels Rated 9+, Hilarious, Absurd, and Seriously Satisfying

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Looking for something like *Global High Martial Arts: I'm the Lord of the Old Days*. This is the best high martial arts novel I've ever read, an absolute masterpiece

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101 Wandering Through Mythology, I Steal Jesus' Corpse from the Start The Sheep Who Loves EggsUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 65.1kReads8.4Score7.4kShelves
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Just watch it! ! ! ! Fits the bill perfectly! ! ! Look! ! ! ! !
102 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 358.3kReads9.7Score43.7kShelves
103 The Absolute Pulse One: Possessing Thousands of Supernatural Powers IvocaUrban235k WordsOngoing 63Reads—Score—Shelves
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Urban martial arts, high quality, no urine spots, relaxed and funny, with blood and tears! 🔥"The Absolute Pulse: Possessing Thousands of Magical Powers" The city is high in martial arts, and the ancient times have transitioned into the golden age of spiritual energy recovery. A master of veterinary medicine traveled through time and became a disabled person with no pulse. He used his knowledge of anatomy and biochemistry and performed 999 internal surgeries to open his own martial arts veins. Juepui is a man-made seal, and the disappearance of his parents is shrouded in mystery. Not willing to be a chess piece, he directly overturns the chess game of the chess players. He does not rely on plug-ins, deconstructs his practice, and creates thousands of magical powers on his own! ! Funny + passionate, with a grand world view.
104 Give up a Math Major with a Million-Dollar Monthly Salary and Switch to Cultivating Immortality Zero Rain StopsUrban48k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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In the modern city, everyone is cultivating immortality and laughing out loud in the middle of the night, but it is a bit slow in the early stages. The protagonist has a dark underbelly, strong background, and high talent. He is still in the school stage. The interaction between the male and female protagonists is very sweet, comparable to a youth romance novel.
105 The Day I Got Out of Prison, My Ex-Girlfriend Became My Mother-in-Law Wangchai Doesn't Eat FishUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 5.7kReads9.1Score526Shelves
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The legend of the underworld, rebirth of the city! Shatter the sky with one punch! [Please update][laugh]
106 At the Beginning of the Game, I Was Delivering Food, but the School Beauty Took Advantage of Me. Wangchai Doesn't Eat FishUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 3.2kReads9.2Score277Shelves
107 Reborn in High School, the System Forced Me to Do That Kind of Thing Wangchai Doesn't Eat FishUrban1.2M WordsOngoing 9.8kReads8.9Score929Shelves
108 Urban High Martial Arts: I Can Draw Cards by Getting Noticed Rubber Little XinUrban629k WordsCompleted 83Reads—Score—Shelves
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Urban high martial arts + spiritual energy recovery + future meeting 9 points˚ʚ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ɞ˚
109 Armed with Causality, How Is This Brat Already Invincible? Cha QinUrban435k WordsOngoing 245.9kReads8.4Score40.6kShelves
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If you don't want to read it anymore, go and read it yourself.
110 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage Potatoes Stewed with Chili PeppersUrban920k WordsOngoing 14.6kReads6.8Score1.3kShelves
111 The Biggest Playboy in the Starry Sky Three Winds 11Urban1.7M WordsOngoing 116.6kReads8.0Score9.7kShelves
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Just watch it first.
112 The Apocalypse Is Coming? I'll Descend First! Noodle King ZaiSci-Fi & Apocalypse2.7M WordsCompleted 525.6kReads9.2Score48.5kShelves
113 A Hundredfold Melee Boost, but I'm a Mage! Yan JiulieSports2.5M WordsCompleted 17.7kReads7.8Score2.2kShelves
114 I Told You, I'm Really a Legend! Qian Lin YuUrban183k WordsOngoing 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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In 2035 AD, the earth ushered in its second moon. The bells of night are ringing, and human civilization is counting down to its end. It's the end! It's a dispute! It's a disaster! The light of dawn emerges, and the hope of mankind reappears at this moment. It's an alliance! It's symbiosis! It's homecoming! We hold on to hope! We hope for peace! We long for a reunion! "We are the awakened people. We will stand before the dark night as the pioneers of awakening and protect the fire of civilization. I hope that the shadow will last forever in the future generations and look at the mountains and seas for life." "We are ideal people. I hope that the killing will end and peace will finally come. May we enjoy the morning glow together." "We are people who have left home. We will eventually meet again on the blue sea. We will eventually return to our original home. May our families take care of us and set off!" ,
115 High Martial: From the Start, I Get the Sun God Martial Soul Through Sign-In Time to EatUrban977k WordsOngoing 4.5kReads8.1Score264Shelves
116 Is the Destruction Level Strong? My Martial Soul Armor Is Instantaneous! A Mortal SwordUrban93k WordsOngoing 88Reads5.8Score—Shelves
117 I Don't Have Money to Practice Martial Arts, so I Cut Down Trees. Playing with Dogs and DucksUrban116k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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This is the first Tomato novel that uses dialogue interspersed to advance the plot. It advances the plot while adding a touch of daily life and humor. It is not obtrusive at all, and the logic is on point. It was written by a certain author, so you can enter with confidence. The second little piece of pretentious writing. The third invincible and refreshing article. Ps: The writing style of the first external website is still very different from that of Tomato, so you can try it out. The second book that is pretentious and logical is rare on Tomato. The third book is fun in the early stages, but may get tiring later on. Personally, I highly recommend the first book. I got tired of reading the Tomato style, but it's quite fun to read the others. Although the word count is not many, the plot has been gradually laid out. In the latest chapter, you can see how sinister the villain is. This is the villain with flesh and blood, money and brains.
118 Star Lord Star PlayerUrban26k WordsCompleted 14Reads—Score—Shelves
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A new author in the bedroom, but the writing is definitely interesting. This one is a test of the waters and has been cut off. The other one on the homepage is the official start of the book.
119 With Billions of Talents, I Can Conquer All Races and Be Myself Self-Destructing TruckUrban232k WordsOngoing 5Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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You will come back and thank me [smirk] [pout]
120 Weird Creation, My Creatures Cholera World January Wind and SnowMystery631k WordsCompleted 2kReads5.8Score154Shelves
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[Bookshelf plus one][Bookshelf plus one]
121 Double Wear 1980 Yu MenglingUrban1.1M WordsOngoing 517Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Funny and martial arts!
122 Return to Unity Sighing on a Lonely Boat in the SeaUrban152k WordsOngoing 42Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Nowadays, many articles want to be sweet but are not good at writing. This book is really sweet.
123 The Whole School's Energy and Blood Supplies Me with the Upgrade Nineteen YearsUrban802k WordsCompleted 337Reads—Score—Shelves
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💥Famous scenes emerge one after another, and high-energy moments are unforgettable! "Many Famous Scenes" + "Strong Impact" + "Full Online" Famous scenes such as competition on the field, competition among famous schools, and breakthroughs in strength are staged in turn, and the high-energy plot runs throughout the text. #Energyshuangwen #counterattack novel
124 Psychic Recovery in the Future World Eight Grams of CornUrban408k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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This book is quite good. If you like it, you can read it.
125 Chumaxian: My Technology Portal Rebellious Middle-Aged ManSci-Fi & Apocalypse222k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Cyber cultivating immortality + apocalyptic science fiction, hilarious and exciting
126 No, All Mankind Thinks I'm Going to Destroy the World This Old GeezerUrban212k WordsOngoing 25Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Oh, isn't it coming? Are you sure you don't want to put it in the warehouse?
127 Dual Cultivation Invincible Road to Immortality Fantasy WorldUrban1.9M WordsOngoing 95Reads5.8Score270Shelves
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Recommended by 20,000 hours of bookworms, you can rest assured that it is non-toxic and harmless, there are many novel and alternative beauties, urban martial arts "without aura" and cultivating immortals, written in vernacular, responsible men who are not aggrieved or studded, there are fights, blood and killing.
128 I Spend Like Crazy in the Wizarding World Pay-to-Win WizardEastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing 20.6kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
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This is the first book I recommend. It has a daily heroine who helps beauties solve their problems and guides them to become immortals. She is an urban martial artist who cultivates immortals without aura. There is no system, no grandfather, no rebirth, and no time travel. She just lies down and cultivates comfortably. She can hit and kill when she needs to.
129 The Essence of Cultivation Is Physics Wind and RainUrban503k WordsOngoing 1kReads9.3Score115Shelves
130 Attack of the Hot-Blooded Hunter God Riding a Bull to Find YouHistorical1.2M WordsOngoing 3.4kReads9.0Score252Shelves
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A passionate plot, starting from a weak position and fighting all the way forward [KISS][Like]
131 God of Death in the Night Riding a Bull to Find YouEastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads8.8Score—Shelves
132 Love Hurts the City Riding a Bull to Find YouUrban215k WordsCompleted 500Reads5.8Score—Shelves
133 The Master Came Down the Mountain, the Master Asked Me to Quit the Marriage and Marry My Senior Sister Flying Sword to the WestUrban474k WordsOngoing 1.8kReads5.8Score100Shelves
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. Incomparably cool writing, really cool writing, super cool but not abusive, fun from beginning to end. Pure invincibility means invincibility at the beginning, decisive killing without Holy Spirit, and no wisdom.
134 I Have Already Cultivated Land and Cut Down Trees. You Want Me to Cut Down the Devil? Moon Goddess MiracleUrban284k WordsOngoing 90Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Gao Wu, defying heaven!
135 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal Wandering Immortal of the Northern MountainUrban2.7M WordsCompleted 55.5kReads8.7Score6kShelves
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People with heart disease should not read this book. If you get sick from laughing, don't say I didn't warn you.
136 Reborn as a Fool, He Became a Billionaire by Collecting Rags Wandering Immortal of the Northern MountainUrban431k WordsOngoing 7.3kReads6.2Score642Shelves
137 Tragedy Repeats Itself? No, I Must Return to the Country This Time Wood Everywhere507k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.0Score—Shelves
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Nan Murong! !
138 A Person with High Martial Arts Can Steal the Whole World and Go Crazy Thousands of WavesUrban121k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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No rating yet, but the funny abstraction is absolute [High Martial Arts + Funny + Thief System + Live Broadcast + Heavenly Pursuit] Bai Xiaofei awakened his talent as a thief, and was regarded as a supermarket thief by the whole school, and was officially listed as a high-risk person. Until he discovered that the law protects people and animals, but not monsters and weirdos! Since then, it has been broadcast late at night, and it has embarked on the road of no return by beating up strange and bald monsters. Stealing meal card balance, proficiency + 3! Secretly licking a dog's love letter, proficiency + 3! Stealing the Sword Master's ten years of kendo insights, your proficiency level will be maxed out! Training progress? Steal! Innate ability? Steal! Thunder disaster? I even stole thunder from the sky! World: Can't you afford it? ! Heaven's Way: Obstacle! I will kill you today! Bai Xiaofei: Sorry, I stole too hard and the whole world went crazy for me.
139 Ward Off Evil Spirits A Gentleman's Cup of Tea224k WordsCompleted 305Reads—Score—Shelves
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Recommended, well written!
140 I Hand in the Mecha at the Beginning, and the Country Gives Me Krypton to Become the Star Master. Who Am I HahaUrban212k WordsOngoing 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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I think this book is good. Although the writing is immature, the story is quite strong.
141 Gao Wu: Going Against the Pulse and Conquering the World, Stepping on the Path of Becoming an Emperor Yu HengEastern Fantasy726k WordsOngoing 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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This is what tomato writing should look like! There are no extra emotional lines, no aggrieved period of tolerance, the protagonist is bullied and backhanded is a slap in the face! Cousin grabs resources? Knocked back with one punch! The elder is sarcastic? Disgraced! Does your fiancée look down on you? Waiting for the crematorium to chase my husband! From the courtyard to the core of the sect, the protagonist is crushed every step he takes! 🚀
142 Superpower: Good-For-Nothing Stardust Awakens Flying Sword to the WestUrban178k WordsCompleted 3Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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A cool article about super powers and martial arts without feeling frustrated