Miss Witcher, I'm Really Not a Vampire
猎魔人小姐，我真不是血族
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- Ongoing
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- 504k Words
- Genre
- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 1d ago
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This book is truly excellent, especially the part depicting Lu Bu's battle with Sun Wukong over Diao Chan. They fought for hundreds of rounds, but Xue Baochai was undeniably too strong. If it weren't for Darius's outer-range attack and Noxus Guillotine, that M4 6x scope spray would have been fatal.
This is the only novel I've read so far where the protagonist is a vampire and it's truly excellent. The protagonist possesses the arrogance befitting a vampire, never bowing or scraping to others. I've researched many vampire novels before, but without exception, the writing was poor, and the protagonist's personality was problematic, completely failing to capture the noble elegance of a vampire.
Next, I will use the most straightforward, direct, no-nonsense, truthful, blunt, most hurtful, hardcore, decisive, concise, most ruthless, most scathing, most merciless, most incisive, most to the point, most direct, most straightforward, most unpretentious, least sentimental, least verbose, least roundabout, least hesitant, least pretentious, least affected, least verbose, least procrastinating…
Absolute battles, the resulting thrill... Now, what will teach you arrogance is... Brothers, this is a battle anime with a tiny bit of interaction between the male and female leads. If you're looking for romance, you can skip this. The battles are still pretty exciting though. The male lead is invincible among his peers, immortal, the ultimate being!
Please don't cut it, I'm begging you, Asuka, don't cut it! Look how well you chose this subject, so please, please don't cut it! 😢 The author's style is still great, and judging by the current trend, it's highly unlikely to be discontinued. 🤔 I definitely won't cut it 😄 It's super popular right now 😄
So cool! So cool! So cool! It's so beautiful! 🥺 Men get their periods after watching it 🙄 Women go crazy after watching it 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed down my face and flooded the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world 😊 I ran, I jumped, I danced the…
This book is truly excellent, especially the part depicting Zhuge Liang's epic battle with Voldemort on the Great Wall to avenge Guan Yu. Thanos's snap nearly wiped the battlefield clean, and if it weren't for Zed's shadow clone and shuriken, that Barrett sniper with his 8x scope would have been dead. Besides that, I particularly admire Sun Wukong.
So beautiful 🥺 Men get their periods after seeing this 🙄 Women go crazy after seeing this 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed down my face, turning into a tidal wave 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving my world meaning 😊 I ran and jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 0th floor 😮…
The plot is absurd, but the female lead is even more absurd. She calls twenty times and doesn't answer, then deletes the call log when she realizes something's wrong. When the Witcher is late for a mission, a supporting character complains and gets beaten up. It's unbelievable; no wonder she joined the vampire faction. I've read about ten chapters so far, and I'll give my review later. I don't recommend watching it with your brain engaged.
I came from the book "The God of Thieves," and I'm very confident in the author's writing style. The choice of subject matter this time is excellent. I hope the author can add more world-building elements. Also, I really love this book, please don't cut it again! 😢😢😢