High Martial Arts Novels Rated 9+, Hilarious, Absurd, and Seriously Satisfying 高武9评分以上，搞笑，抽象，爆爽

1. 151 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 54.2kReads9.2Score5.8kShelves
2. 152 让 I Told You to Do Evil, Not to Take Out the Evildoers! 让你做恶，不是让你做掉恶人啊喂 Make This Monk Your Core请以贫僧为核Urban871k WordsOngoing [Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de 26.5kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves
3. 153 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 58.5kReads9.3Score12.7kShelves
4. 154 全 Full Awakening: One F Is Trash, But Three? That's Me 全面觉醒：一个F是垃圾，三个我 Deliberate Effort刻意努力Urban919k WordsOngoing [Modern Urban High Martial Arts] [A Little Mind Games] [Not Mindlessly Invincible] [Ultimate Martial Arts Prodigy] In an era when everyone awakens, talents are ranked into nine tiers. S-rank means genius, A-rank means elite, and F-rank... is worse than cannon fodder. Yang Han awakens with two F-rank talents from the start: a double dose of uselessness! Just as everyone writes him off, his System awakens, revealing a third F-rank talent... "Minor Recovery," "Damage at the Cost of Life," and "Pain 189.3kReads7.4Score27.1kShelves
5. 155 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 66.7kReads8.8Score9kShelves
6. 156 悲 Will History Repeat Itself? No, This Time I’ll Restore My Kingdom 悲剧重演？不，我这次一定要复国 Wood, Sprawling Everywhere漫天遍野的伍德Male-Channel Fanfiction507k WordsCompleted This novel tells the story of Murong Fu transmigrating to different worlds to accomplish his mission of restoring his kingdom. The first world so far: Murong Fu transmigrates into Viserys III Targaryen, the beggar king! The second series features the Eighth Prince in the world of Yongzheng. 1.7kReads8.0Score101Shelves

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   Nan Murong!!

7. 157 高 The Master Sent Me Down the Mountain to Break Off My Engagement and Marry My Senior Sister 高手下山，师父让我退了婚娶师姐 Flying Sword From the West飞剑西来Urban474k WordsOngoing Little Taoist Lu Xuan is ordered by his master to go down the mountain and break off his engagement. His fiancée, the Su family, gives him a hard time, but his senior sisters arrive to help. They also reveal a secret from eighteen years ago: his parents' deaths were no accident. His fiancée's grandfather, Su Zhenhai, was responsible... 1.8kReads—Score100Shelves

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   . Incomparably cool writing, really cool writing, super cool but not abusive, fun from beginning to end. Pure invincibility means invincibility at the beginning, decisive killing without Holy Spirit, and no wisdom.

8. 158 异 Superpowers: The Good-for-Nothing Star Dust Awakens 异能：废柴星尘觉醒 Flying Sword From the West飞剑西来Urban178k WordsCompleted Explosive action + high martial arts + ruthless combat + fiery passion + invincibility + ensemble cast + satisfying thrills + no angst. The Star-Eaters, an alien race, have disguised themselves as humans and are secretly hunting the people of Blue Star. With Blue Star on the verge of occupation, humanity is about to become food for the aliens. One day, a young man awakens an unparalleled supernatural power. He rises up and leads his closest friends, both male and female, in wiping out the invade 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A cool article about super powers and martial arts without feeling frustrated

9. 159 开 From the Start, I Handed Over My Mecha, and the Nation Leveled Me Up into a Star Lord 开局上交机甲，国家给我氪成星主 Who's Me, Haha谁是我哈哈Urban212k WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Mecha + System + Ruthless Protagonist + Traits + Multiple Mecha Series + Not an Academy Story] Not an academy story! The protagonist skips college and enlists straight away! Bad news: he awakened as a [Mechanic]. Good news: the “mechanic” part means mecha. Even an ordinary person can break through their limits by wearing mecha built by Liu De. You just have to pay up. “The enemy can come to us, and so can I!” “From now on, the tables have turned!” [Origin], a basic close-com —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I think this book is good. Although the writing is immature, the story is quite strong.

10. 160 高 High Martial: Defying My Meridians, I Tread the Path to Emperorhood 高武：逆脉镇世踏帝路 Yu Heng雨横Eastern Fantasy726k WordsOngoing High-octane martial arts, a good-for-nothing's rise and face-slapping revenge, conspiracies and political intrigue, and a tragic, fated destiny. His fiancee publicly breaks off their engagement, regrets it, and chases after him until she hits rock bottom. The thrills come one after another. With a single line, “A crippled meridian is no match for me,” his fiancee Su Qingyue tears up their engagement contract in public, turning Lin Xiao into a laughingstock across the Lin family. With a sneer, “Y 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is what tomato writing should look like! There are no extra emotional lines, no aggrieved period of tolerance, the protagonist is bullied and backhanded is a slap in the face! Cousin grabs resources? Knocked back with one punch! The elder is sarcastic? Disgraced! Does your fiancée look down on you? Waiting for the crematorium to chase my husband! From the courtyard to the core of the sect, the protagonist is crushed every step he takes! 🚀

11. 161 人 In a High-Martial World, I Stole the Whole World and Drove It Mad 人在高武，偷到整个世界发癫 Waves Upon Waves浪迭千重Urban121k WordsOngoing [High-martial arts + comedy + master thief System + livestreaming + hunted by the Heavenly Dao] Bai Xiaofei awakens a master thief talent. His entire school thinks he’s a supermarket shoplifter, and the authorities classify him as a high-risk individual. Then he discovers that the law protects people and animals, but not monsters or the supernatural! From then on, he starts livestreaming late at night, embarking on a one-way road of beating up the supernatural and fleecing monsters bald. Steal t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    No rating yet, but the funny abstraction is absolute [High Martial Arts + Funny + Thief System + Live Broadcast + Heavenly Pursuit] Bai Xiaofei awakened his talent as a thief, and was regarded as a supermarket thief by the whole school, and was officially listed as a high-risk person. Until he discovered that the law protects people and animals, but not monsters and weirdos! Since then, it has been broadcast late at night, and it has embarked on the road of no return by beating up strange and bald monsters. Stealing meal card balance, proficiency + 3! Secretly licking a dog's love letter, proficiency + 3! Stealing the Sword Master's ten years of kendo insights, your proficiency level will be maxed out! Training progress? Steal! Innate ability? Steal! Thunder disaster? I even stole thunder from the sky! World: Can't you afford it?! Heaven's Way: Obstacle! I will kill you today! Bai Xiaofei: Sorry, I stole too hard and the whole world went crazy for me.

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