Lighthearted, Funny Immortality Stories 轻松搞笑长生文

1. 1 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 229.5kReads9.5Score25.9kShelves

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   There is a Peach Blossom Temple at the foot of Peach Blossom Mountain, and there is a Peach Blossom Immortal in the Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Blossom Fairy was not originally called Peach Blossom Fairy. His real name was Tao Mian, and he was a human being. He was a time traveler, and because he was bound to the immortality system, he accidentally lived for a thousand years. Still in the Qi refining period.

2. 2 开 From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 813.7kReads9.7Score96.1kShelves

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   "Ember of Immortality" - The Number One Gou King in the Immortal Realm and the Survival Rules of His Resentful Breed Niu Niu. This book is very funny. The whole text is without swords, the world view is grand, and the language is humorous. Others have traveled through time: Seconds to Heaven, Seconds to Earth, Long Aotian, and Chen Xun. Time Travel: If you persist, you will eventually become invincible. The protagonist, Chen Xun, was just an ordinary person in time travel. He had a lot of fun with the old black bull given by the system, and upgraded through levels, and finally became the most powerful being in the world of immortality. The characters in many of the stories are very profound, making people feel very happy and warm, and the corners of their mouths are raised unconsciously. Highly recommend this book.

3. 3 市 Immortals Hidden Among the Common Folk 市井藏仙 Flying Flowers in the Fine Rain密雨飞花Eastern Fantasy6.7M WordsOngoing Zhao Mu transmigrates to the Great Jin dynasty and gains the power to grow young again. Whenever one life reaches its end, he returns to his youth, living forever without ever dying. For fifty years, I serve as an official at the entertainment bureau, leisurely watching celebrated courtesans dance and seeing every beauty the world has to offer. I live through the rise and fall of dynasties, watching wise rulers bring peace and foolish emperors plunge the realm into chaos. I roam the rivers and l 107.1kReads8.4Score11.1kShelves

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   Too immortal

4. 4 开 From the Start, I Had Eternal Life: Laying Low in the Mortal Realm Until I Ascended 开局长生，苟在下界吃土飞升 Core of Chaos混沌核心Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsOngoing [Immortal cultivation + no System + not a power fantasy + slow-paced + no female lead + pseudo-ensemble cast. Read with care if this isn’t your thing.] The mighty will of Heaven shines like a mirror, illuminating the causes and effects binding immortals and mortals alike. The countless living beings are like grains of sand, ground into the ashes of tribulation beneath mountains and rivers. A mysterious mirror hangs among the highest heavens, reflecting the lives of all beings in the Three Realm 218.3kReads9.0Score15.3kShelves

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   Good, good, good, good, great!!!

5. 5 修 Cultivation: Starting as a Slave 修真：从奴隶开始 Awake in a Haze梦醒迷离Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted [Longevity + master of staying under the radar] Chen Xin obtains a cultivation modification tool. All he wants is to become an invincible cultivator devoted to pursuing immortality, but a mistaken choice of starter pack leaves him stuck with ten lifetimes of slave origins. A hundred years of effort across ten lifetimes as a slave is not even one ten-thousandth of what those gifted prodigies possess from birth, but Chen Xin will never give up on the path to immortality. “Being born poor is no dis 25.3kReads8.3Score2.8kShelves

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   Very pretty, I don't get tired of it at all

6. 6 重 Reborn and Ready to Work Hard, Then My Parents Got Divorced 重生刚想努力，爸妈离婚了 E Xiao Yu鄂小鱼Urban252k WordsOngoing Having lived another life, Yang Muyan has just finished the college entrance exam and is ready to crush Alibaba, kick Tencent aside, and climb to the top of the world. Then his parents tell him they’ve been divorced for three years!!! They’ve even both remarried, and each has a child!!! Only then does Yang Muyan realize that the world after being reborn won’t stay the same, or steadily improve just as he imagined… 6.4kReads8.4Score281Shelves

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   Just when I was ready to work hard, my parents got divorced.

7. 7 我 I’m Immortal Anyway, So Do Whatever You Want 我反正长生不死，你们随意 One Week, Seven Days Off一周就断七天更Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted (A laid-back story + mastering the art of keeping a low profile + easygoing + humorous everyday life. Enter at your own risk!) Yang Sheng transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens an immortal constitution: he’ll never die! He has a mixed Five Elements spiritual root, making cultivation difficult. What’s he going to do? No worries. Keep a low profile for a million years, and even a Divine Transformation cultivator will call him Dad! Keep a low profile for billions of years, and even a 42.8kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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   Go directly, fantasy imagination, system possession

8. 8 开 Immortal from the Start, Hiding Out Until the End of Time! 开局长生不老，苟到天荒地老！ I'm Not a Salty Fish, Hmph我不是咸鱼哼Eastern Fantasy136k WordsOngoing [Immortality] [Invincible] [Stat Point Allocation] [Slice of Life] [King of Playing It Safe] [Feel-Good Read] An ordinary person in his previous life transmigrates to this world of immortal cultivation. From the start, he gains eternal life, and the System lets him allocate points every year! [Strength +] [Talent +] [Comprehension +] [Mana +] [Defense +] [Essence of All Things +] "I++++++++++++++++..." He believes that day after day of hard work and year after year of allocating points 3Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 9 苟 The Way of Cautious Longevity: I'm Really Only in the Qi Refining Stage 苟道长生：我真的只有炼气期 Longchuan龙川Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted [Immortality + Comedy + Cunning Protagonist + Cautious Cultivation + No System] After transmigrating into a world of immortal cultivation, I accidentally consume an Immortality Dao Fruit and find myself on a path where everyone wants to scheme against me. A master I’ve never met wants to eat me, and my gorgeous senior sister wants to control me… What am I supposed to do? All I can do is stay hidden and forge my body into an invincible vessel. I’ll scheme against the whole world and become a mast 1.4kReads8.2Score102Shelves
10. 10 系 Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 553.2kReads9.4Score50.3kShelves

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    "The Immortal Emperor Master" is shocking! Chen Changsheng traveled through the world of immortality with the immortality system. He became stronger while sleeping, and tens of thousands of years passed by in a blink of an eye. From a mortal village to a battle between emperors, he watched the changes of times with a cold eye, planting flowers into elixirs and raising birds to become a demon emperor. A hatchet splits the sky, and old friends meet again in tears - is the return of a mentor, or a reckoning with an old enemy? In the torrent of time, he alone is immortal. The fantasy imagination explodes, and the epic vicissitudes spanning thousands of years are waiting for you to unfold this legend of "laying down to win and being buried"!

11. 11 神 God-Tier Disciple-Accepting System: Starting as an Immortal Emperor! 神级收徒系统，仙帝起步！ A Man Plays Diao Chan阿瞒戏貂蝉Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted (From the start at the Dao Ancestor Realm + ensemble cast + multiple protagonists + invincible sword cultivator + master-disciple System + the Myriad Worlds + sword cultivators + no harem + one female lead + decisive and ruthless) Chen Changsheng: “Fellow cultivators, make your move. Otherwise, I won’t have an excuse to kill you.” First disciple Lu Changzhi: Primal Chaos Sword Physique (Awakened), peerless in the sword path, unmatched in offense. Second disciple Chen Anzhi: The reincarnated mast 185Reads6.8Score—Shelves
12. 12 大 Great Qian: I Am Forbidden, and I Crush All Across the Ages 大乾：吾为禁忌，横推万古 Little Liu Who Loves Sweets爱吃甜食的小刘Eastern Fantasy252k WordsCompleted Reborn as the ninth prince of the Great Qian Dynasty. After twelve years of secluded cultivation in an immortal sect, he returns with the Primordial Chaos Divine-Demon Body and sets out on an invincible path. In the imperial court, he calls a deer a horse, and not a single civil or military official dares to disagree. The emperor rules over all under heaven? One slap from him settles that! The empress dowager even gets the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms! Anyone who offends him is doomed. Anyone 314Reads5.8Score100Shelves
13. 13 玄 Xuanhuan: The Down-and-Out Live-In Son-in-Law Marries a Reborn Empress 玄幻：落魄赘婿，我迎娶重生女帝 I Can't Drink Another Drop喝不下去了Eastern Fantasy540k WordsOngoing [Fantasy + Exhilarating Payback + Decisive and Ruthless + Unstoppable and Invincible + Live-in Son-in-Law + Empress Stunned] After transmigrating to the Great Yu Dynasty, Gu Chen became the heir to the Northern Strategy King. His status seemed lofty, but in truth he was a pawn controlled by Emperor Yu. From the start, Emperor Yu arranged his marriage, making him the live-in son-in-law of the Jiang family’s divine maiden! Gu Chen was furious and resentful, but could do nothing about it. Just then 105Reads7.8Score—Shelves
14. 14 修 Cultivation Game Invasion: I Spent Ten Billion to Become a Great Emperor! 修仙游戏入侵，氪金十亿当大帝！ The Shark Who Loves Diving爱潜水的鲨鱼Sports344k WordsOngoing [Immortal cultivation game invasion + effortless power fantasy + pay-to-win + empress + decisive and ruthless + lighthearted and witty + fast-paced + invincible] Chen Chuan was killed by a crooked cultivator and reborn before The Pinnacle of the Immortal Path merged with reality. Given a second chance at life, Chen Chuan decided to spend a billion yuan! Cultivation realm, magical artifacts, techniques, mounts, pets, sects... he maxed them all out! When word spread that Chen Chuan had poured his 22Reads7.3Score—Shelves
15. 15 每 Ten Thousand Years of Cultivation Every Day: I Rise Straight to Earth Immortal 每天万年修为，我直升陆地神仙 My Dreams Are Boundless我梦无垠Eastern Fantasy510k WordsCompleted Ye Wuchen has barely transmigrated to a fantasy world when he discovers his fiancée has cheated on him. She’s not only pregnant before their wedding, she’s also sold off his family’s property. But he has transmigrated, and awakened a System. Every day, the System grants him ten thousand years of cultivation. On his very first day, he uses ordinary martial arts to break through to the Golden Core Realm. After joining a cultivation sect to obtain cultivation techniques, he lays low and reaches the 10.1kReads7.4Score898Shelves
16. 16 我 I, the Immortal of the Ming Dynasty, Have Lived Through Sixteen Emperors 我，大明长生者，历经十六帝 Qing Hong青红Historical8.5M WordsOngoing [The first long-life novel set in the Ming Dynasty on the entire internet] Li Qing transmigrates to the early Ming Dynasty and, through a twist of fate, becomes a disciple of Zhang Landa. He lives a carefree life for years. In the fifteenth year of the Hongwu era, Empress Ma falls gravely ill, and by chance, Li Qing becomes her attending physician. From then on, Li Qing begins his journey through the Ming Dynasty. He experiences the bloodshed and turmoil of the Hongwu era and gets caught up in t 277.2kReads9.4Score25kShelves
17. 17 不 The Immortal Divine Lord 不灭神主 I'm Especially Fair我特别白Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing Also known as: I Only Learned I Was an Emperor After She Broke Off Our Engagement. What's the Use of Crying Your Eyes Out? Zhou Qingyu gave up his Eight-Cycle Divine Art and started over from the beginning as an ordinary mortal, pursuing the Ninth Cycle. By chance, he discovered that just a fraction of the divine art he'd scattered had helped his ex-fiancée, Zhao Yanyun, comprehend the world's greatest sword intent; turned an exiled demon prince into a peerlessly gifted young Demon Sovereign; an 12.3kReads9.0Score914Shelves

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    Recommended by bookworms who have prepared for 7,000 hours

18. 18 鬼 A Ghost Placed a Food Delivery Order, and I Accepted It in a Flash! 鬼下的外卖订单，我秒接！ Sunlight on the Mountain Forest日照山林Mystery1.5M WordsOngoing That day, I received a strange food delivery order. A goddess who had died a tragic death was begging me for help. After that, I became a spirit courier. I clear the way for wronged souls and guide the dead on their final journey! 52.2kReads9.2Score5.3kShelves

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    ["I'll take takeaway orders placed by ghosts in seconds" - A record of a contemporary Taoist priest who works part-time as a rider: Leifa delivers food, stockings cost lives, this five-star review costs one's life!] Who in the family understands! I, a direct disciple of Longhu Mountain, took orders and delivered takeout, and the customer turned out to be a ghost bride who had just died! It starts with the murderous black stockings. When I was strangled by the stockings that appeared out of thin air, I was completely confused - this thing is more difficult to deal with than Party A! The black stockings as thin as cicadas were as hard as steel bars under the blessing of Yin energy. The moment the phone screen lit up, it was even more terrifying: the person who placed the order had just passed away half an hour ago, and the girl with the sweet smile in the photo was performing an aerial strangulation for me with the same black stockings with bows! Do you think I'm writing a supernatural joke? No, this is my daily life! Ever since I registered as a "metaphysics special delivery" rider in the Hungry Group, I ride an e-donkey covered with charms to travel between the Yin and Yang realms every day. Others use insulated boxes to deliver food, but I use soul-crushing bells; customers can only deduct money for negative reviews, but I accept negative reviews and go to hell - literally. But this time I really lost it. The life-threatening black threads flying all over the locust tree forest, each with invisible legs, looked like a Victoria's Secret show that was possessed by a collective. When I used the Xuanting Sword to draw thunder and split the corpse-spotted net, the client's daughter's voice actually floated out from the burnt smell: "Taoist Master... Can you help me tie the bow before I can be saved?" Now the question is: How to keep the rider score while fighting back the wraiths? Click to see the extreme operations of contemporary heavenly masters - thunder method to stir-fry a starving ghost, peach wood sword to skewer ghost barbecue, and tie a bow on the ghost bride's black silk stockings. Warm reminder: Please hold your phone tightly while watching, be careful of the twenty-one stockings sticking out of the screen...

19. 19 十 Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score226.7kShelves

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    My family, I recently discovered a superb novel called "The End of Ten Days". I really couldn't stop reading it, so I must come and chat with you about it! The beginning of the story directly brings people into a tense and exciting atmosphere. The protagonist Chen Yu, an ordinary office worker, originally lived a step-by-step life. That day, he went home from get off work as usual and bought a lottery ticket on the way. Who would have thought that this lottery ticket would become a turning point in his life. As soon as he got home, he suddenly received a mysterious text message on his phone, which read: "You have been selected, the game is about to begin, and the world will end in ten days." Chen Yu thought it was a scam text message at first and did not take it seriously. But then, the TV at home automatically turned on and played a strange video. A man wearing a strange mask appeared on the screen, repeating the content of the text message and explaining in detail the rules of this so-called "game". It turned out that during these ten days, different disasters would befall Chen Yu's city at regular intervals. From earthquakes and fires to all kinds of unimaginable weird events, every disaster is a huge test for human survival. As the selected player, Chen Yu must try his best to survive these disasters and complete a series of mysterious tasks. If he can successfully survive these ten days, he can save the world, otherwise, the world will come to an end. Doesn't this setting make you feel special the first time you hear it? Just like that kind of doomsday survival game, throw an ordinary person into a desperate situation and see how he struggles to survive. Moreover, the author's description is particularly vivid. When I read it, I felt like I was in a world that was about to be destroyed with Chen Yu. For example, when the first disaster - the earthquake, the author wrote this: "The ground suddenly shook violently, the furniture swayed here and there, and the window glass shattered to the ground. Chen Yu almost fell down. He held on to the legs of the table tightly, and in his ears were the frightened screams of people and the roar of the collapse of the house. The chandelier was teetering and might fall down at any time." With just a few words, the feeling of tension and fear came to the face all of a sudden, making people's hearts rise to their throats. Chen Yu is not the kind of person to sit still and wait for death. In the face of successive disasters, he showed amazing calmness and wisdom. In the ruins after the earthquake, he met a girl named Lin Yue. Lin Yue is a doctor. When the earthquake happened, she was on duty at the hospital and managed to escape. The two of them walked together,

20. 20 我 I Cultivate Immortality by Adding Longevity Points. How Will You Respond, Fellow Daoist? 我在长生加点修仙，道友如何应对 Lemon Tea, Tart and Refined!柠檬茶酸雅！Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [System + Transformation + Playing It Safe + Invincible + Immortality + Little Girls + Cuddling + Yuri] Su Bai unexpectedly arrives in a world of immortal cultivation. From the start, she transmigrates as the daughter of a tenant farmer hired by others. Even after a whole year of hard labor, she can't earn more than a few low-grade spirit stones, and the steward still skims her wages! Fortunately, she carries the Myriad Worlds Cauldron, which can take her between different worlds and let her obt 9.6kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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    Loli Lily's Essay on Cultivation of Immortality and Immortality is very novel [I learned it] [Add one to bookshelf]

21. 21 轮 Ten Thousand Reincarnations: I Farm Deaths to Break the Universe 轮回万次：我靠作死刷爆宇宙 Rulemaker规则制定者Urban1.4M WordsOngoing Dead? No, it’s the beginning of a fortune! Lin Feng, an overworked office drone, accidentally binds himself to the [Reincarnation Fortune-Making System]. The rules are simple and brutal: death means rebirth, and only a flamboyant death can bring victory! Every time he opens his eyes, he’s randomly tossed into a brand-new “feel-good novel universe”: One moment he’s humiliating the patriarch who broke off an engagement in a fantasy world; the next, he’s starting from the beginning in an apocalypse 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This refreshing article about reincarnation is written with heart, strength and emotion, and is worth appreciating! Give it a try!! Meet your needs!

22. 22 我 Deicide Learning In A Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1MReads9.9Score175kShelves

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    If you want to be funny, take a look [I learned it] [I learned it] I think it's okay. If you are interested, you can take a look.

23. 23 龟 Tortoise, My Longevity Is Just a Bonus 龟龟我啊，长生只是顺带 Autumn in a Word一言秋Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Immortality + farming with exotic beasts + island management + maxed-out support skills + cautious survival + no female lead] When Mo An wakes up, he discovers that he has become a turtle. Fortunately, he isn’t an ordinary turtle, but a legendary Yin-Yang Longevity Turtle from the cultivation world: a turtle who has been immortal since birth, already standing at the end of every cultivator’s journey, with support abilities maxed out. * Innate Talent: Endless lifespan, immortality Divine Talents 14.3kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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24. 24 我 I Have a Disease. Its Name Is Immortality 我有病，病名，长生 Si Lingmu司灵木Eastern Fantasy557k WordsCompleted [Longevity] [Daily life] [Eras] [Not really a System] … I was sick, terribly sick. From that day on, I fell into a deep sleep. I slept for so long, then woke up, then fell asleep again, for longer and longer stretches. … I thought medicine would cure me. But it didn’t. … Later, I fell asleep again. And woke up again. I looked around, bewildered. My family was gone, and so was Nancheng. I had come to a strange place, where immortals and immortal sects existed. … I thought cultivating immortality 15.1kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
25. 25 只 As Long as I Outlive You All, I'll Be Invincible 只要把你们都熬死，我就能无敌 Sour Candy酸宝Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late 98.2kReads9.3Score8.9kShelves

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    They are all longevity stories with a high rating of 8.0 Or above, some are humorous, some are obscene and developmental. When you think you want to solve the enemy happily, in the eyes of some old people, you are just an ant.

26. 26 长 Immortal Travel of Longevity 长生仙游 Sleepless at Four in the Morning四更不睡Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted An accident brings Chen Changsheng to a world of immortals and martial arts, but he is surrounded by a curse that lets him live only from dawn to dusk. From then on, he comes back to life for just one day every three years, then falls asleep again, trapped in an endless cycle. Yet because of this, immortals from all walks of life mistake him for a sage who has attained the Dao. By a fortunate twist of fate, he embarks on the path of cultivation, searching desperately for a way to break the mayfl 7.6kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
27. 27 都 Urban: I’ve Lived for Ten Thousand Years, and I Can’t Hide It Anymore 都市：长生万年的我瞒不住了 Kui Niu Emperor夔牛皇Urban801k WordsCompleted Ye Tian has lived for ten thousand years. He once helped the First Emperor ascend the throne and unite the six kingdoms. He once sat and discussed the Dao with Laozi. He once enlightened the Buddha beneath a bodhi tree. He even traveled across Europe and helped spark the Renaissance. … In modern times, after far too many years and witnessing countless partings and deaths, he decided to return to an ordinary life. He adopted a child and went to live in the countryside. Eighty years passed in the 7.8kReads8.8Score600Shelves
28. 28 只 I Only Wanted to Slack Off, but Somehow Started Building Reincarnation 只想摸鱼的我莫名开始建立轮回 Duan Yang Hermit端阳居士Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted One heroine + traditional cultivation What is the meaning of life? Chai Yuan didn’t want to know. But after somehow playing with his phone for a while and ending up in this world, he finally felt its greatest malice at the age of fourteen. After losing his family for no apparent reason in the aftermath of a battle between cultivators, the boy had no choice but to set out on an unknown path, a decision he made with grim resolve. Along the way, he unexpectedly discovered that his talent for unders 3.1kReads9.0Score259Shelves
29. 29 长 Eternal Immortality: A Jailor Hiding Out in the Heavenly Prison 长生万古：苟在天牢做狱卒 Qingfeng Riverside青峰浦上Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Smart characters, no brainless plotlines]+ [No System]+ [Cautious survival]+ [Immortality]+ [No heroine]+ [A sly schemer]+ [Political intrigue]+ [Prudent and cautious] Zhang Wu transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes a jailer in the Imperial Prison from the start. For officials, the end of the road is the Imperial Prison. For soldiers, it is dying on the battlefield. For those in the martial world, it is getting killed in a vendetta. None of them meet a good end. If he wants to survive 53.5kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves
30. 30 长 Longevity: Cultivating Through Martial Arts Until the Immortals Die of Old Age 长生：以武入道熬死修仙者 New Leaves in Spring春上新叶Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted The System is unreliable. The moment he transmigrated, the Heavenly Dao killed him. Luckily, the beginner's gift pack he'd received beforehand had already made Li Yuanchang immortal. And so, an ultimate survivor was born. What are peerless prodigies and undefeated emperors? Under the erosion of time, they're all fleeting illusions. No matter how dazzling you are, in the end, you can't withstand the merciless passage of time. He lived through the rise of technology. He also witnessed the sp 48.8kReads8.5Score3.5kShelves
31. 31 长 The Immortal Old Man, Digging Up Graves from the Start 长生小老头，开局挖人坟 Ate a Big Lemon恰了个大柠檬Eastern Fantasy501k WordsCompleted [Sneaky operator] + [play it safe] + [lighthearted] + [comedy] + [everyday life] + [Longevity] He worked as a jailer, overseeing tens of thousands of prisoners and acquiring countless priceless treasures. He worked as a eunuch in the imperial palace, sweeping up fallen leaves and watching dynasties rise and fall. He worked as a menial disciple in an immortal sect, uncovering countless secrets and watching the sect ebb and flow. People called him a miracle doctor, a ruthless bandit, a master thie 1.7kReads8.2Score102Shelves
32. 32 我 In the Celestial Prison, Immortal and Undying 我在天牢，长生不死 Jie Jie戒界Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing [No System + invincible + wish-fulfillment novel + no female lead + fantasy] After Chen Guanlou obtains immortality, he secures a stable job as a prison guard in the imperial prison and begins spending his days slacking off at work. Throughout the long years, he watches them build towering mansions, then watches those mansions collapse. He watches them ascend to the imperial court today, only to become prisoners beneath the steps tomorrow. He watches their families enjoy wealth and honor, then w 347.7kReads8.7Score16.7kShelves
33. 33 只 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久，就没人是我对手 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 12.2kReads9.0Score970Shelves
34. 34 拒 I Refuse to Join the Rat Race of Cultivation. After Ten Thousand Years as a Slacker, I'm Invincible 拒绝内卷修仙，咸鱼万年我无敌了 The Real Boss Kang真正的康总Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Immortality + Laid-Back Protagonist + No Romance + Invincible + AFK Power Growth] He transmigrates into a cultivation world obsessed with competition. Li Qi binds himself to the Laid-Back System and gains an immortality buff. As long as he stays alive, he gets a random attribute point every day. It's no big deal if he's not strong enough. He'll just lie low for a while. “So you're the Golden Core old monster, huh?” “Give me a hundred years. I'll crush you then!” “So you're an immortal?” 7.8kReads8.5Score507Shelves
35. 35 全 The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned 17.2kReads9.6Score3.4kShelves

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