Absurdist Stories 😂😂😂😂😂

1 白 The White Snake At Least I Still Have YousAncient Romance40k WordsCompleted 20.3kReads8.1Score1.4kShelves

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These books are simply masterpieces. You must read them. If you don't read them, you will regret them for the rest of your life. If you read them, you will regret them for five lifetimes.

2 【 [Aberrant] A Breeze Rises in the Grain lModern Romance283k WordsCompleted 2.8kReads8.3Score254Shelves

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Tomato's Three Great Classics

3 女 After Nuwa Wakes Up, Who Will Lead the Class of the Three Realms? Xiuer's LifeAncient Romance512k WordsOngoing 4.2kReads5.8Score254Shelves

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It's so funny. It's really unexpected.

4 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! Magical Little CrowUrban529k WordsCompleted 5.9kReads6.9Score451Shelves

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Su Lang travels through the book and is stuck at the tragic point in the original work at the beginning! As a result, he was bound to the Prodigal Son Return System and gave him a bunch of abstract halos. It was so funny [Adoration][Adoration]

7 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! Little SaltModern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 403.9kReads9.8Score51.9kShelves

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This could be pretty good-looking

9 众 Everyone Builds Me a Golden Statue [Quick Transmigration] Only Eats Three BowlsAncient Romance2.5M WordsCompleted 36.9kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves

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Highly recommended, just grab your phone and enjoy it

11 直 Livestream Variety Show: Sibling Showdown with My Own Brother Warm ChestnutModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves

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①💥 Amateur sister and celebrity brother, they hurt each other on a variety show. They are cheating on each other because of their brother-sister relationship. 🎭"Love" drink exchange. Brother drinks sister's Zhelian root coriander milk: "yue... This thing should only exist in heaven... Yue..."🤮 Sister tastes brother's mint ginger juice American style: "yue... Unique... Yue... Murder..." ▸ **Real record of exchange of gifts** The slingshot is full of thorns: "Sister, are you reincarnated?" The swollen face is allergic to garlands: "Smelly brother, are you a Breaking Bad Master?" 🐒 **Human ancestral scene**: • Climbing up the coconut tree and jumping up and down • Wild monkeys were stunned: "Who is the monkey🐒!" • The prince licking the dog said: "The master said you are not a good match, I deleted the master!" ②Lianzong Mudslide: The amnesiac daughter has created an equal opportunity for everyone💥 Wen Sangyu lost her memory in Lianzong, but she didn't completely lose it. Just remember how to slap her! 🤯 🎭 **Famous scenes**: ▸ **Are the male and female protagonists making pornographic rumors? ** Directly shoot left and right: "Slap therapy, specializes in treating bad mouths" 👋 ▸ **The director shivered**: "If you hit them... You can't hit me..." 🍪 **Special Assistant's Boss's Complaint Meeting**: "The advantage is that he does not scold women (chewing biscuits)" "The disadvantage is that men and women are not distinguished (showing off biscuits)" Wen Sangyu: "... Both men and women scold"

13 傅 Mr. Fu's Sweetheart Is Unsettlingly Perfect Li Zi Is a Little SaltyModern Romance409k WordsCompleted 8.2kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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Abstraction + Boss + Madness 💥 Sang Ling returned from digging wild vegetables and found that the whole family was so mad that hundreds of flowers were blooming! The boss's father and brother, the silly sweet mother, the sweetheart sister-in-law and the adopted sister who likes to crawl in the dark 🎭 Real or fake daughter? Sang Ling: "Then who am I??" Sang's mother (taken out the identification certificate): "Actually, it was the 2345678th twin..." 👶👶👶 Kidney excavation literature "Kidney transplant for asthma? There are traffickers here, police uncle!" 🚨 🍳 Wang's mother angrily cooked two dishes: "Who is hungry young lady? Ask the young master to go to Tianliang Wangpo!" Sang Ling: "Seeing that everyone is still so crazy, I feel relieved."

14 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? Qi Yi ZiAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 119.7kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves

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The first one is about cultivating immortals. It is super abstract and very funny. The second one is a super abstract male and female protagonist. The combination of the male and female protagonists is awesome.

16 亲 It Was Just a Kiss, Why Did They Both Get Poisoned by Rats? I'm Not Director WuModern Romance387k WordsOngoing 2.7kReads—Score459Shelves

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Forcefully recommend me Sister Sanshui and Brother Iwami! ! ! Abstract romance! !

17 长 Teacher Chang Mao Beyond the MountainsModern Romance677k WordsCompleted 155.1kReads9.7Score18.6kShelves

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Both of these books are my favorites. The female protagonist is very funny ~ every step is beyond your expectation. The male protagonists also have their own humor. As the name of the book says, just read it.

18 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious Yan XiaonuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 52.6kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves

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I read one a long time ago. It was really funny. The heroine was too abstract, and the title of the novel was also quite abstract.

19 比 Big Nanny Breaks into a Wealthy Family and Ruins the Whole Family Glazed Misty RainModern Romance826k WordsCompleted 499Reads—Score102Shelves

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The daily nonsense story about the heroine creating various characters has been completed.

20 九 Nine Apertures, Exquisite Heart: I Get Stronger by Going Off the Rails Old Six Who Sneaks Drinks from a Deer's AntlersAncient Romance100k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's too abstract and too confusing. I don't know how the author came up with it. It's really fun to read each chapter, each chapter is different.

21 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles Sine and Cosine Live in the SunModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 34.2kReads9.6Score5.4kShelves

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Wow, this book is amazing. I had to laugh at the cover alone for ten minutes while reading it. I laughed so hard on my bed in the middle of the night🤣There are so many jokes.

22 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! Water Is BlueUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 61.5kReads8.9Score5.2kShelves

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🔥🔥🔥Pilgrim: "Taoist Master, can monks curse?" Fang Yang: "When you curse out, your heart will become clear. If you keep swearing in your heart, your heart will become dirty!" "Pindao tells you that some people are destined to be cursed. If you scold them, it will help them, which is a great merit!" Pilgrim: "Taoist, I hate my teacher at school and my boss at work. What should I do?" Fang Yang: "You have the appearance of an emperor!"

23 开 We Got Our Marriage License from the Start, and My Wife Turned Out to Be a Master of Mysticism Nine-Nine One Grain of MilletModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 27.9kReads9.1Score4.2kShelves

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Four books at a time, one about the entertainment industry, one about time travel, one about the three-year-old that made everyone laugh, and finally the strange story about the rules [laughs][laughs]

31 让 They Sent You on a Dating Show, So Why Are You Taking the Seniors' Home to a Karaoke Bar? Loose SoilUrban351k WordsOngoing 22Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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No CP+Abstract+Funny💥 **The author of the side story, Gu Yi, was transformed into a failed artist, and was cast into an abnormal love drama by black fans. 😃 🎭 Sending warmth to the hell-level nursing home: ▸ Fighting King's filial piety. Pull a horse for the uncle and help the aunt turn her A4 waist🤸 The uncle covers his head and sheds tears when he wants to speak. The aunt covered her face, eh~ eh~ her A4 waist hurts. ▸ Qiangwei cartoonist distributed his works as condolences. Uncle: My eyes hurt after reading something I shouldn't have. Doctor: Uncle, have you tried this? Uncle:? ? ? 📚 🚑 Doctor: Grandpa and aunt, it's nothing serious. It's just that the activities in a nursing home have to be controlled. Ahem. Dean: You have misunderstood! The folk customs in our hospital are simple and honest... The lights of the disco music were flashing behind the scenes. Gu Yi made a decisive move and directly led the caravan, Miss K and Brother K: "Grandpa and grandma, get excited!"💃

32 想 I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the Emperor Pushes Me into the Harem Battles Wooden RaisinAncient Romance328k WordsCompleted 10.6kReads9.3Score826Shelves

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This book is really good to read, the heroine's words are very silly [admiration] [licking the screen]

33 我 I Jumped into the Sea, and Now You're Telling Me I Got the Wrong Script? Lin QinModern Romance358k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.6Score122Shelves

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Beautiful, highly recommended!

34 哎 Hey, Where's the Fourth Wall? Mine Card Is ComingUrban36k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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35 这 This Is a Book You Can Never Finish Blue-Haired LightningUrban2.8M WordsOngoing 3.2kReads5.8Score301Shelves

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The author slept soundly [laughs]

39 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! Drinking Wine and Listening to the RainModern Romance713k WordsCompleted 27.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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I'll make money after seeing these two books

41 萧 Autumn Leaves Send a Chill Through the Air Grand Ancestor Song Ting499k WordsCompleted 3kReads9.2Score427Shelves

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These three books are really funny

42 全 The Whole World Thinks There’s Something Going On Between Us I'm ExcellentModern Romance242k WordsCompleted 1.7kReads8.9Score350Shelves

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This book is very abstract. The heroine and the hero are both abstract and very funny. Although sometimes I don't know what I am laughing at after laughing, but I really couldn't stop laughing while reading it.

43 7 Game 749: Become a Zombie at the Beginning I'm Not a Madam, Am I?Mystery1.5M WordsOngoing 53.9kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves

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We are serious about abstraction. Even in horror stories, the plot is written very smoothly and is so attractive.

44 我 My Foot-Picking Leader I Don't Know the End of the MonthModern Romance67k WordsCompleted 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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Abstract protagonist, you, are worth watching!

45 磁 Magnetic Field Rotation! The Doomsday God of War! Turtle in the Grass152k WordsCompleted 100Reads—Score—Shelves

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Gua! I recommend myself! ! Definitely fits the title! At present, there are more than 40,000 words in the early 40s and more than 40 book fans add bookshelves!

46 为 To Save the Cockroach, He Stole His Daughter's Kidney Sa Feng Is Outrageous20k WordsCompleted 2Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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See if it's abstract enough

47 沙 The Female Supporting Role Bravely Breaks into the Entertainment Industry Mango Juice Without SugarModern Romance222k WordsCompleted 151Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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The CP can be calculated as you like, sand sculpture + hilarious + abstract, it is a rare thing in the entertainment industry that does not tear up the text. The current male and female protagonists and the original male and female protagonists coexist peacefully and play abstract, and I can't stop laughing. 🥹 Su Jiaojiao transforms into a sideshow female supporting character who can no longer be cannon fodder in the entertainment industry. The two top performers on the variety show were in a mess. Su Jiaojiao: Why did you fall so hard? Erha: I'm practicing hip-hop. Su Jiaojiao: I can dance well with men, women and children. Erha: Shut up. In the cooking competition, Su Jiaojiao spreads pancakes and frantically adds ingredients to the pancakes: Is it enough for the kids? Is it enough for kids? Not enough for me to lie in the pancake. Erha: Remember to grab a handful of green onions when you lie in there. Su Jiaojiao was in awe: You have quite a strong taste. Erha stuffed all kinds of fillings into the buns, and finally stuffed two walnuts. Beauty had the best idea of ​​stir-fried shredded potatoes with shredded ginger. The three pure hate warriors in the kitchen each had their own evil ways. The "starving to death type", "perish together type" and "free play type" were tied for last place.

48 女 The Heroine Threw Mud at Me, So Tonight I'll Dig Up Her Family's Grave Grinning RabbitModern Romance648k WordsCompleted 2.8kReads9.0Score441Shelves

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The heroine can go crazy at any time and it's great to curse people.

49 没 No Traffic? I Woke up to the Bad Writing System! Popsicles Without Cilantro7k WordsCompleted 1Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Recommend a short story to summarize, the author no longer knows what heaven and earth are.

50 咦 Hey, the Villain's Husband Is Not the Hero? Mu Mu ZixiModern Romance252k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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The delicate and healing novel about a wealthy family is different from the conventional novel. The male protagonist does not force himself to be paranoid, but will silently settle the drunk heroine and comfort her family. The friendship between best friends running in both directions is particularly heart-breaking. The daily scenes of running away in a hurry after being drunk and begging for mercy are easy to cure, and there is no pressure to read.