They Sent You on a Dating Show, So Why Are You Taking the Seniors' Home to a Karaoke Bar?

Name: They Sent You on a Dating Show, So Why Are You Taking the Seniors' Home to a Karaoke Bar?
Author: Loose Soil

让你上恋综，你带敬老院玩商K？

by Loose Soil (散土)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 351k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Everyone’s here for the laughs + mildly risqué + civilian guests + absurd antics + sharp-tongued】 An author of risqué novels transmigrates into the body of a disgraced celebrity, who happens to look like a male model from a commercial karaoke club. Wherever he goes in the entertainment industry, people accuse him of being kept by a rich patron or being the mistress of a married actress. His antis vote him onto the dating show Unnatural Attraction. The first group activity has the male and female guests visit a nursing home to spread some kindness. While everyone else helps out and asks after the residents, he rents out a commercial karaoke club to give the seniors an emotional boost. Old man: “I’ve lived eighty years, and this is my first time seeing a commercial karaoke club!” Old woman: “I’ve spent my whole life behaving myself, and only today did I discover who I really am!” Netizens: “Gu Yi, try acting like a decent person!” The second task is a betting challenge. Facing a pure and innocent female guest, Gu Yi recites just two tongue twisters: “To fish, go to the island to fish. If you don’t go to the island, you can’t fish.” “Big chicken, big pear, big fence; big chicken, big pear, big fence.” Female guest: “How hard can it be? Watch me catch a **big *chicken******.” Director: “We can’t air that! We can’t air that!” The third task is to do whatever the netizens say. He fills a suitcase with rocks, takes a taxi to the beach, and asks the driver to help throw them into the sea. He locks eyes with a police officer for five seconds, then turns and runs. He goes to the market to buy meat, asks the butcher to slice it, cut it into strips, mince it, then says he doesn’t want it after all. …

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First review! Santu's "Let You Go to Love Variety Show, Will You Bring a Nursing Home to Play Shang K?" " Is a time-travel novel. The author of a side-story novel has his soul transformed into Gu Yi, an artist with a collapsed house. He is also surrounded by scandals because of his appearance. This unlucky character makes people feel sad and want to laugh at the same time. Anti-fans sent him to the romance drama "Abnormal Heartbeat", and he started a nonsensical life journey. The romance task segment can be called a large-scale "prank" scene. Others went to the nursing home to express love, but Gu Yi was better and directly took the uncle and aunt to play Shang K. The uncle and aunt were very happy. The subsequent mission was even more outrageous. Worth staying up late to read!
6 likes1y ago
The front part without the surname Ye is really pretty, but after the one with the surname Ye came out, I couldn't stand it anymore... It always felt like it was a harem story? Forget it, I removed it, but the front part is really good, give it a thumbs up\(•ㅂ•)/♥
5 likes1y ago
This is the first time I see a vulgar-looking protagonist, and the agent is also very helpful👍
5 likes1y ago
I read it and found it very wonderful. The highest state of laughter is not the croaking of a goose, but the soundless laughter.，，""""，，！
4 likes1y ago
So funny, hahaha
1 like1y ago
Good reviews, except for the fact that there is no female protagonist, the rest are good reviews, very good food
1 like1y ago
It's very funny. It's very funny whether you watch or listen to it. I finished watching the part Aoli gave and listened to it from the beginning again. Hahaha, I couldn't stop at all. I was twice as happy [laughing]
1 like1y ago
A work of conscience! ! ! ! It's so funny, I couldn't stop laughing after watching it in one sitting! ! ! ! Try to update
1 like1y ago
Beautiful, the ceiling in sand sculpture
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Good, very good, always good
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