Please Recommend Funny Journey to the West Stories 跪求推西游搞笑文
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Journey to the West: I Make the Pilgrimage Harder 西游:我给取经加难度
Tang Xuan wakes up to find himself in another world. And it's the world of Journey to the West. He's even become Tang Sanzang. And so! The great tiger of Shuangcha Ridge has become the ancient divine beast Lu Wu, Liu Boqin has become a ghostly minion, and after finally getting past him, Tang Xuan discovers that Mount Five Finger has turned into Mount Buzhou... What should he do when the Monkey King is about to be crushed to death? Waiting for answers online, urgently!
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Journey to the West: This Demon Isn’t Right 西游之这个妖怪不对劲儿
[The author's previous novel is complete at over one million characters. Quality guaranteed!] What do you do when you transmigrate into the world of Journey to the West? What do you do when you transmigrate as a weakling demon king? What do you do when you transmigrate as a leopard hiding on South Mountain? Luckily, I have the source of good fortune on my side! Chen Yuan: Huh? Wait, something's not right! How is a mighty demon king like me supposed to serve Tang Sanzang tea and water? Black Wind
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Journey to the West? No! Hear My Decree, Monks: March West to Spirit Mountain 西游?不!传贫僧法旨,西征灵山
At Little Leiyin Temple, Tang Sanzang recites a rebellious poem. At Eagle Sorrow Stream, the White Dragon sends a false letter? At Lion Camel Ridge, the demons arrange themselves by rank, while Tang Sanzang speaks fervently of his lifelong ambition? What would happen at the end of Journey to the West if Tang Sanzang grew stronger every time he took on a new disciple? Sun Wukong: “I'll storm Leiyin Temple and destroy Mount Ling. If I leave and never return, then so be it!” Zhu Bajie: “Tathagata's
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Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang Renounced the Secular Life from the Start, and Buddhism Still Wants to Flourish? 西游:开局唐僧还俗,佛门还想大兴?
Lin Cheng transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes Tang Sanzang. During the Water and Land Dharma Assembly, Guanyin intends to gift him the Brocade Kasaya and the Nine-Ringed Monk's Staff, guiding Xuanzang to fulfill his mission to the West. Lin Cheng: “What the heck? You want me to be a puppet of Buddhism, working for a bunch of monks? No way!” Just then, the Supreme System activates. Lin Cheng promptly tears up the kasaya and casts aside the Buddhist treasures. He lays o
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Journey to the West: Sign In at Five Finger Mountain from the Start 西游:开局签到五指山
Overnight, he transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West, taking over the body of Tang Sanzang as he sets out from Chang'an. With a shaved head and a sign-in System, he begins his journey. Sign in at Five Finger Mountain and receive a Chaos-grade cultivation art and Golden Immortal-level cultivation! Sign in at Wuzhuang Temple and receive seeds of the Ten Great Primordial Spiritual Roots! Sign in at Flaming Mountain and receive the essence of a primordial flame! Sign in at Great Thunder
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Journey to the West: From the Start, I Killed Tang Sanzang 西游:开局我打死了唐僧
Reborn as a Sand Monk from the start, he has eaten nine generations of Pilgrims. The System tells him to wreak havoc. Sure thing! Is killing Tang Sanzang once, twice, or three times enough? If not, he can use Bodhisattvas instead. Anyway, as the Sand Monk of the Journey to the West crew, I’m the strongest. [The author did not use the Primordial World genre as a reference, and there are no Sages or anything of the sort!]
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Xuanhuan: I, Tang Sanzang, Wreck Journey to the West and Shock the Three Realms 玄幻:我唐僧玩坏西游,震惊三界
Chen Xuan arrives in the world of Journey to the West and discovers he has become Tang Sanzang, just as the pilgrimage is about to begin. I am who I am. I’m no Golden Cicada, and I’m no Tang Sanzang either. The Three Realms send Guanyin, Taibai Jinxing, and the Great Master Xuandu to hurry him along. After the three resort to crying, throwing tantrums, and threatening to hang themselves, Chen Xuan sets out on the journey. Fine, let’s play. I’ll make sure to wreck this whole Journey to the West.
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Sun Wukong: Trapped on the Day of Havoc in Heaven 孙悟空:我困在大闹天宫那一天
The hundredth time I shoved my Golden Cudgel into the Hall of Miraculous Clouds, even the Jade Emperor's glass lamp was too tired to shatter again. “Monkey! Are you ever going to stop?” The Jade Emperor tossed aside his crown, bloodshot eyes showing the toll of countless sleepless nights. “You've stripped my peach garden bare three times already!” The Queen Mother shrank into her throne. “This time, are you going to kick the left side or the right? Just get it over with!” Only the Buddha's colos
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Journey to the West: I Became Sun Wukong's System 西游:我成了孙悟空的系统
[Journey to the West + Multiple Heroines + Defiant to the Core] The protagonist teaches Sun Wukong divine abilities ahead of time, prompting Patriarch Bodhi to come to his door and take him as a disciple. From childhood, the protagonist teaches Tang Sanzang to drink, eat meat, and visit pleasure boats. The protagonist and Sun Wukong steal the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li’s pagoda, then have Nezha use his Fire-Tipped Spear to stab Li Jing in the kidneys. The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of the Wes
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Tales of Flower-Fruit Mountain 花果山往事
The Great Sage is trapped beneath Five Elements Mountain, and Flower-Fruit Mountain has become a rigid fortress of hierarchy. The monkeys are divided into the Brahmin Cave, Kshatriya Cave, Vaishya Cave, Shudra Cave, and the lowest of all, the “Dalit Cave.” Chi Ling, chairman of the Flower-Fruit Mountain Management Committee, says that if the monkeys want to raise money to rescue the Great Sage, they just have to work themselves to the bone. Then the Great Sage’s seal can be lifted, and once he
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Code Name: Qitian 代号:齐天
Code Name 037, the strongest combat-modified warrior in the wasteland! She once used a single alloy staff to pierce the “Mechanical Heavenly Court,” only to be imprisoned deep underground for a hundred years, with a “Golden Headband Curse” on her head that made her wish she were dead. When nuclear radiation swallowed the surface, an Authority opened her cell. “Retrieve the ‘Spark Source’ for me, and unlock the death chip in your brain!” She returned to the world above on a personal flying craft,
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I Sent You to Fetch the Scriptures, So Why Are You Crying Hard Enough to Make Buddha Renounce the World? 让你取经,你竟哭得如来想还俗?
Dream of the Red Chamber + Journey to the West + wild imagination + comedy I, Lin Daiyu, a frail beauty, have become Tang Sanzang, the holy monk of the Great Tang. My golden finger has awakened, but it comes with a huge drawback: the more I cry, the stronger I get, and the stronger I get, the more I want to cry. From then on, the journey west goes completely off the rails. When we encounter the Yellow Wind Demon, the wind blows so hard I can barely open my eyes, and two teardrops roll down my
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Journey to the West: From the Start, I Possessed Tang Sanzang, and I Am Terrifyingly Powerful 西游:开局夺舍唐僧,我强的可怕
[Journey to the West Cultivation] [Primordial Powerhouses] [System] I, Tang Ming, was just an office drone. After getting run over by a truck, I transmigrated into Tang Sanzang. It was hell mode from the start: Guanyin was up ahead, psychologically manipulating me, while my disciples were behind me, ready to drag me down. What should I do? Asking online, and I'm in a real hurry! Luckily, my System plays by its own rules! I took Sun Wukong as my disciple, and my cultivation rose in sync to the pe
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Cultivating Immortality in a Great Era 大时代修仙
[A System Yet No System, Reborn Yet Not Truly Reborn] Lu Renjia took on an immortal tribulation for the Immortal Emperor. After cultivating for three hundred years, he ascended to the Immortal Realm, only to find that it was nothing like he had imagined. There were no constant fights over the slightest disagreement here, only schemes and business deals... Ancient Sacred Physiques worked in the mines, sword geniuses chopped vegetables, cultivators of the Way of Light cleaned filth in the toilets,
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Journey to the West: A Nonsensical Scripture 西游:无厘头经
A fresh concept, an imagination that runs wild, and nonstop laughs Absurd Journey to the West: Every Trial Is a Chinese Idiom or Riddle This Journey to the West Is Packed with Jokes: One Riddle for Every Trial Journey to the West Has Gone Crazy, Beating Demons with Comedy Alone The Buddha Has Lost It! He Wants to Replace the Sutras with Nonsense First Trial: The Expectant Chicken, Mistaking a Chicken Feather for an Imperial Decree From the start, the first trial is already outrageous: make a chi
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Journey to the West: The Heavens Merge, and I Become the Strongest Trial! 西游:诸天合体,我成最强一难!
[Decisive and Ruthless] [The Fourth Calamity] [True Journey to the West] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] (Note: This is a comedy, not a serious story.) Gu Bai transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes the husband of the White Bone Spirit, the White Bone Great Sage. After learning that his wife was beaten to death by Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong with three blows of his staff, he faces a difficult choice. Choice one: avenge his wife by standing against the four pilgrims, o
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Great Sage! Please Settle My Tab Too 大圣!把在下的账也平了吧
Xianxia fantasy + a Journey to the West spin-off + a mythic pilgrimage with a twist As everyone knows, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, is also called the Great Sage Who Balances the Books. So it seems perfectly reasonable to have him settle this little debt of mine, doesn't it? Book-balancing in the early chapters, explosive action later on. From the moment Lin Yue transmigrated, the course of this Journey to the West world had already begun to change.
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Journey to the West: Great Sage, Dare You Stir Up Mount Ling Again? 西游:大圣,可敢再闹灵山?
[Goofy comedy + absurdity + wisecracking narrator + a touch of the world misinterpreting things + no female lead + wild imagination + fast-paced] My name is Gu Changsheng. I’m a carefree immortal… Just kidding, a rogue immortal, though technically the well-connected sort. I gave the Stone Monkey prenatal lessons and was once a brother to the Handsome Monkey King. I was an honored guest at the Dragon Palace, and I joined the Great Sage in causing Havoc in Heaven, fighting all the way to the trea
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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Heavenly Abyss 天渊
(The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw
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Journey to the West: I Started by Feeding Monkeys in Southern Jambudvipa 西游:从南瞻部洲喂猴开始
[A protagonist who grows]+ [No System]+ [Not invincible]+ [Pure Journey to the West] + [No Primordial World!!! No Investiture of the Gods!!!] Hello, I'm Lin Yu. I transmigrated. The good news: I inherited ten thousand taels of gold as soon as I arrived, so I'm financially free! The bad news: I transmigrated into Journey to the West, and to the monsters, I'm nothing but a tasty morsel! You're telling me that the monster who can punch a building to pieces is named Little Drill Wind!? And you call
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Wukong Burns the Heavens: The Heavenly Dao Is Unjust? I Am Destiny! 悟空焚天:天道不公?吾即天命!
[Black Myth + Xianxia Fantasy + Over-the-Top Action + Hilarious Comedy + Journey to the West + Mysterious Reincarnation + System + Primordial World + Rules Horror + Spiritual Qi Revival + Urban Fantasy + Sci-Fi] It’s pure adrenaline from start to finish, with explosive thrills and laughs that’ll have you crying out loud. Not a moment of frustration in sight! The battle between gods and demons turns into a comedy, while the rules horror hides clues to the cycle of reincarnation. The Great Sage se
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A Ghostly Life, Smiling as I Forget 幽冥笑忘生
[Comedic underworld + cultivating ghosts and immortals + rule-based horror + wild mythological ideas + xuanhuan + reborn + adventures across the Three Realms + comeback + mystery-solving + satisfying payoff + System] Also known as: Wrong Soul Hook from the Start! Hilariously Outsmarting the Three Realms Others cultivate immortality by chasing power. He cultivates ghosts by chasing laughs! A hilarious new blend of suspense, urban fantasy, immortal cultivation, adventure, and ghost cultivation! Co
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The Remixed Journey to the West: A Chaotic Stew 魔改版西游:一锅乱炖
[Fantasy + Wild Reimagining] [Comedy + Sharp Tongues] [Journey to the West + No Romance] “I’m a good young man doing my nine years of compulsory education. How did I transmigrate in such a ridiculous, confusing way? Fine, I transmigrated, but why did I turn into a bald monk?!” “Mom, somebody save him! (๑ १д१)” “Other people transmigrate and become big shots. Why am I a weakling Tang Sanzang from the start, the one every monster wants to take a bite out of for the meat of immortality?!”
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Hilarious Journey to the West: Transmigrating to the Modern Age 爆笑西游,穿越现代
A hilarious Journey to the West, transmigrated into the modern era
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The Guo Family's Crosstalk: A Twisted Take on Journey to the West 郭氏相声之歪批西游
Teacher Guo: Xiao Kou, why did you decide to write a novel that's all crosstalk? It's one of a kind online. Aren't you worried it's too niche and nobody will read it? Me: Because I truly love crosstalk. Teacher Guo: Oh, plenty of people love crosstalk! Even the old man who fixes bicycles at the end of the alley can crack a few jokes. Who do you think you are? Me: I'm nobody special. I'm just... worried. Teacher Guo: Worried? Did an elephant in your family crash an airplane? Me: Not an elephant!
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Journey to the West: Working at the Heavenly Court's Peach Garden, I Get Strong by Grinding 西游:人在天庭蟠桃园,变强暴肝
After dying from overwork, office drone Li Changshou wakes up as Heaven’s most miserable laborer: a strongman in the Peach Garden! A lowly worker in the Celestial Court? Killed on a whim? Li Changshou looks at the rusty hoe in his hands and feels the crushing insignificance of someone who could drop dead at any moment. He lets out an office drone’s furious cry: This is even more exploitative than 996! At the brink of despair, the King of Overwork System activates! [Mission: Work yourself to the
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Everyone Calls Me the Great Sage, but I Just Want to Chop Wood 都叫我大圣,可我只想砍柴
“Oh? That’s all you’ve got, ‘Oh’? Don’t you want to go in and have a look? Don’t you want the treasure?” “No.” The old monkey grew anxious and paced around twice before saying, “W-well, if anyone can get through that waterfall and come out safely, we’ll all make him our king! He’ll rule over all of Flower-Fruit Mountain! How impressive would that be?” “Not impressive. I’m not interested. Do you need firewood chopped?” The old monkey: “…” “Go to the Eastern Sea? Why would I go to the Eastern
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A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙
A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but
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A Hilarious Journey to the West: Yes, It's All About the Jokes 搞笑西游:没错,玩的就是搞笑
[System] + [Comedy] + [No-brainer] There’s no synopsis. Why would you need one? You’d have to use your brain to read a synopsis, so I’m not going to write one. I know you don’t need one either!
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Xuanzang's Journey into the Journey to the West 闯入西游的玄奘
After Xuanzang of history passed away, he transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and discovered that Li Shimin there was his sworn elder brother. What stories will they have in the world of Journey to the West? What new adventures await him and his three disciples? This Xuanzang from history isn't timid or indecisive. He sincerely cares for his disciples. This is a completely reimagined Journey to the West, a story of souls transmigrating, being reborn, and transmigrating again. It
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Journey to the West: Zhu Bajie, the Rebellious Scumbag, and the Ring of the Demon Ring 西游:反骨渣男猪八戒,魔戒的戒
[Fantasy Xianxia] [Farming and Conquest] [No System] [Multiple Heroines] [Scheming Strategist] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] Tian Peng feels deeply misunderstood. So what if he has a Treasure-Gathering Immortal Ring, more money than he can spend, more top-grade pills than he can eat, more supreme magical artifacts than he can use, and a little primordial aura to temper his body? Is that really any reason to get on his case? So what if he transmigrated here, knows a little of what’s going to ha
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Rules of the Journey to the West: I Am the Great Sage 规则西游:我为大圣
Exclusive on Tomato! Sun Wukong becomes a breaker of rules, and Flower-Fruit Mountain is targeted for BUG removal? The gods and Buddhas are having a collective meltdown! Who else gets it, folks? Other people transmigrate into Journey to the West and follow the script: pay their respects, seek the scriptures, and play their parts. I transmigrate as Sun Wukong: from the start, I rip apart the Tathagata’s code and smash the rules chain of Five Elements Mountain! [System: You are a world BUG, born t
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Journey to the West's Wage Slaves All Want to Quit! 西游打工人,集体想辞职!
A pilgrimage? Who’d want this crappy job anyway! When the eighty-one trials become performance targets, the Great Sage’s golden cudgel just wants to clock out, and the Headband Curse is used to punish Tang Sanzang for snoring... Welcome to the most “checked-out” pilgrimage crew in history! A sharp-tongued holy monk, a hot-tempered Monkey Brother, a gluttonous Bajie, a paranoid Sha Wujing, plus a rich young dragon who wants to change jobs every day. The monsters kidnap Tang Sanzang not to gain im
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Wukong Turns into a Zombie? Bilu Wen, Hurry and Stuff Him into the Alchemy Furnace 悟空变丧尸?弼驴温快塞他进丹炉
[Wild premise + urban fantasy + Journey to the West + comedy + reborn + System] Zombie Chang’e falls in love with me, quick, hide in the men’s room! Zombie Yang Jian wants to eat me, so I smear Baba all over my mouth! Zombie Wukong comes looking for me, so I’ll roast his butt! Bi Lu Wen is reborn. Survival guide for the apocalypse: 1. Hunt down self-righteous do-gooders. 2. Livestream sales. 3. Kill more male zombies. 4. Eat, drink, and be merry. 5. Refine pills and treasures. 6. Stockpile more
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The Afterstory of Wukong's Startup 悟空创业后记
After Sun Wukong became a Buddha, he insisted on starting a business. The result is just what you’d expect: his Buddhahood was taken away, his Golden Cudgel confiscated, and he was left drowning in debt before jumping into the River of Forgetfulness. But he didn’t quite die. He crawled out of the river as a little monkey with not a shred of magic power. Some laughed at him: the Victorious Fighting Buddha had fallen so low he was selling beef noodles. Others kicked him while he was down: his old
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Journey to the West: From the Start, I Made Empress Houtu My Big Sister 西游:开局认后土娘娘当姐姐
After becoming sworn siblings with Houtu in the Underworld, Lin Xuan doodles in the Book of Life and Death with his left hand and force-feeds his monkey bro immortal pills with his right! The Buddhist sect roars in fury: “How dare you, insolent brat?” Lin Xuan clings to the biggest backer in the Three Realms and wails, “Sis! Those baldies are beating me up!” From then on, he rules the Underworld, and the fated course of Journey to the West is smashed to pieces.
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Remnants of the Jie Sect! Turning Journey to the West into a Joke for the Three Realms 截教余孽!让西游成三界笑话
After the Calamity of Investiture of the Gods, the Jie Sect fell into decline. The Master of the Heavens could not accept this, so he secretly raised Youquan, an anomaly, and laid an evil scheme spanning ten thousand years! His goal: stop the Journey to the West, no matter the cost! From placing a curse on Jin Chanzi’s true spirit, turning the banks of the Flowing Sand River into a blood feast for nine lifetimes, to spreading cutthroat competition across Flower-Fruit Mountain and opening a “Tort
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Abolished from the Immortal Register from the Start? I Turn Around and Sue the Thunder Bureau! 开局被废仙籍?反手状告雷部!
Ding! Your “Number One Legal Office of the Three Realms” has received a new case! VIP Client: Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong Case Description: After becoming a Buddha, the Buddhist sect withheld a thousand years of incense offerings. He demands back pay and compensation for emotional distress! VIP Client: Third Lotus Prince, Nezha Case Description: Because he was reborn in a lotus body, he requests to sever his “father-son relationship under the Celestial Rules” with Li Jing, the Pagoda-
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