Wukong Turns into a Zombie? Bilu Wen, Hurry and Stuff Him into the Alchemy Furnace

[Wild premise + urban fantasy + Journey to the West + comedy + reborn + System]

Zombie Chang’e falls in love with me, quick, hide in the men’s room!

Zombie Yang Jian wants to eat me, so I smear Baba all over my mouth!

Zombie Wukong comes looking for me, so I’ll roast his butt!

Bi Lu Wen is reborn. Survival guide for the apocalypse:

1. Hunt down self-righteous do-gooders. 2. Livestream sales. 3. Kill more male zombies. 4. Eat, drink, and be merry. 5. Refine pills and treasures. 6. Stockpile more immortal maidens.

Lin Xun steals half of Lord Lao’s treasure-refining manual and uses Lord Lao’s alchemy furnace to craft magical treasures by hand on Earth. He refines pills to save the world and even creates a global Wi-Fi network!

What should I do when I meet Xiao Qing, a snake immortal with an awakened System? Go steal some treasures together? If we can’t beat them, we’ll run...

The Seven Fairies: Why are the magical treasures you make only good for one use?

[“Can’t be helped. This is Earth. Find me some aerospace materials and I’ll make you a really big sword?”]

Little Daji: Will this pill make me prettier and stronger?

[“Sorry, you can only choose: A, become uglier and stronger; B, become prettier and weaker!”]

Bai Suzhen: The Holy Buddha led me here. Why is this world so strange?

[“Yeah. The ability users all have fortresses, and those weirdos who awaken Systems are even more outrageous. Remember to take a teleportation talisman when you go out!”]