Looking for Books That’ll Make You Roll Around Laughing in Bed, Ideally with Cultivation! 求能让人在床上笑的打滚的书,最好是修仙的!
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- 451 I'm the Cannon Fodder Villainess. So What If I Give Up? 我,炮灰女配,摆烂怎么了! Sheng Xi transmigrates into a novel about a heroine adored by everyone, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting character whose only purpose is to serve as a stepping stone for the beloved heroine! Faced with a deadly start, Sheng Xi wisely backs down and heads down the mountain in the middle of the night to find a new sect where she can lie flat. Hmph. Whoever wants to be a stepping stone can do it themselves. Her new sect has simple relationships and no performance reviews. Every one of her se 13.7kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
- 452 Warhammer's Fourth Tyranid Invasion Is Too Brutal 战锤第四天灾太凶猛 This is not a mindless power fantasy. You need to use your brain to understand it. If you can't, stop leaving random ratings in the reviews. The protagonist transmigrates into Warhammer 40K, only to find himself on the day Cadia falls! Chaos roars in his ears, while before his eyes the Astra Militarum are fed into a meat grinder as cannon fodder. His chance of survival is just 0.00017%! After awakening the Historical Chronicler System, he can sense pivotal moments in history and record key frag 25Reads—Score—Shelves
- 453 My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏,师妹她是个中翘楚 What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the 20.6kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
- 454 Night Watchman in the Mythical Three Kingdoms 我在神话三国打更 Wang Shao, a modern transmigrator, finds himself condemned to death in the late Han dynasty. Relying on extraordinary intelligence and his awakened Eye of Truth, he proves his innocence in a desperate situation and earns a place in the Night Patrol Office. As mysteries, battles, and schemes escalate in turn, he joins forces with Cao Cao, Diao Chan, and other companions to solve bizarre cases like the Skinning Demon and the Ghost Market Nursery Rhyme, while being swept into the chaos of the Yell 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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After I Transmigrated, I Made It Big Through Legal Education 穿越后我靠普法做大做强
[Transmigration + System + cultivation + strong female lead + growing heroine + ensemble cast] Practicing lawyer Lin Jian Yue transmigrates to a cultivation world and brings along a divine beast System that rewards her with magical treasures, pills, spirit stones, and more whenever she teaches people the law. Talk about a perfect match for her expertise! … Lin Jian Yue: “I don’t know anything about cultivation!! (•'╻'• ۶)۶ But nobody knows the law better than me ^_^. Hit a cultivation bottlene
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- 456 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了,只有我是穿越的 [Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning 3.4kReads9.0Score599Shelves
- 457 My Words Shatter the Heavens: Ranting My Way Through the Apocalypse 嘴破苍穹:吐槽踏平末日 As the shadow of the apocalypse falls over Jiangcheng, one sharp-tongued teenager jokes his way through hordes of zombies. Mouthy Enough to Flatten the Apocalypse: A masterpiece that will make you laugh until your stomach aches and keep you so tense you can barely breathe! This is no ordinary apocalypse novel, but a riotous celebration of sharp wit and zombies! While everyone else trembles in fear, Wang Shao actually spends his time leisurely collecting "Emotion Points," using the sharpest tongu 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 458 The Cultivation World’s Most Popular Heartthrob Is Fishing in a Love War Again Today 修仙界万人迷今天也在修罗场钓鱼 [Universal heartthrob + multiple male leads + sex without love + all characters are pure + sweet romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + love rivals everywhere] A 21st-century college student is bound to a fishpond System and moves among seven powerful men. She juggles the male leads while constantly changing her secret identities and frantically improving her cultivation. Just as Su Jiuyue successfully broke through to the Tribulation Transcendence stage, kicked all seven powerful men to the cu 2.7kReads9.0Score383Shelves
- 459 I Can Summon Immortals by Annoying People 我气人能召唤神仙 Lin Fan, a 996 office drone, transmigrates into the cultivation world and becomes its lowest-ranking servant disciple: at the first level of Qi Refining, dressed in rags, cheated out of his pills, and spending every day chopping wood and cleaning the outhouse. Just when he thinks life could not be more miserable than instant noodles, he activates the "Annoy People, Summon Gods System" by mouthing off: "Mouth off to people to earn Summoning Points. Save up enough, and you can summon Chinese gods 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊
[What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just
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In a Psychiatric Hospital, Helping My Fellow Patients Attack the Heavenly Court 人在精神病院,帮病友攻打天庭
Bright Light Mental Hospital: If your illness is mild, don't come here. Wang Zhi transmigrated by accident, landing in a mental hospital with ten lives to his name. His mission: survive. Wang Zhi thought this was just an unremarkable beginner village, but it turned out to be packed with ultimate bosses, each terrifyingly powerful and more devious than the last. “Matchmaker: Hey, little brother, want a wife? No problem if you can't afford the bride price. We offer bride-price loans!” “So it's
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Soul-Seizing Immortal Emperor 摄魂仙帝
In my previous life, I proved the Dao with my divine soul and looked down upon all the worlds. In this life, I will use my remnant soul as a guide to forge an invincible path anew. Those who insult me will have their souls seized with a single thought and be tormented by inner demons; those who betray me will have their spirits taken with a flick of my finger and be cast into the underworld for all eternity. In this life, I rise from humble beginnings and endure trials of blood and fire. See how
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Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰
[Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi
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- 464 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭,千愿之约 “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 465 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠:请剑人斩妖 (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.7kReads6.2Score159Shelves
- 466 Call Me: The Legal Eagle 请叫我:律政先锋 "Your Honor, as my client's ex-husband, the opposing party is required to pay alimony!" "Those two kids aren't mine. Why should I have to pay child support?" "..." "I request that the opposing party be executed by firing squad!" "Why is that, sir?" "He hit and killed my sheep with his car. I want a life for a life!" "..." What do you mean, your wife got arrested in a prostitution raid? What do you mean, you broke into someone's home and stole 1.7 yuan? What do you mean, you embezzled public fund 229Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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- 468 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹,拒绝飞升 A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 469 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 470 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命! Fortune-telling is prohibited! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 471 Loyal Souls of the Red Earth 红土忠魂 A realistic war story about the Sino-Vietnamese War of Self-Defense. It portrays the brutality of war and humanity’s longing and yearning for peace. In human society, peaceful development never lasts long, and a happy life is never easy to come by. 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 472 Five Yue Battle Blades 五越战刃 I transmigrated into the crown prince of an ancient fictional dynasty. Unfortunately, three days after I ascended the throne, enemy cavalry breached the capital. I became the shortest-reigning emperor in history. Just as the rebels were about to tear me apart, my System awakened. I got five divine weapons from the start, and each time I "escaped from prison," I unlocked another one 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 473 I Fear Neither Heaven nor Earth, Only Leaks 天不怕,地不怕,就怕漏 These are stories from Chinese folk legends. The older generation in my family used to tell them to me when I was little. Today, I've polished them up a bit to share with you. Chinese culture must be passed down, not allowed to disappear. 38Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Sow Is No Ordinary Pig: She Gave Birth to Two Elephants 我家母猪不一般竟然生出两头象
In his dream, Lin Bufan sees the beauty in his arms with a pig's head and jolts awake in fright. At dawn, he goes to the pigpen and sees that his sow looks just like the beauty from his dream. She has also given birth to two elephants. Later, he accidentally discovers that the two elephants must be butchered or they will die, and eating their meat can produce spiritual roots. With this heaven-defying opportunity, he enters the Baiyun Sect as a menial disciple, rises through the ranks, crushes co
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我,系统,求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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The Scoundrel Immortal's Eight Gates and Generals 贱仙千门八将
[Comedy + Fortune-telling + Sleazy antics + Con artist + Flashy face-slapping + Demon-catching + Ghost-slaying + Cunning schemes + Outrageous stunts + Memorable one-liners] Wu Xuanye, Blue Star’s “Prince of Trash Talk,” stays up all night in a fierce battle and transmigrates into the cultivation world, where he becomes “Wu the Half-Immortal,” a third-level Qi Refining cultivator from Backing Mountain Village. Armed with an ancestral tortoiseshell that works only some of the time, and carrying a
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- 477 Fox Ji Mi's Fifth Book 狐姬幂的第5本书 My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 30Reads—Score—Shelves
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After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹
[The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan
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Transmigrate into a Fantasy World: I Slay My Way Through the Heavens from Good-for-Nothing to Legend 穿越玄幻:我从废柴杀穿诸天
(Comedy, punchlines, and a goofy cast, all in a lighthearted and cheerful story. I'm just starting out as a novelist, so I'd be very grateful if you could leave me your valuable feedback. And if you could spare a moment to rate the book, I'd be much obliged! Many thanks! Many thanks! Many thanks!!!) Lin Feng, a 996 wage slave from the 21st century, transmigrates to another world at the worst possible moment. In his past life, he bowed his head and toiled through life's hardships. In this life, h
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- 480 Quick Transmigration: When a Funny Girl Meets a Yandere 快穿之当搞笑女遇上病娇 [Warning: The yandere tendencies grow more intense over time. The first world doesn't count as yandere.] Jiang Zhi unexpectedly acquired a System, along with the chance to experience all kinds of different worlds. Each world came with its own missions and clear rewards and punishments. Jiang Zhi: Since I'm already here, what have I got to be afraid of? But nobody told her the main characters would all be this messed up, okay?! After going through all sorts of things, Jiang Zhi learned one thing: 2.1kReads9.0Score163Shelves
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System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了:行不行
Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave
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- 482 Genshin Impact: The Hated Miss Is Loved by All 原神:团厌小姐惹人爱 Everything I hold dear will eventually leave me. 527Reads8.8Score102Shelves
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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Kicked to Death by the Campus Belle from the Start, and I Became a Martial God? 开局被校花踢死,我竟成武神了?
[Feel-good power fantasy]+ [Reborn]+ [High Martial] In his previous life, he was the last Martial God, standing alone against the Beast God to protect humanity. After being reborn, he becomes a “wimp” of a high school student, kicked to death by the school beauty in a bathhouse. Wang Yi blew up his Super Martial Core to take the Beast God down with him. When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to his school days a hundred years in the past. From the start, he barges into the girls' bathhou
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧?
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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Why Cultivate Immortality? Reaping Leeks Is the True Way 修什么仙,割韭菜才是大道真谛
Eastern fantasy cultivation + multiple heroines + farming + comedy + transmigration + no angst He transmigrates into the cultivation world as the number-one demonic cultivator on the SSS+ wanted list, with a red name across the entire server. His dantian is completely ruined. What can he do? Song Yi'an says, “No big deal. I'll just pay to level up.” But trouble comes knocking sooner than he expected. A poker-faced assassin latches onto him, saying he still owes her a life. His mature, big-
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If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸,飞升指日可待
System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh
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The Overlord Defies Heaven: Rewriting the Chu-Han Conflict at the Honggou Canal 霸王逆天:从鸿沟改写楚汉
On the night peace talks began at the Honggou River, a strand of knowledge from the future entered the body of Xiang Yu, the Hegemon-King of Western Chu. Mounted on his black steed, Zhui, with his coiling-dragon halberd in hand, he no longer saw the encircling songs of Chu at Gaixia. Instead, he saw Liu Bang’s peace treaty, riddled with hidden traps. His mind was etched with a death list: Han Xin, whose entire clan would be executed; Peng Yue, hacked into mincemeat; and his own final act, taking
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- 489 The Old Days Hidden in the Game 藏在游戏里的旧时光 In the winding alleys of our childhood, our happiness was hidden in the roll of glass marbles, the fun of magnets attracting and repelling, the anticipation as we rolled the dice in Monopoly, the wins and losses of rock-paper-scissors, the chase between cops and robbers, and the thrill of turning over playing cards. In fourth and fifth grade, the monster encyclopedia in Rock Kingdom and the hail of bullets in CrossFire added vivid strokes to our childhood. Once we entered middle school, the fie —Reads—Score—Shelves
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