Why Cultivate Immortality? Reaping Leeks Is the True Way

Name: Why Cultivate Immortality? Reaping Leeks Is the True Way
Author: All Is Tenderness by Nightfall

修什么仙，割韭菜才是大道真谛

by All Is Tenderness by Nightfall (晚来皆是温柔)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 179k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Eastern fantasy cultivation + multiple heroines + farming + comedy + transmigration + no angst

He transmigrates into the cultivation world as the number-one demonic cultivator on the SSS+ wanted list, with a red name across the entire server.

His dantian is completely ruined. What can he do?

Song Yi'an says, “No big deal. I'll just pay to level up.”

But trouble comes knocking sooner than he expected.

A poker-faced assassin latches onto him, saying he still owes her a life.

His mature, big-sister-type master's wife is good at checking his progress and says she won't let outsiders have him.

His petite master has a perfectly good reason: “This is proper cultivation. Why are you blushing?”

And then there's his blunt junior sister, who opens with, “I want to be your woman.”

Song Yi'an sighs. This life is more exhausting than dealing with clients in his previous one.

But it's no big deal. Making money is the true great Dao.

Limited editions, secret editions, and “try again for a free bottle,” he's got them all.

For the first time, the cultivation world learns what it means to get beaten up by consumerism.

Others cultivate the Dao. He cultivates other people's wallets.

And so the cultivation world welcomes a cultivator with a very unusual style...

By the time he comes to his senses, the cultivation world has already been renamed the Song Immortal Realm.

Many years later, a couplet is still passed down through the cultivation world.

First line: First came Song Yi'an, then came Heaven.

Second line: Spirit stones pave the way, and all arts come second.

Inscription: If you don't like it, suck it up.

When he tells people to suck it up, no one in the entire cultivation world dares say a word.

[Brain-computer interface alert: If you can't hold it in, you can cry.]

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