"Your Honor, as my client's ex-husband, the opposing party is required to pay alimony!"
"Those two kids aren't mine. Why should I have to pay child support?"
"..."
"I request that the opposing party be executed by firing squad!"
"Why is that, sir?"
"He hit and killed my sheep with his car. I want a life for a life!"
"..."
What do you mean, your wife got arrested in a prostitution raid?
What do you mean, you broke into someone's home and stole 1.7 yuan?
What do you mean, you embezzled public funds just to tip a livestreamer?
What do you mean, you plan to pay your legal fees with ghost money?
My name is Zhang Wei. They all call me the "Legal Pioneer."
It's so beautiful, please update soon