Any Particularly Absurd Books Out There? 有没有特别抽象的书

1. 501 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI The Melodious Sound of Night Rain夜雨声澜Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The system is so abstract, it's hilarious, but the more you look at it, the better it gets.

2. 502 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82.5kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves

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   The first two books were very abstract and funny, while the last book had a very novel and abstract theme.

3. 503 重 Reborn as Tiga, Marrying Camearra and Becoming the Ultraman Emperor 重生成迪迦，迎娶卡蜜拉，成为奥特帝王 Dante, Love Me One More Time但丁再爱我一次Male-Channel Fanfiction18k WordsCompleted Reborn as Tiga, marrying Camilla and becoming the Ultraman Emperor 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Reborn as Ultraman Tiga, he rescues Camilla, unifies the Land of Light, establishes the Ultra Empire, and becomes the Ultra Monarch!

4. 504 重 Reborn as the King of Dogs in the City 重生之我在都市当狗王 Dreaming Butterfly in Chang'an长安梦蝶Urban183k WordsCompleted A lawyer is reborn as a dog and builds an animal kingdom among the city's forgotten underclass. Elite lawyer Jiang Ce was silenced while investigating a conspiracy. When he opened his eyes again, he had become a Doberman awaiting slaughter at a dog-meat shop. Retaining his human intelligence, he leads a desperate pack of dogs in an escape and fights to survive in the concrete jungle. By day, he becomes the “heroic dog” adored across the internet. By night, he is a guardian who moves through the 7Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 505 三 Delta Force: Urulu, Born to Block the Bridge 三角洲之堵桥初生乌鲁鲁 Shabi Niaoshou Shou莎比鸟兽兽Anime Fanfiction335k WordsCompleted [Delta Force] [Comedy] [Absurdity, no harem] [Single heroine] [Meme references] [Episodic] [Uluru] [Mai Xiaowen] [Mouse] [Red Wolf] [Possession] [Bai Yi] [Undercover] [Aggressive assault] [Shield and breaching] [Nameless] That day, the little mice remembered the terror of being ruled by Uluru, and the humiliation of being held captive beneath the bridge. No Delta Force operator would ever forget Uluru, just as Uluru would never forget his parents, far away in the heavens. 1.6kReads8.8Score150Shelves
6. 506 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.1kReads8.3Score3.6kShelves

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   Everyday abstract [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]

7. 507 身 An Identity-Buying System? I’ve Been Raking in Black Market Loans from the Start 身份购买系统？我开局狂撸黑网贷 Hot Pot Without Dipping Sauce吃火锅不要酱Urban1.6M WordsOngoing [Decisive and ruthless]+ [No female lead]+ [Villain???] Lin Fei was all set to go to college, but when his train passed through a tunnel, it brought him to another world. This was a world where rules reigned supreme. And those rules were controlled by people with one privileged identity after another. When Lin Fei transmigrated, he received the Identity Purchase System, a gift from the will of Blue Star. It let him buy any privileged identity. [Identity: Police Officer Privileges: 1. Issue fines 60.3kReads8.5Score6.3kShelves
8. 508 离 On My Last Day at Work, I Used Copied Entries to Transform the County 离职当天我靠复制词条爆改县城 Shen Motong沈墨瞳Urban272k WordsOngoing [Keyword system + infrastructure and farming + satisfying story + no saintly protagonist] Chen Yuan is 35 years old, a P7 employee who spent ten years grinding away in Pengcheng, only to die suddenly at his workstation. After being reborn, he quits without hesitation. Selected by the “World Tree” AI, he becomes a test subject in the “Hometown Revival Plan.” He starts with 500,000 yuan and a keyword System that lets him copy other people's keywords... Genius Programmer (Blue)? Copy! Investment Pr 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Could someone please give me some pointers on my book?

9. 509 祥 I'll Protect Shoko! 祥子由我来守护！ Loves Xiangguo爱吃祥果Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing Comedy, lighthearted, girls' bands, Toyokawa Sakiko, Mujica, MyGO!!!!!, magical girls... After transmigrating, Suzuki Kazuha unexpectedly becomes a magical girl and takes on the duty of saving the world. She battles the corpse-born, but it seems the threats come not only from them, but from girls' bands too? Whoa, this band is so heavy, these girls are so intense. Get ready to be torn apart by gravity! "Kid, do you want to become a magical girl?" "No." "Yes, you do. Transform!" "?" "Sta 1.8kReads8.4Score189Shelves
10. 510 神 The Mysterious Player, Liu Xing 神秘玩家琉星 Goodbye, Falling Stars再见琉星雨Urban722k WordsOngoing (Urban Cultivation + cosmic technology + chaotic history + witty humor + evil gods and calamities + scheming male lead + harem…) In a parallel world are a fantastical medieval age, the technologically advanced Longtang, the heroic Three Kingdoms, and the prehistoric realm of creation myths. This universe is full of the unknown: worlds of technology, shadows, candy, spirits, viruses, parallel realities, games... Countless planes intertwine to form a cyclical universe, endlessly repeating itself. 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The newcomer's left and right brains were working together.

11. 511 一 A Light Novel Occasionally Possessed by a Mischievous Spirit 一篇时不时被乐子魂夺舍的轻小说 Cultured Salted Fish文明咸鱼Urban208k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Light Novel + Slow Burn + Everyday Urban Life + Anime] This book is also known as Reborn for the College Entrance Exam: I Take My Whole Class Out of the Exam to Become Racing Drivers. My background is complicated, and reality is even more complicated. Most of the things I write about are things I've experienced. It's really that incredible, almost like an autobiography. So, except for the somewhat fantastical System, most of it is pretty realistic. Well, okay, that's it. I really don't 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I wrote this little story about a mysterious person myself. It's quite amazing. The beginning is a bit boring, but if you can keep reading, it gets increasingly deeper as you go on.

12. 512 西 Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游：娶精人 A Bucket of Mustard一桶芥末Eastern Fantasy688k WordsOngoing [Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut 16.5kReads8.6Score2kShelves

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    Eunuch: Your Majesty, the pilgrims have set off. Li Shimin: How many is this this year? Eunuch: Your Majesty, this is the 66th pilgrim. At the Empty Monkey Cave beneath the Five Elements Mountain, pilgrim number 66: Where's the monkey? Where's my monkey? Earth God: It was taken away by the pilgrims at the beginning of the year. Pilgrim number 66: What am I supposed to do then?...

13. 513 熊 Boonie Bears: A Collection of Little Stories 熊出没之小小故事大集合 Laughing at Frost, Defying Snow笑霜傲雪Two Male Leads118k WordsCompleted [Childhood nostalgia + original plotlines + lighthearted fun with no angst + a collection of amusing stories] A few things to know before reading: This book has four volumes. Each volume is unrelated to the others, and they’re all fairly short. Think of it as a collection of fanfiction stories based on Boonie Bears. Volume One "Transmigrating into Boonie Bears and Pairing Up with Logger Vick (Male-Male Romance)" An excerpt: “Vick.” “Hmm?” “You’re blushing.” “…” “Your ears and neck are red, too. 97Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I need a term more serious than "the collapse of social order and morality" [smile]

14. 514 最 Just How Bad Can the Worst Book Be? Its Absurdity Knows No Bounds 最烂书能有多烂，小脑抽象无下限 So Abstract It Drives You Crazy抽象到发疯Urban119k WordsCompleted Life is dull, but absurdity can tame humanity. This book records the entire early process of absurdity taming humanity!!! What I mean is!!! If the left brain attacks the right brain, the hypothalamus will definitely step in to keep things under control! I want to write the most absurd story ever!!! Help every reckless dream come true!!! I promise! This book will indiscriminately contaminate everyone’s cerebellum!!! Its sins will reach the cerebral cortex!!! I hear AI is going to replace humanity 167Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is really good, but not many people read it.

15. 515 假 What If Your Honkai: Star Rail Were Like This? 假如你的星铁是这样的 Teacher Suleda苏乐达老师Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted (The protagonist transmigrates, character reversals, comedy, and wild plot ideas. Everything comes from the author's imagination. Character fans, proceed with caution.) Have you ever wondered if there could be another version of the script of [Destiny]? What if March 7th became a cool, mature woman, the team's new “ice-cold beauty”... What if Dan Heng inherited the healing half of the Dragon Lord's power and took charge of the Express's logistics... What if the Welt who came to this world was th 12.3kReads9.2Score1kShelves

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    This was originally one of the most abstract articles in Star Iron.

16. 516 偏 The Villainess's Favorite 偏爱恶女 Bamboo Loves the Nine Clans竹恋九族Two Female Leads252k WordsOngoing [Two female leads + yuri + rivals-to-lovers + rekindled romance] A gloomy, airheaded beauty x a seemingly sweet but secretly calculating, sophisticated green tea pursuer. In Xing Miao’s eyes, Ji Zao’s attempts to get close to her mean: blushing equals provocation, shyly lowering her head equals deliberate mockery, and giving her chocolate on Valentine’s Day equals looking down on her. 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The friendship storylines in this book are absolutely hilarious... Although the romance is a bit angsty, it doesn't stop the friendships from making me roll around in bed like crazy 😋👌😋😋🔥👌 Still recommending this underrated book.

17. 517 缅 Sinister Deals in Northern Myanmar: Every Step a Nightmare! 缅北罪恶交易，步步惊魂！ Warrior Beauty战红颜Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Tags: urban, northern Myanmar, thriller, horror, romance, special agents, suspense, betrayal in love, ruthless action, gambling city, beautiful female agents, villains, calculating characters. A one-of-a-kind chronicle of northern Myanmar, a brutal dossier on the organ trade, the dangerous years of special agents, and the struggle between good and evil. Enemies become friends, friends become enemies, a warlord's daughter who once seemed impossible to reconcile with becomes a battle-hardened love 745Reads8.5Score101Shelves

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    Three bizarre books, the second one is quite funny!

18. 518 我 I'm the God of Death at a Nursing Home 我在养老院里当死神 A Lifetime Waiting for You in This Mortal World一生只为红尘等你Urban455k WordsOngoing Li Tianyi accidentally transmigrated to a nursing home, where he prolonged his own life by harvesting the lifespans of others. He embarked on the path of the Grim Reaper, slaying monsters and battling spirit cultivators, until he ultimately became the ruler of an entire realm. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Dear kind brothers and sisters, come in and take a look! A newly released hilarious novel—it'll make you laugh until you die! I'll perform a handstand while washing my hair. If you laugh so hard you die, please let me inherit your fortune!

19. 519 诡 A Weird World, But I’m a Chengdu Superhero! 诡异世界可我是成都超人啊！ Night Si夜siMystery124k WordsOngoing [Absurd, bizarre, gay, writing whatever comes to mind. There are no real humans left in this world] In 2114, a bizarre world descended, and vast numbers of humans began being transported at regular intervals to a world full of horrors. In that world, humans don’t die in different ways, they just get eaten in different ways. Now, it is the third year of humanity’s fight against the bizarre world. Jiang Bai is a model citizen of the 22nd century, Chengdu’s representative male model, and a fan of w 33Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I love you, baby (amazing bubble sounds)

20. 520 穿 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 Liu Zhan Hongyan刘战红颜Urban321k WordsOngoing [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 29Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 521 放 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Who understands? Even as a mosquito, I can't escape falling in love. I'm a male mosquito, I don't spread dengue fever, I'm incredibly innocent, yet I was captured by a domineering vampire to be his wife. I'm a male, for crying out loud! [Cool]

22. 522 我 I'm the Decency Captain in American Comics 我在美漫当素质队长 Yu Huaishan于怀山Anime Fanfiction420k WordsCompleted (Just a silly, fun story featuring characters from several screen franchises, primarily set in the Marvel Universe. Skip it if it's not your thing.) Check out my profile. Zhang Beijiang, a good, patriotic internet troll, woke up one day to find he had transmigrated into Steve Rogers. Discriminate against BLACK people? No, no, no. I just discriminate against scumbags. So, you grape-flavored purple freak, you think there are too many people in the universe? Have you ever considered family planning 4.8kReads9.3Score287Shelves

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    [Smirking] Gao

23. 523 人 I'm in Star Rail, but It's Swarm Disaster 人在星铁，但是寰宇蝗灾 Autumn Waters Reflecting Dust秋水映尘Anime Fanfiction966k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + Single Heroine + Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai: Star Rail + Firefly + Daily Life + Battles! Awesome! + Lots of Original Content] Warning from the Fictional Historian! The timeline may be a little off early on, but it won't affect your reading. Protagonist: “I never planned to become emperor, but everyone wants me to, so I guess I will...” Aha: “Dad!!! Aha wants pocket money! Waaaah! Aha~” Glamoth Iron Cavalry: “The cavalry can die, but the fun must go on!” An island covered in 9.8kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves

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    Some brothers, some brothers, all of them are especially crazy.

24. 524 龙 Twin Treasures of Dragon City: The Sword God Keeps Her Safe for Life 龙城双璧：剑神护她一世无虞 Liu Zhan Hongyan刘战红颜Urban674k WordsCompleted [Resistance War] [Espionage] [Tortured Romance] [Thriller] [Superpowers] In the era of the Dragon Nation, Xiao Hanchuan, the last surviving heir of the Xiao family, takes up the Black Iron Spirit Sword to exact revenge. He crosses paths with Su Ling, a military intelligence agent and the last surviving heir of the Su family. When their paired pendants join together, they uncover the conspiracy behind their families’ destruction. Fighting side by side with sword and gun, they forge a deep bond am 65Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 525 往 A Wager on the Return Journey 往返时的赌约 Can't Help Imagining忍不住幻想Urban105k WordsCompleted At the wedding banquet, Kaize Ming casually bet a friend that if he'd met Yu Wanqing sooner, he could have won her over in three years. Their friends joked about an urban legend: a midnight game of spirit writing played by two people could turn back time. Kaize Ming thought it was just a funny story and didn't believe it at all. The grand wedding went off without a hitch. In a corner below the stage, Song Zhiyu, who had secretly loved him for years, watched in silence, her heart heavy with disa —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is already quite abstract. On the surface, it's a time-travel romance drama, but the most exciting part is actually the three silly roommates in their dorm. You can't help but laugh while watching it.

26. 526 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban780k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 22.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    If you don't laugh after reading three chapters, I'll jump off the tenth floor!

27. 527 环 The Immortal’s Path Within the Ring 环中仙途 Peng Yuxiao鹏羽霄Eastern Fantasy74k WordsOngoing What kind of miracle could happen if the four planets that can't normally be seen with the naked eye suddenly began to shine during the Seven-Star Alignment? What sparks will fly when cultivators meet modern people? Mysterious stones. The Seven-Star Alignment. After an accident, Xue Yang, a first-year college student, winds up in a world where everyone cultivates. He hasn't even finished his freshman year. Is he really going to be reduced to a cultivator's lackey? No cultivation at all, and the 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Brothers, I'm going to participate in the Ninja World War, so I'll be taking a break from updates for now. [Facepalm]

28. 528 洪 Honghuang: Wholesale Immortal Pills, but You Didn’t Mention the Side Effects 洪荒：仙丹批发商，副作用你不说 Dummy and Cat笨比与猫Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the primordial world, he unexpectedly becomes the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by Taiqing, coveted by every living creature in the land! Fortunately, he becomes Taiqing's disciple and awakens the Good Deeds System. Every elixir he makes becomes ten times more potent. Giving one to someone else earns him a random reward, but could also trigger a random side effect? Xuandu eats an elixir and turns into a little girl? Winged Immortal eats one, his wings grow ten times l 12.8kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves

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    ** "Primordial Pill Master"—While others refine pills, I wholesale them, and I devour a magically altered primordial world! **▪️** "Transmigrated into a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir? Luckily, I have the [Charity System]!" **▪️** "Effects of the elixir x10, side effects random—Xuandu becomes a loli? Winged Immortal becomes an eye-catching bag!" **▪️** "While refining, the Lich King and the Demon King reconciled, and Hongjun collapsed..." **🔥Match-Modified Scenes** • Giving the Tongtian Sect Leader an elixir → The entire Jie Sect becomes a cross-dressing master • Hongjun angrily rebukes: "Can this prehistoric world ever recover?" • The prehistoric beings: "Daddy Pill Saint, love me one more time!" **9.0-Point Hilarious Masterpiece** **"When the prehistoric world meets silly elixirs, the art style completely collapses!"** > Core Plot: > 💊 **Elimination of Elixirs Wholesalers** (Large quantities, satisfying, and with surprises) > 🎭 **Side Effect Carnival** (A massive social death scene in the prehistoric world) > 🌍 **Worldline Collapse** (Hongjun: This prehistoric world is unmanageable)

29. 529 斩 Slay the Gods: Climbing the Ranks Like a Dung Beetle in the World of Slay the Gods! 斩神：我在斩神世界苍蜣登阶！ Fan He凡河Male-Channel Fanfiction991k WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + comedic fan fiction + Huozige's golden finger] (Just turn your brain off and enjoy! No idea if it's good, but it's definitely crazy and hilarious. Some original-world details have been altered, so don't take them too seriously.) Chen Li transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and waits for eighteen long years. At last, the System arrives, and the protagonist, Lin 10.6kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
30. 530 L League of Legends: Taking Yasuo to the Top of the Bird's Nest LOL：带托儿索决战鸟巢之巅 Jialouluo伽喽啰Sports1.1M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast competition] + [Brothers playing League of Legends] + [Character growth] Ever seen a goofy, chuuni Yasuo? Ever seen a blind monk secretly watching videos? Ever seen an old man with the God of Misfortune riding him? Ever seen a blood-frenzied, violent Darius? Xiang Li has. He's not only seen them, he's going pro alongside them after they transmigrated to Earth! It all began when... The System asked what teammates he wanted for a return to 2017. Xiang Li thought for a long time: "Cl 818Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Please save the children! [Crying][crying][crying][crying]

31. 531 沙 Sha Le Me Orders: Starting with the Darwin Incident 沙了么订单：从达尔文事变开始 Have You Seen My Psyduck?看到我的柯达鸭没有Anime Fanfiction133k WordsCompleted [Myriad Worlds] [Nonhuman] [Many forms] [White hair, twin tails] [System binds System] “Sha Le Me is a legitimate Myriad Worlds company.” “As long as you can pay the price, Sha Le Me will solve every problem for its esteemed VIP clients.” It all begins with taking a job involving the Darwin Incident… The Darwin Incident, the Snow Mountain World, Su Geliyang… 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The book "Le Zi Shen Zai Shang" is not at all absurd. [Thinking]

32. 532 诡EN The Horrors Are Hard to Kill? Sorry, I'm the Truly Immortal One 诡异难杀？抱歉，我才是真正不死 Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.0M WordsCompleted This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to 232.8kReads9.5Score28.3kShelves
33. 533 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19.5kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    I'll only recommend one.

34. 534 综 A Kaleidoscope of Lives: Yi's Floating World 综景：异的浮生 Qing Yangzi卿阳子Two Male Leads1.7M WordsCompleted The gods don't understand what love is One wants to escape but can't; the other wants to possess but doesn't know how to love properly. Both are trapped in pain., The Longest Day in Chang'an Caught in the whirlpool of romance and imperial power, she faces an emperor's passionate, painful desire to keep her all to himself. In the shadows of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, they share an intimate closeness and confide in a love they cannot openly acknowledge., Empresses in the Palace In a world c 892Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I don't know if books are abstract or not, but people are probably pretty neurotic and abstract [awkward laugh].

35. 535 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Turned Out to Be the Horror Dungeon Boss 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.4kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves

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    I love books with such a quirky and unusual feel.

36. 536 肾 I’ll Give You My Kidneys, So Love Me 肾都给你，爱我 Fire Comb火梳Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted [Extremely angsty + fast-paced story + toxic + melodramatic + tragic ending] Bai Caiwei had loved Jiang Bochen for years. She even schemed to run over his childhood sweetheart, Wen Qing, and leave her badly injured, just to get close to him and become someone he could keep under his control. After enduring every kind of physical and emotional torment, including having her kidney and liver removed and her heart torn out, Bai Caiwei finally died. Jiang Bochen was devastated. It took him a long tim 177Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 537 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance621k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score117Shelves

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    It's so beautiful, really beautiful.

38. 538 灵 The Spirit Maiden's Soul Transmigrates into Emperor Ling 灵姑魂穿凌帝 Jin Xing'er Who Likes Catsharks喜欢猫鲨的金星儿Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted As the stench of rotting mud crept into her nostrils, Ling Gu’s fingertips were still tightly wound around the pair of red hair ties. The faded silk chafed her fingers raw, but she no longer had the strength to curl them. Blood streamed from her seven orifices, blurring her vision until all she could see was a thick, clinging red. She watched her blood seep into the cracks between the green bricks, as vivid and messy as the rouge she used to sneak from her mother’s box as a child. “W-why…” It fe —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Does a horror movie count?

39. 539 老 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 Liu Zongzhu流宗竹Eastern Fantasy345k WordsCompleted [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.6kReads6.5Score691Shelves

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    The plot is funny.

40. 540 2 The 241 Mystery 241谜案 Qianlong Sheng黔龙生Mystery718k WordsOngoing During a weekend adventure, Xiao Jinsheng and Ou Yanghua stumble upon an unexplored section of Longwang Cave. Deep inside, they find a corpse and a string of mysterious numbers. Soon afterward, they are followed and attacked by unknown assailants. And so the story begins... As they search for the truth, the trail leads to their fathers, and the clues grow increasingly bewildering. Nothing unfolds as they expect... 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract to the point where only songs can express it [smirk] My dear "madmen," my new album "Madness" is finally here! This time, I've brought the worldview of Qian Longsheng's novel "The Mystery of Case 241" into my music, using synthesizers and distorted guitars to tear away the facade of prosperity, and using piano and folk guitars to illuminate the glimmer of light in the darkness. This is not just an album, but a sonic cage, a profound analysis of the collective hysteria of our times. I hope you can hear the hope that sprouts from despair in my songs, and together explore the deeper meaning of "madness."

41. 541 带 The Tough Old Kuai and the Short-Tempered Yu Jie 带派的老蒯和暴躁雨姐 Never Heard the Flower's Name, Yet Know Its Scent未闻花名但识花香Urban158k WordsCompleted "Hey, why is there a monk in there?" "That's the Jianwen Emperor. He's hiding from his uncle." "Hey, why's there a guy with an axe in there too?" "Oh, that's Pangu. He split heaven and earth back then. Must've hurt like hell." 1Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 542 我 I’m a Damage-Taking Commandant, and Guan Yu Uses Me as Target Practice from the Start 我，承伤校尉，开局被关羽当靶子 Your Fox King Here在下狐狸王Historical126k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, high schooler Sikong Hui finds himself on the Yellow Turban army's executioner's block from the start. Luckily, he awakens the [Calamity Anchor System]. The good news: He gains an immortal body! The bad news: His pain sensitivity increases by 200%, and he automatically draws all the hostility on the battlefield, turning him into the brightest living target around. From then on, Sikong Hui is forced into a bizarre leveling journey that is “painful yet e —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Full of neurotic flair, the male lead is inherently sarcastic, and gets beaten up the whole time [smirk].

43. 543 重 The Boyfriend of Dongbei Yujie from Reincarnated Gods 重神之东北雨姐男友 He Bing of Jixia Academy稷下学宫的何冰Urban132k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You're welcome to check it out on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 153Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 544 伪 Impostors Have Invaded: Jiahao and Dogs Not Allowed 伪人入侵，嘉豪与狗禁止入内 Brave Bull Who Loves Writing热爱码字的勇敢牛牛Urban165k WordsCompleted [Jiahao]+ [Impostors]+ [Comedy]+ [Urban Superpowers] [The impostors have evolved again. Who knows who gave them a copy of The Jiahao Behavior Guide? They’re now taking on all kinds of Jiahao forms, and ordinary security guards can barely tell them apart. We urgently need to recruit new guards.] As a handsome, mysterious, ordinary high school senior, I was swinging my sword in the rain on the sports field. But then some guy appeared, called me a pro-level Jiahao, and dragged me to a weird room to 90Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Ah? Abstract? So you're an abstract artist.

45. 545 新 New Utopia 新，乌托邦 Broken Strings in the Rain雨中断弦Urban379k WordsOngoing [Political Thriller] [Montage Style] [Psychologically Oppressive] [Dystopian] (The plot moves slowly at first. Please be patient and read to the end.) After the catastrophe, a city-state rose from the ground. People called it New Utopia. Beneath its gleaming order, those in power had long since ceased to be human. Monsters wore human skin and occupied the highest offices. Their eyes were connected, and everything was under surveillance. A colossal beast hung in the sky, while monsters roamed t 2.4kReads—Score204Shelves

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    This is quite abstract.

46. 546 月 Project Moon: In the City, I’m the King of Memes 月计：人在都市，事玩梗哥 Xiao Heizi Susan萧黑梓苏珊Anime Fanfiction156k WordsOngoing #Meme References #Lobotomy Corporation #No Female Lead Just as the title says, this is a Lobotomy Corporation fanfic. It’s a comedy, so apologies for the poor writing. The author is a student and will do their best not to delay updates or drop the story. 346Reads7.5Score106Shelves
47. 547 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 17.2kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves

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    The eldest disciple is righteous yet wicked; when he's righteous, he'll even kill himself. It's an unconventional fantasy, not mindless, has no romantic pairing, and is extremely funny.

48. 548 神 A Tycoon? No, Just Call Me the Gentlemanly Kept Man 神豪？别，还是叫我绅士软饭王吧 Workhorse of the Monkey Realm吗喽界的牛马Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple Female Leads] + [Subverting the Usual Tropes] + [System] + [Romantic Push and Pull] + [Living Off Women Without Losing Your Pride] That’s right! Me! Jiang Ye! The god of awkwardness! After binding to the “Living-Off-Women Cash-Back System,” Jiang Ye’s life went completely off the rails: The campus belle showered him with gifts, including stockings, and he got 4,000 back in cash. He played pool with a beauty and won 8,000. Even sending gifts in a voice-chat room earned him a “show of si 229.9kReads8.9Score23.7kShelves

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    That's a must-have, abstract and funny.

49. 549 长 Cultivating Immortality for Eternal Life: This Old Fox Is Absurdly Cautious 长生修仙，这个老六苟得离谱 Planting Stars in the Ruins在废墟种星星Eastern Fantasy156k WordsOngoing [Comedy] + [Proficiency Panel] + [Supreme Old Six] + [Invincible Power Fantasy] After transmigrating into the brutal world of immortal cultivation, Lu Wuyou awakened a [Proficiency Panel]. With enough repetition, he could grind any basic spell to max level. To stay alive, Lu Wuyou decided to keep his head down on Wangyou Peak and never leave the mountain, no matter what. Master: “Wuyou, I’ve taken in a junior sister for you.” Lu Wuyou: “Wait a moment, Master. To make sure she isn’t a painted-ski 1.1kReads—Score168Shelves

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    🔥New Book: The Way of the Cautious Immortal Cultivator | Proficiency System [Drooling] The male protagonist is ridiculously cautious, always finding a scapegoat instead of acting rashly. He has a ton of aliases, and his master is actually the one he's clinging to! No hot-blooded battles, just playing the game of severing karmic ties and avoiding disasters. Packed with laughs, a must-read for fans of the "Cultivating Immortality" path! Title: "The Way of the Cautious Immortal Cultivator: This Old Six is ​​Ridiculously Cautious"

50. 550 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18kShelves

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    Qin Feng transmigrated to the ancient wilderness and became the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin brother was the legendary chosen one, possessing a supreme bone that was one in ten thousand. He thought he could ride on his brother's coattails to the pinnacle of life, but then he encountered a shady system that told him being a villain was a promising path. "Ding! Unearthed brother's supreme bone, obtained invincible double pupils!" Qin Feng: What a joke! Those are my beloved family and friends, my brothers… Hehehehe, my foolish little brother, can you feel the despair? From then on, the entire ancient wilderness condemned him for his ruthless pursuit of power. But when the truth was revealed, countless people were moved to tears; Qin Feng had endured so much hardship all these years…

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