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  1. 101 A Diamond Company Wants an Ad, but You Film Titanic 钻石公司拍广告,你拍泰坦尼克号 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted After Chen Xiao transmigrated, he found himself a new hire in his company’s advertising department. His boss told him to shoot a diamond commercial. Chen Xiao had planned to figure out a way to phone it in. But just then, his System activated! Chen Xiao instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete screenplay for Titanic! The diamond company: We only asked you to make an ad. How did you turn it into the greatest romance film ever?! The Ministry of Culture: We asked you to make 29.1kReads8.7Score2.7kShelves
  2. 102 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 58Reads—Score—Shelves
  3. 103 He Goes Wild, She Sells Swords, and Their Dating Show Goes Off the Rails 他发癫,她贩剑,恋综画风被带偏 Urban2.2M WordsOngoing [Goofy comedy + memes + one heroine + sweet romance + entertainment industry + dating show + System] In a parallel world, Ji Feng was assigned by his company to appear on the dating show Love Loading on Toilet TV. At the same time, his System activated! A dating show? Even a dog wouldn't... film one! But this is a high-traffic "sweet romance" show, so of course I'll do it! He was paired with Shen Xiazhi, a Sichuan-Chongqing actress who had been blacklisted and was known as the production team's 51.3kReads8.9Score6.9kShelves
  4. 104 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Make Old Deaf Granny Kneel 四合院:开局让聋老太下跪 Male-Channel Fanfiction685k WordsCompleted Set aside your personal standards and enjoy a shameless life; Reject emotional exhaustion. If something happens, just go crazy; Rather than make things hard for yourself, make things hard for others; In this courtyard full of beasts, the only way to win is to strike first and take the initiative! 42.8kReads8.8Score2.2kShelves
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  5. 105 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游:全员掉进女儿国,满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 36Reads—Score—Shelves
  6. 106 My Wife Is the Empress, So What If I Act a Little Arrogant? 老婆是女帝,我嚣张一点怎么了? Eastern Fantasy168k WordsOngoing [An outrageously powerful background + stirring things up + invincible + one heroine + decisive and ruthless + a living First Saint + no saintly do-gooder + reborn Empress] Wu Tian transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes an adorable little boy. He thinks he’s destined to be the protagonist, a child of fortune. As it turns out, he’s a full-fledged villain. He also awakens a troublemaking System that rewards him whenever he stirs things up. In this world, you can be wicked, but you can’t be 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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  7. 107 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊?我家师妹超正经的 Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 37.7kReads8.9Score4.9kShelves
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  8. 108 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京:我靠苟道称霸北海 30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 87Reads—Score—Shelves
  9. 109 What the Heck? I Became the Villain in a Regret Novel 什么鬼?我竟成了后悔文中的反派 Eastern Fantasy658k WordsOngoing [Never wear a villain’s mask while doing the protagonist’s work + ruthless and merciless + hunt down children of destiny + scheme for world domination + multiple heroines + gets more exciting as it goes, so read faster] Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a bizarre and fantastical cultivation world. One moment, he’s enjoying the lavish life of the Northern God King’s heir, blessed with peerless talent and doting parents. The next, his long-lost elder brother, Gu Changge, is found and brought home. —Reads—Score2.2kShelves
  10. 110 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神,妖兽:不好,我们成食材了 Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 66.6kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
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  11. 111 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家 Male-Channel Fanfiction15k WordsCompleted Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 118Reads—Score—Shelves
  12. 112 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
  13. 113 Three Years Later, She Begged on Her Knees for Mercy 三年后,她跪着求饶 Historical10k WordsCompleted Three years later, she knelt and begged for mercy 387Reads—Score—Shelves
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  14. 114 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后 Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
  15. 115 The Regent’s Beloved White Moonlight Took a Fall 摄政王白月光翻车了 12k WordsCompleted The Regent's White Moonlight Has Fallen from Grace 980Reads—Score—Shelves
  16. 116 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
  17. 117 Seven Years in Separate Bedrooms 分房七年 8k WordsCompleted Seven Years in Separate Rooms 48Reads—Score—Shelves
  18. 118 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封,我亮出紫袍天师法身 Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves
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  19. 119 Reborn Noble Daughter, Refusing to Be My Brother-in-Law's Caged Bird 重生嫡女,拒做姐夫的笼中雀 Ancient Romance43k WordsCompleted Reborn as the Legitimate Daughter, I Refuse to Be My Brother-in-Law's Caged Bird 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
  20. 120 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves
  21. 121 Village Uproar 村闹 Urban2.2M WordsOngoing Synopsis: [Rural Life + Miracle Doctor + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Betrayed by someone, Jiang Xiaochuan went to their home for revenge, only to be beaten half to death. By a twist of fate, he gained a mysterious inheritance! From then on, he defied fate, put every doubter in their place, and steadily climbed to the top... 2.8kReads9.0Score403Shelves
  22. 122 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契 11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
  23. 123 The Day I Died, the Mistress Cried Louder Than I Did 我死那天,小三哭得比我还大声 9k WordsCompleted The Day I Died, the Other Woman Cried Louder Than I Did 103Reads—Score—Shelves
  24. 124 Mortals Transcend, Soldiers of the Divine Realm, Wandering Souls of the Underworld 人间超凡,神界兵卒,地府游魂 Eastern Fantasy229k WordsCompleted I was a once-in-a-millennium cultivation prodigy. In just a hundred years, I broke through to the Mahayana stage, survived the tribulation, and ascended, becoming someone all mortals looked up to. But when I reached the God Realm, I discovered the truth. The dragon livers and phoenix marrow the gods ate came from dragons and phoenixes that had spent millennia cultivating in the mortal world before ascending. The delicacies and fine wines they enjoyed were heavenly nectar brewed through the tirel 15Reads—Score—Shelves
  25. 125 Deep in the Bamboo Horse’s Playful Teasing 竹马戏深 7k WordsCompleted Childhood Sweethearts, Deepening Feelings 111Reads—Score—Shelves
  26. 126 The 26 Years My Brother-in-Law Was Away: My Sister Fell for a Bad Man 姐夫缺席的26年,姐姐爱上了“坏男人” Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted The 26 Years Her Brother-in-Law Was Away, Her Sister Fell for a “Bad Man” 73Reads—Score—Shelves
  27. 127 The Ten Great Assassination Organizations 十大暗杀组织 Eastern Fantasy391k WordsCompleted Assassins are one of the oldest professions in the world, said to predate even prostitution. Places where assassins gather are known as assassin organizations. They are rife with all sorts of people, ruthless killers, and schemes and plots to take lives... Every assassin has a story, and every story is a legend. The ten most powerful assassin organizations in the martial world are the Shadow Pavilion, Blood Lotus Cult, Broken Gold Tower, Silent Hall, Ten Thousand Ghosts Cave, Flying Locust Divis 31Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. 128 Reborn, the Prince Regrets It Too Late 重生后,王爷他后悔莫及 Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After I Was Reborn, the Prince Regretted It Too Late 331Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. 129 The Third Player 第三玩家 Marriage & Romance17k WordsCompleted The Third Player 285Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. 130 After Catching Them Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 捉奸后,我成了热搜第一 44k WordsCompleted After Catching My Partner Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 48Reads—Score—Shelves
  31. 131 Laugh, Go Crazy, Laugh Yourself Silly: I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the Tang Dynasty 都笑,都疯,穿书到大唐我笑疯了 Ancient Romance223k WordsOngoing [Transmigrates into a book + hilarious + System + modern woman in ancient times + romance + silly fun + marriage first, love later + satisfying payback + wildly imaginative + happy ending] The sickly, possessive Prince Li Xuan of the Tang Dynasty ✖ Tang Xiaoxiao, a stand-up comedian who transmigrates into a book set in the Tang Dynasty (If you're tired or in a bad mood and want to unwind, come on in. I hope this will make you laugh and laugh!) (When it comes to life, the most important thing is 129Reads—Score—Shelves
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  32. 132 They Doubled the Bride Price, So I Called Off the Wedding and Took Back the 360,000 Yuan I Needed for My Father's Treatment 彩礼翻倍我不娶了,我收回三十六万救治父亲 6k WordsCompleted The bride price doubled, so I’m calling off the wedding. I’m taking back the 360,000 yuan to pay for my father’s treatment. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  33. 133 Wu Song, Pan Jinlian, and the Ferocious Tiger 武松,潘金莲和猛虎 Historical261k WordsOngoing Young Wu Song returns to the world of Water Margin with every tragic memory from the original story intact: his brother’s brutal death, Jinlian’s humiliation, Liangshan’s downfall, his own severed arm and monastic life, and a lonely end. This time, he will no longer be a slave to fate. Shatter destiny: ride home and call off his brother’s wedding in front of everyone, then boldly marry Pan Jinlian himself, crushing the ill-fated romance that started it all with a single punch. Defy fate: instead 21Reads—Score—Shelves
  34. 134 My Wife Left Me on My Knees. I Returned Three Years Later with Billions, Still Young 弃妻下跪,我三年百亿归来仍是少年 7k WordsCompleted My wife left me and begged on her knees. Three years later, I returned with billions, still a young man. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  35. 135 After Failing the Civil Service Exam, I Head to the Countryside, Where My Best Friend Steals My Village Boyfriend 公考落榜下乡,闺蜜撬走我的驻村男友 Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted After Failing the Civil Service Exam, I Headed to the Countryside, Where My Best Friend Stole My Boyfriend on a Rural Posting 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  36. 136 Cultivating Immortality at Sixty with No Heirs, Yet Surrounded by Suitors 六十岁绝户修仙,竟然桃花朵朵开 25k WordsCompleted At Sixty, I Begin Cultivating as the Last of My Line, Only to Find Romance Blossoming Everywhere 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  37. 137 The Fake Emperor's Husband: I Soothe the Maniacal Empress with My Overpowered Physique 假监帝夫:我凭霸体哄疯批女帝 13k WordsCompleted The Fake Emperor's Husband: I Use My Overpowered Physique to Pacify the Mad Empress 4Reads—Score—Shelves
  38. 138 Siheyuan: Ditch Morality and Enjoy a Shameless Life 四合院:摒道德素质,享缺德人生 Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: No morals? No problem. I'm enjoying my shameless life. [Film and TV Crossover] [Scheming Opportunist] How do you deal with the beasts in the courtyard? Simple: be even beastlier than they are! An unconventional period drama and feel-good courtyard-compound story. The protagonist is cynical, devious, and utterly shameless. Goody-goodies and moral guardians, stay away. Are you tired of protagonists who are always righteous and noble, who only fight back after someone else picks on t 26.9kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves
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  39. 139 I'm a Strategist, and I'm Good at Raiding and Wiping Out Entire Clans 我是一个谋士,擅长抄家灭门 Historical781k WordsCompleted [Alternate World] [Cold Weapons] [No Female Lead (or One Female Lead)] [System] “I have a hundred plans for this matter!” “Do you have one that isn't especially vile?” “Then I have fifty more!” “No scorched-earth schemes!” “Then I have twenty more.” “No poison.” “Ten.” “I'd still like to have a decent reputation.” “Then I'm out.” If a man lives a regular life, traveling between the same three places every day, serves as the empire's chief strategist, and never has to worry about money, does 9kReads8.5Score638Shelves
  40. 140 This Streamer Is Too Sinister: The Cops Get Called Every Time He Goes Live 这个主播太邪门,一开播就得出警 Urban427k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + antics + comedy + absolutely, completely, utterly unhinged] Ling Xiaoxie is a broke goofball who can’t even afford his rent. After unexpectedly binding to a Popularity System, he discovers he can exchange livestream popularity points for all kinds of bizarre skills. From then on, he sets off down the point of no return, livestreaming ridiculous antics for laughs. Every stunt on his livestream gets him reported, and every stream turns into a major incident. [Skill Name: Suona Mas 1.5kReads6.9Score121Shelves
  41. 141 Xuanhuan: Doing Good Deeds Makes Me Stronger, Yet I'm Righteous to the Core 玄幻:做善事就变强,我正的发邪 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing [Decisive and ruthless] [If he doesn’t die, am I supposed to die?] [Monsters feel no pain] [I don’t waste words on people who can’t understand] [A protagonist like Duanmu Yan] After transmigrating to a world of ancient martial arts filled with countless powerful fighters, Shen Zhou acquired the Book of Merit. As long as he did good deeds, he could grow stronger. And so, he set out on a path of good works and merit. [Killed a gambler, successfully helped him kick his gambling habit. Good Deed Poi 157.1kReads8.9Score21.8kShelves
  42. 142 The Little Taoist Priest of Sanqing Temple 三清观的小道士 Urban959k WordsCompleted Legend has it that in primordial times, Yuanshi Tianzun of Jade Clarity and Tongtian Jiaozhu of Highest Clarity, two of the Three Pure Ones, disagreed over their beliefs. In a fit of anger, Tongtian Jiaozhu moved to Golden Turtle Island in the East Sea and established his own sect. Seeing his brothers split apart, Daode Tianzun moved to Shouyang Mountain. Though the three saints had gone their separate ways, their original sanctuaries had been imbued with divine changes after the saints dwelled 784Reads—Score—Shelves
  43. 143 Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界 Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted [Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n 36.8kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves
  44. 144 EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子 Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves
  45. 145 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友,你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊? Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 81.3kReads9.3Score7.3kShelves
  46. 146 When Moral Blackmail Meets Causality as a Weapon 当道德绑架遇上因果律武器 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing Core theme: On the surface, it’s about “refusing moral coercion”; at its heart, it’s about “rebuilding oneself and staying true to one’s principles.” Through a cause-and-effect System, the protagonist grows stronger with each self-serving choice, settles the karmic debts of his past life, and ultimately breaks free of his chains to ascend to immortality. The story blends revenge fantasy, the System genre, and cultivation and enlightenment. The protagonist: · Previous life: Lingyun Daoist Venerab —Reads—Score—Shelves
  47. 147 Livestream: Hey, Old Man, I Parked My Moped Right Below Your Apartment! 直播:老登,鬼火停你家楼下咯! Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + livestreaming + comedy + lighthearted] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world... Ask him to host a funeral, and he’ll blast rock and DJ music all night! Ask him to negotiate with an armed criminal, and he’ll toss a grenade at him, sending him straight to meet his great-grandma... Send him to clean the research institute, and he becomes a “sweeping monk”... Make him survive in the wilderness, and he opens a wildlife park... Other people are down-to-earth. He’s down in the unde 2.4kReads7.4Score204Shelves
  48. 148 He's Awful and Vicious. Why Would You Provoke Him? 这货又坏又缺德,你招惹他干嘛? Urban151k WordsCompleted (Wild premise + scheming + decisive and ruthless + money-making + not a bleeding heart) “I've never met anyone so vile. What was wrong with me, going out of my way to provoke him?” “You went to him for treatment, and he put sow-heat potion in your medicine. Tell me, is that not twisted?” “Don't offend anyone but Shen Zhuo. That kid is so evil, even ‘inhuman’ doesn't begin to describe him!” The words of Shen Zhuo's enemies! Shen Zhuo transmigrates to a parallel world, inherits a traditional Chi 277Reads—Score—Shelves
  49. 149 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签?贫道替你逆天改命! Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
  50. 150 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸!当反派,要什么素质啊! Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.3kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves

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