Siheyuan: From the Start, I Make Old Deaf Granny Kneel
四合院：开局让聋老太下跪
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- Siheyuan: Taking the Initiative to Deal with the Whole Flock of Beasts四合院：主动出击收拾众禽Alternate title on Fanqie
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This deserves a rave review! This is what a satisfying read should be! This is what a transmigrator should do! This should have the backbone! The reason I don't read many stories about courtyard houses is because too many protagonists are complete spineless, always bowing down to powerful figures!
Finally, an author has dedicated some dialogue to the protagonist! I've read too many "crooked-mouthed dragon king" series these past few years, with 80% of the lines going to the villains. Reading them gave me a blood pressure spike. Finally, a protagonist who's eloquent and has a wildly imaginative mind has appeared. This protagonist constantly pulls off outrageous moves, has a sharp tongue, and acts decisively.
This is a good example of animal cruelty, characterized by proactive attacks and a willingness to beat animals at the slightest provocation. The author is assertive, showing no mercy to anyone, and publicly assaulted a deaf old woman several times. Recommended reading for those interested in animal cruelty stories; worth saving.
So far, this is quite satisfying. It's direct and straightforward, using the rules of the traditional courtyard house to deal with the retirement group. If I lack morality and don't want to improve, I can hit you whenever I want. Spreading rumors, ignoring the facts, does that mean you're without fault? Why should I only hit you and not others? Have you considered your own problems? I've taken charge of this matter, employing techniques with consummate skill.
Hahahaha, this is a novel that punishes beasts both physically and mentally, leaving them with nowhere to go. I love this kind of bullying! 🤭
Five stars! This book in Tomato Courtyard is definitely of high quality. Apart from some minor flaws, the main plot and style of the novel are top-notch.
Although it's a bit exaggerated, it's a genuine "feel-good" novel. Compared to many other "feel-good" novels that are all show and no substance, this one is real—using magic to defeat magic, not the kind that's ridiculous. I've read up to chapter 108... I gave it five stars too early.
A relatively normal and enjoyable courtyard novel, the first time I've seen a protagonist who sends a stupid pig to a mental hospital, it's a feel-good story.
I'd give it a perfect score. No scatological humor, divine food, various talismans, or a universal forgiveness letter; there were practically no power struggles either. It was quite enjoyable to watch.
Interesting! Using Yi Zhonghai's tricks against a bunch of birds! Using their own methods against them—this is the most interesting of all the courtyard novels!