Looking for Pure Absurdist, Unhinged Fun Reads 求纯抽象发癫的乐子文

1. 601 和 Ripping Up the Villain’s Script with the Ultimate Male Lead 和顶级男配手撕炮灰剧本 Snow in the Deep Mountains深山雪Two Male Leads518k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads, Exclusive 1v1 Romance, Dating Show, Satisfying Face-Slapping, Sweet Romance] Huh? A scummy top and a scheming bottom want to step on him to climb the ladder? His dead-for-eight-hundred-years father wants to sell him off to resurrect his empire? Why are they all so determined to get themselves killed? Don’t they know he’s amazing in a fight? [Host, stay calm. This isn’t like the special agent team. Here, you need to raise the satisfaction rating.] Bai Ze frowns. [That’s ex 2kReads9.0Score232Shelves
2. 602 末 Reborn in the Apocalypse: The Saintly Supporting Actress Goes on a Killing Spree 末世重生，圣母女配杀疯了 Subtle Ink微墨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse367k WordsCompleted Ruan Yu was reborn, and only then learned that she was the unlucky, saintly supporting heroine in an apocalypse novel, the only person with a healing ability. She was the main characters' cheat code, a tool for the male and female leads, Xu Yanzhi and Bai Cha. As soon as the apocalypse began, she saved the heroine after she was injured by a zombie. But good deeds went unrewarded: the leads morally blackmailed her in the name of “humanity” and sent her to a scientist's lab, where she was tortured 5.7kReads8.5Score515Shelves
3. 603 哭 Crying Cat Head's Second Book 哭泣猫猫头的第2本书 Crying Cat Headnya哭泣猫猫头nyaUrban264k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 24Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 604 从 From Naruto to More Children, More Blessings 从火影开始多子多福 Big Love Enthusiast大爱人士Anime Fanfiction444k WordsOngoing (Warning: wildly abstract literary fiction with no morals. White Lotus types, stay away.) Jiang Cha was playing Naruto and had finally managed to win a match. He started enthusiastically patting his opponent on the head to cheer them up, never expecting the other person to be a god. Offending a god makes for a truly bizarre start. After being dropped into the Naruto world, Jiang Cha gains the talent of more children, more blessings. He should do pretty well, right? Current worlds: Naruto, then P 17Reads6.2Score—Shelves
5. 605 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book: The Goofy Protagonist Goes Crazy, and the Unlucky Supporting Male Is a Nutcase 穿书，沙雕男主发疯冤种男配神经 Auntie Sansan三三大婶Two Male Leads304k WordsCompleted [Sweet romance + two male leads + transmigrating into a book + lighthearted comedy + goofy humor + face-slapping the scumbags + feel-good wish fulfillment] Life is tough, and Gu Yi keeps having breakdowns. Life is short, and Qi Jue has it rough. “I'm Done for! My Mortal Enemy Has Gotten His Eye on Me!” “Unlucky Male Lead and Goofy Cannon Fodder Transmigrate into the Same Book Again” “You Were Supposed to Win Over the Original Male Lead. Why Did You Fall for the Cannon Fodder?” Gu Yi is an employ 5Reads8.2Score—Shelves
6. 606 后 The Backrooms: My System Is Seriously Broken 后室：我的系统有亿点大病 The Unstoppable Aoru不会停下来的奥尔如Anime Fanfiction345k WordsOngoing [The Backrooms] + [memes] + [DNA] + [urban legends] The Backrooms: a place you can enter only by exploiting a bug, and one almost entirely disconnected from reality. Danger lurks around every corner there, and human science and technology seem utterly insignificant. Those unfortunate enough to wander in can do little but gather in a few relatively safe areas and scrape by. But... One internet whiz from the Dragon Kingdom glitched into this place while browsing Bilibili on his computer, and he br 933Reads9.1Score128Shelves

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   A few novels were mixed in with the ridge!

7. 607 恋 A Dating Show? Just My Playground 恋综？姐的游乐场罢了 Qiuqiu Wan秋秋丸Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous jokes + going off the rails + showbiz + dating reality show + one-on-one sweet romance] [Zany, unhinged actress vs. scheming CEO who plays dumb] Just after transmigrating into a book, Qiao Qingqing finds herself watched by a million livestream viewers as she jumps off a building to profess her love to a scummy actor. If they just want to watch her make a fool of herself, then fine! She takes the plunge and lands on the actor, squeezing a fart right out of him. The comments explode: S 493Reads8.8Score100Shelves
8. 608 直 Livestream Shenanigans: Handing Out Wedding Candy to a Funeral Procession 直播整活：给送葬队伍发喜糖 Frenzied Hamster发飙的仓鼠Urban223k WordsCompleted [Livestream antics + lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + memes + daily life in a mental hospital] Chu Sheng transmigrates to a parallel world and spends three years living in a mental hospital to activate his System. At last, the System finally comes online! To complete his System missions and claim the rewards, Chu Sheng starts livestreaming Viewer: “Streamer, is there anything I should know before messing with ghosts?” Chu Sheng: “Ghosts are full of yin energy. Mess with them too much and you 73Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 609 纯 The Sweet, Flirty Puppy and the Silly Beauty Who Brings Him to His Knees 纯情修勾欲又撩，沙雕美人他折腰 One-Sleeved Garment衣只独袖Two Male Leads342k WordsCompleted 18Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 610 长 Ten Billion Years of Immortality: I Lay Low Until I Become an Immortal Emperor 长生10亿年，苟成仙帝再出山 Beneath the Peach Blossoms桃花之下Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Relaxed + Everyday Life + Witty and Funny + Extreme Caution... Enter at your own risk!] Qin Shou is reborn into a world of cultivation, where a [Myriad Worlds Fortune Wheel] appears in his mind. He can spin it once a day. But after 59 straight years of getting nothing but [Thanks for Playing], Qin Shou is on the verge of despair. At last, when Qin Shou is 60 and about to die of old age, he wins the “Myriad Worlds Fortune Grand Prize”! [Chaos Spirit Root: One of the nine highest-grade spirit roo 5.9kReads7.9Score426Shelves

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    Heartwarming + humorous + immortality + pure survival strategy...

11. 611 我 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Vibrant Little Peach动感小蜜桃Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.2kReads9.2Score183Shelves

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    Qin Yiyang, Ning Jin, Ming Li, Wu Ya, Nie Baili

12. 612 没 Nobody Is More Absurd Than Me 没有人比我更抽象 Abstract Big Senior Brother抽象大师兄Urban340k WordsCompleted [Absurdist fiction] [Comedy] [Silly memes and jokes] [Mysterious Sequences] Netizen A: “Streamer, why is your head so pointy?” Chu Nan: “Then let me ask you this: are you a man or a woman...” Netizen B: “Streamer, what do you think of sugar-free cola?” Chu Nan: “Compared with sugary cola, chilled cola is way more refreshing!” Netizen C: “Are you streaming tomorrow, streamer?” Chu Nan: “I might stream tomorrow, but it’s not very likely I’ll stream tomorrow.” The rest of the netizens: “No wonder t 29Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 613 谁 Who's Crazier Than Me? The Lunatics All Have to Call Me Director 谁癫得过我？颠公颠婆都得喊我导 Zhishang稚尚Modern Romance538k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + absurd comedy + livestreamed variety show + unhinged antics] Just after winning Best Actress, Wu Ya transmigrated into the body of a “jinxed” actress who'd been rumored to death. Wu Ya: Work is annoying enough as it is. Let's blow up this world! Fans of a top-tier star she'd supposedly “jinxed” came after her. Wu Ya gave them a look of disdain. “If he's that easy to jinx, what a loser.” “This loser is your husband? I hear fans whose vibes clash with their idols tend to lose money.” Wi 5.7kReads9.2Score828Shelves
14. 614 我 My Life Is Yours, All of It 我的命，全都给你 Zhi Ao Zhao枝凹昭Modern Romance32k WordsCompleted [Heartbreaking Romance + No Logic + Unhinged Fiction + Whatever Comes to Mind + Urban Cultivation + Face-Slapping + Pouring Out One's Heart] (This is entirely fictional. Please do not relate it to real life.) She lost both her parents and relied on financial aid to finish school. Independent yet sensitive and fragile! He came from a powerful family, counted money until his hands cramped every day, and was charming and handsome, yet cold and ruthless! * One thought they didn't matter to the other 1.1kReads8.3Score143Shelves

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    I almost laughed myself to death in the middle of the night! [Facepalm][OK][thumbs up]

15. 615 百 A Hundred-Meter Greatsword on Her Shoulder, Her Junior Sister Is the Queen of Giving Up 百米大刀肩上扛，师妹她是摆烂王 Sui Yuan岁圆Ancient Romance394k WordsCompleted [Can't get ahead by lying flat + can't win by working myself to the bone + devoted couple + absurd comedy + everyone gets corrupted + ensemble cast] [Money-obsessed heroine VS refined, sickly-sweet male lead] After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Nie Baili was reborn all over again! Before transmigrating, she worked herself to the bone, pulling all-nighters every day for a heartless boss. After transmigrating, she pushed the entire cultivation world into a vicious cycle of competition t 8.5kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves
16. 616 人 If You Don’t Go Crazy, You’ve Wasted Your Life 人生不发癫，白活三万天 Pear Fanta梨芬达Modern Romance422k WordsCompleted [Meme jokes × face-slapping × ridiculous comedy × no golden finger, pure unhinged madness × total nutcase] Xiao Sese transmigrated into a book, right before she was about to be betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend and his scheming tea-green mistress. She checked her phone balance. After half a lifetime of hard work, she’d earned half a fortune, and all she had left was... “cheap”! No wonder life was so painful. Turns out life is abbreviated to SM! I’m done pretending! The truth is out! When life gi 140Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    I really liked the last three books, and I thought the one about living 30,000 days in vain was pretty good.

17. 617 看 Getting Stronger by Reading Novels? What About My 50,000 Hours? 看小说就变强？我五万时长怎么说 Absolutely No Second Update绝不二更Urban110k WordsOngoing [Eerie Revival] [Readers of Yang Shi Zi Are in Luck] [Urban Imagination] [Thunderous Action] [Ultimate Tomato Fantasy] Lu Yan graduated from college and immediately became unemployed. His girlfriend back home also left him because he couldn't come up with the 388,000-yuan bride price. With nowhere else to turn, Lu Yan found a fortune-telling master. After a long, thoughtful pause, the master wrote down a character and handed it to him. Lu Yan looked down, his heart sinking: Doom. Was he really 2kReads—Score130Shelves

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    The book "The Cow Died"

18. 618 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    If you don't laugh yourself to death, I'll admit defeat.

19. 619 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 1kReads8.5Score150Shelves
20. 620 男 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 Jiang Xunjiu江寻九9k WordsCompleted My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and hilarious, hahaha!

21. 621 撮 I Tried to Get the Protagonists Together, but the Male Lead Forced His Love on Me 撮合主角不成，我被男主强制爱了 Qia Rui Rui Rui Rui Rui恰瑞瑞瑞瑞瑞Two Male Leads332k WordsCompleted [Two male leads, absurd comedy, unhinged antics, quick transmigration, lots of tropes, 1v1, both virgins, happy ending] A laid-back office drone bottom × a yandere top hiding beneath a charming facade The top is the same person in every world. Song Ci transmigrates into different worlds with one mission: make the male and female leads fall in love and get their happy ending. In a campus romance, he diligently does homework for three people just so the leads can spend more time together. In a 5kReads9.3Score564Shelves

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    This person is in a beautiful mental state, haha.

22. 622 我 My Real World Is a Game 我的现实世界是游戏 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Qin Ren thought that after getting a System, nothing could ever surprise him again. So what if the real world turned into a game? His dog had become a level-10 boss who threw combo attacks at him at the slightest provocation. His mom had become a level-15 boss who could summon his level-30 boss dad. He'd gotten used to all that. It was no big deal. But then one day... “Son, why are you still standing at the door? Hurry in and pray to the Bodhisattva! Ask for a blessing so you can get into a good 4.3kReads8.7Score375Shelves
23. 623 我 My Spirit Beasts Are a Little Dumb 我的御兽有点蠢 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted The dragon's immortal body, the phoenix's rebirth through nirvana, the qilin's power over the earth, the Black Tortoise's impregnable shell, and... a chicken's intelligence? Looking at the hen before him, whose every feature was top-tier, yet who somehow seemed a little short on brains, the protagonist figured he might have to consider getting a different spirit beast. What? Who's the protagonist? His name is Qin Feng. The Feng in his name means “mad.” 254Reads6.9Score—Shelves
24. 624 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 238.8kReads9.6Score24.6kShelves

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    This strongly recommends Ha, especially the first book.

25. 625 系EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 575.4kReads9.4Score59.5kShelves

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    Both are great, full of laughs. The third book's updates became extremely slow after chapter 1000, but recently it has resumed daily updates. The second book is a completely sweet cultivation novel with no angst. The first book features a character who goes crazy and kills ghosts.

26. 626 崩 Honkai Livestream: This Place Has a Bit of Everything 崩坏直播：这里啥成分都沾点 Grandmaster of the Kun Sect坤派宗师Anime Fanfiction219k WordsCompleted [All kinds of elements + a little heartbreak + absurd comedy] This livestream is a chaotic mix of everything. "Otto: I Am the Herrscher of Rebirth" Otto: You’ve got to be kidding me, right, Overseer? Welt: I’ll you up. "Liu Haizhu’s Greatest Hits" Tesla: Crisp and articulate. Excellent. I love people who speak plainly. That was so satisfying to watch. Kalpas: … "My 26-Year-Old Gu Immortal Girlfriend" Everyone: So sweet! I ship them! Livestream: Pretty shippable, right? The white-haired one 592Reads5.8Score—Shelves
27. 627 快 Quick Transmigration: The Unhinged Host Smiles, and Life and Death Become Uncertain 快穿：疯癫宿主一笑生死难料 Mu Lan Shan穆阑珊Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted No romance + cathartic villain-punishing + power fantasy + crazy heroine Gangzi was a System nobody wanted. By chance, it bonded with Su Dinging, a demonic stone that had just taken human form. Together, they traveled through countless minor worlds for hundreds of years, completing missions and gaining experience. Just as Su Dinging was about to overcome her tribulation and ascend, the Heavenly Dao she had once offended ambushed her. Her spiritual consciousness scattered into the Abyss of Vengef 985Reads8.7Score105Shelves

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    Let me recommend some really funny stories I've read that don't have a romantic pairing.

28. 628 网 Online Game: My Health Bar Can Grow 网游，我的血条能成长 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Sports922k WordsCompleted Kill a player, and your maximum HP increases by 5. Kill an NPC, and your maximum HP increases by 10. Take down a boss, and your maximum HP gets an extra 100. When Qin Wu finally beat the divine beast Phoenix to death after it had revived nine times in a row, the Phoenix couldn’t understand why this guy’s health bar was longer than all nine of its lives combined! 1.6kReads8.7Score118Shelves
29. 629 安 Peaceful Prosperity 安宁盛景 Peach Lemon Tea蜜桃柠檬茶Two Male Leads230k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Showbiz] [1v1, Both Pure in Love] When a goofy actor goes up against a scene-stealing superstar, which one will come out on top?? One variety-show director has this to say: “I don’t know which one is better, but ever since I met those two, my hair has kept falling out. What was supposed to be a laid-back variety show turned into a comedy show because of them.” Plenty of viewers have a suggestion for this situation: “Please, someone get these two into the s 693Reads9.1Score125Shelves
30. 630 8 The 1980s Bully Black Lotus: The Villains Kneel and Call Her Mom 80恶霸黑莲花，反派跪地齐喊妈 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Modern Romance352k WordsCompleted [1980s + Transmigrate Into a Book + Punish the Scumbags + Strong Female Lead + Unmatched Fighting Skills] "Your name is Qin Daiyu? Like Daiyu who buried the flowers?" She smiles demurely. "No, like the one who uprooted the weeping willow." * After top agent Qin Daiyu dies, she transmigrates into a period novel. The pitiful original owner was beaten to death by her husband. Qin Daiyu rises from the dead. "You like beating your wife, do you? Fine, I'll show you what a real beating is!" She becomes 1.2kReads—Score134Shelves
31. 631 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 22.7kReads7.6Score2.8kShelves

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    Leziwen's crazy writing is worth it, hahaha (⊙ꇴ⊙) hilarious (´｡･v･｡`) both crazy and sarcastic

32. 632 综 Western Crossover: The Joker Insists I Become His Robin 综英美：小丑非要我当他的罗宾 Gold Medal Slacker金牌摸鱼家Two Male Leads410k WordsOngoing (The rating was just released, so it’ll go up later.) Also known as: “A Gotham Wage Slave’s Guide to Self-Improvement” and “Blind Spot Is Turning Up the Heat in Gotham Again Today” The straightforward blurb: Casimir, male, 27, works as an accountant for the Penguin at the Iceberg Lounge. Unfortunately, after six years of hard work, all he got was stuck holding the bag for a massive scandal. He tried to run, but Batman caught him in a precision arrest, earning him the deluxe Arkham prison package 3.8kReads8.6Score404Shelves

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    It's a mix of abstract and humorous, filled with tons of memes and hilariously absurd jokes. The author's writing is superb, the dialogue is witty, there's absolutely no out-of-character (OOC) moments, it's a rare pairing with the Joker, and it updates daily—it's truly amazing!

33. 633 她 She's So Powerful It Outrages Gods and Men, and So Cunning It's Terrifying! 她强得人神共愤，阴得令人发指！ Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Fantastical Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Unhinged badass heroine, comedy, ensemble cast, dual cultivation in Gu and body training] Mo Jiuli, an entomology expert, transmigrated into a cultivation harem novel as a cannon-fodder supporting character. The original owner had been framed, had her spiritual root torn out, and died. Her body was dumped at the foot of the Cliff of Reflection, where she came back to life. She awakened the Supreme Gu, the ruler of all Gu within her, cultivated Gu arts, and promptly returned to the sect for reve 26.7kReads8.6Score2.6kShelves
34. 634 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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    Light and cheerful books

35. 635 系 The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth 系统赐我长生无敌，却没赐我不老 Bu Nishang of Liuxi柳溪的步霓裳Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System] (A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.) “Sir~ Come on in~” “Yo 16.2kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves

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    Fellow Daoists, listen to this old man's words: the story of a thousand-year-old immortal who has regained his youth, traversing the mortal world, and cultivating a carefree life. Don't think that living long means you've seen it all. The entanglements of cause and effect, the unpredictability of human nature—even a thousand years may not be enough to fully comprehend it. While I act decisively, I am not a bloodthirsty person; I've simply lived long enough to be too lazy to mince words. If you're tired of those pretentious, childish tales about immortality, then read this book. See how this old man, with his playful banter and sharp rebukes, breaks through impasses, and how, with his wine gourd in hand, he walks the path of cultivation in a way that is both cold and humorous. Enough said, the tea is ready; I await those with the right affinity.

36. 636 抽 Abstract Literature? This Is Way Too Abstract! 抽象文学？实在是太抽象了！ Pure and Sultry Big Monkey纯欲大吗喽Modern Romance213k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous and zany + If you don't laugh, come complain to me + Reborn wild imagination + Hilarious roasts + System] Insanity warning! These aren't human words! This is the ridiculous literature of a space monkey transmigrating to Earth! System: Big Monkey, you are guilty! Your mission this time is to go to Earth and write a domineering CEO story! If you fail, you'll be stuck on Earth as a corporate wage slave for the rest of your life. Big Monkey: A domineering CEO story? Piece of cake (a wic 901Reads6.5Score114Shelves

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    These books are all really good. I was laughing so hard late at night that my mom told me to get out and laugh! 😂

37. 637 您 You Have a New Order from Have You Been Cursed? 您有一个新的骂了么订单 Big Fish Locks the Bear大鱼锁熊Modern Romance496k WordsOngoing [No CP!] Jiang Yun has three rules about who she won't insult: She won't insult her direct superior to their face, since that could affect her bonus and performance review. She won't insult someone's female relatives, because that's a basic moral boundary. And she won't criticize herself, because self-confidence is the foundation of success. Other than that, she takes on the whole world without a single reservation. Then she verbally tore into a creep on the subway until he had a complete public 150Reads8.8Score178Shelves
38. 638 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.6kReads9.3Score9kShelves

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    It's quite funny; the author seems to be planning to finish it next February.

39. 639 京 The Capital's Heiress Curses Out Showbiz with Her God-Given Gift of Gab 京圈大小姐靠妈生好嘴骂遍娱乐圈 Zhujing竹京Modern Romance330k WordsCompleted 4.8kReads9.0Score602Shelves

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    Push!!!!

40. 640 小 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓，但五行缺德 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 12.3kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
41. 641 第 Identity V: Life Is Hard, the Beloved One Sighs, and the Goofy Heroine Has a Bright Future 第五人格：生活不易，团宠叹气，沙雕女主她未来可寄 Gu Zhiyu, the Real Deal顾之羽本羽Anime Fanfiction347k WordsOngoing [Identity V + first person + transmigration + ridiculous comedy + unhinged heroine + memes + going crazy + everyone’s favorite + time travel + redemption + emotional gut punches] A blend of sweet and painful. Li Su had been into Identity V for all of half an hour when, on a whim, she raised her phone and shouted, “Identity V, launch!” Then she closed her eyes and opened them again, only to find she’d transmigrated right along with everyone else! A lazy nobody with neither skill nor social savvy, 1.8kReads9.3Score175Shelves

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    The first book has a lot of abstract descriptions, the second book is abstract and funny 🤪

42. 642 二 My Weirdness Scared the Gacha Game Chat Group Senseless 二游聊天群被抽象的我吓晕 EVOIIOVEAnime Fanfiction310k WordsOngoing Multiple heroines, anime crossover, Honkai Impact 3rd, Wuthering Waves, FGO, Arknights, Warhammer, Tokusatsu Have you ever heard a story about girls helping girls? Honkai Impact 3rd: The useless housewife: Sisters, my biological dad got hauled off to jail by the cops. Anyone who works at the prison able to get him out? Arknights: Amiya: Rhodes Island is just an ordinary pharmaceutical company. We don't have that kind of power. (Doctor: What do you mean we don't? Let me shut down the prison's ent 706Reads7.2Score100Shelves

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    Lord Zoffy is right.

43. 643 高 High Martial: From the Start, I Made the School Bully Grow Taste Buds Inside His Body 高武：开局让校霸体内长味蕾 7kkkkUrban100k WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts] [Totally Unhinged Story] [Wildly Imaginative] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Fast-Paced] [Parody] [Hilarious] "You piece of trash, do you dare fight me?" When the school beauty's bully kept pushing him, Lin Mo furrowed his brow and activated his talent, "Sensory Transfer." He made the school beauty's body develop a sense of taste, forcing her to wail in agony... When faced with a powerful enemy whose innate ability surrounded him with lightning, Lin Mo used his skill, "Body Fluid 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just from the title, you can tell this book is incredibly powerful. The opening scene makes the school bully's anus tingle, and the subsequent plot is even more outrageous. It's like the author is writing whatever they dream about! [Crying emoji]

44. 644 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 52kReads9.1Score5.5kShelves

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    Loyalty! Loyalty to the Circus!

45. 645 名 In the Name of the People: The Showdown with Sha Ruijin in Handong Begins 名义：和沙瑞金汉东对掏开始 Liang Ziyuan梁子渊Male-Channel Fanfiction602k WordsCompleted Under Sha Ruijin’s murderous gaze, Zuo Zheng said, “A gang has appeared in Handong recently. It’s called Shajiabang. I’m not making this up. There’s even a song about it going around.” As he spoke, he played a song on his phone, “Blades and Shadows,” with rewritten lyrics: Handong has always been our playground, we call all the shots The Sha family rules a province, and controls the discipline inspectors, anti-corruption squads, and arrests Handong’s highest realm: the strongest connections, and 35.9kReads6.0Score1.2kShelves

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    He would say to Gao Yuliang's face: "China's reform and opening up is a mighty and unstoppable force..." When talking to Gao Yuliang on the phone, he would preemptively say: "This is Zuo Zheng, the Provincial Party Secretary!" Every time Sha Ruijin tried to slam his fist on the table to speak, he would say: "How can this be allowed?"

46. 646 相 I Get Stronger with Every Blind Date: I Have a Dating System 相亲就能变强：我有一个相亲系统 Your Sigh in the Wind风中有你的叹息Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Multiple adaptation rights sold, with over twenty versions of the short drama and animated comic released] [All life's joys and sorrows become stories; every laugh and scolding becomes prose] "Mom, I'm this old and still don't have a partner. Aren't you worried? Can you really bear to watch me grow old alone? I'm going back in a couple of days, so hurry up and set me up on blind dates. I want ten of them!" "Hello, matchmaking agency? How many blind dates can I get in a month with a membership? 104.4kReads8.9Score10.2kShelves

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    Qi Luo stood up, looking at her with deep sorrow, and said, "Miss Huang, I truly admire a girl like you. But I never expected you to recommend such an American phone to me. Do you know they're currently engaged in a trade war with us? Do you know that the money they earn will ultimately be used against us?" "Miss Huang, I never imagined you would take such a stance on matters of principle!" "I'm so disappointed!" "Our paths diverge; farewell!"

47. 647 我 I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我，我我我我我，来自不同时空 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban3.0M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look 30.3kReads9.1Score3.7kShelves

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    The kind that's lighthearted and fun, full of jokes and references.

48. 648 都 We’ve Transmigrated, So Why Bother Cultivating Immortality? 都穿越了，还修个毛的仙 Starry Sea, Secluded Plains星海幽原Urban2.4M WordsOngoing [Slice of Life]+ [Lighthearted Comedy]+ [Goofy Male Lead] [This book is mostly about everyday life in the modern world, seen through the eyes of a cultivator who transmigrates there. It's not the kind of story where the protagonist mindlessly shows off and slaps faces.] Shen Yan was a lazy slacker in the cultivation world. While other cultivators were still trapped in the cycle of “cultivate hard---make a name for yourself---get killed,” he had already given up trying. But his talent was so over 71.5kReads7.3Score5.8kShelves
49. 649 机 Age of Mecha Girls: My Girls are All World-class Racing Machines 机娘纪元：我的机娘都是世界级 The Penguin Who Can't Wake Up睡不醒的企鹅Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent 21.9kReads9.7Score2.6kShelves

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    My goodness! This novel has 1,600,000 readers! Just a few days ago it only had 1 million, and now it's jumped to 1.6 Million! It has a 9.7 Rating, and it's absolutely fantastic!

50. 650 穿 Transmigrating Into a Female-Oriented Novel to Give the Strong Female Lead a Little Male-Oriented Shock 穿越女频，给大女主亿点男频震憾 The Lawless One of West Chang'an西长安不良人Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Unhinged story + absurd comedy + hilarious + parody + snark + nonsensical] Good news: I transmigrated into the world of a short female-oriented drama. Bad news: I became the story’s number-one cheating scumbag, and the goddess heroine won’t let me touch her. She’s set on divorcing me and marrying a prince. Good news: I awakened a bullet-comment System. Viewers can make me stronger by sending gifts. Bad news: It’s a female-oriented drama, and all the comments are calling me a creep. Good news: T 10.1kReads8.1Score857Shelves

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