Looking for Pure Absurdist, Unhinged Fun Reads 求纯抽象发癫的乐子文

1. 651 重 Reborn: My Beginner's Gift Pack Turned Out to Be... 重生我的新手礼包居然是 Old Gao Has Grown Old老高老了Historical2.2M WordsOngoing After a life full of ups and downs and hardships, Gao Yang, an old man, finally found some peace in his seventies. Then a line from a beautiful livestreamer in a video, “You have to ride Route 318 at least once in your life,” got stuck in his head. He promptly hopped on his motorcycle and set off for the Potala Palace. But before he could even leave the city, he rode against traffic and came face-to-face with a fully loaded, hundred-ton truck that couldn't stop in time! With a splat, Gao Yang wa 70kReads7.9Score5.8kShelves
2. 652 你 Why Are Your Skills Even Funnier Than Mine? 你的技能为什么比我的还好笑 The Truthful One不诳语者Urban205k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] [Parody] [Skills] [Nonsense] [Meme references] [Occasional horror] In the seventh year since the world was reset, humanity faces an increasingly desperate situation. What future lies ahead for them? Win 100 battles to earn the right to challenge the gods? Why do deities from various mythologies appear halfway through? Why does one-eyed Odin stand with a black raven on his shoulder, surveying the world, while the Ten Kings of Hell lead the Four Great Judges in an assault on the No 349Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 653 我 Recreating Iconic Scenes in a Horror Game 我在惊悚游戏里复刻名场面 A Hundred Million Fish亿只鱼Mystery787k WordsCompleted [No female lead + iconic scenes + absurd laugh-out-loud comedy + national destiny + vengeful ghosts. If you don’t laugh in 30 minutes, come beat me up] A horror game appeared, and Qin Ming was ordered to take part at a time when the fate of the Dragon Nation hung in the balance. The System directly altered his talent, granting him an SSS...-rank ability: Meme Reenactment, which let him recreate iconic scenes inside the horror game. When Qin Ming unlocked Crazy Donkey, he said, “Vengeful ghosts, 4kReads8.9Score416Shelves
4. 654 一 The Carefree Sixth Prince 一路随缘六王爷 Seventh Floor Twelve七楼十二Historical1.0M WordsCompleted This is a somewhat different kind of story... Lighthearted and fun, with everyone going off the rails! This book is all about lively, cheerful fun. If you’re looking for court intrigue and struggles for supremacy, look elsewhere... Xiao Beiming transmigrated into the Great Zhou dynasty as its Sixth Prince... But he had a reputation for jinxing everyone he met. His mother died when he was born. Then, one after another, the concubines who took him in also died. In the end, even the empress died... 5.5kReads8.6Score410Shelves
5. 655 我 I'm Not a Player. I Just Want to Give Handsome Guys a Home 我不是渣，我只是想给帅哥一个家 Mo Cheng Moyu墨城墨语Modern Romance666k WordsCompleted Women like us deserve to read feel-good stories with heroines like this. [No romance pairing + genuine female-oriented wish fulfillment + men competing for her + everyone’s favorite] Inspired by A Miao, the most introverted person in Fujian, and Shunv, the most outgoing person in Fujian, two wonderfully witty authors. If you like their work, babies, give them a follow. A genuine battle of men for the heroine. The heroine is a player early on because she still carries a deceased ideal love in her 4kReads9.3Score760Shelves

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   Look at that gluttonous girl!

6. 656 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 215.6kReads9.6Score36.3kShelves

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   Both books are by the same author. The second book, according to the author, is a spin-off of the first, but they didn't have enough space to write more. Both are equally hilarious; I almost laughed myself to death at home. Another characteristic of both books is that they seem to be designed to sober you up a bit later, just in case you laugh too hard at the beginning. However, the early parts are also incredibly funny and irresistible, so I highly recommend them. The boy band part in the second book is both absurd and hilarious; the meme below is a famous scene from it.

7. 657 你 Are You Here to Cultivate or Sightsee? 你是来修仙还是来观光的？ A Certain Goat某一只山羊Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsOngoing If you really transmigrated to a cultivation world, are you sure you’d want to cultivate immortality? Or are you sure you’d want to chase that elusive Great Dao, venture into all kinds of dangerous places to fight over opportunities, then burn through resources while suffering through lonely, repetitive cultivation in a cave abode? Would you want to complete all kinds of System missions? Would you want to risk facing tribulations that could leave you utterly annihilated? Would you want to get ca 5.6kReads8.4Score523Shelves
8. 658 我 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 19.9kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves
9. 659 咒EN Jujutsu Kaisen: My Invincibility Runs on Public Humiliation 咒回：我的无敌全靠社死 Shark Little Overlord鲨鱼小霸王Anime Fanfiction306k WordsCompleted [New book launch, rating will rise] [Rich, Overpowered, No Romance] Also known as Jujutsu Kaisen: Above Heaven and Earth, I Alone Am the Richest! He transmigrates into Jujutsu Kaisen and awakens the God-Tier Wealth System. This kind of “rich” is different from the usual kind. Only Jiahao can grow stronger, so Jiahao, tormented by the System, gets started with his outrageous antics. Introduction: I am a wealthy one who does not belong to this era, a mysterious ruler above all wealth. Absolute str 11.4kReads7.9Score937Shelves

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   "I am a powerful figure who does not belong to this era, the absolute ruler of the powerful realm, the one who governs the powerful realm..."

10. 660 山 Team Member Yamanaka's Undercover Mission 山中队员的卧底行动 Mu Baijun慕白君Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsOngoing After being seduced by the Yapool, Luo Xining, who has never watched Ultraman Ace and has been single for a long time, transmigrates into the role of Team TAC member Yamanaka in a certain moonlit parallel universe, all for the sake of his fiancee. The Yapool orders him to infiltrate Team TAC and disrupt their daily work at every opportunity. And so, Yamanaka begins his undercover mission… (Friendly reminder: This story gets a little absurd, so please watch without overthinking it.) 332Reads6.7Score106Shelves

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    It's truly unbearable to watch; a masterpiece that can be considered on par with the supernatural.

11. 661 在 Help Wanted: What Should I Do About Being Too Handsome? 在线求助：长得太帅了该怎么办？ Plum-Flavored Cat梅子味的猫Urban171k WordsOngoing [Everyone's a joker + memes + cheerful fun + absurd comedy + witty banter + everyday romance + multiple heroines] With girls all around, I never make a move, yet every beauty treats me like a treasure. No need for tricks to end my single days. Being ridiculously handsome is the best! Skr~ Chen Kaiyan, troubled by his own good looks, posted a question online. People questioned whether being handsome could put food on the table. But over time, Chen Kaiyan discovered that being handsome really co 85Reads6.3Score—Shelves
12. 662 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 12kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves

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    No need to say more

13. 663 异 A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫 The Mountain Moon Knows Not of You山月不知君Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga 5.8kReads—Score325Shelves

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    How about this one? Absolutely divine! It gets more and more exciting as you read on! Every beginning and character introduction is intricately connected by a powerful causal system. I highly recommend this isekai novel to everyone—it's one of my absolute favorites. The plot is thrilling, the logic is impeccable, and the aesthetics are superb. It's definitely the most worthwhile novel to read this year.

14. 664 癫 Mad, Really Mad, and Getting Madder 癫，很癫，非常癫，越来越癫 They All Call Me Baby她们都叫我宝宝Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted One second, Ji Letang was crawling around in the shadows at a banquet, attacking everyone indiscriminately. The next, she transmigrated into a book, landing in an angst novel as its heroine. The kind of heroine anyone could take a turn tormenting. Ji Letang: What? The angst is only for me? She wasn’t having that. Ji Letang started going off the rails. When she was bullied, she spat right back. Even if she hurt herself a thousand times to hurt her enemies a hundred, that was better than hurting t 237Reads8.8Score102Shelves
15. 665 双 Comparing the Twin Star Arcs: This Trailblazer Is Way Too Unhinged 双星穹对比：这个开拓者太过邪门 Leader of the Sky-Blasting Gang, Dorax炸天帮帮主朵拉克斯Anime Fanfiction135k WordsOngoing [Ding! The fan-made video “Tales of the Xianzhou” is starting.]... [Hook: OK, the great Hook of Pitch-Darkness has got her little stool ready.] [Sampo: Sampo here, selling sunflower seeds right up front.] [Sparkle: Get me a bag of five-spice flavor.] [Silver Wolf: Nice! A merchant in the livestream chat, seriously?] 22Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    The package is abstract.

16. 666 癫 Mad, Mad, Mad, the Whole World’s Gone Mad 癫癫癫癫，全世界都癫起来 Xiao Nangong筱南宫Modern Romance251k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + showbiz + sweet romance + wild imagination + adventure + wealthy CEO] [Unconventional female star vs. scheming heir to a powerful Beijing family] Before transmigrating into a book, she was a famous martial arts actress, a martial arts instructor with incredible fighting skills, and the most hardworking person in showbiz. But as soon as she transmigrates into a book, a vicious villainess frames her with a sex scandal, and her scumbag fiancé shoves her into a swimming pool. Tang Yi 217Reads8.0Score100Shelves
17. 667 我 I Became God in America 我在美国当上帝 Pokemon No Guard Machamp神奇宝贝无防守怪力Urban330k WordsOngoing A young man from Dongda traveled to America and saw another side of the world, one covered in ruin. Young Latina streetwalkers all over the streets. American kids with diabetes who were still malnourished. Fentanyl-controlled zombies. Homeless people nobody cared about while they were alive, whose corpses were fought over after they died. Poor souls who had to work three jobs right after attending their parents' funerals. Life was too hard for America's working class. Because the young man looke 162.3kReads8.5Score20.9kShelves
18. 668 癫 Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫！癫中癫！霸总文里哪有不癫的 Five Blessings Rabbit五福兔Two Male Leads508k WordsCompleted Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner 5.9kReads9.2Score793Shelves
19. 669 普 An Average Girl Getting Weird? Work Overtime and You'll Learn Your Place 普女还搞抽象？加班就老实了 Too Restless to Sleep for Money为钱夜不能寐Modern Romance505k WordsOngoing An ordinary face, an ordinary figure, an ordinary height, steady emotions, and average grades. That’s Xie Yi, an utterly unremarkable background character. For special reasons, she takes a break from school and studies at home. Everything remains utterly ordinary until one day after she comes of age, when people inexplicably start approaching her and striking up acquaintances. From then on, things get completely out of hand. At first, she doesn’t understand why they’re getting close to her. Then 421Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    The first book is the third and fourth volumes of the comic, which I highly recommend because they are really abstract, especially the last one. It used to be called "Guagua Guagua Guagua," which means "lots of melons" ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧

20. 670 全 Everyone, Aim at the Idea King and Take the Safety Off 全体都有！瞄准点子王打开保险 Mo Shiyi么十一Urban821k WordsOngoing Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and signs up for the reality show Three People Walk Together, One Can Teach Me, ready to stir things up. From the start, he awakens the Three People Walk Together, There’s Bound to Be a Mastermind System! The Mastermind, the Man of Action, and the Whatever Bro. In the low hills and foul waters, kindred spirits meet; in the barren mountains and harsh lands, the three big shots make their home! Three people, three schemes, and Jiang Chen is the lunatic 209.1kReads8.5Score22.5kShelves
21. 671 学 My Students Train Hard While I Slack Off, and I Become a Top Mentor 学生苦修我摆烂，躺成了金牌导师 Five Ridges, Six Beasts五脊六兽Urban2.3M WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Ensemble Cast + Rewards for Teaching Disciples + Lighthearted + Absurd + Upside-Down Hierarchy] [A warm, slow-paced comedy] Dong Chao transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world and becomes a slacker teacher at a martial arts university. With his foundation damaged, he is completely unable to cultivate. Fortunately, he awakens the Mentor and Friend System. As long as he earns his students' approval, he can absorb their talents, supernatural abilities, techniques, cultivatio 15.4kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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    Abstract and humorous, yet teaches real skills

22. 672 男 The Devoted Hero Rushing into My Arms? I’ll Kick Him Away 男主深情扑来，看我一脚踹开 Hu Tutu胡凃凃Ancient Romance543k WordsCompleted Lu Ran accidentally transmigrated. Just as she was telling herself to make the best of things, she discovered that, because she'd arrived in an awkward way, she'd landed in a world where countless ancient romance novels had merged together. This world was full of handsome men and all kinds of charming, adorable, and elegant beauties. Love at first sight happened every day. Every time two people met eyes, their hearts would skip a beat, and there was no shortage of heroes saving damsels in distre 54Reads8.2Score—Shelves
23. 673 我 I’m a Player, and I Make the Traveler and Rover Livestream 我，玩家，让旅行者和漂泊者直播 Burying This Night埋葬此夜Anime Fanfiction346k WordsCompleted [No filial sons allowed] [No Scattered fans allowed] [Parody and wild ideas] [PC gamers] [Urban fantasy] [No CP] [Meme-heavy, not serious] [Chapters are a little short] Just as the Traveler thought that players and games would go on like this forever, the biggest surprise arrived. “Wuthering Waves launches tomorrow? Huh, it doesn't take up that much space.” At those words, he met another young man with black hair and golden eyes on his computer. The Traveler decided to put him in his place first 180Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    Abstract writing, take a look [crying]

24. 674 求 Survival Game: I Summon Tom Cat from the Start 求生游戏：开局召唤汤姆猫 The Flying Ink Ship飞翔的墨水号Mystery350k WordsOngoing [Comedy, invincible, survival, not a do-gooder] When Zhang Feng woke up, he was shocked to discover that he had transmigrated into a survival game, where he was forced to take part in one deadly challenge after another. Apart from him, billions of people around the world had transmigrated into the game. Just as he thought he was going to die there, Zhang Feng obtained a Companion Summoning System. The moment he summoned a certain blue-and-white cat, he knew. [Magic cat, we’re set! Totally, total 142Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    If all else fails, you can go play Tom and Jerry [smirk]

25. 675 我 My Livestream Mission Is to Livestream 我的直播任务是直播 An Accident是个意外Urban601k WordsOngoing [Livestream] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Just-for-Fun Story] Jiang Xian gets a Livestream System. As long as he completes tasks while livestreaming, he can earn rewards. [Ding! Host's livestream task for today: livestream.] Jiang Xian: ??? What do you mean, my livestream task is to livestream? [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've received a reward: 10 in cash!] Jiang Xian: ??? 10? Not ten thousand, just ten bucks? I've never seen a System this stingy!!! 254.1kReads8.7Score25.4kShelves
26. 676 傅 Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总，您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He 66.4kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    The ones I recommend are all pretty crazy, and I'm in pretty high spirits too. If you like reading really crazy stuff, come find me. Don't worry, these are definitely good. I highly recommend the third one; I think many people have read it, so I suggest you check out the others I recommend.

27. 677 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.5kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
28. 678 万 Myriad Realms: The Aberrant Mother Wants to Eat Biomass Again Today 万界：畸变母体今天也想吃生物质 Not a Fan of Xiaoyuan不是小圆厨Anime Fanfiction87k WordsOngoing [Genshin Impact] [Minecraft] [Escape from Tarkov: Arena Breakout] [Puella Magi Madoka Magica] [Terraria] [Warhammer Fantasy] [Lobotomy Corporation] [Library of Ruina] [Dreaming] [Metro Royale] [The Cautious Hero] [Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End] [Arknights] [My Little Pony] [Azur Lane] [Blue Archive] [Ultraman] [Mount & Blade] [Daoist Gu] [The End of Ten Days] [The Backrooms] [SCP Foundation] [Attack on Titan] [Honkai: Star Rail] [The Legend of Zelda] [Skul: The Hero Slayer] [They Are Billions] [ 10Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 679 不 Aren't You My Little Sister? How Did You Become My Child Bride?! 不是妹妹吗？怎么就童养媳了！ White Robes, Long Sword, Wine白衣长剑酒Urban617k WordsOngoing [Unrelated-by-blood younger sister]+ [Top-tier star]+ [Beautiful coworker]+ [Campus beauty who’s his sister’s roommate]+ [Multiple heroines]+ [Sweet everyday romance]+ [Intense flirtatious push and pull] A stunning younger sister who’s just started her first year of college moves into Jiang Che’s rental apartment. They aren’t related by blood. He’d hoped for a quiet life, but her arrival sets off a whole string of events: her campus-beauty roommate makes the first move; a beautiful coworker kee 56kReads8.4Score6.5kShelves
30. 680 人 I’m a High School Senior, So What’s This Emperor-Raising System? 人在高三，大帝养成系统什么鬼？ Li Guhong李孤鸿Urban155k WordsOngoing [Romance] [Everyday Life] [Absurd] [Ding! The Great Emperor Training System has been successfully bound!] [As a newcomer to the world of cultivation, you should harbor great ambitions. How can you let women distract you? But just after joining a newly founded sect, you meet your gentle and considerate senior sister, Bai Yifan. You know this is a chance to temper your character!] [Mission: Confess your feelings to senior sister Bai Yifan and get rejected.] [Reward: Three thousand spirit stones.] —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Everyone's crazy, it's hilarious.

31. 681 穿 After Entering a Bad-End Comic, I Took the Lead in Tearing Up the Script 穿进be漫画后，我带头手撕剧本 Gu Qingying, Who Loves Tench喜欢十间鱼的顾清影Urban677k WordsOngoing [Forum-style posts + mistaken assumptions and exaggerated interpretations + beautiful, strong, and tragic characters + ensemble cast finding redemption + no romance] Yan Qi always felt he’d transmigrated into this world in entirely the wrong way. It was bad enough that he’d ended up in a depressing superpower comic where everyone died. To make matters worse, the ability he awakened, [Words of Absolute Truth], came with a deadly side effect: the more bluntly he spoke while changing cause and ef 149.1kReads9.4Score20.5kShelves
32. 682 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 261.1kReads9.5Score18.8kShelves
33. 683 癫 Crazy Girls, Fly Fearlessly: You're on Your Own If Things Go Wrong 癫婆勇敢飞，出事自己背 Hot Pot and Snow Watching吃火锅看雪Modern Romance258k WordsCompleted [Absurd humor + parallel worlds + completely unhinged + romance] Overnight, Zhan Xiyue transmigrated into the body of a wealthy heiress. But the real heiress was hopelessly love-struck, or rather, love-sick! Not only had her scumbag boyfriend swindled her out of all her money, she had also cut ties with her rich parents. Her father ignored her, her brother wanted nothing to do with her, and in the end the whole internet turned against her. She went on a variety show to make some money for pickin 29Reads6.9Score—Shelves
34. 684 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves
35. 685 我 I’m a Sword-Tongued Troublemaker, You’re Sharp-Tongued, and We’re Both Shameless 我贩剑，你毒舌，我俩都缺大德 Ye Xiaoqi叶筱柒Modern Romance313k WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry + livestream variety show + going crazy + System + face-slapping satisfaction] Yan Mu, a fake heiress, suddenly discovers she’s only a stand-in for the real heiress. Once she’s no longer useful, she’s kicked to the curb and left with a tragic fate! She goes completely berserk! When faced with her disgusting “family,” Yan Mu rinses a toilet mop and flings it in their faces, disgusting them so badly they can’t eat for three days. When confronted by a disgusting thug, Yan 204Reads9.0Score104Shelves
36. 686 我 I’ll Fawn, I’ll Fawn, I’ll Fawn and Fawn and Fawn 我舔，我舔，我舔舔舔舔舔 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance242k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + sweet romance + satisfying payoffs + everyone dotes on the heroine + wild imagination + mutual devotion] Tong Anran transmigrates into the body of an orphan who's about to die. The moment she arrives at the school gate, she spots a guy who is exactly her type, so she decides to make her move. Tong Anran: Hey, classmate, I like you. Will you be my boyfriend? Xie Wuyang: I don't like girls who are this skinny. Tong Anran looks at her scrawny figure and starts working out to 3kReads9.0Score629Shelves

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    I absolutely love these three books [Adoration] (especially the first one).

37. 687 三 Delta Force: The Sky Belongs to Hajiweili 三角洲：天空属于哈基维利 Yong Zui雍醉Anime Fanfiction376k WordsCompleted Honkai: Star Rail + Delta Force + Eerie + Technology + Divine Grace + Daily Life March 7th: From today on, let me see who dares speak loudly to me! [Luna - Infinite Arrow Barrage - Master Photographer - March 7th] Dan Heng: [Wyld - Sacred Dragon Cloud Knight - All-Purpose Caregiver - Dan Heng]... Deploying. Xingwei: [Medic - Galactic Succubus - Award-Winning Actor - Xingwei] Fire at me! Sunday: Huh?! I want to join too? Uh... all right! Birdie, birdie, no deal! [Uluru - Choir of One - Music Cond 212Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is newly written, so please be gentle! I'm serious about being abstract!

38. 688 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 17.2kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves

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    The eldest disciple is righteous yet wicked; when he's righteous, he'll even kill himself. An unconventional fantasy, no romantic pairing, and incredibly hilarious.

39. 689 我 I Get One Day a Month to Do Whatever I Want 我每月拥有一次，为所欲为日 I Have Water我有水Urban503k WordsCompleted A real-world sandbox. On the last day of every month, the world freezes, and only the protagonist can move. He can do whatever he wants, treating the whole world as his private sandbox. He thought he could keep this bug to himself forever, but it turned out others could move too: the Month-End Man, the Faceless Man, the Parasites, the Gravekeeper, and more, appearing one after another as the story unfolds. 740Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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    On the last day of every month, the world stands still; it's funny, bittersweet, and very entertaining.

40. 690 制 Punishing Villains to Earn Merit? I'm Oddly Good at Doing Good Deeds 制裁恶人赚功德？怪道积德这一块 Liu Xia Hui of Jiangcheng江城柳下惠Urban451k WordsOngoing [Livestream] [System] [Shenanigans] [Surreal Humor] [Comedy] (This book was originally titled The Subway Passenger Accused Me of Taking Candid Photos? Let's Have a Samurai Duel! All other titles are promotional names.) (Don't hold back your rating. A five-star review can boost my attack power.) A bizarre woman accuses Chu Zai of taking candid photos of her on the subway. Chu Zai binds himself to the Justice System, then turns the tables and makes her get up close and personal with an ordinary su 330Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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    Both of these are quite abstract.

41. 691 灭 World-Destroying Archdemon? I Grow Stronger by Reaping the Grievances of Civilizations 灭世大魔？我靠收割文明怨气变强 Tomatoes Stir-Fried with Cement西红柿炒水泥Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable protagonist + hidden mastermind across the heavens + demon lord + enemy of all worlds + ultimate big boss] “Don't ascend! Don't ascend! Don't ascend!” “The Upper Realm uses our people as food. Our clan will never retreat, even if we die!” “We've lost. Those who come after us, remember to keep a low profile and bide your time.” Who was behind the creation of the Eerie Clan? Why can the Lower Realm defeat the Upper Realm? Why is Xing Ying afraid of a steamed bun? There's no way to repa 5.9kReads7.9Score370Shelves

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    The first two books feature protagonists with rather villainous personalities, so please don't read them if you mind. The third book, "Piggy Hero," is so abstract, it goes without saying. The fourth book starts in the urban setting and ends in the cultivation world; both are quite humorous.

42. 692 变 After Turning into a Monkey, I Go on a Rampage Beating People Every Day 变成猴子后每天都在发疯打人 Zhang Jiuling张九凌Modern Romance433k WordsCompleted [No romance, the heroine shines on her own] When Zhang Yingying opened her eyes, she discovered she had been reborn as a monkey in a zoo. Worse still, she was at the very bottom of the troop's pecking order. Every day, she went hungry and got chased around and beaten by the other monkeys. Zhang Yingying thought, “People should have a moral baseline. But who says I have to, when I'm a monkey?” “If I have no morals, no one can hold me to them!” Go wild! Go wild! Enjoy a wonderful life with no 494Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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    I guarantee you'll want to conquer the world after reading this.

43. 693 星 Honkai: Star Rail: I’m Duanmu Yan, and Players Say I’m Utterly Deranged 星铁：我端木燕，玩家直呼发邪 Leader of the Sky-Blasting Gang, Dorax炸天帮帮主朵拉克斯Anime Fanfiction406k WordsCompleted [General Duanmu + righteous to a fault + Armor Hero + Emperor + Oma] Duanmu Yan transmigrates to the Honkai: Star Rail universe. “Once a loser, always a loser. Not worth explaining!” Jingliu: “Duanmu, what happened to you?” Duanmu Yan: “What a joke. What do you mean, what happened to me? At least I’m human, not Mara-Struck!” Robin: “Stop! I’m afraid you’ll hurt my brother!” Duanmu Yan: “You’re afraid I’ll hurt him, but you’re not afraid he’ll hurt me?” 52Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    How could we talk about madness without mentioning Dorax? [Smirk]

44. 694 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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    He absorbed my golden core. You, a mere Qi cultivator, where would you get a golden core? He absorbed your kidney stones instead! [Laughs]

45. 695 洪 Honghuang: The Four Great Tyrants of Journey to the West! 洪荒：西游四大霸王！ Little Jiu小小九Eastern Fantasy613k WordsCompleted [Scheming in the early chapters + becoming bandits in the middle and later chapters + no harem + System-based story!] Shocking! Were all the travelers in the Journey to the West actually transmigrators? And were they all four guys who shared a dorm at the same university in the future? Looks like Mount Ling is in trouble this time! Tang Sanzang: “Amitabha! This monk’s Dharma name is Tang Sanzang! I bury the heavens, bury the earth, and bury the Tathagata!” Sun Xingzhe: “Thirty years east of the 4.7kReads8.2Score379Shelves

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    The Journey to the West quartet are all time travelers?! Even more outrageous, they're from the same dormitory at a university in the future! This is going to be a huge problem for Mount Ling. Tang Sanzang: "Amitabha! My Buddhist name is Tang Sanzang, meaning 'burying heaven, burying earth, burying Buddha.'" Sun Xingzhe: "Five hundred years east of the river, five hundred years west of the river, the Buddha's position belongs to the capable [admiration][admiration][kiss], shouldn't I take a seat too?" Zhu Bajie: "Kill! Kill! Kill! On to Mount Ling, kill Buddha, steal Guanyin!" Sha Wujin: "Amitabha, you three big shots, you're too impulsive, this isn't good, not good!" Tang Sanzang, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie: "You beast, why don't you release Guanyin Sister right now?"

46. 696 诡 The Bizarre Is Resurging? I'll Just Power Up the Shadow Army! 诡异复苏？我直接强化黑影兵团！ Tomatoes Stir-Fried with Cement西红柿炒水泥Urban543k WordsCompleted [Shadowkhan + immortality + infinite enhancement + power fantasy + muscles] In his previous life, Ye Yang tried to dine and dash at the Water Cube. The furious owner had him beaten to death, and he ended up on Blue Star, where the paranormal was rising. This awakened his golden finger: the All Things Enhancement System! “Open the beginner’s gift pack. I got the Shadowkhan!” “System! Enhance the Shadowkhan for me!” “System! Enhance the Nine Yang Divine Skill I bought on Pinduoduo!” “Ke he he! Hum 1.5kReads6.7Score124Shelves
47. 697 萌 The Adorable Pet’s Inner Thoughts: The Cannon Fodder Spy Becomes the Demon Sect’s Beloved 萌宠心声：炮灰卧底成魔宗团宠啦 Green Peak to the North北上青峰Ancient Romance522k WordsCompleted [Erratic antics anywhere and everywhere, cultivation, everyone’s favorite, goofy, comedy] Take down the idiots and be yourself again! Su Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and becomes a cannon-fodder supporting actress, a spy in the demonic sect who must sacrifice everything for her junior sister. She’s tortured to death for stealing a sacred relic for her junior sister, her master digs out her spiritual root for her junior sister, and even her contracted divine beast belongs to her junior siste 297Reads8.4Score110Shelves
48. 698 救 Help! Hell Is Overrun with Ghosts! 救命啊！地狱鬼口爆满了！ Qi Yueban祈月半Eastern Fantasy120k WordsOngoing I never had the courage to reform the workplace or fight back against the rat race while I was alive. But the day I got worked to death, it all became clear! If I can't outplay those old hands of modern capitalism, surely I can take on a bunch of ancient, stubborn zombies! Rise up, working ghosts! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract, hilarious, and absurd writing!

49. 699 璃 Liyue Son-in-Law: I, Drax, Join the Group Chat 璃月赘婿：我朵拉克斯加入群聊 Leader of the Sky-Blasting Gang, Dorax炸天帮帮主朵拉克斯Anime Fanfiction335k WordsCompleted Absurd comedy: the real Genshin Impact. The Genshin Impact you play is fake (ง •̀_•́)ง In Liyue Harbor, Ningguang is celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Ningguang: It's my birthday, and all you give me is one Mora? Zhongli: This is what Dvalin gave me back in the day... “Shut up!” “How dare you even mention the name of Lord Rex Lapis?” Ningguang slapped Zhongli across the face. “You're nothing but a live-in son-in-law of the Ning family!” Xiao: “What? You dared to hit Lord Rex Lapis!” Ningguang: 117Reads6.5Score—Shelves
50. 700 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.3kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    That whining green-hatted snake in the book is absolutely hilarious! You guys have to come and see it, it's so relaxing.

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