Nobody Is More Absurd Than Me

Name: Nobody Is More Absurd Than Me
Author: Abstract Big Senior Brother

没有人比我更抽象

by Abstract Big Senior Brother (抽象大师兄)

Status: Completed
Length: 340k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Absurdist fiction] [Comedy] [Silly memes and jokes] [Mysterious Sequences]

Netizen A: “Streamer, why is your head so pointy?”

Chu Nan: “Then let me ask you this: are you a man or a woman...”

Netizen B: “Streamer, what do you think of sugar-free cola?”

Chu Nan: “Compared with sugary cola, chilled cola is way more refreshing!”

Netizen C: “Are you streaming tomorrow, streamer?”

Chu Nan: “I might stream tomorrow, but it’s not very likely I’ll stream tomorrow.”

The rest of the netizens:

“No wonder this streamer is known alongside Junichiro and Sun Xiaochuan as one of the Internet’s Three Mythical Figures. The undisputed King of Absurdity!”

“No wonder this streamer is Earth’s last Wallfacer and the nightmare of the Trisolarans. His left brain makes a hypothesis, his right brain attacks his left brain, and that pointy head of his is in charge of thinking.”

“Chu Nan, the Eastgoma man, is the sharpest sword in the long history of humanity: the Trisolarans!”

Faced with jokers, sarcastic trolls, and baiters who made fun of him, Chu Nan helplessly lit a cigarette. Ever since he set foot on the road of no return that was the Clown Sequence, he had become a famous online clown. But as his Sequence level climbed, so did his strength.

He stubbed out his cigarette, picked up his phone, and started up another prank-filled livestream in a crowded place:

“All right, everyone, eyes on me! Eyes on me! I’m about to show you all a Li Huowang impression!”

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