Looking for a Male Lead Who’s a Professional Simp: He’s Only in It for the Money, Not the Feelings 求男主是只要钱不走情的职业舔狗
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- 1 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 262.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves
- 2 Graduation Season: While Everyone Else Looks for Jobs, I Take a Shortcut 毕业季，别人找工作，我走捷径 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1kReads8.7Score—Shelves
- 3 I Quit My Part-Time Job, Yet Somehow I’m Being Forced to Become a Heartless Playboy? 辞掉兼职，我竟被迫成渣男？ Everyday emotional drama, finely detailed, sweet and bittersweet, with a groveling ex and multiple love rivals in modern-day pretend palace intrigue. PS: An everyday emotional story. PS: First published in March 2024. To pay for his gravely ill grandfather's treatment, Jiang Yang worked a lot of jobs during his three years at university: a lovesick lackey, a stand-in, a punching bag, a clown, and a human shield. He didn't care what others thought. To him, they were all just jobs. A straightforwa 28.7kReads8.7Score2.8kShelves
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After Six Big Shots Fell for Her, the Devoted Simp Ran Away! 六个大佬沦陷后，舔狗跑了！
[Everyone’s Darling + The Men Beg for Her Back + Romantic Rivalry Showdown + Comedy] Lin Qian was famous throughout the company because she was obsessed with Pei Linan, the arrogant young master who was set to inherit the business. Most people gave up a week after being rejected. She kept at it, unwavering. At first, everyone thought she was trying to marry into wealth. Later, they decided she was truly in love. Even Pei Linan thought so. Someone once asked whether she felt sad whenever she was
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My 26 Eccentric Female Clients 我的26个变态女客户
[She Chases Him to the Crematorium] [Campus Beauty] [Female CEO] [Sweet and Angsty] The novel’s original title was "My 26 Bizarre Female Clients". Qin Yu was an orphan. When Heaven closed one door on him, it opened a window. He was blessed with a face that could outshine any popular young heartthrob, along with a height of 188 centimeters. After receiving guidance from an expert, Qin Yu became a professional boyfriend, commonly known as a professional simp! Every one of his clients was a stun
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I Just Got Divorced, and They're Already Making Their Move 我刚离婚，她们就开始蠢蠢欲动
A feel-good power fantasy. No cheating, absolutely none. The heroine knows how to maintain boundaries. No cultivation, no System. After transmigrating, Lin Ze finds that his wife wants a divorce so she can be with the man she's always loved. Lin Ze lets her go without a second thought. He thinks they'll both be better off going their separate ways. But his wife discovers that the man she thought was her true love is actually a nightmare. She regrets it. She regrets it so much she falls apart. Th
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A Tycoon Hires Me to Marry a Yandere, and We Become the Doting Couple on a Dating Show 财阀租我娶病娇，恋综带娃成团宠
[Lighthearted Comedy + Feminine Looks + Dad Life + Cunning Little Darling + Dating Show] [Unconventional Pursuit of a Husband + No System, No Rebirth + Slight Yandere Vibes + One Heroine] After escaping from a mixed-race yandere woman for two and a half years, he raises a daughter he found and runs a small diner. Because he's so ridiculously handsome, a TV show selects him to be a female contestant. Gu Chen is furious: “Are you people okay? I'm a man, and you want me as a female contestan
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You Really Think I'm a Simp? 你真当我是舔狗？
There's a job where you work eight hours a day and earn three million a month. Perfect attendance for one month doubles your salary, and a full year of perfect attendance doubles it again. There are no benefits or insurance, but meet your performance targets and you'll be rewarded with either a luxury car or a mansion. You also get occasional lessons in all kinds of practical life skills, with everything taught from start to finish. The catch is, the job is to be a simp! Would you take a job lik
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- 9 I Have 90 Trillion Simp Dollars 我有九千万亿舔狗金 Chen Yuan, an ordinary university student, gets dumped from the start and obtains a God of Wealth System. From the start, he receives ninety trillion, but the catch is that he can only spend it on women. With no other choice, he sets out to spend it all, embarking on an extraordinary journey as a tycoon! 72kReads9.0Score6.9kShelves
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I Promised to Heal the Immortal Maidens, So Why Did They Turn Dark? 说好治愈仙子，她们怎么黑化了
[Love rival showdown + yandere + flirtatious push and pull + healing and redemption + succubus protagonist + nuanced romance] (The early part focuses on winning them over, followed by a yandere love rival showdown in the middle. The rating is low because there aren't many votes. It'll go up later!) Help! I'm surrounded by yandere fairies! To earn spirit stones for cultivation, He Shiqi takes on an absurd mission. He has to help an icy fairy who failed to break through rebuild her Daoist heart
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The Ultimate Simp: A Hundred Thousand an Hour 顶级舔狗，时薪十万
[Male Lead Is an Incubus + Chasing the Husband to the Crematorium + Deadly Love Triangle + Lighthearted Comedy + Sweet Romance + No System + Not Reborn + Substitute + Fake and Real Young Masters] Three months ago, the beloved young master of the Feng family mysteriously disappeared, setting off an emotional storm. Lin Xiao, a cash-strapped college junior whose parents had both died, was invited to fill in for him temporarily, taking on this unusual part-time job. He laid down a strict rule: “On
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A Professional Simp Doesn't Do Love, Not Even If Dilraba Kneels and Begs 职业舔狗不谈情，热芭跪求也不行
[Showbiz romance and sweet moments + succubus + the remorseful ex pursues him + romantic battlefield + everyone has a one-sided crush + dating show…] [Dilraba Dilmurat + Yang Mi + Liu Yifei…] Xu Fei enters a parallel universe and becomes a professional simp! Other people spend time, money, and sincerity pursuing love! Xu Fei treats romance like a job, earning over a hundred million a year! He lets the money flow through his account, but never his heart! Until one day… He has earned enough and
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Han Shisan's Get-Rich Diary: A Professional Bootlicker Who Leaves Once He's Paid 韩十三发财日记职业舔狗给钱就走
[Campus Life] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Angsty Devotion] [Love Rivals] [Chasing Him After the Breakup] Life has no rehearsals. Every day is a live performance! People laugh at me for being such a lovesick fool. I laugh at them for being broke! Everyone knows Han Shisan is a shameless simp, hopelessly in love with the aloof campus belle. Only Shen Lingwei knows he gets paid for it. What she doesn't know is that others pay him too: After he cured his family's illness, Han Shisan hung up his simp
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Playing the Doormat: Why Is the Lovesick CEO Chasing Me Instead? 当个舔狗，病娇女总裁怎么倒追了
(Romantic Love Triangle) (The Heroine's Regret and Pursuit) Xu Lin couldn't understand why his employers kept getting stranger and stranger after he took a few side jobs pretending to be a lovesick puppy. A possessive, domineering CEO: “Xu Lin, from now on, you can only hit me. You can't hit any other women, okay?” A cool, aloof campus beauty: “I'm sorry, Xu Lin. I was too calculating before, but now I see clearly. I like you. Will you be with me?” As more and more employers started making all k
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After Quitting My Side Gig as a Simp, I Got Caught in a Love Triangle 辞去舔狗兼职后，我修罗场了
Money has never been everything. But without it, you can't do a thing. After an accident, Chu Nan's family falls apart. His father loses his mind, his mother takes her own life, his grandfather suffers a stroke, and his grandmother's heart condition flares up again. In a single night, the whole family is shattered. To hold the family together, Chu Nan has no choice but to become a professional simp. But everything changes when his employer's ideal woman returns to the country. His family's trage
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After Giving Up on the Campus Belle, My Adorably Cute Girlfriend Chases Me Instead 放下校花后，被超可爱小女友倒追
Chen Yu pursued Song Yuxi for twenty years, and Song Yuxi took his devotion for granted for all that time. But when she learned he was ill, she kicked him to the curb, wanting nothing to do with him. As he lay dying, he wanted to see Song Yuxi one last time, to bring their relationship to a proper close. But what did he get instead? “Chen Yu, if you’re going to die, do it somewhere far away. Don’t come bothering me, thanks!” Only then did he finally see the truth. He was reborn to the day Song Y
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Forget Romance, Professional Simps Are Only in It for the Money 谈什么情，职业舔狗只捞金
[Succubus + Chasing-Her-Husband Revenge Arc + Deadly Love Rival Showdown + Lighthearted Comedy + Campus Life + No System + Not Reborn + Sweet and Angsty] Win over one girl, pocket a fortune, and watch the money pile up in your account! Win over ten girls, pocket ten fortunes, and claim a mansion and sports car! Win over a hundred... and even the rich list will have one more name on it! Chen Yu is a professional gold-digging simp, but he never expected that, as he kept winning women over, Ma
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Pay Me and I'll Be Your Bootlicker. I Never Turn Down a Client! 给钱就能当舔狗，我从不挑客户！
[Not Reborn] [No System] [Sweet and Satisfying, No Angst] [Witty and Funny] [Lighthearted Daily Life] [Professional Simp] [Succubus vs. Yandere] [Chasing Him?] Some people are troubled by being called simps. Some despise and look down on simp behavior. Others have turned it into a profession and make money from it... Jiang Chuan doesn't stop at being a simp. He's branched out into all kinds of new professions and holds several jobs at once... A punching bag for a domineering female CEO? A dedica
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Disaster! A Professional Simp’s Entire Persona Has Crumbled 糟糕爆雷：职业舔狗人设彻底崩了
[Multiple Heroines + Husband-Torturing Love Rival Showdown + Sweet and Angsty Romance + Daily Life + No System + Delicate and Sickly Heroines] No synopsis. Just read if you feel like it. It’s not that I don’t want to write a synopsis. There’s just too much to explain. I’m only a little author! Thanks, everyone, for understanding.
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I’m Done Chasing You, So Why Are You in Such a Hurry? 我不舔了，你们着啥急？
I’m done chasing after you. Why are you all in such a hurry?
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The Simp Has Had Enough. Why Are You Panicking, CEO Girlfriend? 舔狗不舔了，总裁女友你急什么？
The Simp Has Stopped Simping. CEO Girlfriend, What Are You So Worried About?
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Your Part-Time Boyfriend: Don't Come to Me for Romance 兼职男友，谈情说爱别找我
[Small System] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Everyday Pursuit of Women] [No Angst or Toxicity] [Positive and Uplifting] [Not Reborn] [Chasing Him] [Mostly Urban Daily Life] After the orphan Zhou Nanfeng went through a series of setbacks, a Boyfriend-for-Hire System fell from the sky. Tempted by a hundred million, he embarked on a series of everyday missions to pursue women. Each part-time job was more outrageous than the last, and beautiful women kept bringing one bizarre complication after another.
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The A-Share Market Is My ATM A股就是我的提款机
[Urban life + stock trading + corporate warfare + play the pig to eat the tiger] (The protagonist isn’t invincible, there’s no System, and the story isn’t brainless. It also doesn’t teach stock market technical analysis. The protagonist trades solely through investment strategies, so read with caution if that bothers you!) On the surface, Luo Feng is a carefree, irreverent internet traffic specialist. In reality, he leads a crowd of hot-money investors and retail traders. His favorite way to spe
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- 24 The Luo Stock Theory 罗氏股票理论 “Now! Sell everything!” Luo Feng issued the order in a tone that brooked no argument, then decisively liquidated his entire stock portfolio. Once he was done, he posted the news in the group chat, closed his eyes, and slumped wearily onto the floor beside the sofa. He gazed out the window at the vast, boundless sea. Its surface looked calm and still, yet beneath that tranquil facade seemed to lurk endless unknowns. Time appeared to freeze in that moment, everything seeming so peaceful, while a s 127Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Other Shore Between Two Worlds 两界彼岸
[Urban fantasy | Light, accessible prose | Humorous early on | Sweet at first, angsty later | Happy ending] Heaven is impartial, treating all things like straw dogs. The people are unjust, treating human lives like worms. Rather than save a heap of filthy worms, why not destroy the cage that holds them? Break through the two realms and return to the Other Shore...
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Bianji, I Became a Demon for You 辩机，我为你成魔
Bianji, I became a demon for you
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Red-Crushed Hands, Yellow Wisteria Wine 红酥手，黄藤酒
Red silk hands, yellow vine wine
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Use Your White Moonlight's Face to Love Someone Else 用你的白月光脸，爱别人
Love Someone Else with Your White Moonlight’s Face
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Who Says Being a Bootlicker Is Shameful? Watch Me Turn the Tables! 谁说舔狗丢脸，看我逆风翻盘！
[Witty Comedy] [Simp System] [Saving Love] [The Book Praises You, Come On In and See!] Some people say being a simp is embarrassing? Well, it sure is... Wait, no! It may be embarrassing for others, but in my eyes, Liu Qi, it's a way to turn my life around! "Liu Qi, I was wrong... I was blind to your worth. Please, spare me this once!" Looking at the goddess's pitiful face, Liu Qi, who had transmigrated here, remained unmoved. He looked down at Liu Mei, a cold smile curling his lips, and sai
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Reborn in 2010: Starting by Making My First Love Cry 重生2010，从骂哭白月光开始
[Satisfying Revenge] [Multiple Heroines] [No Dithering] A car accident sends Yu Kuo sixteen years into the past. He vows to make as much money as he can and leave no regrets. He builds a bubble tea empire, makes his mark on the internet, and ventures into new energy. Before he knows it, Yu Kuo has become a pioneer leading the times.
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- 31 Back to 1978 to Embrace a New Era 回到七八年拥抱大时代 This is a story of rural life in a past era. There are no grand wealth-making ventures or lofty political positions, just the everyday squabbles and bustle of village life. It tells the ordinary stories of rural people and the family lives of ordinary folks. Hard work and hardship, sweetness and happiness, are all part of life. Let’s look back together on that passionate, striving era and step with the author into village life, where human warmth and coldness are both on display. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Team Up to Go Home for the New Year: Why Are All My Teammates Goddesses? 组队回家过年：队友竟然全是女神
[Urban + System + multiple women + lighthearted + feel-good power fantasy + mostly everyday life] “Yang Tian, if you don’t bring home a girlfriend this New Year, you’re sleeping in the pigsty!” Faced with his mother’s ultimatum, penniless Yang Tian suddenly obtains the [Instance Party System]. As long as he posts a mission, all kinds of goddesses will accept it and “team up” with him to go home and conquer every obstacle. New Year’s Eve, family reunion dinner. Uncle: “I heard Yang Tian lost his
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- 33 You Thought I Was Too Weak, So My Cultivation Technique Went Dark Overnight 嫌我太弱，我的功法连夜黑化了 [Lighthearted + Misunderstandings + Chat Group + Fully Automated Training + Overpowered Power Fantasy] Yang Tian transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world. With mediocre talent, he only wants to lie flat. But who could have guessed that the cultivation techniques inside him would think he was too weak and turn sentient overnight! And that’s not all. His techniques even set up a chat group: [Iron Shirt] left the group and wrote: “The Host is too fragile. I went for a soak at the nuclear power 730Reads—Score102Shelves
- 34 I Used the Myriad Worlds Exchange System to Redeem Myself 我用万界兑换系统兑换我自己 [System + mastermind behind the scenes + multiple worlds + apocalypse + no saintly hero] Yang Tian acquired a strange System. The items in its shop turned out to be attributes he had "lost" himself? [Looks +10]? I lost that! [Intelligence +20]? I lost that too! [Protective Astral Energy]? That's my passive skill! Yang Tian: "Hey, System bro, aren't you just making me pay to buy myself back?!" The world changed. The Gray Realm descended, and reality merged with the mysterious and uncanny. Wit 157Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Getting Involved with an Interstellar Bigshot, the Boy Doesn't Want to Get Married! 招惹星际大佬后！少年他不想结婚
[Dual Male Leads + Interstellar + ABO + EVN + Multiple Couples] Jiang Luo transmigrates from the twenty-first century to the interstellar era, but after awakening a healing power and taking a life, the laws of the stars strip away his memories of his previous three lives. When he awakens again, Jiang Luo no longer remembers his past lives and can’t anticipate the dangers ahead. According to his diary, he decides to keep being a professional bootlicker. But who says a bootlicker is bound to end u
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I’m a Professional Simp. If You Want Romance, It’ll Cost Extra 我可是职业舔狗，想谈感情要加钱
(Love triangle drama + making the women pursue him + no System + not reborn + no angst) “Good apprentice, you’ve surpassed your master. You’re ready to graduate.” “Master, does that mean I’m a professional simp now? Can I go earn money?” “What do you mean, ‘simp’? That sounds awful! We call it providing emotional value. Recite the rules of simping again.” “Rule one: Never develop feelings for any client.” “Rule two: While the contract is active, the client is always right. Providing emotional va
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A Run-Down Rental: From the Start, I'm Bound to the Black-Silk Sect Leader 破烂出租屋：开局绑定黑丝女掌门
[Multiple Female Leads] [Everyday Romance] [System] [Character Growth] [Light Novel] [Extremely Sweet, No Angst] Grandpa spent ten years working as a magical girl in the neighboring island country and saved 4.8 million to support me through my terminal illness! But with each life-extending injection costing 1.2 million and needed every three months, I can still only live another year. Ye Zhou, a leaf adrift on a lonely boat. Just as I thought my young life was about to end far too soon, my old m
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