Pay Me and I'll Be Your Bootlicker. I Never Turn Down a Client!

[Not Reborn] [No System] [Sweet and Satisfying, No Angst] [Witty and Funny] [Lighthearted Daily Life] [Professional Simp] [Succubus vs. Yandere] [Chasing Him?]

Some people are troubled by being called simps. Some despise and look down on simp behavior. Others have turned it into a profession and make money from it...

Jiang Chuan doesn't stop at being a simp. He's branched out into all kinds of new professions and holds several jobs at once...

A punching bag for a domineering female CEO?

A dedicated simp for the campus belle and class beauty?

A sparring partner for a rich young lady?

A contract boyfriend for a yandere office worker?

When fellow professionals ask Jiang Chuan how he can be so persistent and passionate about being a simp,

he always replies coolly, "You simp to win a smile from the campus goddess. I do it for the money."

Jiang Chuan's motto: I have never pursued goddesses, only money. As long as the pay is right, I guarantee satisfaction!

When someone asks if he might develop real feelings for a goddess, Jiang Chuan solemnly waves a hand. "Catching feelings is the ultimate professional faux pas!"

"But what if a goddess falls for you?"

"..."