I’m a Professional Simp. If You Want Romance, It’ll Cost Extra

(Love triangle drama + making the women pursue him + no System + not reborn + no angst)

“Good apprentice, you’ve surpassed your master. You’re ready to graduate.”

“Master, does that mean I’m a professional simp now? Can I go earn money?”

“What do you mean, ‘simp’? That sounds awful! We call it providing emotional value. Recite the rules of simping again.”

“Rule one: Never develop feelings for any client.”

“Rule two: While the contract is active, the client is always right. Providing emotional value comes first.”

“Rule three: Treat former clients like strangers. Don’t let them affect the experience of current clients.”

“Excellent. And remember, apprentice: you’re a professional simp, so charge extra.”

Thus, Jiang Duyu began his career as a professional simp.

And every one of his clients was a rich beauty.

The aloof goddess Xu Wanyue.

The sickly goddess Chu Bingxian.

The obsessive, possessive professor Mu Yuxiao.

Once Jiang Duyu had earned enough money, he planned to run away. But none of them was willing to let him go.

Then, one day, Professor Mu Yuxiao imprisoned him. By then, it was already too late for Jiang Duyu to escape...