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1. 1 老 After One Night Together, the Dutiful Employee and the Succubus CEO 老实员工和魅魔总裁一夜过后 Jiaojiang Liang Qi椒江梁七Modern Romance502k WordsOngoing A sincere, hardworking intern VS a top-tier succubus of a CEO boss One-on-one, both untouched | Six-year age gap Male lead: Has wanted her for a long time, makes careful plans at every turn, and is a guiding kind of lover. Female lead: Knows she’s beautiful, but keeps a low profile. Career-minded, clear-headed, and free-spirited. [They’re attracted to each other from the start, with plenty of romantic tension. The story doesn’t promote harmful values. If it’s not your thing, please don’t flame m 753.9kReads9.4Score90.6kShelves

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   A critical hit right from the start; one sentence was all it took to keep me hooked.

2. 2 宝 Behave, Baby: Sit Still, and Your Bad Husband Will Kiss You to Tears 宝贝乖乖坐好，坏坏老公亲哭你 Can I Add Cilantro?可以放香菜嘛Fantastical Romance250k WordsOngoing Late-Night Short Story Collection The female leads are delicate and soft, while the male leads are domineering and fierce. 1. [Little Erotic Fiction Writer × Hormonal Neighbor] 2. [Cool and Aloof Senior Disciple × Obsessive, Overpowered Dragon-Ao Protagonist] 3. [Confused, Clueless D-Lister × Beast in Fine Clothing Movie Emperor] 4. [娇软 Reborn Noblewoman × Scheming Regent] 5. [Timid on the Outside, Lecherous on the Inside Childhood Friend × Cold-Faced, Fatherly Childhood Friend] 6. [娇气 Mute Fema 349.8kReads8.1Score28.6kShelves

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   Ahhhh, I love it so much!

3. 3 沦 Plaything of the Murderers 沦为杀人魔们的玩物 Young Female Doctor幼龄女博Modern Romance554k WordsOngoing Original title: After Sending My Serial-Killer Boyfriend to Prison [Kind, resilient innocent girl vs. her deranged ex-boyfriend and his even darker, more twisted brothers] [Multiple men/no male lead + all male characters virgins + love triangle hell + coercive possession + love and hate + regretful pursuit] Blurb One: Two years ago, Jin Li personally sent her boyfriend before a court in Country Y. With the evidence conclusive, she watched him receive a death sentence. Two years later, she won th 20.9kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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   So good you can't stop watching

4. 4 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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   I just asked you if you'd seen it, and if it was really good—it was so good, oh my god!

5. 5 校 My Campus Crush Cheated, So I Married the Crown Prince. Now He’s Lost It 校草出轨，我闪婚太子爷，他疯了 Little Fuzzball小毛球Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [Reborn in school + possessive childhood friend steals her away + heartbroken campus heartthrob pursues his wife in tears + living-under-one-roof romance + 1v1 sweet love] It isn't until she dies that Su Niansheng learns her marriage was a lie. The campus heartthrob has been deeply in love with his first love all along, and married her only for revenge. Reborn back in her school days, she returns to the family of the richest man and impulsively marries her childhood friend, the young heir. She n 35kReads8.7Score5.5kShelves

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   It's incredibly good! However, there are some sweet little stories that you can read interspersed throughout.

6. 6 看 When I Saw the Comments, My First Love Returned to the Country 看见弹幕时白月光回国了 Lucky Fairy Cat妖精幸运猫Modern Romance230k WordsCompleted (The animated series is now available. Fans who only want the heroine’s perspective, readers who want exceptionally chaste characters, and highly sensitive readers, please don’t read. Multiple POVs, fast-paced romance.) A scheming, obsessive, dark second male lead VS a gentle, idealized first love Wen Yining had always been the moon in everyone’s eyes: gentle, beautiful, and considerate. In high school, countless students crowded into the hallway after class just to catch a distant glimpse of he 35.4kReads9.2Score29.3kShelves
7. 7 领 My Fiancé Stood Me Up Before We Could Get Our Marriage License, Then His Younger Brother Took His Chance 领证前失约，未婚夫弟弟趁虚而入 Tea After茶后Modern Romance331k WordsCompleted [Contemporary Romance + Younger Brother Steals the Girl + Long-Planned Pursuit + Devoted Husband + Sweet Romance + Scheming Male Tea + Marriage First, Love Later + One-on-One + Dotes on Her Alone + Powerful CEO] Just minutes before they were due to register their marriage, her fiancé, Pei Tingshen, decided to put it off, turned the car around, and went to the hospital to visit his childhood sweetheart, who had just returned from abroad. Shen Ruoxi delivered one final warning over the phone. “If 25.8kReads8.6Score3.7kShelves
8. 8 主 The Streamer Is Just Too Cute. What's Wrong with Sending Her a Few Gifts? 主播她实在可爱，刷点礼物怎么了 Li Man栗满Modern Romance641k WordsOngoing [One heroine, multiple love interests + sweet romance + livestream PKs + romantic rivals + adored by everyone + plenty of generous tycoon fans + all male leads are devoted] The rating was just released, so it'll go up later! (This work is entirely fictional, including its setting and livestreaming details.) Eighteen-year-old Ranran has just started college. To pass the time, she decides to become a streamer on Doumao. She only wanted something to do and a little pocket money. She never expected 14.7kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
9. 9 管 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 Chubby Peach Butt屁桃肥肥Modern Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 807Reads9.2Score166Shelves
10. 10 画 The Portrait Artist Joins the National Team, and Fugitives Nationwide Panic 画像师上交国家，全网通缉犯慌了 Frost and Snow in March三月飞霜雪Modern Romance770k WordsOngoing The rating for this new book just came out. Please show it lots of support! The Su family found their biological daughter, but despised her for being a frail girl who coughed up blood every day and was destined to die young. Instead, they doted on the fake heiress. Su Zhenyue gave a cold laugh and cut ties with them without hesitation, earning the money she needed to survive by livestreaming her paintings. Netizens thought she was just an ordinary beautiful artist, until her paintings started ge 24.2kReads8.4Score3.6kShelves
11. 11 美 Beauty Alone Is a Losing Hand, but I'm Still a Tycoon 美貌单出是死局，可我还是神豪 Cat Xixi猫晞晞Modern Romance649k WordsCompleted My new novel, Bound to a Multiverse System: I Travel Across Dimensions to Develop the Wilderness, is now live. [Tycoon + System + Mindless Power Fantasy + Spending Money Only + Detailed Shopping Scenes + Travel + Gourmet Food + Spending Around the World] Xia Yi'an was a poor student who even waited for sales before buying a 399.5-yuan wool coat. One late night, while desperately working on her thesis, she casually filled out a daydream questionnaire asking what she would do with a hundred billio 17.8kReads8.7Score1.9kShelves
12. 12 打 Gaming Makes You Beautiful: The Chubby Girl Jungle Queen Goes on a Rampage 打游戏能变美，胖妹女野王杀疯了 Mei Gui Chenxi莓归晨曦Modern Romance642k WordsOngoing [Glow-up] + [Online romance] + [Sweet girl on the surface, savage queen of the jungle in reality] + [Lots of face-slapping] + [Multiple male leads] Yu Mo is a queen of the jungle who rules supreme in the game. With her signature hero Jing, she cuts through the canyon in the game-boosting scene. In real life, however, she weighs nearly 200 pounds. Then one day, she binds herself to a beauty makeover System. Playing games earns her rewards, and successfully losing weight can turn her into a stunn 44.9kReads8.1Score7.3kShelves
13. 13 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.4kReads9.3Score9kShelves
14. 14 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
15. 15 穿 After Becoming the Junior Sister of an Immortal Sect, the Cultivation World Went Crazy for Me 穿成仙门小师妹后修真界为我疯狂 Embroidered Spring Tower绣春楼Ancient Romance541k WordsCompleted Ning Yue died and transmigrated into a cultivation world. Terrified, she immediately stripped off her clothes. Only when she saw the familiar flame-shaped birthmark on her shoulder did she finally relax. At least it was still her own body! To survive, Ning Yue threw herself into cultivation and earned a place at one of the five great sects. True to the principle of being a jack of all trades and master of none: Alchemy? Easy! Her cooking skills in her previous life were top-notch! Talisman-makin 23.2kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves
16. 16 小 Junior Sister! Pushing Yourself This Hard Is Just Rude 小师妹！再卷就不礼貌了 The Doorframe Went Missing门框丢了Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Intense competition + lightning spiritual root + alchemy + forging + talismans + formations + divination + no System + ensemble cast + no romance + strong female lead] Xu Ran is struck by lightning and dies. When she wakes up, she discovers she’s transmigrated, but she’s never even read a novel! After narrowly escaping death with the help of her past-life experience, she finally makes it to the nearest sect, the Smelting Sect! The sect only teaches forging and alchemy? No way! She has to learn 677Reads6.8Score114Shelves
17. 17 小 What’s Wrong with My Little Junior Sister Being Good at Everything? 小师妹全能一点怎么了？ Volcanic-Stone-Grilled Sausage火山石烤腊肠Fantastical Romance644k WordsOngoing Jiang Mingzhao transmigrated into the Cultivation world with nothing to her name. Her only asset was a portable spiritual realm where five days passed for every day outside. On the day Taiyan Sect held its disciple selection, she was found to possess a top-grade spiritual root with all five elements. Before the elders could fight over her, they realized things were getting stranger and stranger. A sword cultivator taught her basic sword techniques, and she started studying spiritual power bursts 1.8kReads—Score296Shelves
18. 18 魔 Don't Cry, Cold-Hearted Young Master. Your Sweetheart Is Here to Love You 魔鬼冷少别哭，你的娇娇来爱你了 Wendy温迪大大Modern Romance515k WordsCompleted [Both Reborn + Healing + Modern Romance + Mutual Devotion + Sweet, No-Brains Romance + Read the Blurb Carefully Before You Start! Caution] I fear the light, yet I follow yours, because it is you. Even if thousands upon thousands say there is only cause and effect, and no cycle of rebirth, so what if there is? You forget your past life in this one, and you’ll forget this life in the next. But no matter how many lifetimes Leng Siye lived, he never lost sight of his first love, because she was the 11.4kReads9.2Score967Shelves
19. 19 错 I Flirted with the Wrong Jerk's Uncle! The Chaste Master Fu Races to Marry Me 错撩渣男小叔！禁欲傅爷抢着联姻 Xiong Chuang熊创Modern Romance330k WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later + long-planned seduction + stealing someone else's partner + eight-year age gap + both leads are inexperienced + explosive sexual tension + possessive] Naive, affection-starved, scheming little white rabbit × abstinent, restrained, flirtatious uncle Jiang Zhi was drugged and stumbled around looking for her fiancé. As she passed the Fu family study, a pair of large, well-defined hands pulled her inside. It was her fiancé's uncle, Fu Yanzhou. Rumor had it he was abstine 24.7kReads7.6Score1.9kShelves
20. 20 病 Sickly Obsession: The Possessive CEO Lu Loves Her Like His Life 病态占有：偏执陆总嗜她如命 Little Fuzzball小毛球Modern Romance525k WordsCompleted (A brooding, lovesick demon king vs. a bright little ray of sunshine, sweet romance + possessive love + seductive charm) After Su Qingyan died, she saw the cold, sinister empire CEO everyone avoided. He had killed the scumbag couple who caused her death, then knelt before her grave with blood-soaked hands and kissed her body. “Yan’er, it’s too cold underground. I’m coming to keep you company...” Back in her youth, she mercilessly took revenge on the scumbag and his mistress while investigating L 52.7kReads9.3Score5.7kShelves
21. 21 让 I Asked You to Examine the Corpse, Not Bring the Dead Back to Life! 让你验尸，没让你把死人叫起来！ Little World66小小世界66Mystery409k WordsCompleted [Mysticism + Criminal Investigations + Livestreaming + Real and Fake Heiresses + Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium]** The most powerful family in the capital's elite circles found their biological daughter, Shen Ning, but treated her as a “blood bank” to donate a kidney to their adopted daughter. Her fiancé, Gu Yanci, publicly called off their engagement: “You country bumpkin, you aren't even fit to carry Wanwan's shoes!” Shen Ning immediately signed a severance agreement, then turned aroun 2.7kReads8.3Score441Shelves
22. 22 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves
23. 23 要 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show! 要成功，先发疯，恋综我最癫！ A Little Yiyi一只意意Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Comedy and Memes + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Showbiz + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Unhinged Has-Been Actress vs. Goofy, Love-Obsessed CEO Xia Li wins fifty million in the lottery, gets hit by a car, and transmigrates into a book. Before a second has passed, she gets hit by another car and lands in the hospital again. Then the original male lead, Gu Jinxiao, comes along to rub salt in her wounds. Xia Li goes completely off the rails and turns dark: “If you don’t want my lo 11kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
24. 24 那 Hey, You Mecha Squad! Could You Try Acting Like Humans? 那个机甲小队的，求你们做个人吧 Knowing Warmth and Cold知暖知寒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse126k WordsOngoing [Interstellar + mecha + ensemble cast + competitions + livestreaming + teamwork + secret identities + mildly comedic + little romance] A marshal of the Alliance, dead for fifty years, came back to life, reborn in the body of a delinquent girl who had been beaten to death. Tang Ying kept telling people she was the Alliance Marshal. Furious, the Alliance military accused her of insulting the marshal and sent her to serve on a desolate planet in a remote star region, where not even birds laid eggs. 2.1kReads—Score268Shelves
25. 25 捞 A Gold-Digging Supporting Actress Awakens and Is Spoiled by the Crown Prince 捞金女配觉醒，被太子爷娇养了 Moon Rabbit兔魄Modern Romance299k WordsCompleted Qu Xingran awakened to the truth! She was the vicious female supporting character in a book. She was vain and money-hungry, and used every trick she could to snare the capital’s golden boy, the male lead, Pei Linzhi. She thought she would finally rise to become a phoenix among the branches. But the Pei family would never accept a gold digger with such a rotten character. They gave Pei Linzhi two choices: break up with her, or be cast out of the family. Pei Linzhi chose to stay with Qu Xingran, l 8.8kReads7.9Score630Shelves

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    This book is so sweet it'll make you roll around in your arms!

26. 26 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 538.9kReads9.7Score71.1kShelves

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    The first one is one I personally enjoy reading; the latter two are really abstract and very good. The first book has a slower pace, the second one has a bit of a angst, and the third one is pure enjoyment. I bought a physical copy of the first book and read half of it, and I also read half of the second one. If you want to learn how to swear, just recommend this one; the third one is also halfway through—it's crazy.

27. 27 二 Kicked Out After My Second Marriage, I Thrive Back in the Countryside 二婚被赶，我回农村混得风生水起 Clouds Return to a Secluded Ravine云归深岫处Modern Romance204k WordsOngoing Strong Female Lead, Feel-Good Modern Fiction, Period Setting, Building a Career, Comeback, Livestream Commerce, Getting Rich Zhou Xiaoya is forced by her in-laws to have an abortion during her second marriage. Her ex-husband marries someone new, and she leaves with nothing but her daughter, returning to her village. Everyone thinks she'll starve on the streets. Instead, she makes a fortune selling goods through her livestream, and even helps the whole village get rich. How did the woman who was 140Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Not bad, it's quite good, it has a storyline and a plot.

28. 28 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.9kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves

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    ① Absolutely hilarious! The female lead is a professional "blocker" (someone who obscures others' affections). After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a domineering CEO's universally disliked fiancée. The CEO and the innocent-looking girl are all lovey-dovey on a dating reality show, while netizens vehemently criticize the female lead as a homewrecker. The female lead: "I'm annoyed, let's call off the engagement." The innocent-looking girl sweetly replies, "Don't be angry, sister. I have a tomboyish personality, we're just good buddies." The CEO: "You're playing hard to get." The female lead smiles, "No, I'm pregnant with someone else's child." She's given herself all this identity outside, talking nonsense—it's so satisfying! On the dating reality show, the innocent-looking girl digs a hole: "I heard you've only ever liked playing with boys since you were little?" The female lead nods: "Yes, girls are clean, they think I'm dirty from excrement." "Audience: The King of Shit-Bombing! Love it! ② This is a particularly hilarious book. The whole cast is idiots. Gu Juan'er transmigrates into a cannon fodder fake heiress in a classic novel whose brain is in her butt. All she does is court death and slap the female lead in the face. After learning about her situation, she plans to live a secluded life as a lazy bum. She just wanted to live a carefree life, but fate weaves its threads, tearing away the blankets wrapped around her. Gu Juan'er: Okay, I'll lay my cards on the table. That's right, I'm a master of metaphysics! Gu Xuanjiao (the female lead): I'll give you five million, be my woman. Chu Tianxian (the male lead): ... That's my line."

29. 29 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.8kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
30. 30 沦 Falling Hard! A Kiss Out of Control 沦陷！失控诱吻 Branch and Sunflower枝与葵Modern Romance273k WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later + the second male lead wins her heart + the ex chases her after the breakup, but she never looks back + both leads are inexperienced] Jiang Li found a revealing swimsuit photo on her boyfriend’s phone. A graceful figure, full of allure. It belonged to his female “best bud.” At the campground, Jiang Li watched coldly as they draped their arms around each other, acting like a couple. She gave a faint smile and turned to leave. “Jiang Mochen, you’re not my boyfriend any 26.4kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    🌸🌈🌺This is seriously hilarious!! A laugh-out-loud novel! She transmigrated into a book, becoming Xie Mi, the female supporting character with the same name, and is currently the girlfriend of the male lead, Xiao Jingxi!! The original owner had been madly in love with Xiao Jingxi since high school, pursuing him for five years, and finally getting together with him under Xiao Jingxi's 'charity' 😎☀️🍀

31. 31 军 Five Years of Marriage, and He Never Comes Home: If You Don't Love Me, Let's Divorce 军婚五年家都不回：不爱，那就离 Tea Fragrance茶叶香Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted The author has lived in a military compound as a military wife for eleven years. Come see what real military life is like. The short drama Raising Kids in the Seventies, starring Wang Kaimu and Wang Yunyun, is now streaming on the Tomato platform. Watch it for free on Hongguo. Feel-good story + period setting + military marriage + raising children + mutually faithful romance + winning back his wife + authentic life in a military compound The new book is almost complete too. If you’ve finished th 29.1kReads9.2Score4kShelves
32. 32 三 The Wife at Thirty 三十之妻 Call Me the Female Bandit我叫女土匪Urban2.1M WordsCompleted “Dad... Dad, a bad man is hitting Mom... Waaaah...” His three-year-old daughter called him, sobbing. “Don’t cry, sweetheart. Where are you?” Chen Fei was frantic with worry. “We’re at home. Dad, hurry and save Mom!” His daughter was crying her heart out. Just as Chen Fei was about to ask more, he heard screams coming through the phone... 317Reads8.0Score133Shelves

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    It's a good book. It's definitely worth having.

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