Hilarious, Laugh-Till-You-Die, No Entertainment-Industry Stories 搞笑，笑死人不偿命，不要娱乐圈文

1. 151 如 If We Have a Next Life 如果我们有来生 Long Xiaoge龙小歌Urban546k WordsOngoing If you're still on the fence, this book has: A group of psychic animals holding a meeting to decide whether to cut open their master's head An assassin who goes from campus beauty to a giant boar A baby who takes the g 4.7kReads—Score8.3kShelves

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   Extremely imaginative and uniquely funny [smirk], none of the comedic scenes are copied from internet memes, they're all original [cool] The battle scenes are all different, you've definitely never seen anything like them before [thinking]

2. 152 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves

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   Make sure you laugh; if you don't, I'll eat my hat. Drink beer upside down.

3. 153 到 Who Let Someone Like This Into the Industry? 到底是谁把这种人放进圈里的 Mousey Who Loves Meat爱吃肉的鼠鼠Urban620k WordsCompleted Survival-in-the-wilderness variety show + showbiz + one heroine + comedy All original, and the protagonist is not someone who transmigrated. A minor artist who’s been sidelined unexpectedly awakens a pay-to-win System. From then on, he falls into poverty and is forced to join a wilderness variety show just to earn a meal. He clashes with the other guests, gets poisoned by poisonous mushrooms... Let’s see how he manages to save himself! 171Reads5.7Score111Shelves

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   Don't look at this, or you'll laugh yourself to death and come back to bother me.

4. 154 带 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 Off-Road Driver of the Drivers' Alliance司机联盟越野车驾员Eastern Fantasy837k WordsCompleted You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   High-energy throughout, laugh whenever you want.

5. 155 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.1kReads8.3Score3.6kShelves

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   Everyday abstract [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]

6. 156 开 A Golden Core Fully Formed from the Start, and Now I Have to Survive the Supernatural? 开局金丹大成让我诡异求生？ Su Xiaoxuan苏筱萱Eastern Fantasy100k WordsOngoing [Comedy and Absurdity] + [Infinite Flow] + [Single Female Lead] A Golden Core cultivator has appeared in the eerie world? Eerie Fifty-Fifty: Have fun playing games, and keep smiling! Eerie Banana Guy: This is way too freewheeling! Han Xin, Top Player on the Chinese Server: Even a little drink won't help Han Xin recover from this. This guy is unbelievably awesome. Grandpa Niu from Turning-Over Garden: Are you cosplaying Louis XVI? Interesting. Three Spoons: No time to mourn Wang Qi. This guy is t 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   If you haven't read this incredibly abstract book on Tomato, you've really missed out. This kind of gem is unique on the entire site. Share it with your friends, they're welcome, they deserve it! [Facepalm][OK]

7. 157 成 The Mature Landlady 成熟的老板娘 Young Master Huajia花家大少Urban1.6M WordsOngoing For the sake of keeping the family fortune all to himself, Liang Dashan hatched a vicious scheme to frame his wife, Du Xue. Faced with her husband’s ruthless plotting, Du Xue fought back from the brink. She turned people’s motives to her advantage and used his own tactics against him, unraveling every conspiracy by playing along, and ultimately leaving the traitor with nothing but the clothes on his back! 30.2kReads7.9Score1.6kShelves
8. 158 红 Crimson Lips, Blazing Passion 红唇烈焰 Young Master Huajia花家大少Urban2.0M WordsCompleted A handsome loser and a cold, aloof female boss. When these two rivals cross paths, they act out a romantic tale of love, revenge, and sweet satisfaction. Office intrigue, cutthroat business, and political scheming are all handled with ease. If you want a story full of twists and excitement, come read The Strongest Man in the City. 33kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
9. 159 乡 Take It Easy, Village Miracle Doctor 乡村神医悠着点 Listening to Snow in a High Tower高楼听雪Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Xiaoqiang was beaten so badly in the city that he lost his wits. When he returned to the village, Sister-in-law Shuihua took care of him. Then the village bully, Liang Shan, beat him up. That beating snapped him back to his senses, and he even gained a special ability. From then on, his life took off. 3.1kReads7.3Score264Shelves
10. 160 在 Life as an Extra in a Cultivation World 在修仙世界做路人日子 Xuan Peng of Panlong Island盘龙岛的宣鹏Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing Li Xiaoniu is an ordinary passerby, as ordinary as they come. So why do I have a spiritual root? Why was I assigned to live with the male lead? Why do I have to take the blame for him? And why do I have to deliver a letter from the female lead to him? Please stop treating me like a useful tool. Even passersby have their dignity… Years later, looking at the male and female leads living in blissful wedded harmony, and the pile of gorgeous supporting heroines tossed my way, I suddenly think this is 6kReads8.1Score475Shelves

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    A hilarious cultivation novel featuring an unlucky, ordinary male protagonist, a ridiculous cheat system, and the daily lives of the second and third female leads, all of which are sources of laughter.

11. 161 沙 My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟，很强很疯癫 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu 10.5kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves

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    It looks pretty good now, not too tedious, and the upgrades are quick.

12. 162 须 The Sumeru Ring: My Road to a Comeback 须弥戒，我的逆袭之路 Turning the Tide of the Mortal World逆转红尘Urban1.4M WordsOngoing I was reborn on a rainy night in late autumn. Not far away, my second uncle and his son were digging a pit for me, preparing to bury me in a graveyard. In my previous life, I woke up and escaped, never to return. I drifted through life, and just before I died, I came across a news report. On this very day, my second uncle sold my newlywed wife to human traffickers, leading to her being abused and killed. This time, I won't run away. Whoever digs the pit will be buried in it. 8.5kReads7.4Score783Shelves

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    [Laughing][Laughing][Crying]

13. 163 红 A Cultivator in the Mortal World 红尘修士 Tianchen Xingyu天辰星语Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted One day, Yun Xi's soul left Blue Star, and she fell into the vast world of cultivation. She never expected to start out as a lowly nobody, with a life as fragile as a blade of grass. In the face of despair, she seeks out opportunities, rises from the dust, and gradually stirs up the entire cultivation world! 6.1kReads8.5Score589Shelves
14. 164 土 The Potato Oracle’s All-Purpose Comeback Theory 土豆万能接话神棍论 Tao's World涛视界8k WordsCompleted The Potato: An All-Purpose Conversationalist and Mastermind 435Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 165 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.3kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    It's a hilarious fantasy story that rivals the comedic tales of Qiaoqiao, Fengxi, and Yezi. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I was pounding the bed and got a beating from my mom.

16. 166 修 The Immortal Ancestor Reborn in the Modern World: Su Yufeng 修仙界老祖重生现代：苏玉峰 Silently Guarding the Years默守流年Urban682k WordsCompleted An Immortal Cultivation Patriarch Reborn in the Modern Age: Su Yufeng's Hilarious Daily Life Protecting His Country Su Yufeng, the Jade Balance Patriarch who lived for three thousand years in the world of cultivation, failed his tribulation and opened his eyes to find himself a high school senior repeating a year in the modern world. No System, no golden finger, just maxed-out cultivation and a face so handsome it's downright unfair. A reporter asks, "Mr. Su, why are you so patriotic?" He answer 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The old man who loves spicy strips

17. 167 大 Fang Yiai of the Tang Dynasty: This Man Is No Simpleton 大唐房遗爱，这个家伙不简单 Old Friend from the Northern Mountain北山故人Historical218k WordsCompleted Reborn in the body of Fang Yiai during the Zhenguan era, he seems foolish on the surface but is actually playing the pig to eat the tiger. Sharp-tongued, witty, and full of clever schemes, he rewrites his tragic fate without relying on a golden finger. At home, he resolves his conflicts with Gao Yang and befriends a host of lovely confidantes. Beyond his household, he navigates the imperial court and ranges far and wide. He turns his fortunes around at every step, eventually rising to the pinnac 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A different feeling, a different experience, the immersion is so strong!

18. 168 娱 Showbiz: I Asked You to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Bring Out the Ghostly Vibes 娱乐：让你接地气，没让你接阴气 General Commander Chen Tang陈塘总兵Urban558k WordsOngoing Cao Mu transmigrates into the body of a heavily criticized pretty boy and joins a variety show called Going to the Countryside with the Stars. From the start, he takes a gig playing the suona at a funeral? Is this really something a pretty boy would do? He becomes a Yellow River corpse retriever? That’s way too creepy! He carries a coffin with one hand. Please, do something normal for once! You can perform the Zhong Kui dance too? What kind of variety show is this? From that moment on, every sho 164Reads8.9Score—Shelves
19. 169 开 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏？我拿出了加特林 Shi Chen, Who Loves Pork with Preserved Mustard Greens爱吃梅干菜炒肉的石尘Historical1.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 20Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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    Humorous, witty, cunning, ruthless, unscrupulous, invincible, incredibly satisfying, featuring transmigrated systems from various countries clashing... Especially the boastful and disgusting system from India and the seductive girl group system from South Korea, they're particularly hilarious... Don't watch this during class or at work, I'm afraid you won't be able to resist! [Laughing][crying with laughter][smirking][facepalm]

20. 170 开 My Fishing Livestream Fails from the Start, So I Switch to Fishing for a Female Corpse 开局直播钓鱼失败，改钓女尸 I Want to Be a Dog我想要当狗Urban592k WordsCompleted Su Mu fished so hard that he somehow fished himself into another world, where he became Su Mu, a poor fishing streamer. Buried in debt, he had no choice but to trust the unreliable System and begin his fishing career. On the first day of his fishing livestream, he hauled up a female corpse. Su Mu insisted he hadn’t killed her, but was taken to the police station. On the second day, he pulled up the safe from Zhou Qifu Jewelry. Su Mu insisted he hadn’t stolen it, but ended up back at the police s 190Reads5.7Score—Shelves
21. 171 女 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂，成了暴君白月光 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score147Shelves

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    Hilarious and Deadly: ① A sweet and funny time-travel romance novel featuring a goddess-like doctor who transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with her lover and awakens a war god prince. ② Hilarious mind-reading + gossip system: The prince is so angry from eating gossip that he laughs like a pig. ③ A strong female protagonist who transmigrates with a space to take down scum and build her career. ④ Hilarious time-travel novel where the female protagonist disguises herself as a man and is crowned empress by a tyrant. ⑤ A silly and hilarious novel where the popular female protagonist swaps personalities with the demon lord, resulting in various crazy situations. ⑥ Hilarious mind-reading novel where the tyrant's two personalities are jealous of each other.

22. 172 直 I Hired a Locksmith on Livestream to Unlock the Love Locks on Mount Hua 直播请开锁匠，去华山开同心锁 Lan Yi婪依Urban920k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 310Reads7.0Score101Shelves

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    It's not from the entertainment industry, it's really funny.

23. 173 直 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊，全网后槽牙咬碎 A Generation of Wind and Passion一代风烧Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 3.1kReads8.8Score282Shelves
24. 174 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
25. 175 桃 King of Peach Blossom Island 桃花岛上我称王 Li Sanshan李三善Rural Life2.9M WordsOngoing Orphan Cao Jianping, a retired Marine, accidentally arrives on a deserted island while traveling. It is practically a paradise! From then on, his life is on easy mode, bringing him wealth and luxury! 16.4kReads7.9Score615Shelves

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    Super entertaining and hilarious novel! [Laughing emoji]

26. 176 综 Variety Show: I'm a Star, So Why Did You Give Me a Spooky Skill? 综艺：我明星，你给我阴间技能？ Strolling in the Night Breeze漫步夜风Urban596k WordsCompleted Lin Chen, who has transmigrated into this world as a fresh-faced young man, joins a reality show called Career Challenge. But no one expects him to send the entire production off the rails. “We asked you to deliver food, so why are you playing five games at once for customers at an internet cafe, with a 10–0 score after ten minutes?” “We asked you to act like a beggar, so why are you smashing stones on your chest in the street, pounding your head with bricks like your life depends on it?” “We as 17.9kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
27. 177 开 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 My March Breeze我的三月清风Eastern Fantasy510k WordsOngoing Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 72Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious! The protagonist, a ten-year-old brat, is practicing his magic array late at night, using a giant rooster as a practice subject. The rooster, thoroughly ravaged by Rong Yimo's illusion array, cries out sadly, "Quack quack! Mommy!" Upon seeing a hen the next day, seemingly mistaking her for its mother. This frightens the hen so much that it flies away and runs all over the yard.

28. 178 疯 The Good Baby Raised by a Yandere Male Lead Goes on a Rampage in the Apocalypse 疯批男主养的乖宝宝在末世杀疯了 Li Zi Is a Little Salty李子有点咸Sci-Fi & Apocalypse424k WordsCompleted [Alternate-Apocalypse + Spacefaring + Yandere + Wacky Humor + Cute but Unwell Heroine and Polite Yet Vile, Unhinged Hero] [Mutants + Godly Games + A Mortal's Body Matching the Gods][Apocalypse Early On, Spacefaring Later] Su Yin was a powerful cultivator in the cultivation world, but a lightning strike damaged her brain and made her think she was a blade of grass. Little Grass has been worried lately because she met a rabbit who not only likes eating grass, but also likes eating poop. But what c 5.2kReads9.3Score778Shelves

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    This is hilarious and good-looking.

29. 179 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves

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    A super hilarious cultivation novel! The female lead never follows the rules; she wants to quit but is forced to cultivate. There's no plot hole the author can't come up with. It's a complete story, no long waits for updates. Back when I was listening to the audiobook, I was totally hooked, wanting to listen to the whole thing at once! [Already hooked]

30. 180 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
31. 181 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves

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    LOL! [Laughing and crying emojis]

32. 182 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 183 甜 Sweetly Coaxed and Seduced! The Tyrannical CEO's Wild, Alluring Darling 甜哄诱撩！霸道总裁掌中娇野又欲 Bubbly Foam泡沫泡泡泡Modern Romance404k WordsCompleted [A chaste, scheming CEO + a long-planned romance + devoted, sweet love with both leads' firsts intact + face-slapping the scum + outspoken heroine + no misunderstandings, only sweetness + humorous, lighthearted fun + life is hard, so let's add a little sweetness + complete] Original title: Sweetly Coaxed and Tempted! The Dominant CEO's Wild and Alluring Darling Jian Yimo's half-sister tampered with her bottled water, and she stumbled into a man's arms as she tried to escape. The next morning. J 6.4kReads9.1Score510Shelves

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    Sweet and gentle! The tycoon has been plotting against Jiaojiao for a long time!

34. 184 扑 A Marriage Shrouded in Mystery 扑朔迷离的婚姻 Li Yike李一可Modern Romance546k WordsCompleted This is a sweeping novel that brings together marriage, love, and education. Originally titled The Rotten Chao Family, it is full of twists and turns, whether in Qin Qingqing's love life, the baffling marriages of Li Shunli and the others, Li Xiaolong's hilarious growing-up years, or the legendary experiences of Mayor Yang's family. Their joys and sorrows alike are deeply moving. 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is pretty funny [smirk]

35. 185 逍 The Carefree Young Prince Rises 逍遥小世子崛起 SangeneHistorical2.1M WordsCompleted While carrying out a special mission for China, Song Yang was killed in action. Fortunately, he transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing official’s son in a different time and place in ancient times. Armed with his modern memories, he lay low until he had learned the rules of this world, then began his journey to turn his life around: crushing the Xiongnu, pacifying Jiaozhi, and rising to marquis and chancellor... 15kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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    This is such a great book, I stayed up all night reading it, you absolutely have to read it!

36. 186 穿 I Transmigrated into Linghu Chong's Junior Brother: Big Brother, Want a Sword Manual? 穿越成令狐冲师弟，大师兄有部剑法你要不要 Two YY二YYMale-Channel Fanfiction49k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Linghu Chong’s Junior Brother. Big Brother, There’s a Sword Technique You Might Want —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, you can try it.

37. 187 重 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Ancient Romance445k WordsCompleted The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 288Reads—Score106Shelves

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    She stood up, pounced on him, straddled him, and swung her fists, slamming them heavily into his chest. "Cough cough cough..." Wei Yue saw stars in pain, the blows landing squarely on his old wound from a few days ago. He gritted his teeth and endured it. He'd already been beaten by the four Jiang brothers; what was another beating from her? He could do it, absolutely could!

38. 188 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.2kReads8.4Score1kShelves

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    Super hilarious and absurd novel, highly recommended.

39. 189 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In front of these fanatical German soldiers, could I possibly say I wanted to surrender? Could I say we were doomed to lose? Before the Allies even had a chance to act, my own comrades would have shot me as a traitor. My life was at stake, so I could only suppress my anger and give a perfunctory reply: "Don't rush, hold your ground, a slow, tactical advance, safety first!" Hans looked completely bewildered, clearly not understanding what "tactical slacking off" meant. I kept a low profile, coasting the whole way; while others charged, I strolled.

40. 190 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 3Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 191 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 192 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 193 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 194 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 195 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 196 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 197 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 198 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 199 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 200 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves

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