Hilarious, Laugh-Till-You-Die, No Entertainment-Industry Stories 搞笑,笑死人不偿命,不要娱乐圈文
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- 251 Underworld: My Sister Is Too Tempting, I Want to Be the Boss 黑道:姐姐太诱人,我要当大佬 Underworld + Passion + Multiple Heroines + Feel-Good Comeback + Migrant Worker A poor young man from a mountain village comes to Guancheng to find work with the girl next door. As soon as he arrives, he gets caught up in the death of Young Master Zhong and finds himself in mortal danger. Living with his older sister leaves him restless with desire. He plans to get a factory job, but instead becomes the target of a manhunt and the center of attention. Then, relying on his own strength, he crushes 1.3kReads—Score103Shelves
- 252 Dragon King’s Command 龙王令 140kReads9.1Score6.8kShelves
- 253 Reaching the Summit: Starting with an Anti-Corruption Campaign 问鼎:从反腐行动开始 The Way of Power is the righteous way! Hold justice in your heart and act justly! Only then can you forge ahead through political struggles and remain undefeated! There are no shortcuts on the path to power. Only those with integrity can reach the summit! 67.5kReads8.3Score4.6kShelves
- 254 He Went on a Rampage to Avenge His Sister 为妹复仇,他杀疯了 On a summer night, a woman’s agonized screams lasted all night. The next morning, her husband’s family announced that she had died... The truth behind her brutal death is gradually revealed... 14.3kReads7.6Score778Shelves
- 255 Underworld Storm: Sis, Stop Flirting. I’m Here to Make Money 黑道风云:姐姐别撩,我要搞钱 [Underworld + working hard + passion + multiple heroines + satisfying read + not brainless] The story gets even more exciting and passionate after 100,000 words, when the protagonist begins establishing the Five Lakes Chamber of Commerce. Dongguan, 2004: migrants pour in, and the underworld runs rampant. A kung fu novel brings the protagonist to live with the girl next door, but moving in together with men and women sharing a home is bound to be awkward, especially when several more big sisters 12.9kReads7.0Score474Shelves
- 256 The Police Chief: Storm of the Anti-Crime Campaign 公安局长之扫黑风暴 The three successive magistrates of Gaoshan County all met bizarre and tragic deaths. Lin Ying, a demobilized soldier, is entrusted with the mission in the hour of danger and becomes the new director of the Gaoshan County Public Security Bureau. Will she become the protective umbrella of the criminal forces, or govern for the people and restore a clean land to the region? Thus begins a series of dramatic events. Let us see how a female police chief unleashes an unprecedented campaign against org 752.7kReads8.8Score47.4kShelves
- 257 Women Are Trouble 女人不坏 On the morning of the sixth day of the seventh month in 1987, Liu Xiaoying caused a huge commotion in Shawan Village. After breakfast each day over the past few days, Liu Xiaoying had gone to the fields to weed. After an hour or two of work, it was already past ten in the morning, and the weather had turned hot... 34.8kReads7.7Score707Shelves
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Beating Up a Fox Spirit Who Wants a Title: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone? 暴揍讨封狐狸精:被她赖上怎么办
I Beat Up the Fox Spirit Who Wanted Me to Name Her: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone?
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- 259 A Gentle Trap: I Was Blinded by Lust 温柔陷阱,我被“色”字迷了眼 A Tender Trap: The Word "Lust" Blinded Me 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 260 Yellow Weasel! If You Dare, Bring It On! 黄大仙!不服放马过来! Yellow Weasel! If you disagree, bring it on! 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 261 Cowards, Keep Out: A Courier Battles Sadako 胆小鬼勿进:快递员大战女鬼贞子 Cowards Keep Out: The Courier vs. Sadako, the Ghost 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 262 Knocking at the Door, a Terrifying Surprise: You're My Little Sweetheart 敲门惊魂,你是我的小宝贝儿 A Knock at the Door, A Chilling Nightmare: You're My Little Darling 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 263 Doing Business in the Heavens, I Fleeced Every Immortal in Sight 我在天上做生意,薅秃了各路神仙 I Do Business in Heaven, Shearing All the Gods Bald 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 264 I Fatting Up My Childhood Friend and Bestie, Then Sent Them to Prison 喂肥竹马和闺蜜,送他们进监狱 I fattened up my childhood sweetheart and best friend, then sent them to prison 35Reads—Score—Shelves
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Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰
Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and
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My 45-Year-Old Dad Was Scammed Out of Everything by a 58-Year-Old Streamer, and Now He Wants to Give Me a Little Brother 我爸,45岁,被58岁女主播骗光家产,还要给我生个弟弟
My Dad Is 45, Got Scammed Out of His Entire Fortune by a 58-Year-Old Female Streamer, and Now Wants to Give Me a Little Brother
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- 267 Everything Changed After We Got Drunk 醉酒过后一切变了 Everything Changed After That Drunken Night —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 268 Love in the Kitchen 爱在厨房 Love in the Kitchen —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 269 My Husband’s Damn Tenderness Is All for Practicing on Me 我老公那该死的温柔,全是找我练的 All that damn tenderness my husband shows me is something he practiced on me. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 270 The Suite Affair: How Could My Son Not Look Like My Husband? 包厢劫:儿子怎会长的不像老公 Room 8: How Could My Son Look Nothing Like My Husband? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 271 Honey, I’m Going to Find the Muscle-Bound Guy Next Door 老公:我去找隔壁撸铁小王 Husband: I’m going next door to work out with Little Wang. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 272 After My Jerk Boyfriend Cheated, Seven Men Spoiled Me Like a Queen 渣男出轨后,七个男人把我宠成女王 After my scumbag boyfriend cheats, seven men spoil me like a queen. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 273 Humiliated on My Wedding Night, the Young Marshal Dumped Me on His Foolish Uncle 新婚受辱,少帅将我丢给痴傻小叔 Humiliated on My Wedding Night, the Young Marshal Tossed Me to His Foolish Younger Uncle —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Thrilling! I Infiltrated Cao Cao's Camp to Sell Fake Medicine, and Now Boss Cao Wants My Head? 刺激!潜入曹营卖假药,曹老板要砍我头?
Thrilling! I infiltrate Cao Cao’s camp to sell fake medicine, and now Boss Cao wants my head?
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- 275 I'll Drain Lanruo Temple's Pond and Give the Thousand-Year-Old Tree a Pesticide Bath! 带你抽干兰若寺池塘,给千年老树洗个农药澡! Come with me to drain the pond at Lanruo Temple and give that thousand-year-old tree a pesticide bath! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 276 Hardcore Mukbang! Hand-Mixing Milk in an Ancient Battlefield to Feed Wild, Rampaging Giant Pandas! 硬核吃播!上古战场手搓盆盆奶,喂食野生狂暴大熊猫! Hardcore mukbang! Hand-mix bowls of milk on an ancient battlefield and feed a wild, ferocious giant panda! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 277 Ragnarok? I Infiltrated the Norse Realms to Fit Odin with a Cybernetic Eye! 诸神黄昏?闯入北欧给奥丁装赛博义眼! Ragnarok? I break into the Norse realm to install a cybernetic eye on Odin! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧,我名下还有家男模店
Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club
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- 279 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了!谁也别说出去 The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—Shelves
- 280 BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘?我才是天庭的BOSS BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 281 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧,我只是只蚊子,公的! Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Woman in a Man's Body, and I'm Drop-Dead Gorgeous! 女穿男,我美翻了!
Wu Songmei, a modern military doctor, fell asleep from exhaustion after performing an operation for someone in her unit. When she woke up, she discovered that she had transmigrated to the Dayu Dynasty and into the body of Wu Songbai, a young general who had been unconscious on the front lines for three days. She was delighted to have changed from a woman into a man, but she was poisoned with a deadly toxin and badly wounded. Then the little orb in her spatial dimension gave her an antidote and a
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This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人,要我喊爸爸
Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv
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Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王
The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a
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- 285 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 374Reads8.5Score—Shelves
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Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了,王妃一心要作死
Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t
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The Baby's Thoughts Were Exposed, and Her Father Emptied the National Treasury to Start a Rebellion 奶宝心声泄露,爹爹搬空国库造反
[Family mind-reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + a powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + satisfying read] Shen An'an transmigrates into a book. She becomes a cannon-fodder baby girl who is sentenced to death from the start. Seeing her foolishly loyal father still wanting to thank the emperor for the honor, she vents wildly in her mind: [Dad, stop kowtowing! Our whole family is getting beheaded tomorrow morning!] [Your adopted son stole t
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Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京:我靠苟道称霸北海
Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down
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- 289 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 118Reads—Score—Shelves
- 290 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
- 291 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
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Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年
(Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea.
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Haunted by a Bewitching Dream: I Killed That Ghost King Nine Times 诡梦缠情:我杀了那尊鬼王九次
Haunted by a Bewitching Dream: I Killed the Ghost King Nine Times
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- 294 Room 302: A Wage Earner Clears His Father's Name Against All Odds 合租302:打工仔逆风洗清家父冤案 Roommates in 302: A Wage Earner Clears His Father's Name Against All Odds 774Reads—Score—Shelves
- 295 A Date with the Campus Belle 校花有约 A Date with the Campus Belle 252Reads—Score—Shelves
- 296 Caught Them in the Act, Then Scalded Someone with Boiling Water 撞破好事,滚水烫人 Caught Them in the Act, Got Scalded with Boiling Water 729Reads—Score—Shelves
- 297 The Fun Side of Teacher Xu's Lessons 徐老师的教学趣事 Teacher Xu's Funny Classroom Stories 54Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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- 299 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路,春意盎然哪! [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 300 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves
















































