If We Have a Next Life

<Urban fantasy. Wild imagination. Martial arts. Xuanhuan. Science fiction. Mythology. Social criticism. Absurd humor. Ruthless killing. Brutal revenge on villains. Mind-blowing twists. Passionate. Tearjerking. Distinctive writing style. Boundless creativity. Masterful joke-teller> If you're still on the fence, this book has: A group of psychic animals holding a meeting to decide whether to cut open their master's head An assassin who goes from campus beauty to a giant boar A baby who takes the graduate school entrance exam the moment it's born A divine dragon that drinks Maotai and eats people A cult that worships Zhu Bajie A man born from the union of a dragon and a pig A System that simulates life and alters memories A dog that dates online A talking, dancing sickle A pervert who confesses to ruining Chinese soccer A mermaid legend unlike any other A bizarre book called The Moonlight Beauty and the Pig-Slaughtering Chronicles An ultimate weapon that exists like air A great villain who gets foreigners all over the world singing, “We are all Chinese” A heroine who turns into air A protagonist whose head gets cut open This book also has: Utterly absurd parodies Wild ideas that explode from beginning to end Twists that defy all convention If any of that caught your interest, open Chapter One: Seven Animals Are Holding a Meeting.