Hilarious, Laugh-Till-You-Die, No Entertainment-Industry Stories 搞笑，笑死人不偿命，不要娱乐圈文

1. 101 她 She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣，禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂 Cloud Brocade Magpie云锦鹊Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?” 19.4kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
2. 102 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 238.8kReads9.6Score24.6kShelves
3. 103 佛 Buddha’s Chosen One, Stop Abstaining: Your Lord of the Netherworld Has Descended 佛子别禁欲，你的冥渊阎主下凡了 Listening to the Rain on the Bank伏岸听雨Modern Romance217k WordsOngoing [Two Powerful Leads Sparring + Hilarious Love Polygon + Light, Sweet, Bold Romance + Everyday Face-Slapping After Descending to the Mortal Realm] ‖Aloof Nine-Tailed Fox King of the Underworld vs. Ascetic Buddhist Prince Charming, a Big Bad Wolf‖ Su Jiuming had just descended to the mortal realm when she ran into Pei Yanzhou, a dignified Buddhist prince charming. One was the mighty King of Hell, who commanded the underworld, shook the Eight Desolations and Nine Netherworlds, and ruled over the ne 301Reads—Score102Shelves

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   This book is absolutely fantastic! It's humorous and witty; I highly recommend it.

4. 104 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 235.3kReads9.7Score27.5kShelves
5. 105 不 Isn’t This Detective Conan? Why Are the Roads Full of Chinese Flags? 不是在名柯吗？怎么路上全是华旗 San Shenme Zhi三什么芷Anime Fanfiction517k WordsCompleted Detective Conan + female-led story + Chinese patriotism + golden finger + wish fulfillment + Gin pairing Revenge is the main focus. The novel's iconic scenes: Planting the Chinese flag on Sakura Mountain Scattering spirit money inside the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department A bolt of heavenly lightning chasing someone down Installing bird-themed wallpapers at the National Police Agency Playing celebratory music at a state funeral Hitting the Emperor on the head with a small stool Vengeful spiri 1.2kReads8.9Score130Shelves

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   It's so beautiful!!!

6. 106 金 Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐，请签收你的小狼狗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy 109Reads—Score—Shelves

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   "She's changed boyfriends again! This time it's even more outrageous, he's only twenty-two! More than two cycles younger than your aunt! What kind of nonsense is this?!" I was revising the client's eightieth set of comments on my computer screen when I heard this and almost choked on my own saliva: "What? Twenty-two?" "Yes! Three years younger than you! Your aunt could be his mother! Isn't this just making us a laughingstock?"

7. 107 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Sweet romance/older man/age gap/hilarious/feel-good story. Twenty-three years ago you said you wished you had a daughter to marry me… Now, my dear daughter has arrived.

8. 108 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 109 求 Please Stop Overthinking It, I'm Really a Good Person 求求你们别脑补了，我真是个好人 A Foolish Soul in This World人间荒唐客Eastern Fantasy510k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, Fang Hao binds himself to the Benevolence System. Do good deeds to earn Benevolence Points, which can be used to buy all kinds of rare treasures. He thought he was on his way to the pinnacle of life, only to discover, to his dismay, that he was the leader of a gang. Fang Hao racks his brains trying to disband the gang, but whether they are his underlings or his enemies, everyone lets their imaginations run wild, making the gang bigger and bigger. Faced with 416Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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   This is definitely the one! Don't look at the ratings for new books. I stumbled upon it by chance, and it's absolutely captivating from the start. It's hilarious, natural, and original, with a coherent and engaging plot. I highly recommend it! [Learned something new]

10. 110 洗 398 for a Foot Massage. If She Tries to Dodge Me, I’ll Call the Manager 洗脚398，她敢躲我就叫经理 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted Foot wash, 398. If she tries to dodge me, I’ll call the manager. 20Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 111 离 The Day We Divorced, the Other Woman Came to See Me 离婚那天，小三来找我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Day We Divorced, My Husband’s Mistress Came Looking for Me 42Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 112 丈 My Mother-in-Law Is My Top Supporter 丈母娘是我榜一大姐 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted My Mother-in-Law Is My Top Supporter 113Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 113 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 114 被 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 16Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 115 我 My Husband Is Out “Making Money,” and Three Women Have Come Knocking 我老公在外“搞钱”，三个女人找上了门 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted My Husband Was Out “Making Money,” and Three Women Came Knocking 25Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 116 悔 After I Called Off the Wedding, My Male Concubine Turned Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife 悔婚后，男妾竟是我失散多年的娘子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted After Breaking Off the Engagement, My Male Concubine Turned Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife 4Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 117 我 I Was Scammed, Then Extorted for Ten Thousand Yuan 我被骗了，还被勒索了一万块 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted I got scammed, and they extorted ten thousand yuan from me. 35Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 118 直 Until That Annual Banquet, When She Linked Arms with a Tenant to Offer Me a Toast 直到那天年会，她挽着租客来敬酒 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted It wasn't until the annual banquet that she linked arms with her tenant and came over to toast me. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 119 我 My Pay Card Is an Ancient Divine Artifact 我的工资卡是上古神器 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My Salary Card Is an Ancient Divine Artifact 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 120 我 I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 我给男友发了条情话 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 138Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 121 三 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 122 招 I Hired a Live-In Son-in-Law, and He's a Billionaire CEO 招个赘婿是千亿总裁 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted A Billionaire CEO Looking for a Live-in Son-in-Law 37Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 他 He Gave Me a Pot of Moss 他送了我一盆苔藓 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted He gave me a pot of moss. 14Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 124 不 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好！它要成帝！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 12Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 125 真 Warning: My Wife Is Sweet with Short Hair Too 真香警告：老婆短发也很甜 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Warning: You’ll Love Your Wife’s Short Hair Too 27Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 126 五 The Year I Turned Five, I Stumbled Upon My Parents' Secret 五岁那年，我撞破父母的秘密 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted The Year I Turned Five, I Uncovered My Parents' Secret 6Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 127 傻 The Foolish Boy Makes a Comeback, Shocking the Whole Village 傻小子逆袭，全村都惊了 Please, Let Me Go Viral求求你让我大火Urban700k WordsOngoing Down-on-his-luck college student Ye Tian was beaten into an idiot after doing the right thing and sent back to his rural hometown, where he stayed with Li Tianbao. The village was full of gossip, and Wang Cuihua complained day after day. In their desperation, Li Tianbao turned his attention to his idiot cousin. He might be simple-minded, but he had once been a top student at a medical university, stood six feet one, and was handsome to boot. What they didn't know was that a mysterious jade pend 9kReads6.9Score694Shelves

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    The more I look at it, the more I like it.

28. 128 月 Moonlit Night, Conquest 月夜，征服 Long Wind Chasing Waves长风逐浪Urban387k WordsOngoing Lin Fan, a poor country boy from a mountain village, awakens an ancient medical inheritance by accident. From then on, his medical skills are divine, and his fate takes a turn for the better. By day, he's an unremarkable village doctor. But who could have guessed... 217Reads6.9Score118Shelves
29. 129 山 The Mountain Village's Peaches Are Ripe 山村蜜桃熟了 Please, Let Me Go Viral求求你让我大火Rural Life502k WordsOngoing Village simpleton Li Ming is taken in for eight years, enduring nothing but contempt. By chance, he gains the ancient legacy of Shennong, and from then on his medical skills reach the heavens and his cultivation advances by leaps and bounds. When his mind clears, he discovers the feelings others have secretly harbored for him all these years, as well as the secret buried by the village chief. See how Li Ming uses his miraculous medical skills and cultivation techniques to carve out a path to a c 9.5kReads6.3Score610Shelves
30. 130 我 I Really Just Want to Survive: Gou Xiaoqing’s Path to Immortality 我真的只是想活命啊：苟小庆修仙 Breezing on the Rooftop楼顶上吹风Eastern Fantasy264k WordsCompleted This is a “cultivation romance wrapped in comedy.” At first, you’ll laugh at Gou Xiaoqing’s cowardice. In the middle, you’ll ache for everything he loses. By the end, Yun Wuyue’s steadfast devotion will move you. This isn’t a feel-good power fantasy that makes you laugh from beginning to end. It’s a story that leaves you remembering “It’s a little salty, but I like it,” “Just right,” and “You have to be afraid to stay alive.” If you want a purely comedic cultivation novel, the first half will sa 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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31. 131 我 I Conquered the Immortal Realm by Trying to Die 我靠求死称霸了仙界 Breezing on the Rooftop楼顶上吹风Fantastical Romance116k WordsCompleted After she transmigrates into a book, the protagonist discovers that the only way to return to the modern world is to follow the original plot and die gloriously in Chapter Three. So her lifelong goal is no longer to defy fate, but to [die with pinpoint precision]**! But there's something wrong with this world: the harder she tries to get herself killed, the more absurd her deaths become, and the more famous she gets! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 132 魔 Between a Single Thought of Demon and Buddha 魔佛一念间 Breezing on the Rooftop楼顶上吹风Eastern Fantasy289k WordsCompleted Ling Chen suffered endless humiliation within his sect, until a spirit monkey from the back mountain, the Heaven-Splitting War Venerable, saved him. The Buddhist Realm called him a demon and slaughtered his entire village. Ling Chen crossed countless deadly trials before finally understanding his true nature and the Great Dao. He asks not whether something is righteous or evil, but whether it is right or wrong. He seeks no mandate from heaven, only his own path. The road of defying convention is 2Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 133 大 Night Tales of Daming Lake: The Turtle Immortal's Grudge 大明湖夜话：鳖仙怨 Breezing on the Rooftop楼顶上吹风9k WordsCompleted Tales of Daming Lake: The Turtle Immortal's Grudge 2Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 134 热 The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical1.3M WordsOngoing [Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its 27.1kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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    ❤️👍[KISS][OK]

35. 135 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Upon entering the Heavenly Court, the Cowherd was stunned by the sight before him—the Heavenly Court's buildings were denser than office buildings on Earth, with celestial palaces rising from the ground one after another. The tallest building was inscribed with "Lingxiao·Tiangong No. 1," With a banner hanging below: "Prime location in the Heavenly Court, down payment only 100,000 celestial jades, monthly payment 3,000 celestial crystals, move in with your bags, free parking space at the South Heavenly Gate!" Real estate agents along the roadside were also holding signs and shouting: "Heavenly Court affiliated primary school district housing, total price 800,000 celestial jades, miss it and you'll have to wait another 500 years!" "Galaxy river view housing, unobstructed first-line river view, buy one floor and get one free, plus a Heavenly Court household registration!" The Cowherd was dazzled by the sight.

36. 136 要 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 Invincible Pangu Creates the World无敌盘古开天地Mystery782k WordsOngoing A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 90Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super hilarious, hahaha

37. 137 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 343.1kReads9.5Score39kShelves
38. 138 想 You Want to Steal My Spiritual Root? I'll Make You Regret Being Born! 想拔我灵根？我让他后悔出生！ Yanzi Dada彦子大大Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [The story is complete. Silly comedy + expert scumbag-bashing. Not recommended for reading while eating.] Blown into a cultivation novel and turned into a cannon-fodder supporting heroine? A miserable death wasn't happening right away, and she'd had enough of working herself to the bone in her previous life. This time, she would do whatever it took to slack off in comfort! But after being forced to switch sects, she discovered that her new master was none other than the notorious pervert sect le 2.4kReads9.0Score262Shelves

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    🈯🈯👉👉 Hey, fellow readers. This isn't about the entertainment industry, it's about the cultivation world, the apocalypse, and modern life! 🙈 First book: Yan Mo was pleasantly surprised to discover that this pill could actually change its flavor to her favorite durian! The color was also the color of a durian! Even the shape was the same! 🙈🙈 As the saying goes, fame brings trouble. Perhaps it's because the story of her sewing hands and feet for zombies has spread too far. These past few days, several unfamiliar zombies have come knocking on her door with severed limbs. 🙈🙈🙈 After saying this, she pointed to a corner: "These are the only ghosts left in the mountains now, and they're all familiar ghosts. You should go down the mountain and eat them." ✨✨✨ Recommended!!!

39. 139 穿 Transmigrated to the Apocalypse, the Zombies Keep Worrying I’ll Starve 穿越末世，丧尸们总担心我会饿死 Craving Instant Noodles想吃泡面Sci-Fi & Apocalypse342k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + supporting female character + apocalypse + zombies + a touch of farming + one-on-one romance + the original heroine is not villainized + lots of original worldbuilding, read with caution] Yan Li transmigrates into the role of a supporting female character in an apocalypse novel. Now she has one piece of good news and one piece of bad news. The good news is that she has plenty of scenes, so she might survive until the end. The bad news is that a zombie bit her, and she’s about t 981Reads9.1Score128Shelves
40. 140 江 Tales of the Martial World: The Invincible Heroine 江湖笑传之侠女无敌 Qingyuan Xiyu清渊汐语Ancient Romance269k WordsCompleted A young cook who carries a cleaver through the martial world meets a noble young master who blushes and knows how to make wontons. Amid laugh-out-loud daily antics, they uncover the truth behind a massacre. Reading tips: Don't read while drinking, or you might spray your phone. Don't read late at night, or you'll get hungry. Keep some tissues handy: tears of laughter are still tears. The martial world is vast, but the dining hall is small. Revenge must be taken, and meals must be eaten. There's 97Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It will absolutely make you laugh your pants off tonight.

41. 141 玄 The Mystic Prodigy Is Only Five and a Half 玄学大佬五岁半 Braised Egg卤蛋了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Animated Comic Now Available] [Mysticism] [Comedy] [Everyone's Favorite] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Bubbly] The chubby little ghost queen, sweet as milk, ate her way through every ghost on her mountain. Her master said the Gu family's son was frail and likely to attract evil spirits, so she should go down the mountain and cause trouble for someone else. The chubby little dumpling headed down with a huff and a puff. Holding a female ghost's hand with her left, she said in her tiny, sweet voice, 2.3kReads9.4Score285Shelves
42. 142 你 I’ll Take Your Daughter 你女儿我收下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted I’ll Take Your Daughter 354Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 143 七 The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻，被两个大佬宠哭了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men 368Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 144 那 What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚，到底发生了什么 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted What exactly happened that night? 158Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 145 重 Reborn, the School's Queen Bee Spoils Me Even More 重生后，女校霸更宠我了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, the School’s Female Bully Dotes on Me Even More 405Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 146 从 The Person Who Raised Me Became My Husband 从小管我的人成了我老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted The One Who Raised Me Became My Husband 431Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 147 来 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Come on, keep acting tough. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 148 她 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 Mountain Traces山踪12k WordsCompleted She’s far too headstrong. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 149 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
50. 150 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score241Shelves

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    Funny and silly, lighthearted and fun, hahaha

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