Hilarious, Laugh-Till-You-Die, No Entertainment-Industry Stories 搞笑，笑死人不偿命，不要娱乐圈文
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Three Lives Through Reincarnation, All for You 三入轮回只为卿
Three Times Through Reincarnation, All for You
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Adorably Cute Villain: The Sneaky System Helps Me Win Without Lifting a Finger 软萌反派：老六系统带我躺赢呀
Transmigrate into a book + lighthearted, satisfying power fantasy + scheming rule-breaker + System. The writing is crisp and lively, packed with snark and briskly paced. Protagonist: Lin Wanxing, a transmigrator and the original novel's second female lead, a standard villain who is “arrogant and domineering, obsessed with the male lead, and constantly targeting the female lead.” In reality, she's a sarcastic schemer with a natural knack for playing dirty. She lives by “Keep your head down if you
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A 580,000-Yuan Bride Price, and You Turn Around and Marry Someone Else? 58万彩礼，你转身娶了别人？
A 580,000-Yuan Bride Price, and You Turn Around and Marry Someone Else?
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The Fragrance of Medicine 药箱药香
Not long after his birth, Niu Niu dies in a devastating plague. His body decays and disappears, while another soul quietly transmigrates to the Han Dynasty. At that time, war rages across the land, people struggle to survive, corpses litter the fields, and a rampant plague claims the lives of Niu Niu’s parents. With their dying breaths, they tell him to seek out his great-uncle Zhang Zhongjing, the governor of Changsha and a practicing physician. Impressed by Niu Niu’s extraordinary talent and g
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The Young Master Himself, at Your Service, Madam Sea King 公子本尊，参见海王夫人
This Young Master Appears in Person to Pay His Respects to the Sea King's Wife
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Me, a Villainous Demon Cultivator, Became the Light of the Righteous Path? 我，无良魔修，混成正道之光？
[Witty, laugh-out-loud comedy + satisfying wish fulfillment + what even is integrity?] Chu Liang stumbles into a demonic cultivation sect and becomes an evil-path patriarch who specializes in taming beasts. He plans to rob people, steal their treasures and opportunities, and take down the righteous path, but somehow his character keeps veering further and further off course? “I only killed that wicked woman who drained men’s yang to replenish her yin because I wanted her cultivation manual. Why
760Reads6.7Score—Shelves
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Immortal, Your Lounge Singer Was Always Your Beloved 上仙，驻唱女本是你心尖宠
Immortal, the Lounge Singer Was Once the Apple of Your Eye
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Reborn into a Life of Warmth 重生之水暖人生
Niu Erqun and Juhua are digging for gold when a massive boulder crushes him. He is rushed to the hospital, his fate unknown. Ergouzi seizes the gold mine, takes Juhua by force, beats his mother-in-law to death, and flees. By chance, Niu Erqun is reborn. He sets out to work hard, build a new countryside, and take revenge. The ending will leave you completely stunned…
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Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月
Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
453Reads6.3Score101Shelves
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The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿
The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law
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After She Died, the Entire Wealthy Family Knelt and Begged for Mercy 她死后，全豪门跪地求饶
After She Died, the Entire Powerful Family Knelt and Begged for Mercy
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My Beauty Salon Is a Hit in the Cultivation World 我的美容院火爆修仙界
My Beauty Salon Is Taking the Cultivation World by Storm
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My Former Daoist Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 前道侣追着要我负责
My Former Cultivation Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility
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Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏？我拿出了加特林
[Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme
27Reads7.5Score—Shelves
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Divine Starry Sky: Goddess, Please Grant Me Death 神明星空：女神！请赐我一死
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Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医
You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder
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After Being Reborn, She's Beautiful, Daring, and Immortal 重生后，她人美路子野还长生不老
In her previous life, Bai Jinhua was plagued by bad luck. Even cats and dogs couldn’t stand her, and she died in the most humiliating way possible. Her lonely, helpless soul wandered until that thousand-year-old monster kissed her corpse. His blood brought her back to life. Reborn, she found everything going her way. Her motto was simple: better to drive someone else crazy than to torment herself. If anyone upset her, she’d mock them to their face and slap them without hesitation. She was done w
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My Years Catching Cheaters at Cards 我抓老千的那些年
In gambling, deception, conflict, and traps cost more than just money. They can take away time, family bonds, humanity, and all the beautiful things we mourn losing.
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This Taoist Priest Is a Little Too Cool 这个道士不太冷
My name is Niu Dabao, and I’m the only college graduate in Niu Village. I thought that after graduation, I’d get promoted, earn a bigger salary, marry a beautiful, rich woman, and reach the pinnacle of life. Who knew the company would go under and the boss would kill himself? I didn’t get a single penny of my wages, couldn’t even afford rent, and had to sleep at the train station every night! Then a ragged Taoist priest told me I was dogged by bad luck and possessed by a host of ghosts, and that
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From the Start, I Gained Nine Souls and Accidentally Became a God 开局收获九道魂，一不小心成了神
[Heavenly Souls] [Comedy] [No System] [High Martial] [Invincible] Lu You, the third young master of the Lu family, starts out branded a “good-for-nothing.” By chance, he swallows a Nine Lotus Fruit and gains nine divine souls. He thinks he can finally shed his “good-for-nothing” label and rise to power, but the nine souls turn into nine eggs, all in desperate need of love and care! See how he becomes a capable “caretaker,” rises to dominance, and attracts all kinds of beautiful women, from princ
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Najimu 那叽母
This book tells of the absurd lives of those mothers, with humorous jokes, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, a System, diverse worlds, and more. Relax and enjoy yourself, delight in its endless wit, and let it take you to a beautiful realm.
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Laughter Fills the Martial World: The Cracked Pot and the Drake 笑满江湖：破罐与鸭公
Cave abodes, deserted islands, tomb raiding, immersive settings, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, the System, variety... Hilarious, comical, relaxing and fun, endlessly clever and entertaining, with occasional unusual sentence structures, ingenious plots, and unexpected twists... Promotion has barely even started... Endless, relaxing fun is the main theme. The story depicts the absurd and embarrassing mishaps that befall Pot-Breaker and Duck-Head through sheer coincidence, then u
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