Funny, Ridiculous No-CP Novels with Secret Identities 求那种搞笑又沙雕且马甲的无cp文

1. 1 管 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 Chubby Peach Butt屁桃肥肥Modern Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 780Reads9.2Score166Shelves

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   These are all good.

2. 2 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves
3. 3 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.1kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
4. 4 我 I Dig the Pits, You Fill Them In. Everyone in Our Sect Is a Rebel 我挖坑，你填土，师门全是反骨 Running Toward the Sun向阳光奔跑Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Original title: I Became the Beloved Little Junior Sister and Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down] Xie Sisi transmigrated and became the cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel she’d once mocked, a character with the exact same name. The supporting character’s role was to bring the heroine to an immortal sect, dutifully serve as her medicine human, and ultimately die after being used to test the heroine’s medicines. Xie Sisi, who knew the plot: “Bah! Whoever wants to be a medicine hu 64.8kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves

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   I can accept any books like these!

5. 5 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.8kReads9.5Score2.4kShelves
6. 6 主 The Protagonist Reaches for a Dish, I Spin the Table: There Are Still More Bad People Than Good 主角夹菜我转桌，世上还是坏人多 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance163k WordsOngoing [Entertainment industry + no romance + patriotism + metaphysics + an entire cast of goofballs + unhinged antics] Chu Sui, eldest daughter of the Chu family in the capital and future successor of Huaguo, was at the peak of her glory when a woman claiming to be a quick transmigration task-taker took over her body for two years. During those two years, the woman entered the entertainment industry and, in order to serve as a foil for the original heroine, Cheng Jin, covered herself in scandals. Rest 288Reads7.8Score100Shelves
7. 7 快 Quick Transmigration: The Universally Disliked Fight to Become the No. 1 Fan Favorite 快穿：万人嫌争做人气角色No1 Han yuu寒yuuAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After Shi Wuqing died, someone claiming to be a System found her. If she collected enough “popularity points,” she could come back to life. Shi Wuqing agreed. Then she was sent into various novels, where she became the cannon-fodder character readers hated most. Her mission was to become the character readers loved most, with the highest popularity, by the end of each novel! World One: Shi Wuqing became the scheming younger sister who took the heroine's place and married the prince. At the begi 42.4kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves
8. 8 全 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了 Meow Jinjin喵金金Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 17.6kReads9.5Score3kShelves
9. 9 系 The System Forces Me to Raise a Harem of Men in the Apocalypse 系统逼我在末世养一堆男人 Yun Shijiu云时九Sci-Fi & Apocalypse287k WordsOngoing [Strong Female Lead + Everyone’s Favorite + Multiple Male Supporting Characters + System] While fleeing for their lives in the apocalypse, everyone else gathers supplies. She gathers handsome men. 1. The heroine is invincible, the supporting cast is brainless, and this story has no logic. 2. There’s no fixed male lead, and the heroine isn’t faithful to just one man. 3. This story has lots of dramatic love rivalries, and the heroine is adored by everyone. In the end, the heroine has the final sa 68Reads8.3Score—Shelves
10. 10 救 Help! This Funny Girl Doesn’t Want to Be Everyone’s Favorite 救命，搞笑女她不想当万人迷 Dearest Heart卿卿吾心Modern Romance162k WordsOngoing (Transmigrate into a book + stunning beauty + ridiculous love-triangle chaos + no romance) Help! What do you do when you transmigrate into a novel and become its heroine? That’s right, Shen Qingyin transmigrated into a novel she had read before. If it were an ordinary fictional world, she wouldn’t have had a problem with that. But the problem is, this isn’t an ordinary fictional world! This fictional world, it...!!! 378Reads7.8Score100Shelves
11. 11 叮 Ding! Congratulations, Host, You've Successfully Learned to Lie Flat! 叮！恭喜宿主，躺平成功！ Meng Huaiyu孟怀玉Ancient Romance826k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Goofiness] A lecherous, lazy slacker is forced to get to work by the male leads and begins a happy, fulfilling life of learning to hold down a job. Jin Sichun transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a treasured darling anticipated by all six realms! Everyone is waiting for the day she rises to greatness, but Jin Sichun awakens a Lie Flat System... As long as she doesn’t act —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 情 A Love Rival Showdown? I'm Coasting to Victory on a Dating Show 情敌们修罗场？我在恋综躺赢到底 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (This is a female-oriented novel, okay? A female-oriented novel!!) After completing missions across three thousand worlds, the powerhouse Pei Ge transmigrates into a ridiculous, melodramatic dating-show novel full of bloodshed and romantic rivalries. He becomes a tool-like male supporting character: a once-famous movie star whose looks could enthrall the world. The movie star's legs are long and straight, like blades that can steal lives. The movie star's waist is supple and strong, like a potio 3.5kReads9.2Score418Shelves
13. 13 修 Cultivation System: She Signs In Her Way to the Top of the Immortal World 修仙系统：她靠签到逆袭仙界最强 One of the Idlers闲人之一Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [System, beautiful and powerful female lead, unconventional cultivation, multiple worlds collide, no male lead] All the disciples of Jianshi Mountain know that Xia Qinuan, the good-for-nothing cultivator in the medicinal garden, has an incredibly powerful dog named Big Yellow. After watching Big Yellow take down a Nascent Soul cultivator with a single paw, the arrogant male lead starts questioning his whole life: “My talent only comes around once every four thousand years, and I’m still not as g 2.5kReads8.6Score232Shelves
14. 14 快 Quick Transmigration: Don’t Ask. I’m Just Trying to Die 快穿：别问，问就是一心求死 Two Fragrances两香Ancient Romance339k WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow quick transmigration + no romance + short, fast-paced arcs] Ruan Lingling was murdered. She didn't know how she died; all she knew was that her death record had gotten stuck! The Black and White Impermanence were unfazed. They pulled out a System and said, as if this happened all the time, “It's fine. If something goes wrong, just reboot! Here, take this System with you. After dying eighty-one times, surely you'll get it to work.” And so... “Your Majesty, the Empress is trying 503Reads8.8Score102Shelves
15. 15 拥 The Mind-Reading Male Lead Keeps Derailing the Plot Every Day 拥有读心术的男主每天都在歪剧情 Adorably Cute Little Eleven小十一萌萌哒Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Everyone is a goofball + nonsensical comedy] [Warning: The male leads can go from ethereal immortals one moment to ordinary men the next, and the plot is full of twists.] After becoming a vicious female extra trapped in a looping plot, Bai Guoxia says it's no big deal. She's seen it all. But then the male leads all gain the ability to read minds… Sixth Prince: What? You think I'm devious, ruthless, and moody? Fine, you've got my attention! Bai Guoxia: Hah, so what if I've got your attention? I 399Reads9.0Score100Shelves
16. 16 要 Help! All the Big Shots Are Chasing Me, the Strong and Prosperous Wife 要命！大佬们都狂追强且旺夫的我 Zhou Dabai周大白Modern Romance556k WordsCompleted [Ridiculously hilarious + incredibly sweet + an insanely strong and adorable heroine! If it doesn't make you swoon, you get your money back!] Ning Chuchu, a martial arts grandmaster with off-the-charts strength, spent twenty years single and unable to find a boyfriend. Luckily, if she couldn't find one herself, the country would assign her one! If the country was making the match, it had to be a good one. But when Ning Chuchu looked at the buggy man in front of her, she was dumbfounded. What on 2.3kReads9.3Score378Shelves
17. 17 女 The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 31kReads9.6Score3.3kShelves
18. 18 我 I Farm, You Cultivate, and Together We Turn the World Upside Down 我种田，你修仙，我俩一起捅破天 A Little Milk Kitty一只小奶喵Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted (One-on-one romance, playful and sweet, doted on, powerful without realizing it) Wei Zishuang inherited two hundred houses and transmigrated to the cultivation world along with her bedroom. With water, electricity, and Wi-Fi, she figured she had simply changed locations and could keep hiding away at home. Somehow, though, she became a savior in everyone else's eyes. Her mother said through tears, “Shuang'er, you can't cultivate. Your parents made up the title Frost Goddess and marketed it for y 2.1kReads8.9Score254Shelves
19. 19 快 Quick Transmigration: The Carefree Female Side Character Gets the Champion's Script 快穿：佛系女配拿了王者剧本 Muzi沐子Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [No CP + strong female lead + comeback + no System] I'm bad at writing introductions, so please read the story. (The female lead becomes a supporting character and rises again through her own efforts. No catfights or hysterical meltdowns.) Content warning: The female lead has principles and won't cross her lines. She puts the greater good first and is detached when it comes to romance. There is no romance plot, though people will fall for her. The world blends reality and fantasy. No truly wicke 136Reads8.5Score—Shelves
20. 20 惊 Breaking News! The Max-Level Expert Goes Wild on a Dating Show 惊爆热搜！满级大佬在恋综杀疯了 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance733k WordsCompleted After completing missions across three thousand worlds, Pei Ge, an all-around quick transmigration expert, joins a dating reality show to clean up after her disciple. She becomes the fourth male guest, the one with the least screen time. Pei, who only wants to keep a low profile, keeps making headlines and setting the livestream chat ablaze. She goes from an unnoticed nobody to someone everyone loves, a heartthrob adored by all. 3kReads9.3Score278Shelves
21. 21 恋 Dating Show: The Ordinary Guy Is Everyone’s Dream Man 恋综：素人大佬是万人迷 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance466k WordsCompleted Pei Ge, a quick transmigration powerhouse who has completed missions in three thousand planes and retired to enjoy her old age while mentoring a young disciple, rushes to meet her year-end performance targets. She personally joins a dating-show livestream, becoming an ordinary female guest who gets viciously flamed by the internet. “Ugly and always making a scene”? She changes her look and leaves everyone stunned! “A face as big as a plate, and no self-awareness”? She blows everyone away in minu 2.2kReads9.4Score213Shelves
22. 22 丧 Raising the Zombie King 丧尸王养成记 Luo Gu Who Loves Red Dates and Boiled Eggs爱吃红枣煮鸡蛋的洛古Sci-Fi & Apocalypse461k WordsCompleted [Female-oriented novel! Please read the full synopsis before starting. The tags are generated automatically by the system; this is not a no-romance story.] After dying and not going to heaven, Mo Qian discovers that she has somehow become the villainous Zombie King in a novel. In her original life, she was a stepping stone, seduced and abandoned by the male lead before he dumped her body into the sea. She helped him rise to godhood. How could she possibly put up with that? Armed with a System a 68Reads9.1Score—Shelves
23. 23 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.4kReads9.1Score574Shelves

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    They're all great! Super funny, and none of them have a romantic pairing. The first one is especially good. The author also has other works you should check out, though it's currently on hiatus. I highly recommend them. Of course, the others are also excellent and highly rated; I strongly recommend them!!!

24. 24 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 125.9kReads9.6Score13.5kShelves
25. 25 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25.4kReads9.5Score3.3kShelves
26. 26 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.6kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
27. 27 我 Me, the King of Hell: What's Wrong with Having More Fans? 我，阎王，粉丝多点怎么啦？ Lychee Boba Tea荔枝啵啵茶Modern Romance611k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + mysticism + satisfying revenge] The fourth season of the variety show A Trip with My Brother shot to fame again after a strange young woman named Yan Xiaoxiao joined the cast, claiming she could tell fortunes. Everyone treated it as a joke, until... “Judging by the mole on your face, you just remarried and gave birth to twins.” A popular actress was exposed for secretly marrying, and even marrying a second time. “Your love life is thriving. You must have two girlfriend 3.9kReads9.3Score723Shelves
28. 28 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
29. 29 三 Three Thousand Powerhouses and Their Useless Sect Master 三千大佬和他们的废物宗主 Ji Furan纪扶染Ancient Romance305k WordsCompleted [Enter at your own risk: the pacing speeds up later] After the once-glorious Pingtian Sect's geniuses ascended one after another, their sole remaining sect master, Yu Kui, was left behind. Yu Kui was a good-for-nothing hiding among a crowd of geniuses. As the sect's good-for-nothing master, she made it her duty to stay hidden and uphold Pingtian Sect's last shred of renown. Her eldest senior brother, who had already ascended, taught her the first rule of being a master: always look cool. Her sec 1.5kReads9.1Score233Shelves
30. 30 网 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 84.7kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
31. 31 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6kShelves

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    It's so cool!!! Let's go!!!

32. 32 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
33. 33 纯 Pure Yang Evil Venerable 纯阳邪尊 Bro Geek屌丝哥Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted This book moves quickly, without too much pointless chatter. The protagonist is neither wholly good nor wholly evil. It's pure wish fulfillment. [Passionate fantasy + empress + comedy and humor + ruthless action + laying low and growing stronger + defying fate + transmigration and rebirth + the Myriad Worlds + infinite worlds] Complete Yang Lingchen transmigrates and is reborn in another world. From the start, he picks up an incomparable beauty. An old monster from a million years ago shows up w 66.3kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves
34. 34 豪 The Tycoon’s Wife Is a Rebel, and Her Secret Identity Is as Fierce as a Tiger 豪门夫人很反骨，随身马甲猛如虎 Little Yuanbao元宝儿Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Countless Secret Identities | Two Strong Leads and Mutual First Love | Satisfying Revenge | One Win After Another | Everyone’s Favorite | Lighthearted Comedy] The famous Seventh Master Bai of Jing City was suddenly told that he had been married for a year! He tossed over divorce papers and dragged his complete stranger of a wife, Jiang Yin, straight to the civil affairs bureau. On the day they tried to divorce, two bolts of bad luck struck: First: Their marriage certificate disintegrated! Secon 19.7kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves

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    Gu Juan'er transmigrated into the body of a brainless, fake heiress in a fantasy novel. All she does is court death and humiliate the female lead. After learning her true identity, Gu Juan'er decides to live a secluded, carefree life. She just wants to live a leisurely existence, but fate intervenes, tearing away the blankets binding her. Gu Juan'er: Fine, I'll lay my cards on the table. That's right, I'm a master of metaphysics!

35. 35 惊 Shocking! The Secret Identity Big Shot Takes the White Lotus Down From Every Angle 惊！马甲大佬她对白莲花横踢竖卷 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Publishing deal signed] [Satisfying revenge, lighthearted comedy, secret identities, putting scumbags in their place, a quirky and formidable mercenary boss VS a principled young heir from Beijing’s elite circles, devoted heroine] At their first meeting, Shu Lan shoots Lu Jinhan and leaves him badly wounded. She chases him all the way back to China, then becomes an ordinary university student. He runs, she chases; he has nowhere to hide. She’s the world’s number-one mercenary king! She’s a foun 56kReads9.5Score6.6kShelves
36. 36 团 The Family’s Darling: My Seven Brothers Expose My Secret Identity Again 团宠：七个哥哥又爆我马甲 A Pot of Joys and Sorrows一壶悲欢Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Sweet and satisfying + System + doted on by everyone + strong female lead + secret identities + lighthearted comedy] Su Luo was kicked down the mountain by her master to inherit a huge fortune. What she didn’t expect was that along with the inheritance came seven powerful older brothers! The eldest was a business-world elite; the second, a medical genius; the third, a famous movie star; the fourth, a tech mogul; the fifth, the number-one assassin; the sixth, a hacker famed for his jokes; and th 3.2kReads9.2Score601Shelves

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    Check out my recommendation! It's a contemporary romance novel with a wildly imaginative plot. I really enjoyed it; the writing is excellent, and the logic is clear. So I'm recommending it to you. I hope you like it! Give it a big thumbs up! 👍👍 [OK][OK] 🥰

37. 37 小 The Little Prodigy Reads Her Fate, Leaving the City's Powerful Trembling 小祖宗掐指一算，全城大佬肝颤 Snow Blankets the Boat雪满舟Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Word is that the Shen family's real daughter is a little fraud who grew up in a Taoist temple, and the whole capital is waiting to laugh at her. Before her billionaire father or her powerful older brothers can step in to spoil her, the capital's elite are already lining up outside the Shen family home in the middle of the night. “Little ancestor, give me a life-saving talisman!” “Little miracle doctor, please give me a prescription that can save my life!” “Little immortal, please tell my fortune 5.6kReads9.3Score885Shelves
38. 38 首 The Richest Family's Little Darling Is So Cute She Spits Up Milk 首富家的小奶包萌到吐奶 Li Huohuo历火火Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Completed] Yun Tao is reborn as an adorable, chubby-cheeked five-year-old girl. This time, she doesn’t want to be a big shot. She just wants to keep a low profile, protect her mother, and act cute now and then. Ever since Grandma took a liking to her, countless big shots have come flocking: her grandpa, master, maternal grandparents, and aunts all compete to spoil her. Her rivals: “What can you do besides act cute?” Piano, painting, calligraphy, Go, medicine, top grades, hacking, stock trading. 3.5kReads9.2Score601Shelves
39. 39 七 The Bowl of Seven Emotions 七情碗 Night Phoenix夜凰Modern Romance699k WordsCompleted After her biological father and half-sister drove her out of the house, Tang Susu sneered, climbed into her understated Maserati, and reclaimed the keepsakes her mother had left behind. She became the new master of the Seven Emotions Bowl. With her golden finger in hand, she and the Tang family became strangers from then on. Revenge was only the beginning. Mr. CEO, try to keep a low profile! A sage once took water from the Yellow Springs, soil from the underworld, and fire from purgatory, then m 3.5kReads9.3Score464Shelves
40. 40 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1kShelves

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    It seems there's a romantic pairing, but it's really silly and hilarious. This junior sister single-handedly led the entire sect/disciples astray; she's incredibly strong. The plot is full of twists and turns, and the writing is good. If you like it, give it a thumbs up!

41. 41 拒 After Refusing to Redeem My Reputation, the Cultivation World Became Obsessed with Me 拒绝洗白后，修真界对我搞崇拜 Hua Mumu椛木木Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A satisfying takedown of trash men + no misunderstandings or substitute-lover tropes + an incredibly cool heroine later on + a classic coming-of-age story + no System!] In her previous life, she was betrayed by a scumbag, treated unfairly by her master, and hated by her fellow disciples, who called her a fake, a hypocrite. In the end, she was thrown into the Abyss of Ten Thousand Demons and barely survived! Reborn into a new life, Su Lengyan decides to cut ties with everyone. She trains hard 17.6kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
42. 42 逆 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 146.8kReads9.6Score18.9kShelves
43. 43 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance627k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score127Shelves

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    This is hilarious! I have to recommend this book! It's packed with surprises!

44. 44 为 A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽 Xiao Luo Wushuang小落无双Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well.. 39.3kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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    Funny, completed novel recommendations for you

45. 45 我 I Turned My Superstitious Father into the Chief Councilor 我把神棍老爹卷成首辅 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + imperial examinations + daily life + farming + court politics later on] Father and son join forces to build a Ming dynasty on which the sun never sets. Yan Xun transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and discovers that his father can do everything except study. His dad has so many secret identities, like an onion with layer after layer to peel back. Huh! If I push Dad hard enough to make him Grand Secretary, can I become a Junior Grand Secretary? The filial son Yan Xun sells everythin 22.8kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves
46. 46 我 I Have a Safe House 我有一座安全屋 Lonely Fat Guy寂寞的胖子Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The killer Li Saishang, codename "Sezanne," is one of the top five assassins in the Painters organization. He is a master with knives, and with a pistol, he is God within fifty meters. As for rifles... ahem, let's not go there. It all began with a betrayal and an ambush. In his safe house, Li Saishang resolutely detonated the explosives, taking his enemies down with him. And so began his remarkable life traveling between two worlds... 19.9kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
47. 47 太 Immortal Official of Taixia 太夏仙吏 Dragons and Snakes Beneath the Brush笔下龙蛇Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Wei Ping'an wakes up one day to find that he has transmigrated from being a young man with nothing to his name in the modern era into a low-ranking constable in the Six Fan Gate of Great Xia. In this world, spirits run rampant and demons wreak havoc. Humans are as insignificant as ants, while immortals and ghosts walk among them. In the halls of government, sages cultivate a righteous spirit, traversing vast mountains and rivers and suppressing the fortunes of the realm's four corners! Across th 26.6kReads8.8Score2kShelves
48. 48 重 Reboot: Living Life as I Please at Work 重启：混在岗位上的恣意人生 Fu Sannian伏弎念Urban2.2M WordsCompleted A new book in the same vein, Restart: Small, Certain Joys of Office Life, is already 800,000 words long. You’re warmly invited to give it a read! A carefree life doesn’t require tens or hundreds of billions in assets, power that lets you look down on the world, or throwing punches and kicks at people showing off... It’s enough that I feel my life is going well, and that the people around me can see it, imagine having it themselves, and feel inspired! Given another chance, Yang Zhan has a better 53.1kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
49. 49 穿 Book Transmigration: The Tragic Novel's Heroine Is Stirring Up Trouble Again! 穿书：虐文女主又要搞事啦！ Feng Qingluo风清落Modern Romance124k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Putting scumbags in their place + Strong female lead + Powerful characters + No romance] Su Miaomiao wakes up and feels like the sky has fallen! She’s transmigrated into a book, and it’s an angst-filled romance! According to the plot, she’ll have to deal with a male lead who knows nothing about the law, battle his third and fourth mistresses, get jealous over his fifth and sixth, then his seventh and eighth... And in the end, she’ll have to take —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lighthearted and funny!

50. 50 战 The War God's All-Purpose Special Agent Wife 战神王爷的全能特工妻 Feng Qingluo风清落Ancient Romance353k WordsOngoing In her previous life, Su Xiaoxiao was a top mercenary. Then she suffered an unfortunate mishap and woke up transmigrated into the body of a little girl from the mountains. She'd thought she was following a farming-and-get-rich script, but then she stumbled upon clues that the original girl's death was suspicious. On top of that, she saved a prince known as a God of War. He wanted to repay her for saving his life, so Su Xiaoxiao decided to leave the mountains and avenge the original girl. Then th 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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