I Farm, You Cultivate, and Together We Turn the World Upside Down

Name: I Farm, You Cultivate, and Together We Turn the World Upside Down
Author: A Little Milk Kitty

我种田，你修仙，我俩一起捅破天

by A Little Milk Kitty (一只小奶喵)

Status: Completed
Length: 590k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(One-on-one romance, playful and sweet, doted on, powerful without realizing it)

Wei Zishuang inherited two hundred houses and transmigrated to the cultivation world along with her bedroom. With water, electricity, and Wi-Fi, she figured she had simply changed locations and could keep hiding away at home. Somehow, though, she became a savior in everyone else's eyes.

Her mother said through tears, “Shuang'er, you can't cultivate. Your parents made up the title Frost Goddess and marketed it for you. The moment you get into a fight, the truth will come out.

“I'm afraid I can't protect you much longer, so I've found you a tremendously powerful fiancé to rely on. Just marry him!”

Wei Zishuang: “I'm not in favor of arranged marriages, thanks.”

Her mother: “He doesn't smoke, drink, or perm his hair, and he's incredibly handsome.”

Wei Zishuang: “Incredibly handsome? ...Well, I suppose that might be all right?”

Jiang Hanyu had a terribly weak constitution from birth. Afraid he would be bullied, his parents came up with the title Sword God Venerable for him and arranged for him to marry a powerful cultivator.

As Jiang Hanyu prepared to leave for the battlefield between immortals and demons, his mother said, “Son, I've found you a tremendously powerful fiancée to rely on. Now that you'll have someone to protect you, your father and I can relax!”

Jiang Hanyu: “A real man never marries into his wife's family.”

His mother: “Her betrothal gift is the Xuanyuan Sword!”

Jiang Hanyu: “So much? ...Well, I suppose that might be all right?”

A Primordial Artifact as a betrothal gift? Shuangshuang must truly love me.

Wei Zishuang, who had only given him a fruit knife: ???

Stats

411Chapters

2.1kReads · 30 days

736.9kReads · all time

254Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.9Score

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Reader comments 52

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My new book is starting! I'm asking for five-star reviews. I guarantee quality, updates will be stable, and it will definitely be finished. If you don't laugh your head off, come find me! My little darlings, you can read with confidence. A lighthearted and sweet story with a wildly imaginative plot, but without any melodramatic clichés.
97 likes4y ago
So funny! Both of the author's books are great!!!
58 likes4y ago
The theme is very novel, some plots are very fun and funny, the female lead can pull out treasures at will, there are countless rare and precious materials, the ambiguous relationship between the male and female leads is also very funny, and the parents of the male and female leads also dote on her. However, there are some parts that are easy to find offensive.
42 likes1y ago
The author's writing is fantastic! It's the first time I've read such a fresh and unique female-oriented novel. There's just too little of it; I plan to read it later after some time has passed. 😘😘😘 Keep it up, author!!! [Please update more frequently] 💕💕
40 likes4y ago
Hilarious! Unlike other books I've read, this one is so funny. Since I can't give away any spoilers, I can only strongly recommend it – a must-read! It's incredibly funny; the plot is hilarious – two losers think the other is all that great, and then everything falls apart. Highly recommended!!
33 likes4y ago
It's very interesting to use modern technology to write a fantasy plot, and there's also the inner "drama" of the male and female leads. I hope the later plot gets even more silly, and that the female lead integrates better into the cultivation world. I'm really looking forward to it!
21 likes4y ago
The theme is very novel. I came in because I thought, "Wow, this looks like so much fun!" And indeed, there are quite a few funny moments. The author's imagination is truly boundless, especially the setting where ordinary things the female lead buys by courier become various long-lost rare treasures when they are taken to the cultivation world.
20 likes4y ago
Five stars! I love the female lead's quirk of starting at max level without even realizing it—it's so interesting and funny! The only downside is that I caught up with the whole thing before it was even finished! To that, I want to shout: Author, please, just keep updating, or at least keep going!
20 likes4y ago
My goodness, how can my imagination run wild? I really love the male lead, and the female lead too!!! Yes, it's really good! Both of them are wearing fake identities in "Two Little Liars," this design is so novel! And, well, this kind of setting isn't very common! I really like investing in stocks that are guaranteed to be profitable! ♡♡♡
18 likes4y ago
This book is really good. The plot is also hilarious. I finished it in two days. The only downside is the slow update speed. I'm going to read it again after finishing it once. I recommend you all check it out! The author is truly amazing. I'm ready to reread it many times. Author, don't rush the daily update count; focus on quality. At least two chapters a day. This book is very good; I hope you can write seven or eight hundred chapters. 1000 Chapters would be even better.
16 likes4y ago