A Hilarious Quick Transmigration Novel Full of Shameless Banter 骚话连天的搞笑快穿文

1. 351 多 More Children, More Blessings: My Hive Makes Goddesses Its Maids 多子多福，我的蜂巢收女神做女仆 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban158k WordsCompleted On the verge of dying from overwork, Zhang Wenfeng binds to the Hive System. A palm-sized queen bee crosses her legs and says, “Worker bee, stick with me from now on.” Can the worker bees scout? Yes! Transform into weapons? Yes! Provide a full-body boost? Yes! But the queen bee has one rule: “Honey? Not a drop extra for the female lead!” So when Lin Xuewei is gravely injured, she gets only one drop of honey, but has to pay for it with eight hours of “unconscious treatment.” When she wakes up, sh 125Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 352 芯 Chip Control: From the Start, I Win Over My Female Boss 芯片控制，开局收服女上司。 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban227k WordsCompleted About how my all-star team thinks I'm a total loser. After waking up one day with a chip in his brain, Lin Feng finds himself in charge of four superpowered go-getters. The financial queen makes money for him, the ancient martial arts assassin takes care of his problems, the psychological master covers his tracks, and the top hacker "renovates" his opponents' computers. Lin Feng only has to do his own job: act like a trembling, unbelievably lucky "airhead sweetheart" in front of them. The villai 608Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 353 芯 Chip-Controlled, the Goddess Becomes My Maid 芯片控制，女神成为我的女仆 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban596k WordsCompleted When an encrypted alien code is accidentally implanted in him, ordinary programmer Zhao Yunfeng becomes a target for elimination by the Kronos, a race of “time raiders.” In his darkest hour, ten extraordinary women implanted with “guardian chips” gather around him under a command they must obey absolutely, from an icy executive director to the daughter of a martial arts family, from a top-tier star to a genius hacker. The chips grant them unrivaled combat power, while also linking them through h 412Reads—Score160Shelves
4. 354 傻 You Silly Boy, Mind Your Manners 傻小子，你斯文点 Long Wind Chasing Waves长风逐浪Rural Life342k WordsOngoing Chen Fan is a down-and-out village fool who unexpectedly inherits the legacy of an ancient medical immortal. From then on, he is transformed. His astonishing medical skills can bring the dead back to life, while his heaven-defying cultivation lets him look down on all challengers. He grows medicinal crops, opens a clinic, and builds a farm, leading his neighbors to prosperity. ... See how the fool stirs up the world, growing from an object of universal ridicule into an unparalleled divine physic 1.3kReads—Score105Shelves

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   The protagonist is flexible and adaptable, knowing when to remain patient and when to strike decisively. Multiple forces are secretly vying for power, making for a high-octane storyline from start to finish.

5. 355 捡 I Picked Up a Hitman to Be My Wife, but She Has Too Many Secrets 捡个杀手做老婆，但秘密有点多 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban351k WordsCompleted On his wedding night, programmer Fang Cheng “picked up” an amnesiac female assassin covered in blood. To protect his peaceful life of living off his wife, he has no choice but to walk a tightrope between his gentle, tender nurse wife and “cousin” Ling Shuang, who could snap at any moment. An assassin shows up at the door? Don't panic, just splash a bowl of spicy hot pot on the floor and make him slip! His cousin might be hiding a knife? “Wow, Cousin, you're so good at chopping vegetables!” His w 61Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 356 祖 My Great-Grandmother Is a Puppet Maker 祖奶是人偶师 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban356k WordsCompleted Funny, really funny. I suggest reading the first three chapters to see if they make you laugh. On a parallel-world Blue Star, while other people awaken superpowers and save the world, I awaken my great-grandmother and four “doll” maids. My daily routine: combing a martial arts master’s hair, warming milk for a top assassin, reading fairy tales to a financial queen, and even setting up the internet for a hacker grandmaster. Great-Grandma lays down the law: anyone who dares bully her precious gran 20Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 357 开 Picking Up a Girl from the Start, My Beast Horde Sweeps the World 开局捡妹，我的兽群横扫天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMHistorical771k WordsCompleted [Rousing power-ups + farming and conquest + an invincible beast horde + an overprotective big brother] Lin Fan wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the body of a borderland boy nicknamed “Dirt Lump.” His parents are both dead, and all he has left are two scrawny little sisters. Just as the cavalry of the Khanate descends on their village, the [Beast-Taming System] awakens in his moment of despair! He starts by communicating with sparrows and rats, then learns to command packs of wol 1.7kReads9.0Score146Shelves

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   Hilarious and amazing read

8. 358 西 Journey to the West: Wukong, It’s Been a While Since We Parted at Mount Fangcun 西游：悟空方寸山一别，近来可好 Yu Guang Loves to Travel爱旅游的余光Eastern Fantasy611k WordsOngoing (Journey to the West + Buddhas and demons + behind-the-scenes scheming; the author may write Lotus Lantern later) Kong Yao woke up in a daze to find himself in the world of Journey to the West. A monkey had come to his door to ask to become his disciple. Kong Yao was completely flustered. Looking at Sun Wukong standing in front of him, he could barely think straight. At that point, Sun Wukong was still a little monkey who bounced around wherever he went. After emerging from seclusion, Kong Yao l 1.2kReads7.0Score141Shelves

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   🍀💐🍀Male protagonist: "Who do I think I am? Isn't this the little monkey who steals peaches on Fangcun Mountain?" Kong Yao woke up in a daze. He had actually come to the world of Journey to the West, and a monkey had come to ask to become his disciple!

9. 359 卿 You Are My Every Morning and Evening 卿乃朝朝暮暮 Dusk ChenchenYA暮色陈陈YAModern Romance304k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Sui Yu Yun Mu is now available] Original title: Qing Nai Zhao Zhao Mu Mu [An adorably well-behaved top student VS a playboy young master] "Who is she?" "My little sister, Zhao Mu." "Zhao Mu," Sui Yu murmured, "Morning and night, every day." At their first meeting, Sui Yu, that plaything of a man, fell completely for Zhao Mu. How had he never met anyone this beautiful before? Zhao Mu was born with alluring red lips and skin fair as snow. Her clear, transparent brown eyes wer 9.4kReads9.4Score1kShelves

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   🔥The female lead is incredibly beautiful!

10. 360 重 Reborn on the Eve of Our Marriage Registration, the Hong Kong Tycoon's Heir Kneels to Win Me Back 重生领证前夕，港圈太子跪着追妻 Meat Bun Auntie肉包小姨Modern Romance511k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication; short-form drama episodes are being released] [Both leads are faithful to each other + face-slapping + pregnancy before love + reborn, sweet and satisfying, with no angst] [She pursues her husband during the marriage, driving the arrogant, cold-hearted crown prince to the brink] A gentle woman who handles things ruthlessly, a delicate beauty in poor health VS a sharp-tongued but henpecked ice prince - Shu Hui got pregnant after a one-night stand with the heir to a powerf 42kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves
11. 361 抱 Sorry, Heroine, Your Male Lead Has Turned into My Dog 抱歉女主，男主变成我的狗了 Call Me Lord Dangdang叫我当当大人Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration, no fixed CP, green tea, a hint of everyone falling for the heroine, breaking up CPs] Qi grows stronger by granting other people's wishes and receiving their souls, freely offered in return. There will always be women in the world whose love goes unreturned. In stories, they are the supporting female characters who exist to highlight the romance between the hero and heroine. But supporting female characters have their own obsessions, too. And Qi is here to help them ful 51kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
12. 362 男 A Man's Unusual Life as a Woman 男穿女的别样人生 Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance454k WordsCompleted Xia Hongyang, a modern martial arts instructor, got drunk and transmigrated into the body of Xia Hong, a woman with the same surname but a different name. The tragic part was that he had ended up in a beautiful woman's body. Even more absurdly, he transmigrated right onto a bridal bed on her wedding night. Frustrated and lost, he had no idea what to do. He tried to fight fate, but reality got the better of him. In the end, he could only give in and accept his circumstances, settling down to live 1.4kReads—Score108Shelves

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    Take a look at this book.

13. 363 女 A Woman in a Man's Body, and I'm Drop-Dead Gorgeous! 女穿男，我美翻了！ Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance502k WordsCompleted Wu Songmei, a modern military doctor, fell asleep from exhaustion after performing an operation for someone in her unit. When she woke up, she discovered that she had transmigrated to the Dayu Dynasty and into the body of Wu Songbai, a young general who had been unconscious on the front lines for three days. She was delighted to have changed from a woman into a man, but she was poisoned with a deadly toxin and badly wounded. Then the little orb in her spatial dimension gave her an antidote and a 544Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 364 大 The Big Shot Is a Little Twisted Because He's Too Refined 大佬因太过斯文而有些变态 Clingy Grain穗穗黏黏Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless] x [No Romance] x [Ridiculous Power Fantasy] x [Unhinged but Handsome Male Lead] x [Refined Pervert] “Executioner No. 001, mission completed perfectly.” After dying, Yan Wugui, who had spent ten years in a psychiatric hospital, became an executioner for the Myriad Worlds System. He travels across the heavens and countless realms to hunt down rule-breakers and keep the worlds running as they should. An executioner? Call me the Reaper. [System] Executioner No. 001. Assassina 19.5kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves

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    If we're talking about witty and hilarious stories, I only have two quick transmigration novels, but those are comedic transmigration stories. I do have a ton of time-travel or urban novels, though.

15. 365 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Both Beautiful and Strong 快穿：女配又美又强 Seven Lines, Ah七线啊Fantastical Romance242k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Side Character Awakens + Beautiful and Bold + The Side Character Takes Center Stage] Yu Fei uses her beauty to get what she wants, and after awakening, she dazzles everyone with her confidence. She travels through different worlds, tears up the scripts, trounces scoundrels, and seizes their fortunes, determined to be the boldest heroine of all. First world: the broken-engagement trope Second world: the story of the real and fake heiresses … 133Reads—Score146Shelves

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16. 366 快 Quick Transmigration: The Wish List of a Max-Level Human 快穿之满级人类愿望清单 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Urban511k WordsCompleted Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 11.8kReads9.4Score986Shelves
17. 367 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.3kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    Hahahaha, the female lead is absolutely hilarious and crazy! Every line she says is so infuriating! Hahaha, she never holds a grudge overnight, she takes revenge on the spot! The scumbag and the scheming woman are tortured to the point of questioning their existence.

18. 368 大 Big Shot, Don't Run! I'm Here to Join You in the Grave! 大佬别跑，我来找你拼坟了！ Sugar Come to Life成了精的糖Modern Romance436k WordsCompleted (Guaranteed crazy and sweet, jump right in!) [Unhinged antics and memes + Dating-show livestream + 1v1 sweet romance + Face-slapping + Absolutely shameless] [Unhinged and tough female star + Doting, obnoxious mysterious mogul + Happy ending + Both leads are romantically inexperienced] Jiang Yuan died, but when she opened her eyes again, she'd become the short-lived heroine of an angsty romance! She immediately quit and started going wild right where she stood! From the start, she set her sights 17.3kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
19. 369 别 Stop Calculating, You Little Brat! I’m Begging You on My Knees, Isn’t That Enough? 别算了活爹！给你跪了还不行嘛 Xia Tianbao夏甜宝Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fortune-Telling Livestream + Pampered by Everyone + Going Wild at Any Moment, Anywhere + The Siblings Who Chased Her Are Left to Burn in Ashes] In her previous life, Chu Jiaojiao went to great lengths to win over the Chu family, all so they would say “Happy birthday” on her fifteenth birthday, completing the System's task and allowing her to live to a hundred. But they wouldn't even say those four words. Chu Jiaojiao failed the task and was sent to another world to do backbreaking labor. Reborn 6.5kReads9.2Score882Shelves
20. 370 狗 Mind-Reading Dog Food: My Adorable Wife Is Fierce and Sweet 狗粮心声：超可爱老婆又凶又甜 Candy Is Super Sweet糖果齁甜鸭Urban506k WordsCompleted [The cover girl is the heroine herself] [Yang Chen, enter your 2008 rebirth wish list] Wish One: [Drain the pretty Su Luoli’s secret stash] Wish Two: [Make tons and tons of money and buy Su Luoli out of the Su family] Wish Three: [Well, I hope I get a System to help me make money. I just want to slack off] That’s all!! 30.2kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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    So satisfying! If the real world can't satisfy you, use your mind to make yourself feel good!

21. 371 可 Meh Meh the Adorable's 34th Book 可爱的咩咩第34本书 Adorable Baa Baa Baa可爱的咩咩咩Urban251k WordsCompleted [Urban Cultivation + Rural Miracle Doctor + Invincible Fool] To protect a helpless beauty, a foolish young man is beaten bloody by the village bully. By chance, he obtains a powerful inheritance and gains the ability to bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bare bones. From then on, he dominates the city, sweeping aside all opposition! 29Reads6.8Score—Shelves
22. 372 爱 Book 16 by the Pickled Fish Lover 爱吃酸菜鱼第16本书 Loves Pickled Fish Fillets爱吃酸菜鱼片Urban209k WordsOngoing Chen Mo is a massage therapist. Every day, his hands touch different kinds of skin: the butterfly tattoo of a career woman, the stretch marks of a housewife, the bruises of a college student, the scar left by a wealthy woman’s wedding ring. Every client’s body is a medical record, and the warmth of his fingertips is the one secret that lets them lower their guard. 5Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 373 变 A Psycho's Redemption Diary: The Perfect Corporate Workhorse and Beauty 变态的救赎日记：极品牛马俏佳人 Eighth Pawnshop 0第八号当铺0Urban166k WordsOngoing [No System] [Not Reborn] [No Clichés] [No Superpowers] This is an uplifting wish-fulfillment novel! Gao Jin, a low-level wage slave, suffers an accidental brain injury at work and develops a rare mental illness. Beset by his illness, he can no longer concentrate on his job as he once did. In the end, his employer heartlessly fires him, leaving him without a source of income. But he refuses to let life defeat him. Instead, he faces his circumstances with determination, relying on his own hard wor 3Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 374 逍 The Carefree Little Immortal Doctor 逍遥快活小医仙 A Stone Blooms石头开花Eastern Fantasy604k WordsCompleted Ye Chen transmigrated to another world and acquired the all-encompassing Divine Dragon Art. With his superb medical skills, he can easily cure all kinds of rare and difficult ailments. Beloved by his patients, watch as this ordinary man steadily climbs to the pinnacle of life. 542Reads8.9Score129Shelves

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    The male lead is full of witty remarks and extremely possessive; it's a good watch.

25. 375 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Silly and funny, a collection of individual stories

26. 376 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 377 谍 Espionage: I’m a Screwdriver, Infiltrating No. 76 谍战：我是螺丝刀，卧底76号 Fragrant Blossoms in Spring春暖留芳Urban2.7M WordsOngoing (A rough-around-the-edges spy’s rise to success, with a soft spot for the Communists. Please don’t flame if it’s not your thing!) He’s a disposable pawn in the Military Statistics Bureau, but he has an infinite storage space and supernatural hearing! Thanks to his uncanny ability to hit his targets with flying screwdrivers, he rises to become the top assassin at the Shanghai station, then goes undercover at No. 76 by pure chance. Amid the turbulent world of espionage, he kills Japanese invaders 45.4kReads8.0Score3.1kShelves

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    Fans of humorous spy novels shouldn't miss *Spy War: I'm a Screwdriver, Undercover Agent in 76*! The protagonist, disguised as a screwdriver, infiltrates the infamous 76th Division, navigating the heart of the enemy territory with cunning and wit. The novel's plot is tense and thrilling, with each perilous mission keeping you on the edge of your seat, as the protagonist uses his exceptional intelligence to escape danger. The characters are vividly portrayed, and the clash between good and evil is electrifying. The dramatic twists and turns of espionage and the gripping undercover story will take you on a thrilling journey through the legendary secret front! [Drooling emoji]

28. 378 阴 Sect of Yin and Yang: Master, I Have an Unreasonable Request 阴阳宗：师尊！我有个不情之请 Water Turns to Steam水成汽Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration] [Golden Finger] [More Women, More Blessings] [Read While You Can] Yao Delong had spent eighty years in the cultivation world, with a spiritual energy affinity of just 2. Even the sect's cart horses had a score of 5! His 2 might as well have been the same as a rock's. Before entering seclusion, my beautiful master asked me what my final wish was. At last, I confessed my obsession to my master, whose immortal grace and peerless elegance were beyond compare: “I ask only for one mom 1.7kReads7.4Score223Shelves

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    The content is very realistic and rich, the plot is tight, and it's well-written.

29. 379 闺 After My Best Friend Cheated, Her Brother Spoiled Me Rotten 闺蜜劈腿后，我被闺蜜哥哥宠上天 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance708k WordsCompleted 👇 This book has it all: melodrama, catharsis, and sweetness! Wen Yining had been dating her boyfriend for three years. They bought a home together and were preparing to marry. She saved her first time for their wedding night and treated her best friend like a younger sister for six years. Then she opened the door to their marital home and found her boyfriend tangled up with her best friend on the lavender bedsheets she'd laid out herself. She slapped them both and went out drinking. Through 651Reads—Score102Shelves

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    The 8th funny book

30. 380 什 What?! The Demon Venerable Takes Advantage of Me and Molests Me Every Night? 什么！魔尊趁人之危夜夜非礼我？ Sunset Tangerine Heart落日橘芯Ancient Romance485k WordsOngoing [Female lead turns dark + revenge + both leads are chaste. Human princess x bewitching Demon Venerable.] Gu Xueyao is the least favored illegitimate princess in the Netherworld Continent, born with the fate of a jinx. She only wants to spend the rest of her life in a quiet corner of the imperial palace with her older sister, Gu Xuexin. But someone frames her, making her a stepping stone for her older brother's rise to the throne, then falsely accuses her of colluding with the demon clan! In one 194Reads8.4Score101Shelves
31. 381 绑 After Binding to the King of Hell's Sign-In System, I Gave Up Trying 绑定阎王签到系统后，我摆烂了 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Urban637k WordsCompleted A laid-off office drone gets bound to the King of Hell System. In endless instance worlds, he becomes a god by signing in and slacking off, only to discover that everyone is waiting for him to return and serve as a judge of the dead. But all he wants is to give up and coast. Xuanhuan, system novel, infinite flow, underworld, lighthearted Slacking off, overworked employee, sign-in, subverting expectations, power fantasy, comedy, wild imagination, modern city, past and present lives, mystery One-l 59Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 382 娇 The Darling Girl Only Loves Messy, Rugged Men 娇娇女就爱邋遢糙汉 Glutinous Rice Ball Who Loves Sugar Cubes爱吃方块糖的糯糯米团Modern Romance184k WordsCompleted Beneath the grime lies a rose Before my brother died, he left me a tattoo shop, along with a burly employee covered in tattoos from shoulder to wrist. On the first day after the shop opened, a delicate young lady came in, pinching her nose. “How much to remove the tattoo on my body? I’ll pay anything.” The burly man glanced at the rose on her bare back, cigarette dangling from his lips. “Can’t remove it. If you want it covered... the new design will have to be bigger.” She asked nervously what h —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is really good, everyone should check it out!

33. 383 纯 Pure Yang Evil Lord: Forced by a Saintess to Become Her Dao Companion from the Start 纯阳邪君，开局被圣女强选为道侣 Peach Blossom Dependence桃之依Eastern Fantasy458k WordsCompleted [Multiple Female Leads] [Power Fantasy] Lin Yue was over fifty, his body ruined by alcohol, women, wealth, and indulgence. By a twist of fate, he transmigrated into the body of a sect servant in a cultivation world. Even more unexpectedly, at the sect's partner-selection ceremony, the sect's Holy Maiden took a liking to him. He was trapped in a situation where accepting would get him killed by the sect prodigy who had a secret crush on the Holy Maiden, while refusing would get him killed by the 8.8kReads8.5Score885Shelves

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    He can be both funny and a girl-chaser!

34. 384 相 After a Blind Date, the Egg White Girl Falls for the Egg Yolk CEO 相亲后，蛋白女孩爱上蛋黄总裁 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance546k WordsCompleted Blind Date + Mutual Devotion + She Pursues Him + She Pursues First, Then He Chases Her + Elite Families + Love at First Sight At a blind date her grandmother had forced her to attend, Qin Xi only planned to go through the motions. Then a hard-boiled egg in her salad made her lose her composure on the spot. She picked out the yolk and left it uneaten. The man across from her said calmly, “I like egg yolks. Give it to me. Don’t waste it.” Egg white and egg yolk: a perfect match. She fell for 178Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 385 三 A Three-Year-Old Prodigy Shows the Way: Mom’s Welding Machine Leads to Immortality 三岁萌宝指路：妈妈的电焊机通仙 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance600k WordsCompleted Three-year-old Gu Tiaotiao squatted on the threshold of a hardware store, pointing at an empty alley. “Mommy, there’s a leak in the alley.” She looked up. A crack split the wall, and a man covered in golden fissures stepped out of it. He said she was the unfinished crack from a thousand years ago. The eighty-yuan secondhand welding torch in her hand lit up. The man was called Lu Beiyin. When he took his first bite of noodles, he froze: for the first time in a thousand years, he could taste som 14Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 386 被 After My Stepson Kicked Me Out, I Swept Through the Heavens 被继子赶出家门后，我横扫诸天 Peach Blossom Dependence桃之依Eastern Fantasy340k WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless] [A feel-good novel with multiple heroines] [I like driving fast, often going over 180 mph, so please bear with me!] After his stepson schemed to drive him out of the family home, live-in son-in-law Gu Cheng unexpectedly obtained a sign-in System. Not only did he awaken the Pure Yang Sacred Body, but he also became irresistible to female cultivators across the land. They deliberately sought him out, and he set off on a life of vengeance and carefree adventure! 71Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 387 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.3kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves

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    💥💥💥It's so funny, there are so many laughs!!!! Sometimes I really wonder if the author is trying to make me laugh so hard that I'll inherit my 3.5 Yuan instant noodles [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]!!! I was attracted by the title and decided to give it a try, but the more I read, the better it got and the more addictive it became.

38. 388 脏 The Debauched Tang: Drunk, Reclining on a Beauty's Lap 脏唐之醉卧美人膝 Peach Blossom Dependence桃之依Historical643k WordsCompleted The Tang dynasty was considered immoral mainly because its people disregarded propriety. Emperor Gaozong made Wu Meiniang, his stepmother, empress, while Emperor Xuanzong took his daughter-in-law Yang Yuhuan as a consort. Even today, with our open-minded attitudes, people still can't accept such outrageous acts! Modern special forces soldier Cui Shiyin transmigrates into the body of the wealthy young noble Cui Shi by a twist of fate, reliving a turbulent tale of love and hatred with Princess Tai 3.8kReads8.5Score292Shelves
39. 389 你 Is Your Life Worth Enough to Pay? 你的命，够付么？ Not Autumn Zhang不秋张Urban628k WordsOngoing I crave madness, so what do I fear from Heaven's punishment? I have cast off all worldly attachments, so what do I fear? Above all dominance, I am the one who rules! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Tian, cultivates step by step, challenges Heaven, and fights his way from modern society, the Human Realm, into other worlds, ultimately reaching the pinnacle! 173Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A fantasy novel for adults, full of thrills, desire, and defying the heavens. "Is Your Life Enough to Pay?" By Bu Qiu Zhang. The male protagonist starts out dumped and impoverished. He unexpectedly obtains a cultivation inheritance. He cultivates the Supreme Forgetfulness of Emotions, yet insists on controlling cause and effect—whoever wrongs him, he will repay a hundredfold; whoever loves him, he will protect with his life. Along the way, he encounters various girls, each one treating him sincerely. Dual cultivation is both a deepening of their relationship and a breakthrough in their cultivation. From mortal to the pinnacle, he achieves: to have his beloved forever, and for the world to submit to him.

40. 390 绑 Bound to a Gossip System, I Was Made a County Princess by the Emperor 绑定吃瓜系统后，我被皇帝封郡主 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Ancient Romance495k WordsCompleted On Gu Yunshu's sixteenth birthday, she was bound to the “Gossip System.” At a palace banquet, the System suddenly delivered a shocking piece of gossip: the children born to the Noble Consort were actually fathered by the head of the Imperial Medical Academy! The words slipped out of her thoughts: “The emperor's been cuckolded!” The entire court heard her, and the emperor immediately ordered a blood test to confirm their parentage. The Noble Consort fell from power, the chancellor turned out 18Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 391 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.7kReads9.6Score11.6kShelves
42. 392 我 My 23-Year-Old Northeastern Chinese CEO 我的23岁东北女总裁 Old Jiu's Records of History老九史记Urban809k WordsCompleted Multiple heroines, wish fulfillment. A true top-tier hunter always appears to be the prey. Who’s the real prey? After his girlfriend cheats on him, he plans to get revenge on the rival who stole both his patent and his girlfriend. His target is Su Qing, a university professor. But the professor turns the tables and “gets revenge” on him instead. His phone rings. It’s the woman who treated him like a pawn and sacrificed him at the negotiating table just that afternoon, Lin Zhixia. “Come work with 11.1kReads8.5Score908Shelves

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    I highly recommend [Aimer][Aimer].

43. 393 我 The Book I Was Reading: The Male Lead Came to Life 我追的书，男主出来了 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted The male lead of the book you've been following for three years has appeared. He's covered in blood, sitting on your living room sofa. He says, “I've come out of the book you've been following for three years.” Before you can react, your phone lights up. A line has been carved into the ground downstairs: “Shi Jin, you were following the wrong person.” Behind the window of the building opposite, a camera is pointed straight at you. A third text arrives at the same time: “He's lying to you. He 58Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 394 倚 The Legend of Junxiang: A Prequel to The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber 倚天前传之君襄风云录 The Tired-Headed Youngster费头青年Male-Channel Fanfiction264k WordsCompleted A chance encounter atop Mount Hua sparks a century-long entanglement in the martial world! The Heaven Reliant Sword in Guo Xiang's jade hands, and the first stirrings of Taiji in Zhang Junbao's heart. When yearning devotion meets the tender feelings of youth, what sparks will fly amid national hatred and family feuds? The Legend of Junxiang: The Prequel to The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, also known as The Legend of Junxiang: The Sequel to The Return of the Condor Heroes, fills in the most unf 4.1kReads8.1Score298Shelves

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    In the Battle of Xiangyang, Guo Jing committed suicide, and Huang Rong followed her husband in death. How did Guo Xiang, alone in the martial world, escape the pursuit of Mongol masters and ultimately found the Emei Sect? "The Legend of Guo Xiang: Prequel to The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber" will reveal all! This book is another new work after the completion of "The Legend of the Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber: The Revenge of the Ming Cult," filling the century-long gap between "The Legend of the Condor Heroes," "The Return of the Condor Heroes," and "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber." A highly recommended book; traditional martial arts is alive and well!

45. 395 烧 She’s Waiting for Me Behind the Burnt Screen 烧焦的屏风后，她在等我 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Mystery305k WordsCompleted Mystery, wild imagination, horror, theater stage, continuing the play, Wu dialects There may be a lot of Zhejiang Wu dialect in this story. If you have trouble understanding it, leave a comment and I can explain. Most of it is written in a semi-Wu style, so it’s easy to follow. But to make the local flavor feel more authentic, some of the older characters speak in full Wu dialect. My mother had been insane for six years. Last month, she suddenly came to her senses for ten minutes and said three 15Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 396 在 I, in Short, Am Here for Laughs 在下，纯属搞笑 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance351k WordsCompleted Comedy, and we mean it. Secret crush, and he’s a brooding flirt. Both leads are pure, so dive in without fear of landmines. Qian Duoduo is an entertainment reporter who became famous for writing about “The Mystery of a Certain Top-Tier Star’s Underwear Color.” Her tongue is quicker than her keyboard. Zhou Zhiheng is a dermatologist who saves every word. His biggest secret is that he’s followed her from a burner account for three years, clicking “Like” on every article. They meet again at the h 112Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 397 回 Back in the Village: The Pigs and Fish I Raise Are Almost Spirits 回村赶山：我养的猪和鱼都快成精 Fire Runes火铭文Urban632k WordsCompleted After Li Ping'an returns to his village to hunt in the mountains, he discovers that his hometown is a treasure trove: beautiful mountains, beautiful waters, and even more beautiful people. Compared to the bustle of the mortal world, this unspoiled haven is a much better place to live. But after he starts raising livestock, the pigs and fish are practically turning into spirits. What's going on? 330Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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    There was no way to stop it

48. 398 离 I Became a Millionaire Overnight After My Divorce 离婚后我一夜暴富 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance687k WordsCompleted My husband held up our property settlement agreement and said, “You’re not good enough for me anymore.” I calmly signed, then used all my savings to buy a lottery ticket. The next day, he clutched his new lover on TV and screamed, “Who stole my jackpot?!” I linked arms with his business rival and waved the lottery ticket at the camera: “Let me introduce you to my new husband.” 86Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 399 三 Three Kingdoms: General, Who’s More Beautiful, Your Concubine or the Empress? 三国：将军，妾身与皇后，谁更美 Jing Yunlong景云龙Historical2.0M WordsOngoing By a twist of fate, he transmigrates as Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who was supposed to die in the Battle of Wancheng. At death's door, he activates the “Life-Prolonging Talent System.” Only by winning over the peerless beauties of history can he extend his lifespan and unlock talents. Along the way, Cao Ang uses the System to win over beauties and prolong his life, while secretly building up his strength: curbing Liu Bei's rise, blockading the waterways of Jiangdong, and breaking up enemy al 29.5kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves

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    That's the one.

50. 400 世 The Heir Apparent Is Craving Something Again Today 世子今天又被馋哭了 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Ancient Romance623k WordsCompleted The comic adaptation of the same name, The Young Lord Got Tempted by Food Again Today, is now available. On the very first day Duanmu Ying transmigrated into the body of a minor official's daughter, her half-sister shoved her into a corner and cracked her head against the wall. The good news: She brought the skills of an outstanding New Oriental culinary school graduate with her. The bad news: This backwater has no chili peppers, no wok, and even soy sauce is a rare luxury. But who is Duanmu Yi 160Reads—Score—Shelves

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